Strip Club Reports

[BobbyRugs]

I've never stayed longer than 3 songs, but I'm sure they would not mind if you tip more since they will pay more to the club. Best practice is to work out those details before ever getting up from your seat that way there are no surprises. If she won't or you don't like what she is offering say thanks anyway and wait for the next girl.

Thanks for the information. Good to know, but I was already sitting there with my shorts down to my knees when she said $250,My rookie mistake.

[MrCraftyHands]

Thanks for this advice. One question - How long do you have when you go to the private rooms? 15 minutes? Is three songs the limit?

I've never stayed longer than 3 songs, but I'm sure they would not mind if you tip more since they will pay more to the club. Best practice is to work out those details before ever getting up from your seat that way there are no surprises. If she won't or you don't like what she is offering say thanks anyway and wait for the next girl.

[OralWonder]

You guys are way over paying! I go to the porthole for lunch at least three times a week when I'm here in FLL for work and have never ever ever paid more than 140 for everything in the private room. During lunch time it's always 100120 depending on the girl. The Latinas from Columbia are best (soriah, Jesse, Betty). And 100-140 if I go at night. At night I've seen mocha, red, and others whose names I cannot recall. Mocha is always 100 for everything. If someone I don't know quotes me 200-300 I always say thank you anyway but I'm waiting for someone specific and I always pay 120. When I say this The girl will drop to 120-140 100% of the time. Don't overpay or they will all expect 200-300 in the private room. I never pay per dance ever. I negotiate the full all inclusive rate at the bar before we ever go to the private dance room. The Latinas are best as they clean you with wipes after etc. FYI. The club charges them 5 per dance. So for three songs which is the most I've done, they pay the club 15 bucks. Keep in mind its probably more on Friday and Saturday night. I've never been. Only during the day or on week nights. If you go looking good, smelling good, are a gentleman, they will pick you first over what they call "the slugs". Those are the guys who sit at the bar and don't tip and go right to negotiation for cheap service without any conversation. These girls are people too. My experience,

Despite what you see in the club, the girls that I've gotten to know don't like drunk guys, aggressive guys, rude guys, sloppy guys, etc. And if they like you, all are willing to engage in outside the club friendships.

Don't over pay. You will ruin it for everyone.

Thanks for this advice. One question - How long do you have when you go to the private rooms? 15 minutes? Is three songs the limit?

[MrCraftyHands]

Nope she never charged me additionally, I think the girls pay per song / time in the room and she said something about owing them $35 when we were done.

She never asked me for another dime and gave me her digits for outcall or to check if she is working, I would assume that would mean she was ok with the exchange.

You guys are way over paying! I go to the porthole for lunch at least three times a week when I'm here in FLL for work and have never ever ever paid more than 140 for everything in the private room. During lunch time it's always 100120 depending on the girl. The Latinas from Columbia are best (soriah, Jesse, Betty). And 100-140 if I go at night. At night I've seen mocha, red, and others whose names I cannot recall. Mocha is always 100 for everything. If someone I don't know quotes me 200-300 I always say thank you anyway but I'm waiting for someone specific and I always pay 120. When I say this The girl will drop to 120-140 100% of the time. Don't overpay or they will all expect 200-300 in the private room. I never pay per dance ever. I negotiate the full all inclusive rate at the bar before we ever go to the private dance room. The Latinas are best as they clean you with wipes after etc. FYI. The club charges them 5 per dance. So for three songs which is the most I've done, they pay the club 15 bucks. Keep in mind its probably more on Friday and Saturday night. I've never been. Only during the day or on week nights. If you go looking good, smelling good, are a gentleman, they will pick you first over what they call "the slugs". Those are the guys who sit at the bar and don't tip and go right to negotiation for cheap service without any conversation. These girls are people too. My experience,

Despite what you see in the club, the girls that I've gotten to know don't like drunk guys, aggressive guys, rude guys, sloppy guys, etc. And if they like you, all are willing to engage in outside the club friendships.

Don't over pay. You will ruin it for everyone.

[BobbyRugs]

Nice post. Does the $$5 tip include the $25 room charge or was that an additional cost?

Nope she never charged me additionally, I think the girls pay per song / time in the room and she said something about owing them $35 when we were done.

She never asked me for another dime and gave me her digits for outcall or to check if she is working, I would assume that would mean she was ok with the exchange.

[OralWonder]

Had a dream I was driving by the Port Hole Thursday at 1 p to check the AA talent. Place was fairly empty handful of customers and about 6-7 dancers. 4 AA, 1 W, 1 Latina. Never been to a club looking for extras, so wasn't exactly sure what to expect, except for the reports on here. Couple of thick girls (not into) but 3 AA dancers thin, nice bubble buts, 2 small chested and one with huge knockers I had my eye on. She was working her way down the bar and stopped at an lonely older guy before me but was eyeing me as she was talking to him. I ordered a drink and was waiting patiently when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Total sit time 6 minutes before contact. A Lovely young AA dancer named Brandi was smiling and asked if I wanted company. She was SUPER pretty, small boobs, perfect skin, skinny waist. We chatted for 5 minutes. And she asked if I wanted a dance in the $25 room. I said sure. Once in, she stripped down and went to work, grinding Cg, Rcg until Jr was nice and stiff. As the song ended she said "want to have some fun" to which I replied, "sure, how much? She said $$5, which I thought was kinda high, but she was pretty fine and at that point I didn't exactly have the upper negotiating hand. So I agreed, like a dummy, but boy she did good. She left for a second to grab a cover. She put it on and did deep CBJ for a few minutes and when I was super hard she climbed on and literally pounded me through the back wall. She changed positions a few times, but was like the energizer bunny. After I popped, she switched positions and asked me if I wanted to go again. She ground me some more until Jr. Said "No mas". Back at the bar she gave me her number for out call hookups or the let me know when she is working. Overall a good experience and probably will repeat, especially if I can hookup with her. The bartender comped me another drink, which I slammed tipped her and headed out the door. Total time 44 mins.

Nice post. Does the $$5 tip include the $25 room charge or was that an additional cost?

[Falconwings33]

Visiting the pompano area next week and planning to hit some clubs. Chettah is top of my list but I am learning that the private rooms are monitored? Is that true? Extras are difficult if the rooms are monitored right? Is DIamond dolls and booby trap better options?

[BobbyRugs]

Had a dream I was driving by the Port Hole Thursday at 1 p to check the AA talent. Place was fairly empty handful of customers and about 6-7 dancers. 4 AA, 1 W, 1 Latina. Never been to a club looking for extras, so wasn't exactly sure what to expect, except for the reports on here. Couple of thick girls (not into) but 3 AA dancers thin, nice bubble buts, 2 small chested and one with huge knockers I had my eye on. She was working her way down the bar and stopped at an lonely older guy before me but was eyeing me as she was talking to him. I ordered a drink and was waiting patiently when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Total sit time 6 minutes before contact. A Lovely young AA dancer named Brandi was smiling and asked if I wanted company. She was SUPER pretty, small boobs, perfect skin, skinny waist. We chatted for 5 minutes. And she asked if I wanted a dance in the $25 room. I said sure. Once in, she stripped down and went to work, grinding Cg, Rcg until Jr was nice and stiff. As the song ended she said "want to have some fun" to which I replied, "sure, how much? She said $$5, which I thought was kinda high, but she was pretty fine and at that point I didn't exactly have the upper negotiating hand. So I agreed, like a dummy, but boy she did good. She left for a second to grab a cover. She put it on and did deep CBJ for a few minutes and when I was super hard she climbed on and literally pounded me through the back wall. She changed positions a few times, but was like the energizer bunny. After I popped, she switched positions and asked me if I wanted to go again. She ground me some more until Jr. Said "No mas". Back at the bar she gave me her number for out call hookups or the let me know when she is working. Overall a good experience and probably will repeat, especially if I can hookup with her. The bartender comped me another drink, which I slammed tipped her and headed out the door. Total time 44 mins.

[Ad2018]

I am coming to Miami area in November. Can anyone recommend a nice club where a senior won't be out of place? Thanks.

[NosLax]

Went to Porthole early Sunday afternoon maybe 1 ish. The Fins game had just started. It was kind of empty. 3 dancers on the floor and maybe 6 customers. 1 black girl and one white who were super into their phones and one girl who looked a mix of Asian and Latina who was working her ass off. Eventually she made her way to me and tried to sell me on the $3 room. I think she said her name was Scarlet. I was in the mood for a sistah that day and wasn't that interested so I countered for $1. 5 at hoping she would move on. She did not and said she could do 20 minutes in a normal room. Not a bad rate for a bbj and cg to completion. Bare might even be an option because the cover she gave me was a bit to small and slipped off upon removal causing a bit of an accidental CP finish. She goes its alright I use an IUD. She kept trying to upsell for a tip offering CIM and than her number for take out, me but since she wasn't my first choice I held fast. Not bad for being a little under an hour. This was my first time getting any extra curricular in a club and it was way easier than I thought. I may go back and hopefully get a similar experience from a black girl. Anybody got any recommendations for this spot?

[Biscayne OG]

Anyone know where she's dancing at now?

[TNGentleman2]

If you're looking for thinner chocolate, I would recommend Booby Trap Pompano and Cheetah pompano. Diamond Dolls is almost exclusively Latina. Booby Trap can have a few thin ones too.

So I went to port hole. Lots of thickness, which isn't my scene. A few nice thin ones. Got a nice rub from all nude for two songs from Cream. Seems like could have been more but I didn't try. Wanted to do the same with Unique but she was only interested in her phone. She didn't know I had $1 k in my pocket and would have paid handsomely for some of that. Really over all a very low rent experience. What club would be polar opposite here? Tootsies?

[Myrtle Beach]

Depends what you mean by opposite.

Vixens is all knockouts of every type and some cool ones to talk to, but the place can be pricey and there is a ton of surveillance so forget about most things in the regular dance rooms.

I like them long and lean.

[Hidden004]

So I went to port hole. Lots of thickness, which isn't my scene. A few nice thin ones. Got a nice rub from all nude for two songs from Cream. Seems like could have been more but I didn't try. Wanted to do the same with Unique but she was only interested in her phone. She didn't know I had $1 k in my pocket and would have paid handsomely for some of that. Really over all a very low rent experience. What club would be polar opposite here? Tootsies?

Depends what you mean by opposite.

Vixens is all knockouts of every type and some cool ones to talk to, but the place can be pricey and there is a ton of surveillance so forget about most things in the regular dance rooms.

[Myrtle Beach]

So I went to port hole. Lots of thickness, which isn't my scene. A few nice thin ones. Got a nice rub from all nude for two songs from Cream. Seems like could have been more but I didn't try. Wanted to do the same with Unique but she was only interested in her phone. She didn't know I had $1 k in my pocket and would have paid handsomely for some of that. Really over all a very low rent experience. What club would be polar opposite here? Tootsies?