Massage Parlor Reports

[OneOne9]

You should try the shop close to CNE.

I did, the open sign was lit but the door was locked. I guess they were busy.

[Dexxzy]

CNE 87th and Canyon Greeted by a Grannie wearing a mask and old lady shorts and top. The shop and vibe didn't do it for me at all. I was surprised when she quoted 70/60 +10 for TS.

You should try the shop close to CNE.

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

Because most people are just bad with age combined with bad lighting. Vast majority here are 30's, with very very few 20's doing FS.

[WarpFactor69]

I checked out Nature Spa across from Home Depot. First time I've been there. Was the usual setup. Mimi was nice but the action was limited to HJ only and she wanted extra to even get out her tits. They were in fact very nice tits but she didn't even take off her top so they were never really very out. She seemed nervous the whole time and looking at the door, so it was hard to get relax or excited. Didn't finish. Probably will not repeat.

So I went over to Purple Orchard on 87th since YoYo has proven very accommodating in the past. YoYo was at the desk but a different older Chinese woman took me back. Not a very good experience either. Massaged me like she was punishing me then pantomimed boom-boom. I wasn't feeling boom-boom which meant a lame CBJ (oops, cover wasn't disclosed until after money had changed hands) and then yet another mechanical HJ. I didn't finish AGAIN, it was just too pathetic. Lesson learned, if YoYo isn't doing it then say Zai Jien and leave.

Oh well, guess bad days are part of the game. Kinda stings to be out the money and time for basically nothing but at least you guys get some entertainment (and hopefully useful info) out of it.

First you get a woman that acts like she's doing you a favor to pull out her puppies then you get an angry massage from someone you're not attracted to. Talk about a bad day. That sucks. Excellent post, thank you for sharing and making others aware. I hope your next experience is much better.

[k__rat]

I checked out Nature Spa across from Home Depot. First time I've been there. Was the usual setup. Mimi was nice but the action was limited to HJ only and she wanted extra to even get out her tits. They were in fact very nice tits but she didn't even take off her top so they were never really very out. She seemed nervous the whole time and looking at the door, so it was hard to get relax or excited. Didn't finish. Probably will not repeat.

So I went over to Purple Orchard on 87th since YoYo has proven very accommodating in the past. YoYo was at the desk but a different older Chinese woman took me back. Not a very good experience either. Massaged me like she was punishing me then pantomimed boom-boom. I wasn't feeling boom-boom which meant a lame CBJ (oops, cover wasn't disclosed until after money had changed hands) and then yet another mechanical HJ. I didn't finish AGAIN, it was just too pathetic. Lesson learned, if YoYo isn't doing it then say Zai Jien and leave.

Oh well, guess bad days are part of the game. Kinda stings to be out the money and time for basically nothing but at least you guys get some entertainment (and hopefully useful info) out of it.

[PdxLuvBB]

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

The place south SE Foster on 82nd has a new girl NaNa and I'm pretty sure she is under 30, somewhat attractive and slender.

[WarpFactor69]

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

I don't know of any particular time of day that you are going to find a younger person at a shop.

Keep in mind:

Most women at the AMPs are over 35 but many of them are quite attractive.

Many guys here have difficulty estimating the age of an Asian, including me. I usually add five or 10 years to the age I would guess.

A few posters here engage in full on fantasy, don't believe the over the top type posts.

You don't have to take a session with the first woman that greets you, you can say you need to leave, or ask if other ladies are available. Sometimes the second choice is more interesting.

I recently posted about some shops that do have younger looking women search through my posts, it was a reply to another gentleman also asking for younger women. It's in this section posted on 9/26

[Joepdx]

No, they may rotate girls out monthly but not hourly. Ask if there are any other girls available, and if not, find another place.

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

[KsFollower]

I see a lot of you mongers being able to find younger masseuses at the AMP, but my luck has ended up with me meeting the mama san instead. Are there more ideal hours to visit to find a younger worker at these places?

[TruckerBob]

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You're a fucking idiot, do you see where it says "Senior Member" under his name? That means he's unmoderated (Like you used to be before we identified you as a fucking douchebag) which means until you quoted it to do this stupidity nobody on the staff ever saw that post. How can we allow it or not allow it when we are unaware of it? I know it's easier to think we are unfair rather than admit what a fuckwad you are but there are no pets here. You're moderated because you're an asshole, not because we don't like you.

Next time use the report post button.

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[TruckerBob]

Try Nevada.

I am looking for a brothel. Seems like it is all motels and parlors. Anyone know how I might find one?

[MilkyTears213]

I live a block from the Tualatin triangle. Saw nana. It was around closing time she didn't even let me lay down she started hugging me and grabbing cock. I say I want everything she obliges and for 2 bennies I fuck her non stop for almost 40 minutes. Every position I know and she was screaming and yelling while the bell rings incessantly. (sorry if it was one of you I was going to pound town) I ask to come over her titties and she was super fun.

[SnowGlow]

I am looking for a brothel. Seems like it is all motels and parlors. Anyone know how I might find one?

[TruckerBob]

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[OneOne9]

CNE 87th and Canyon Greeted by a Grannie wearing a mask and old lady shorts and top. The shop and vibe didn't do it for me at all. I was surprised when she quoted 70/60 +10 for TS.

16400 Hart Grannie and 35-40 friendly provider with a few extra pounds. I didn't have time to try 60/60 50/30.

Newberg 2504 Portland Rd. A very thin older lady with a page boy haircut. She told me I should stay and try, Not! 70/60 50/30 2 other AMPs within a block but I didn't have time to check out.

[WarpFactor69]

My plan was to stop by a few places and go back to the one that caught my interest. My second stop was the new place on 87th that's been referred to as Purple Orchard. There is no name on their signage and they have business cards from a shop in Vancouver, which is Purple Orchard.

It's in a basement and has a slight basement smell. YoYo greeted me and is younger than most. I'm guessing early 30's. She has a decent shape and an OK face. She essentially begged me to stay, but was sweet about it and I gave in. She collected the room fee of $70 and I gave her $80 and she didn't bring back any change.

The table had two rolled up towels and some kind of disposable cover on it. The rooms seem to be a bit spread out and have lockable doors.

I'm looking for different services than most of you and want a good massage with a bit of fun at the end. She started the massage. I learned she's from Taiwan. The massage was relaxing but only lasted about 5 minutes before she started teasing. My hand was hanging off the side of the table. While she was rubbing my ass, she reached down, grabbed my hand, and put it on her ass. The teasing got intense and she asked to roll over. She asked what I wanted. I told her I wasn't interested in boom-boom and how much other things cost. She told me whatever I want to pay. I got out my money and she asked for more. I told her that's all I had and that there was still another $10 she owed me. She agreed and said to bring more next time. I think it ended up being about $70-75.

She was extremely passionate and immediately went in for DFK. We cuddled for quite a while and I massaged her and I think brought her to a couple of O's and then she help me with a HJ.

One weird thing is that someone came to the door in the middle. It was a man speaking Chinese. I didn't see him. She slipped her dress back on and went to talk to him and came back in a couple of minutes later, dropped the dress and kept going. She said there was a man massaging another man in another room. Her English wasn't the greatest so I couldn't get the details. He came back one more time and got a hot towel from her. She closed and locked the door after that.

She's younger and probably a 6/10 for looks, but she was very friendly and extremely passionate. I was looking for decent massage and instead got a make-out session, which was also fun but not sure I'll go back for again.

YoYo cleaned up the room while I got dressed. She replaced the disposable cover on the table, but just rolled up the same two towels and put them back on the table.

Great report thank you. If you're okay with older ladies Nancy has always given me a fantastic detailed massage as well as anything else I want. You can do a search for Nancy under my posts, or send me a message if you wish. She's in the Cedar Hills area north side of highway 26.