The Massholes

[BillyBaloney]

It may be wise for you to stay out of NMS for a few days you sick fuck.

I have a friend who works at a pediatric mental health facility and she just shared something alarming with me: they received a 12 year old boy today, who attends an elementary school in Southie that's near the Burger King on Broadway; this child's mother found dick pictures on his phone and he told her that they were of a man he met near that Burger King. I know we're not the likely heroes of any story, but we're out prowling more than any normal person, so be on the lookout if you're in that area. Not sure what you would even do, or how you could even help anyone, but I figure if you see something that doesn't look right, maybe you'll know what to do in the moment.

[Mattis1775]

There was no need for that post.

This thread has openings. FagTits (WiseAss) and ToiletBaloney (obviously it's Bacon Bits), needs partners to stimulate their cum dumpster brains. Keep that shit here and not the threads. Otherwise, A2 will start going on a Blue Ink spraying spree.

[Andir]

You, people, know who this idiot Katokay, recycling his silly post from 2013, is? If you don't, ask Jack617. He knows him well!

[Andir]

Postmortum assessment

LOL! Can't stop laughing at this pretentious imbecile. The word is 'postmortem', unless you wanted to say 'postpartum'. But that's a different story.

[Wiseass]

Mattis's favorite Provider Special K:

I've been asked this a few times and decided to post it here.
First, you won't have a problem with multiple men, K invites them even when you're there. Some guys come and guy, they don't stay long. Basically, your time won't be lost.

Second, if this is your first time, just say it. I've been with K and some guys come in and lose their boner. I get it.Once, I left to sit in the kitchen while the shy guy does his thing. Some dudes want to try it and realize it ain't like porn.........

Have fun. K is perhaps one of the only few providers that is open to gang bang and all holes work. Treat her good.

Any Normal Guy would lose their boner, if they walked in and saw some Asian Twink staring at it with a "I'll suck it Really Good' Smile. At least you Get it, and understand why. No wonder why you promote Gangbangs with her. Using an Elderly Mentally Impaired Nymph as a Carrot to draw as many Guys as you can, with the hope of scoring a Guy that shares your view of straying off the Straight Highway. Have you no Shame? You are a Mayor, a Public Official, so you don't know the word Shame.

I agree. All the multiples I've done with K are spontaneous. Guys show up since doesn't keep a schedule or time. Guys will show up and want to be alone so get their sloppy seconds. Or a few occasions it's been a DP or air tight. Only one time was the guy truly bi and was more interested in me.

I see you met CornPop. Ooops, he probably didn't know at the time that Asian Twink was you. Sorry, spilled the beans. You can always say it was some other Asian Twink. Are you related somehow to Barney Frank? Gerry Studds?

[Wiseass]

By popular demand, here is an extended usefulness / character assessment of a few notable personalities (mostly due to their activity) on the board. Each of them will be assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.
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Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Good Natured and Jolly?

LOL at the worthless sack of shit, also known as Jack617! Yes, post the same shit for the 25th time we need more evidence of your extreme stupidity. Wait a min. In fact, we don't! Fuck you anyway.

LOL! Still a one-baller a worthless piece of shit known as Wiseass.

Of course you do! Jack / Billy is your boyfriend. We need people who are not romantically involved with this retard. In other words, your voice doesn't count. Go away faggot.

I kind of understand what this moron is talking about, but seriously is he using an online translator to write this stupidity? I really think the dude is Chinese.

And that's just the last couple of weeks, there's an endless list. Scratch "Good Natured and Jolly!".

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Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. ----Scratch----- 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Just recently:

Some of you may remember this fairly large parlor near ex-195 in Watertown named Sakura. The place was empty for years but suddenly it came back to life as a well-renovated Thai parlor. Seems nice.

195 is now occupied by some kind of religious enterprise with a sign in front of it saying 'Love wins'. I hope this not a false advertisement.

Think we are talking two different places the White House on Mt Auburn that had the FS predecessor of the now defunct sister spas and the brick strip of stores just down the street that housed another spa. New Thai place has clear windows to the waiting area, my bet is totally legitimate.

The new Thai place at 11X Mt Aub is totally a jack shack.

That was not my experience. No hint of any extras and on my way out I learned they are affiliated with Smile Thai Spa in Somerville which used to offer extras but now is legit.

Not the First Time for Fake Leads. Scratch "The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had".

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Andir. -----Scratch----- ----Scratch----- 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Well, 5 balls for absolutely nothing! Now reevaluated to Zero Balls with not even a Sack! Still waiting for these Derek:

Postmortum assessments for: Cheezefist and DumDum (AYY), as well as assessments for your Pals: OldTimerMA, Trickster666, Bunnymeat, ThroatMonger69, and Dentist Bob, and also these reporting individuals. Rupert 2, Bishop8891, Skipper Foley, and Suzuki.

[Andir]

So I was going hunting for a week and thought about what to do when I'm finished. 8 days in the woods with 3 guys, same clothes, no bathing, no women. Light bulb went off. Shower and ladies at Thai spa! I went directly from the woods to revere. Upon ringing doorbell, mamasan smiled when entering but immediately her smile went upside down. I was a little bit taken aback. She held nose and said"you no smell" . I corrected her English and said " I no smell gooood. But that's why I'm here. To take shower. ". She waved me into room and refused to get very close. I started getting a little pissed because I'm paying good money and she's giving me an attitude. I stripped down and waited for my therapist. She opened door and she gave me a dirty look. WTF. She looked down the entire time that she walked me to table shower. I laid down and she started spraying me, when she got to my ass, she just stopped. I mean dropped the showerhead and it was just laying there. She ran out of room. I found her so unprofessional but a different girl came in and she finished me up. The whole time chanting some nonsense in Thai. God knows what was. But she did finish washing me but did not answer any questions. Just chanted. Acted as if I wasn't there.

The rest was a very generic HJ which was so overpriced. If I didn't have 8 days of buildup I would have walked. I would not recommend. Bad attitude all around.

This is one of the most idiotic stories I have ever seen on this board. Seems all made up.

[Andir]

This confirms what I have long suspected

LOL at the worthless sack of shit, also known as Jack617! Yes, post the same shit for the 25th time — we need more evidence of your extreme stupidity. Wait a min. In fact, we don't! Fuck you anyway.

[Mattis1775]

More to come.

Yes, your Handle and amongst the other Handles you own. That would be a great day, not just for me. But, for the entire board.

[Mattis1775]

Hey Moron

Thanks for saying it for me, Moron. I'm sure you double and triple checked your spelling this time you stupid Moron. Asslicking Moron, Ball sucking Moron and an incompetent illiterate Moron.

Enough said. Moron.

[Mattis1775]

Who is the GOAT of anal in the Boston area these days?

FagAss / ButtBaloney. Seasoned veterans of the adult shop booths and known cum dumpsters. Let's have a round of applause people, WiseAss and BillyBaloney. Who says they weren't great at anything.

[BillyBaloney]

P.S. - The Toilet insult was only used once before, by the deceased DumDum. Coincidence? I took the liberty of putting back the markings you photoshopped out, LOL.

Mayor Mike's posts have taken a definite DumDum tone. This confirms what I have long suspected, Mattis is DumDum and we know Andir (Cheeze) is OlGary so that makes them all the same guy.

Not a big surprise really.

Don't forget that in less than a month we celebrate " Demise of Cheezefist Day"! Andir's most cherished handle was rolled into OlGary. More to come.

[Wiseass]

WiseAss account on one unit and BillyBaloney account on another. So, comical. Absolute joke. Who are you fooling?

Hey Moron, what does that prove? You really are Dumb, Dumber than Dumb, hence a Moron. Tell me the difference between both Pics. You already proved that Billy and I aren't the same person over a week ago. Obviously, you didn't realize it, because your a Fucking Moron. No wonder you didn't have a prayer of getting into Medical School.

[Mattis1775]

Fucking Moran!

Someone lost their pacifier? Baby WiseAss getting pissed off and fire fingers rocking. LOL. I'm not impressed. Is that all you got? Comical. Very comical. I'm actually laughing at your stupidity, crying actually. Get this idiot some formula. Actually, man tits will work better for you. And learn how to spell Moron! I do expect misspelled and poor grammar from a very low IQ individual like yourself. As you can tell, I don't need long paragraphs to state my point. You're just a idiot. Live with it.

[Andir]

Sounds. How could I forget this angry individual and his 1586 posts? Sounds is posting non-stop, giving unsolicited advice and explaining things which are quite obvious to anyone after being on the board for a couple of months. This spiteful motherfucker has a stick up his ass and likes lecturing people. Very rarely posts something of value. 2 spiteful balls.

Nrlmus. A manly man who has tried everything and been everywhere. Quite knowledgeable and may share his wisdom occasionally if asked nicely. Still unclear to me how he could be the US serviceman if he is Russian who actually came to the country from there. Well, little do I know. Seems to be super bored and starts unnecessary fights with administration once in a while. 4 manly balls.

KOF. He is a legendary figure on the board who inseminated (his word!) hundreds or most likely thousands of female orifices around the globe. The dude is super generous and would share a lot, especially if given something in return. 5 diseased balls.