The Massholes

[Andir]

We spent several hours more or less re-hashing what we told each other in emails over 2 bottles of wine. At the end of several hours the conversation turned to a sexual nature more about what sexual things we were interested in. As we were halfway through the 2nd bottle we noticed that the snow had started and she also popped one of the buttons on her shirt to reveal more of her cleavage. Together in her livingroom we watched the snow and tried our start at an awkward first kiss. Before long we were making-out like 2 teenagers and things getting hot. She had me rock hard and she pressed her hand on my groin. She stopped kissing and said to me "we need to let someone get more comfortable". She unbuckled my belt and undid my pants to let my cock spring out. She gently touched my erection while kissing me again and I began unbuttoning the rest of her shirt. She soon had me throbbing and I tried to pry my hand into her tight jeans. That's when she got up and said we need to go somewhere more comfortable, I followed her to the bedroom and she slipped out of her jeans to reveal she was wearing a garter belt and stockings and matching skimpy panties and open top push up bra . We fell on the bed and I plunged my hand into her panties and felt her pussy. She was as wet as my cock was hard. She wore her panties over the garter belt and she slipped them off to get on top of me so she glide her clit and freshly shaved pussy over my erection. After 5 minutes of this foreplay she asked if I had a condom. I didn't, and she said she had none but wanted to feel me inside her. She said she hadn't had sex in six years and wanted an orgasm with a real man and not a vibrator. Her pussy was extremely tight and she worked very hard to fit me in.

Spoke with her for several hours? Only 2 bottles of wine? The question is: did you brush your teeth before going to bed with her? Other than that — a cool story and a good exercise in erotic fiction writing.

[Rupert 2]

Cookie Lover has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

Same old problem. Can't respond back to the CL s messages.

[Rupert 2]

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[Andir]

I'm still around.

LOL! That's good. We need more old but stupid people here.

[Wiseass]

Motherfucking imbeciles Wiseass and BillyBaloney are gone. But they certainly will be back, one way or another.

You, good people, probably noticed that these morons are always coupled appear together and disappear together. It could mean something. You tell me.

I'm still around. You must be bored! What happened to to your Assessment Task? You still have Postmortem assessments for: Cheezefist and DumDum (AYY), as well as assessments for your Pals: OldTimerMA, Trickster666, Bunnymeat, ThroatMonger69, and Dentist Bob, and also these reporting individuals. Rupert 2, Bishop8891, Skipper Foley, and Suzuki. Add ChasingCrows to the list also.

Derek, for a guy that lives in a Glass Basement, you sure throw alot of stones! I understand it's your typical diversionary and smokescreen antics, but the "Good People" see right through you. You really should listen to your own advice, when it comes to repeating the same shit with no proof at all, just expecting "The Good People" believe it, because you say so:

Do you have OCD or just anal retentive? Repeating the same shit over and over again does not make it truer.

What date is the Cheeze Anniversary? You of all people should know. It's getting Colder. When are you moving back to Orlando?

[Andir]

Motherfucking imbeciles Wiseass and BillyBaloney are gone. But they certainly will be back, one way or another.

You, good people, probably noticed that these morons are always coupled — appear together and disappear together. It could mean something. You tell me.

[Andir]

See Jack / BillyBaloney, how different people, having nothing in common, use the word 'stupidity' when talking about you and your board activities. There should be some reason for that. Right?

[BillyBaloney]

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I fucking told you, no more accusation of pedophilia, that shit isn't a joke and not fodder for this stupidity. If you do it again you'll lose this account.

A2

[Mattis1775]

It may be wise for you to stay out of NMS for a few days you sick fuck.

It may be wise for you to have a cup of Shut the Fuck Up and have someone from NMS stick their dick up your ass. Idiot.

[BillyBaloney]

It may be wise for you to stay out of NMS for a few days you sick fuck.

I have a friend who works at a pediatric mental health facility and she just shared something alarming with me: they received a 12 year old boy today, who attends an elementary school in Southie that's near the Burger King on Broadway; this child's mother found dick pictures on his phone and he told her that they were of a man he met near that Burger King. I know we're not the likely heroes of any story, but we're out prowling more than any normal person, so be on the lookout if you're in that area. Not sure what you would even do, or how you could even help anyone, but I figure if you see something that doesn't look right, maybe you'll know what to do in the moment.

[Mattis1775]

There was no need for that post.

This thread has openings. FagTits (WiseAss) and ToiletBaloney (obviously it's Bacon Bits), needs partners to stimulate their cum dumpster brains. Keep that shit here and not the threads. Otherwise, A2 will start going on a Blue Ink spraying spree.

[Andir]

You, people, know who this idiot Katokay, recycling his silly post from 2013, is? If you don't, ask Jack617. He knows him well!

[Andir]

Postmortum assessment

LOL! Can't stop laughing at this pretentious imbecile. The word is 'postmortem', unless you wanted to say 'postpartum'. But that's a different story.

[Wiseass]

Mattis's favorite Provider Special K:

I've been asked this a few times and decided to post it here.
First, you won't have a problem with multiple men, K invites them even when you're there. Some guys come and guy, they don't stay long. Basically, your time won't be lost.

Second, if this is your first time, just say it. I've been with K and some guys come in and lose their boner. I get it.Once, I left to sit in the kitchen while the shy guy does his thing. Some dudes want to try it and realize it ain't like porn.........

Have fun. K is perhaps one of the only few providers that is open to gang bang and all holes work. Treat her good.

Any Normal Guy would lose their boner, if they walked in and saw some Asian Twink staring at it with a "I'll suck it Really Good' Smile. At least you Get it, and understand why. No wonder why you promote Gangbangs with her. Using an Elderly Mentally Impaired Nymph as a Carrot to draw as many Guys as you can, with the hope of scoring a Guy that shares your view of straying off the Straight Highway. Have you no Shame? You are a Mayor, a Public Official, so you don't know the word Shame.

I agree. All the multiples I've done with K are spontaneous. Guys show up since doesn't keep a schedule or time. Guys will show up and want to be alone so get their sloppy seconds. Or a few occasions it's been a DP or air tight. Only one time was the guy truly bi and was more interested in me.

I see you met CornPop. Ooops, he probably didn't know at the time that Asian Twink was you. Sorry, spilled the beans. You can always say it was some other Asian Twink. Are you related somehow to Barney Frank? Gerry Studds?

[Wiseass]

By popular demand, here is an extended usefulness / character assessment of a few notable personalities (mostly due to their activity) on the board. Each of them will be assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.
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Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Good Natured and Jolly?

LOL at the worthless sack of shit, also known as Jack617! Yes, post the same shit for the 25th time we need more evidence of your extreme stupidity. Wait a min. In fact, we don't! Fuck you anyway.

LOL! Still a one-baller a worthless piece of shit known as Wiseass.

Of course you do! Jack / Billy is your boyfriend. We need people who are not romantically involved with this retard. In other words, your voice doesn't count. Go away faggot.

I kind of understand what this moron is talking about, but seriously is he using an online translator to write this stupidity? I really think the dude is Chinese.

And that's just the last couple of weeks, there's an endless list. Scratch "Good Natured and Jolly!".

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Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. ----Scratch----- 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Just recently:

Some of you may remember this fairly large parlor near ex-195 in Watertown named Sakura. The place was empty for years but suddenly it came back to life as a well-renovated Thai parlor. Seems nice.

195 is now occupied by some kind of religious enterprise with a sign in front of it saying 'Love wins'. I hope this not a false advertisement.

Think we are talking two different places the White House on Mt Auburn that had the FS predecessor of the now defunct sister spas and the brick strip of stores just down the street that housed another spa. New Thai place has clear windows to the waiting area, my bet is totally legitimate.

The new Thai place at 11X Mt Aub is totally a jack shack.

That was not my experience. No hint of any extras and on my way out I learned they are affiliated with Smile Thai Spa in Somerville which used to offer extras but now is legit.

Not the First Time for Fake Leads. Scratch "The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had".

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Andir. -----Scratch----- ----Scratch----- 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

Well, 5 balls for absolutely nothing! Now reevaluated to Zero Balls with not even a Sack! Still waiting for these Derek:

Postmortum assessments for: Cheezefist and DumDum (AYY), as well as assessments for your Pals: OldTimerMA, Trickster666, Bunnymeat, ThroatMonger69, and Dentist Bob, and also these reporting individuals. Rupert 2, Bishop8891, Skipper Foley, and Suzuki.