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[DMichaels69]

Exactly what I do except I counteroffer and don't show any cash.

I'm not sure why but over the years I've noticed that the girls always increase their ask by 20. They want 60, I offer 40. They want 100, I offer 80. They want 160, I offer 140. So what I do is to always carry a 10. If they say no to my lowball as I'm reaching into my pocket to show them that's all I brought in, I'll bump it up 10, promising to bring more next time. Which is when they say ok, you bring more next time.

More times than not they take it. Win / Win.

[Head First]

I'm not sure why but over the years I've noticed that the girls always increase their ask by 20. They want 60, I offer 40. They want 100, I offer 80. They want 160, I offer 140. So what I do is to always carry a 10. If they say no to my lowball as I'm reaching into my pocket to show them that's all I brought in, I'll bump it up 10, promising to bring more next time. Which is when they say ok, you bring more next time.

More times than not they take it. Win / Win.

[Hammerhead2]

Lately, as I view the ads concerning what they are willing to do, I see the terms, "classic sex" and in addition to "GFE" now there is also "GFE and VIP". So three questions. Does classic sex mean anything else than Missionary? And Is there a difference between GFE and VIP? If so, what is it?

[Head First]

This is a story that I'm still shaking my head about.

Me and my son were out grocery shopping. He grabs a cart and says follow me. Head over to produce and he tells me to put a pineapple in. We head back to the entrance and begin our shopping.

I ask him why the pineapple. He says him and his buddy do this sometimes to pick up pussy. Huh?

He says putting a pineapple in your cart, upside down, is a sign to swingers that you're in the mood. It's a club that's been around for a while that started on cruise ships where swingers would put one outside their cabin door indicating they're looking to have some fun. It expanded to being out and about, where you can be wearing a tropical shirt or anything pineapple related as a way to start up a conversation. Does it work?

He said one time a guy approached them and asked if they wanted to grab a cup of coffee or a drink. They passed.

Another time about a month ago a guy started chatting them up and came right out and asked if they wanted to come back to his place and fuck his wife. They passed.

I'm like you got my attention.

Back to our shopping. I notice a bit of attention coming our way. Now he's young and fit so I'm not sure if the pineapple had anything to do with it but it's fun. No one approached.

We get to the checkout and then things changed. The girl is mid 30's and attractive. She's being really flirty and friendly to both of us. She talks about how she's a single mom and works hard and likes to party too. My son has good game so I just kept quiet. She was definitely waiting for him to make a move but he didn't. She grabs the pineapple out of the cart, holds it up and asks "Do you really want this?" I look at my son and I'm like did I hear what I just heard. Folks, we had a bingo!

We checked out but will definitely be going back, separately, hoping to get in her line again.

Blew my mind.

[FranklySports]

Don't know if any you fellow mongers have experienced this (or I'm just attracting some weirdos)?

Several girls have done this same weird gesture afterward. After a covered service of any level; they would hold up the filled bag and say something along the line of: "so many babies in there!" I usually ignore and shrug it off, but it's happening more often and with different ladies. Anyone else have this happen?

I smile, shake my head and tell them sorry but the doctor fixed. That.

[Sam Spade]

Don't know if any you fellow mongers have experienced this (or I'm just attracting some weirdos)?

Several girls have done this same weird gesture afterward. After a covered service of any level; they would hold up the filled bag and say something along the line of: "so many babies in there!" I usually ignore and shrug it off, but it's happening more often and with different ladies. Anyone else have this happen?

Remember those stories about women who steal sperm the guy left behind, to make a baby without his consent or knowledge? And then the story of Drake who put hot sauce in the used condom before throwing it away, and the Instagram "model" who then burned her vag with it, trying to make a baby and get a ton of child support. It sounds like urban legends, but apparently it is a real thing.

And if you read through the articles, there are judges who set precedence, awarding the women child support money, even while acknowledging that the woman did a despicable thing, because the child that resulted from her actions shouldn't be punished for the actions of the mother. That's nice, but the judges aren't punishing the thief mothers either.

[JolieThornDog]

Don't know if any you fellow mongers have experienced this (or I'm just attracting some weirdos)?

Several girls have done this same weird gesture afterward. After a covered service of any level; they would hold up the filled bag and say something along the line of: "so many babies in there!" I usually ignore and shrug it off, but it's happening more often and with different ladies. Anyone else have this happen?

My ex-wife used to say that when sh's spit after giving me a blow job. I thought it was weird then, but she gave a great BJ so I ignored it.

[Bkmsw]

Don't know if any you fellow mongers have experienced this (or I'm just attracting some weirdos)?

Several girls have done this same weird gesture afterward. After a covered service of any level; they would hold up the filled bag and say something along the line of: "so many babies in there!" I usually ignore and shrug it off, but it's happening more often and with different ladies. Anyone else have this happen?

Technically there are no babies in there. It requires one sperm and one egg to make a baby. Putting aside the whole "when life begins concept" the sperm are nothing more than half the ingredients to produce a baby. Maybe you should keep copies of biology books around so you can hand them out when they make these comments? It's always a good thing to spread knowledge after spreading a girl's legs.

B.

[FnlvnGuy]

Don't know if any you fellow mongers have experienced this (or I'm just attracting some weirdos)?

Several girls have done this same weird gesture afterward. After a covered service of any level; they would hold up the filled bag and say something along the line of: "so many babies in there!" I usually ignore and shrug it off, but it's happening more often and with different ladies. Anyone else have this happen?

I hear this a lot too, but maybe we just go to the same places.

[SpudNut21]

Don't know if any you fellow mongers have experienced this (or I'm just attracting some weirdos)?

Several girls have done this same weird gesture afterward. After a covered service of any level; they would hold up the filled bag and say something along the line of: "so many babies in there!" I usually ignore and shrug it off, but it's happening more often and with different ladies. Anyone else have this happen?

[Vegas Scott]

Hi all, coming to Niles IL for a few days for a Contract Job. Can you all recommend an L2 or L3 Chinese or Korean AMP. Hopefully younger attractive girls. Or at least attractive. WI is a mess right now AMP's are shutting down left and right an the average MT is 50-70 yrs old and ugly. Our Provider situation is even worse with nothing but scabbed up junkies and slores looking to rip off.

I couldn't figure out what city I would find "Niles" under in the forum menu, so I can't research the AMP scene, if someone could provide that info I would be happy to do my own due diligence and RTFF.

[PWood769]

Hey all, I work all around the northern suburbs, could really use a good massage, L1/ L2. Any independents, preferably Latina anyone would recommend? Or else I'll try one of the agencies. Tia!

[CakeLover13]

Thats not a dumb question at all if you haven't been into the mongering scene as long as some of us. Besides what already has been spelled, I always look for how the place is decorated when you enter. For example, if you notice floral pattern posters and such on the outside of the building, and no door between front desk and rooms, odds are its Chinese, and also of the walls in room s do not go all the way up to the ceiling, also odds are its Chinese, but not guaranteed. When the masseuse comes in room, first 2 things I ask, is name and where she's from?

Lastly, here's an another example of a dumb question, a fellow, monger somewhere asked something along the lines of. "Is it ok to take off my underwear during massage?" Good luck though on finding a place.

I admit I must be the dumbest monger on her, and I have what many of you may consider a basic question. What is the difference between a Chinese and Korean AMP, and how do you know before going in, other than asking. If someone would be gracious enough to PM me 1 or 2 of each in the Naperville / Aurora area, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

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[JolieThornDog]

Usually, its the price. Chinese tend to be cheaper, Korean tend to be more expensive.

These days most Chinese places are 65/ hr, Korean places used to be 70/ hr, but now want 80/ hr. One place in the western burbs wants 100/ hr. I laughed & walked out.

Korean places USUALLY have a table shower, and they USED to have a dry sauna, but the sauna is pretty hard to find now.

Chinese places USUALLY do NOT have a table shower. There are exceptions, though.

The Korean places tend to do a better massage, IMHO. Korean massage works the muscles more, They used to crack your back and neck, or walk your back. I no longer want any of these, and I think they are harder to come by.

Chinese massage is more repetitive, but their skull and foot massage is really good, if you like that.

Extras tend to be more common at Korean places, esp L2/ L3. Chinese places often are L1 only.

Age and looks are really similar, you'll find grannies at both, but also hot milfs at both. The latter are way less common than the former.

Thank you.

[HenryA77]

I'll 2nd that Question. I don't know the difference either!

Usually, its the price. Chinese tend to be cheaper, Korean tend to be more expensive.

These days most Chinese places are 65/ hr, Korean places used to be 70/ hr, but now want 80/ hr. One place in the western burbs wants 100/ hr. I laughed & walked out.

Korean places USUALLY have a table shower, and they USED to have a dry sauna, but the sauna is pretty hard to find now.

Chinese places USUALLY do NOT have a table shower. There are exceptions, though.

The Korean places tend to do a better massage, IMHO. Korean massage works the muscles more, They used to crack your back and neck, or walk your back. I no longer want any of these, and I think they are harder to come by.

Chinese massage is more repetitive, but their skull and foot massage is really good, if you like that.

Extras tend to be more common at Korean places, esp L2/ L3. Chinese places often are L1 only.

Age and looks are really similar, you'll find grannies at both, but also hot milfs at both. The latter are way less common than the former.