The Massholes

[Andir]

So I was going hunting for a week and thought about what to do when I'm finished. 8 days in the woods with 3 guys, same clothes, no bathing, no women. Light bulb went off. Shower and ladies at Thai spa! I went directly from the woods to revere. Upon ringing doorbell, mamasan smiled when entering but immediately her smile went upside down. I was a little bit taken aback. She held nose and said"you no smell" . I corrected her English and said " I no smell gooood. But that's why I'm here. To take shower. ". She waved me into room and refused to get very close. I started getting a little pissed because I'm paying good money and she's giving me an attitude. I stripped down and waited for my therapist. She opened door and she gave me a dirty look. WTF. She looked down the entire time that she walked me to table shower. I laid down and she started spraying me, when she got to my ass, she just stopped. I mean dropped the showerhead and it was just laying there. She ran out of room. I found her so unprofessional but a different girl came in and she finished me up. The whole time chanting some nonsense in Thai. God knows what was. But she did finish washing me but did not answer any questions. Just chanted. Acted as if I wasn't there.

The rest was a very generic HJ which was so overpriced. If I didn't have 8 days of buildup I would have walked. I would not recommend. Bad attitude all around.

This is one of the most idiotic stories I have ever seen on this board. Seems all made up.

[Andir]

This confirms what I have long suspected

LOL at the worthless sack of shit, also known as Jack617! Yes, post the same shit for the 25th time — we need more evidence of your extreme stupidity. Wait a min. In fact, we don't! Fuck you anyway.

[Mattis1775]

More to come.

Yes, your Handle and amongst the other Handles you own. That would be a great day, not just for me. But, for the entire board.

[Mattis1775]

Hey Moron

Thanks for saying it for me, Moron. I'm sure you double and triple checked your spelling this time you stupid Moron. Asslicking Moron, Ball sucking Moron and an incompetent illiterate Moron.

Enough said. Moron.

[Mattis1775]

Who is the GOAT of anal in the Boston area these days?

FagAss / ButtBaloney. Seasoned veterans of the adult shop booths and known cum dumpsters. Let's have a round of applause people, WiseAss and BillyBaloney. Who says they weren't great at anything.

[BillyBaloney]

P.S. - The Toilet insult was only used once before, by the deceased DumDum. Coincidence? I took the liberty of putting back the markings you photoshopped out, LOL.

Mayor Mike's posts have taken a definite DumDum tone. This confirms what I have long suspected, Mattis is DumDum and we know Andir (Cheeze) is OlGary so that makes them all the same guy.

Not a big surprise really.

Don't forget that in less than a month we celebrate " Demise of Cheezefist Day"! Andir's most cherished handle was rolled into OlGary. More to come.

[Wiseass]

WiseAss account on one unit and BillyBaloney account on another. So, comical. Absolute joke. Who are you fooling?

Hey Moron, what does that prove? You really are Dumb, Dumber than Dumb, hence a Moron. Tell me the difference between both Pics. You already proved that Billy and I aren't the same person over a week ago. Obviously, you didn't realize it, because your a Fucking Moron. No wonder you didn't have a prayer of getting into Medical School.

[Mattis1775]

Fucking Moran!

Someone lost their pacifier? Baby WiseAss getting pissed off and fire fingers rocking. LOL. I'm not impressed. Is that all you got? Comical. Very comical. I'm actually laughing at your stupidity, crying actually. Get this idiot some formula. Actually, man tits will work better for you. And learn how to spell Moron! I do expect misspelled and poor grammar from a very low IQ individual like yourself. As you can tell, I don't need long paragraphs to state my point. You're just a idiot. Live with it.

[Andir]

Sounds. How could I forget this angry individual and his 1586 posts? Sounds is posting non-stop, giving unsolicited advice and explaining things which are quite obvious to anyone after being on the board for a couple of months. This spiteful motherfucker has a stick up his ass and likes lecturing people. Very rarely posts something of value. 2 spiteful balls.

Nrlmus. A manly man who has tried everything and been everywhere. Quite knowledgeable and may share his wisdom occasionally if asked nicely. Still unclear to me how he could be the US serviceman if he is Russian who actually came to the country from there. Well, little do I know. Seems to be super bored and starts unnecessary fights with administration once in a while. 4 manly balls.

KOF. He is a legendary figure on the board who inseminated (his word!) hundreds or most likely thousands of female orifices around the globe. The dude is super generous and would share a lot, especially if given something in return. 5 diseased balls.

[Mattis1775]

WiseAss account on one unit and BillyBaloney account on another. So, comical. Absolute joke. Who are you fooling?

[Wiseass]

Mattis. He is posting less lately because picking fights with Wiseass and Jack seems to excite him more now than posting the made up stuff in review threads. Occasionally posts something of value. Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well. Not super bright but not excessively mean. 2 balls.

5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.

Any posts from these liars, WiseAss / BillyBaloney, feel free to discard it here. Both are doing well, blowing all the male crackheads at NMS that they actually see it as treatment. The best part about it is, they suck for free. Human toilets people. We applaud their efforts. WiseAss / BillyBaloney. Give these two an applause. Keep up the good work.

You really are a Fucking Moran! You give Andir 5 balls and agree you makeup your reviews, therefore are a Liar, and now you accuse Me and Billy of being Liars? ROTFLMAO!

BTW, You really shouldn't use pics of your personal stuff. Never heard of something like that being standard equipment in Section 8 Housing. The Special Mattis Bidet? No wonder why your don't go out at night, too busy in the Bathroom, Lmao!

P.S. - The Toilet insult was only used once before, by the deceased DumDum. Coincidence? I took the liberty of putting back the markings you photoshopped out, LOL.

[Andir]

OK, Mr Derek 5 Ball Unbiased Self Assessment Guy, you left out many.

LOL! Still a one-baller — a worthless piece of shit known as Wiseass.

[BillyBaloney]

5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.

Dude how fucking dumb are you?

Cheeze (Andir) gives you 2 out of 5 and says your posts are fake. And you, the Mayor of NMS, says thank you and awards him an extra star!

Reminds me of when Trump called JD Vance his * and JD said "Thank You Sir".

[Wiseass]

By popular demand, here is an extended usefulness / character assessment of a few notable personalities (mostly due to their activity) on the board. Each of them will be assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.

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Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

OK, Mr Derek 5 Ball Unbiased Self Assessment Guy, you left out many. How about "Sounds", surprised you left him out. And so many others:

Postmortum assessments for: Cheezefist and DumDum (AYY), as well as assessments for your Pals: OldTimerMA, Trickster666, Bunnymeat, ThroatMonger69, and Dentist Bob.

How about for these reporting individuals. Rupert 2, Bishop8891, Skipper Foley, and Suzuki. That should be enough to keep you busy.

BTW, Goodfella's Pizzeria in Orlando, one of your Fav Places for Pizza, made it through Hurricane Ian. When are you Moving Back? And your Psycho Puppet JGC pulled through and generated enough chatter that you got your Info about Wei Wei. Why are you stalking her?

[Mattis1775]

Any posts from these liars, WiseAss / BillyBaloney, feel free to discard it here. Both are doing well, blowing all the male crackheads at NMS that they actually see it as treatment. The best part about it is, they suck for free. Human toilets people. We applaud their efforts. WiseAss / BillyBaloney. Give these two an applause. Keep up the good work.