Massage Parlor Reports

[BarneySanders]

Another satisfying visit to see well reviewed No Pain No Gain Candy.

Again, she is a voluptuous and curvy Thai, huge naturals, pretty face.

CMT level massage with oil, various finishes on tap, ask for you want, YMMV.

Private incall, superb value. Book with confidence.

While in my dream Candy gave an above average massage, I would not overhype it. Curvy, not fat, pretty face, but she has definitely seen her better years pass a couple of decades ago. Flat nips most likely from a botched breast augmentation. Those teddies are not real man! Plenty of cellulitis and scaring. I would have looked to dream of her again just for the massage if it wasn't for how expensive it is compared to the competition. In conclusion, I respectfully disagree that it was a dream worth the buck IMHO.

[TonyScott01]

Second time here, met by attractive Asian woman probably in late 40's to mid 50's, wearing a classic, red, Chinese form-fitting red dress. Told me her name was Missour (don't know spelling, but pronounced like the French word Monsieur). Very friendly immediately, lots of talking and giggling, but difficult to understand due to accent. I only wanted 30 minutes, so gave her house fee and undressed. She came back while I was still undressing and had me go face down. Massage was actually pretty good, though limited due to 30 minutes. Teasing was initiated almost immediately, with time spend on ass and balls, while reaching underneath and playing with the shaft. Kept going with talking, trying to be sexy, but again, tough to understand. She also did some sexy whispering in the ear, asking what I wanted. On the flip there was minimal discussion of tip, agreeing on $. 20 for BBBJ (she asked if I was safe, then cleaned it with a wipe). Pulled her panties down before the flip and already had me fingering her. She started off dry, but rapidly became sopping wet. Allowed for deep penetration with finger, thoroughly enjoying it, but limiting it to one finger at a time. She also pulled her breasts out from her bra and fed them to me, though she kept the dress on. Her head game was pretty impressive. No teeth, and only occasionally using hands. Plenty of attention paid to shaft and balls. It took me a while, but when I got close, she switched to HJ to completion. Cleaned me up with hot towels, and followed with additional massage and stretching. Didn't watch clock. I'm not sure how long I was there, but it was definitely over the 30 minutes. I would recommend.

[BigGuy1977]

I see lots of posts asking if "she" "whoever" is real. You obviously did a little research and came up with the site that someones posted pictures were stolen from. It might be helpful to all if you explain how you researched and found the pictures. Please!

On your phone, hold your finger down on the picture for a couple of seconds. Options pop up including "search google for this image. " Hit that. Bingo!

[ThrobbinWood]

Looks like the pics came from here:

https://after7thelabel.com/es/produc...mini-ships-7-3

I see lots of posts asking if "she" "whoever" is real. You obviously did a little research and came up with the site that someones posted pictures were stolen from. It might be helpful to all if you explain how you researched and found the pictures. Please!

[Procrast333]

Based on other reviews I ventured to Herndon last night. It's an office complex and they are upstairs on the left. Ring the bell, wait, be let in by mid 50's mms with too much makeup. She tried to shuttle me into the left room but I asked for Angie and was directed to the right.

Angie is definitely a spinner, heroin skinny, no ass, man made A cups, but friendly and pretty. Long black hair, mid 40's. Those poor A cups. You can feel the crunch of the silicone underneath. The table shower was lovely, very thorough, then five minutes in the sauna. She wanted $. 60 for everything but settled for $. 40. Off came the string top, cut off jeans, green panties. A decent CBJ; small mouth alas. Cowgirl, standing, then mish finishing in the bag. Completely shaved. No labia to speak of but a very clean, tight, fresh pussy. She takes care of herself. Total damage $$. 20. Would definitely repeat.

[SlyFrog]

Looks like the pics came from here:

https://after7thelabel.com/es/produc...mini-ships-7-3

Has anyone gone to see Karina advertising recently in Tysons? Not many AA providers around, wanting to see if this is Roxy / Zina using a new name or is this a new provider? Thanks.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22563280.html

[SlyFrog]

I don't know of any places that are open 24/7 but a lot of places might be more then happy to arange something for you if you call in advance. Joy told me she could see me any time, but I am not sure if she is still around. Some on here don't like her, but I always had a great time:

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/n...ssage/31375786

Is anyone aware of a 2 hour MP in or close to NoVa? I find it odd that an area with such an abundance of parlors, doesn't have a single one open past 11 pm. I've lived in Podunk towns a quarter of the size of Manassas, that had a tenth of the MPs, but at least 3 were 24 hours. I'm often times getting off work at 3 or 4 in the morning, and could use some decent relaxation after a long nights work.

I'd even take an independent or an ACS, as long as they're not fat, old, or just completely busted.

Any help would be appreciated.

[PixelsAndGrids]

I stopped by a couple of days after they reopened and drew Penny. I had seen her before. Paid for an hour, got the TS and had a nice massage from her. After the flip, I explored her expanded menu. She's pretty solidly built, great tits, but there's some meat everywhere else too. I enjoyed myself and would consider returning, but I had developed a nice thing with Kim that I'll miss if she doesn't come back. When I was getting ready to leave, Penny introduced me to another girl named Young. Smaller, thinner, and a little older than Penny. If I go back and I had to choose, I'd still probably pick Penny if they're my options.

Stopped by Queen today. Business park was very busy, but I went into Queen anyway. Older curvy lady comes out all enthusiastic. I asked for Kim and she mentioned she no longer worked there. I replied with a thanks and turned to leave. As I did that she looked a bit shocked to disappointed I took so a fast 180 after learning Kim was not working there.

[CapnHowdy]

Is anyone aware of a 2 hour MP in or close to NoVa? I find it odd that an area with such an abundance of parlors, doesn't have a single one open past 11 pm. I've lived in Podunk towns a quarter of the size of Manassas, that had a tenth of the MPs, but at least 3 were 24 hours. I'm often times getting off work at 3 or 4 in the morning, and could use some decent relaxation after a long nights work.

I'd even take an independent or an ACS, as long as they're not fat, old, or just completely busted.

Any help would be appreciated.

[JohnnySalami]

Her massage is weak. Very light touch. It's more about the extras with her.

Thinking about patronizing that place but mongers seem to focus on the extras side of the experience. How is the pre-flip though? Is the massage actually decent? One thing I like about the Thais is that even if you strike out on the extras, the massage part is usually pretty good in my experience.

[Korman23]

I stopped by a couple of days after they reopened and drew Penny. I had seen her before. Paid for an hour, got the TS and had a nice massage from her. After the flip, I explored her expanded menu. She's pretty solidly built, great tits, but there's some meat everywhere else too. I enjoyed myself and would consider returning, but I had developed a nice thing with Kim that I'll miss if she doesn't come back. When I was getting ready to leave, Penny introduced me to another girl named Young. Smaller, thinner, and a little older than Penny. If I go back and I had to choose, I'd still probably pick Penny if they're my options.

Just curious, but did it seem like they did some remodeling or anything special that required them to be closed for a few weeks? I have not been back since they reopened.

[Galleon]

Thinking about patronizing that place but mongers seem to focus on the extras side of the experience. How is the pre-flip though? Is the massage actually decent? One thing I like about the Thais is that even if you strike out on the extras, the massage part is usually pretty good in my experience.

[MikeyShakes]

Has anyone gone to see Karina advertising recently in Tysons? Not many AA providers around, wanting to see if this is Roxy / Zina using a new name or is this a new provider? Thanks.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22563280.html

She's OK, halfway decent massage with decent finish. You get what you pay for kind of situation at those prices.

[AlmostRetired]

You're a smarter monger then I.

I will say even with it being disappointing, I like to think I save other mongers time and money.

I had wanted to respond to your initial report. I visited Yumi twice. First visit was great with a small younger MT called Sana. Great massage and nice dream with a HJ to finish. Next visit total disaster. Sana wasn't available. Different young MT started and was good a second MT came in looked like who you saw, nice rack, cute face but sucky attitude. Tried to push me for 4 hands, after a few minutes she says something to the first MT and she leaves and she was no fun at all. I refused to pony up for 4 hands and of course I didn't get that. Deal breaker was they had no TS and no timeline to get one. Would like to go back and see Sana but with the plethora of what we have in NOVA I kinda decided to move on. If they install a TS, I may go back. I think I found them on bedpage and don't recall seeing sex in the ad.

Mongerers probably know there are several AMPs in that same office complex. Visited Sun Therapy after Yumi disappointed and that was a good visit as well.

[Jim Rob]

Why would you go to a place that advertises that in the headline? That's a red flag in my opinion.

You're a smarter monger then I.

I will say even with it being disappointing, I like to think I save other mongers time and money.