Strip Club Reports

[PelicanT99]

….If you love spinners (skinny body type), then Jet Strip should be on your radar….

Thank you for doing a detailed report. I mostly visit day shift & would likely avoid a crowded MNF night, but it's good to hear what's available.

Had you done regular dances at JS, you'd likely just get a good body rub with a little SSTP. But by a hot spinner, and they'll usually appreciate $20 tip on a set. Sometimes I think it's worth it if the girl is hot & friendly enough, even though I'm usually an extras guy. Surprised they called no specials, they usually do at least every hour on day shift. It's like an extra 2 minutes, so not a great special; but it's something.

Not a surprise that Rio didn't answer the phone; Kim club managers are usually lame. Probably low pay, & they're too busy hitting on dancers for tip-outs. You likely didn't miss much if you're into spinners & not doing dances / extras, although again I haven't been there at night. No reports posted from there lately, either here or on LA or South Bat strip club forums.

[CaseyX]

Met Ruby at SR COI recently. A baby stripper as she called herself. Petite brunette, young, cute, good energy on stage. When we went for a topless I noticed that she has some baby damage and her tits have that deflated look. Our rapport and dance were still good enough that I took her to the back. A minute or so in I moved to suck her nipples and she that I'd need to give her a big tip for that. Didn't consider asking about extras after that. But at least it wasn't a boring dance. A minute or two later she asked whether I like bouncing or grinding better. She had been mixing both to that point. When I said grinding she went to town grinding her pussy on my crotch, all in the perfect spot. It was like she was trying to get off herself. I had to slow her down a couple of times because it was so intense.

A few years ago I would've said that a dancer like this. Young, single mother who isn't a dime. Would be pretty likely to go to the dark side soon enough when she sees her coworkers making bank doing extras. Less certain of that now unfortunately.

[Loki213]

Shout-out to PelicanT99 for the great info on the Westside clubs. Saved me a lot of time by avoiding clubs that have shut down, so I owe you all a report.

My original plan was to split time between Jet Strip and Rio to check out the differences between the 2 clubs, but the folks at Rio NEVER answer their phone (called several times on both Sunday and Monday; no answer and not even an automated message with directions and hours). Wasn't about to drive all the way over there only to find that they only had 3-5 dancers on deck (which on a Monday night, is always a possibility). If I had to do it all over again, I guess I would have visited Rio first to find out the situation at the door before committing.

It being a Monday night, I was expecting very little action overall. But I was pleasantly surprised to call and find out that Jet Strip already had about 10 performers inside at the early hours of 9 PM, so making that my first (and ultimately only) stop was a no-brainer. Maybe it was because there happened to be a MNF game at nearby SoFi Stadium, but my guess is that the club just regularly keeps a good amount of dancers on hand, even this early into the evening.

If you love spinners (skinny body type), then Jet Strip should be on your radar; not a single overweight performer (or someone you would consider BBW) but also no one with obvious implants. Overall, the selection that night was mostly 6-7's, with one I would downgrade to a 5 and a couple who would merit an 8 rating. While although the vast majority of girls were skinny, most weren't what I would call fit (very few looked like they worked out at the gym). Some were flat as a board but others were nicely proportioned.

Set-Up: $11 admission + 1 minimum drink. Free parking; immediate neighborhood was safe enough. FN club, with most girls going FN on their second song. $40-per-song regular FN lap dances in the back ($30 topless) with no specials called out the entire night; VIP available but I forgot the pricing. I didn't partake of any dances (just in the mood for stage action this night) so I'll defer to PelicanT99's advice below.

Vibe: Their motto is "LA's friendliest club" . No drink hustle and no hard dance hustle, either, which I appreciate. However, some dancers appreciated your attention (tipping and compliments) while others blew you off, so the friendliness can vary. I know that a few of the girls were in a cranky mood all night; even though there were some crowds coming in due to the football game being over, very few of them were spending money, even when parked on the tipping rows.

"Oruguita"? - grumpiest one of all; very nice Latina body with curves in the right places but her ongoing attitude (should've chilled out after an hour but didn't) brought the whole place down.

"Star" - outgoing and pretty Asian spinner who probably got the most lap dances that night (read into that however you like); her persona is more friendliness than sex appeal on the floor.

"Nadia" - tall Caucasian blonde girl with great boobs and non-skinny body; very friendly personality.

"Jenae" - tall Latina girl with equally great boobs and curves; she and Nadia had the best racks of the night but Jenae didn't really talk much (language barrier?

"Anastasia" - Asian spinner who was also friendly and quite approachable.

"Foxxy" - skinny Caucasian girl (but definitely not flat) who apparently is a regular here; friendly and approachable.

"Dream" - AA spinner with long dreadlocks; probably had the best body among the AA dancers that night.

"Nine" - AA spinner.

"Pluto" - super skinny AA dancer.

"Rico" - visiting dancer from another club she likes better, so I don't expect her to return here.

"Scarlett" - goth with lots of tattoos; didn't look like she was in good health though.

There were other dancers (primarily Latinas), but I either forgot their stage names or they didn't a lasting impression on me.

I definitely debated whether or not to leave early to investigate the Rio, but again, I didn't want to show up there only to find a handful of performers working. And the dancers at Jet Strip were overall attractive and pleasant enough to commit my entire night to. So, in the end, I had a good time (especially since I was looking only to observe this night) and enjoyed the laidback atmosphere.

Rio is in a sketchy area & mostly thick to fat Latina & AA dancers. Kim-owned (like Synn clubs) so watch out for clip joint tactics. Extras available & pricing usually good, though you have to find a dancer to your taste (hard for me as I like skinny or tight white girls). Usually low # of customers (but I haven't been after like 9 pm). On-site parking behind a fence & with a bouncer at the door seems necessary as there's a lot of potential for car break-ins (dark street parking, commercial-industrial area). At least that horse stable next door shut down; the club was always full of flies but no more LOL.

[CaseyX]

I feel like there are frequently a lot of girls on roll call Tuesday day shift and I'm curious is this a hot time to go to clubs? Or just happens to be an isolated thing?

I've been thinking the same thing. Over 20 on the roll call this afternoon. It looks like a lot of the dancers who work night shift later in the week often come in for days on Tuesday and sometimes Monday. I haven't been but it's on my radar now.

[Chhnk]

I feel like there are frequently a lot of girls on roll call Tuesday day shift and I'm curious is this a hot time to go to clubs? Or just happens to be an isolated thing?

[CuziletYou72]

Seems like the newbies at Synn are taking over and have learned well from the old GPS and Air Dance crew. LOL.

Save yo $$$ Synn roll call.

Remmy Zonnay-gps.

Khalifah-gps Brandi.

Coco Princess-ultra gps.

Anara Cinnamon-gps.

Capri -gps smelly fishkrystal.

Fiji Dakota.

Sierra-gps saweetie- air dancer.

Layla ace -gpsnena- annoying always asks do I want a dance..

[KingMg23]

Save yo $$$ Synn roll call.

Remmy •Zonnay-gps.

Khalifah-gps •Brandi.

Coco •Princess-ultra gps.

Anara •Cinnamon-gps.

Capri -gps smelly fish•krystal.

Fiji •Dakota.

Sierra-gps •saweetie- air dancer.

Layla •ace -gps•nena- annoying always asks do I want a dance.

Indica •Jazzy.

For the record I bang Jada & Miso. Two hohos.

Did everything nasty but they aren't constant and charge too much miso BBBJ lovez gaging. Her and Jada can take pounding and excessive queefing highly recommend.

[DevonTucker13]

Your best bet is to wait on the couch right by the VIP exit and tell her to come get you when she's ready. A lot of her customers get an hour or more so you won't have any luck waiting it out for her to come to you or catching her stage show. BTW, I'm trying to bring zbone back to life so anyone who reads this please check it out. I will start developing the site soon.

The only times I ever got a dance with her was after she comes out of a VIP and it's after midnight. It was actually a good thing sometimes since I usually get a warm up dance and need time for a second go.

[CharlieRambo]

So as guys know Sin is GOAT at paradise. I check the roll call to see if she shows up and just my luck she is on for tonight. I know dudes are also waiting for that girl so I check out the other girls as a plan B to wait, but man she chooses nights where you ain't feeling the others. You guys know if her price is the same? If she is busy the whole night, I will try out the new girls but the hussle game needs to calm down. I tell the girls that this bill will go to another if you don't go lower. Two girls didn't go for it and one did. You guys know the one who did was thick but whatever. Can't wait for tough times next year so they have to hustle for our bills like the good days.

Your best bet is to wait on the couch right by the VIP exit and tell her to come get you when she's ready. A lot of her customers get an hour or more so you won't have any luck waiting it out for her to come to you or catching her stage show. BTW, I'm trying to bring zbone back to life so anyone who reads this please check it out. I will start developing the site soon.

[SelectaH87]

So as guys know Sin is GOAT at paradise. I check the roll call to see if she shows up and just my luck she is on for tonight. I know dudes are also waiting for that girl so I check out the other girls as a plan B to wait, but man she chooses nights where you ain't feeling the others. You guys know if her price is the same? If she is busy the whole night, I will try out the new girls but the hussle game needs to calm down. I tell the girls that this bill will go to another if you don't go lower. Two girls didn't go for it and one did. You guys know the one who did was thick but whatever. Can't wait for tough times next year so they have to hustle for our bills like the good days.

If she doesn't know you and approaches you consider yourself lucky. If you want her attention and she doesn't know you already the best way is to tip her when she is on stage (which can also be rare) maybe a cool $20 will do it. And when she comes near you on the tip rail ask if she has time to talk once she's off stage or compliment her. She will come by say hello and have a short convo with you. If it's a while before her next regular is supposed to show up take advantage and do a 30 with her. That's how I first got her attention and 6 years later we still speak whenever we see each other even if she is having a busy night and can't do a VIP. Once you cool with her she might give you her IG and if she really fwu you get the number. But if you get her IG she will post that she is coming in. That is when you try to put yourself on the schedule.

[DevonTucker13]

So as guys know Sin is GOAT at paradise. I check the roll call to see if she shows up and just my luck she is on for tonight. I know dudes are also waiting for that girl so I check out the other girls as a plan B to wait, but man she chooses nights where you ain't feeling the others. You guys know if her price is the same? If she is busy the whole night, I will try out the new girls but the hussle game needs to calm down. I tell the girls that this bill will go to another if you don't go lower. Two girls didn't go for it and one did. You guys know the one who did was thick but whatever. Can't wait for tough times next year so they have to hustle for our bills like the good days.

[XBiker]

I think he means that she has increased her price BY $100, not that she's asking $100 for FS. I assume he means the Leanne who dances at Synn CoI and also at Sahara.

I'm sorry for any confusion my post might have caused. CaseyX is right. She increased her asking price by $100.00. She used to ask $200 for FS, but she now wants $300. Hopefully, these clear things up.

[PelicanT99]

I've been reading a lot of reports from the COI clubs, but has anyone visited any of the clubs near / along the 405 corridor (between LAX and OC) recently?

Clubs I remember (barely) included Club Rio, The Jet Strip, Bare Elegance, etc. But I don't know which are still open and which ones are still worth visiting in 2022.

Thanks for any advice!

Rio is in a sketchy area & mostly thick to fat Latina & AA dancers. Kim-owned (like Synn clubs) so watch out for clip joint tactics. Extras available & pricing usually good, though you have to find a dancer to your taste (hard for me as I like skinny or tight white girls). Usually low # of customers (but I haven't been after like 9 pm). On-site parking behind a fence & with a bouncer at the door seems necessary as there's a lot of potential for car break-ins (dark street parking, commercial-industrial area). At least that horse stable next door shut down; the club was always full of flies but no more LOL.

JS & BE are classic strip clubs, catering mainly to airport & older guys. Both in shaky areas but have safe parking lots. Pretty good quality girls at both. Extras possible, but rare if not in VIP. Maybe some SSTP on a regular JS dance. But extras at either club are going to cost you, it's not for bargain-hunters. BE has some shocking VIP room prices. But sometimes you can use those to bargain down extras tip so the whole experience is priced better. I haven't partaken in FS there after COVID cause the prices are just too much.

The clubs in Torrance (Rhino, Crazy Girls) & Gardena (KH8th, Starz, Ron's) are all gone, I think. There's some stage tipping twerk club down there, but I think it's a party club like the old Hollywood Tropicana, maybe fun for a night with the boys but not for serious mongers (to my knowledge).

Some good MPs in South Bay (Eco, Zen, etc. - see South Bay massage thread) which are a cheaper nut with Latina girls comparable to Paradise and / or pretty hot bodied Asians (lots of bolt-ons). A decent alternative.

If you use this info, please share your experiences here. I'm still waiting for anyone to confirm Vanna Rose pricing or to link me to that stripper's churro cheesecake recipe haha.

[Loki213]

I've been reading a lot of reports from the COI clubs, but has anyone visited any of the clubs near / along the 405 corridor (between LAX and OC) recently?

Clubs I remember (barely) included Club Rio, The Jet Strip, Bare Elegance, etc. But I don't know which are still open and which ones are still worth visiting in 2022.

Thanks for any advice!

[PelicanT99]

You don't have to be a fanboy of the crew to recognize their legendary local status particularly Alyssa. I found them overpriced and overrated and never fell for their GPS myself. But if you have set foot in a COI club in the last 6-8 years you know them. That won't happen again.

"Legendary" hahaha. Legends in strip clubs, as with sports, are mostly generational nostalgia. An older monger would say Joy at SRCOI, Sterling at Imperial, Dallas & Sky at HT, etc. , were the "real" legends. Even HT's Nadia (Alyssa's older cousin), who formulated the Crew strategy and was so good at it she didn't need to work at strip clubs for 10+ years like Alyssa. Eventually one realizes that in strip clubs, there's actually no "all time favorites" just "current favorites" and old news is like used toilet paper. The "best ever" is always right around the corner.