Negative Escort Reviews

**Grain 56** · 10-16-22 20:26

Originally Posted by MikeDoes [View Original Post]

Just to start off this girl is LAZY (her words) and has a messy smoked out room. I should have left then but she looked like her pics so I figured I'll be quick...
...keep asking me to 'come back later' but we all know how that'll go. So to keep as much cool as I could with her I just got dressed told her I hope the $ last her awhile and left.

Honestly I'm done with these Orlando women for a long while. Too much headache, when I'm in Tampa I'll just partake there I've had much better experiences; wish I went to the casino instead of seeing this one, at least I'd have fun.

Also she was recently part of the Polk sting so if anyone does decided to see her she might ask for a pic/video but I don't do that so I declined. But at least you know she's real lol

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/95702056

Thanks for sharing your experience with Muffin. Sorry it went sour. She's been advertising for several years now. She's known for being a huge fan of the Green. Both the leafy and spending kinds.

Muffin has very few reviews on the Forum in relation to how long she's been advertising, but the ones she does have are very mixed with a tilt to the Negative. Many tell of her lazy ways.

The thing that is said over and over to help curb these types of behaviors from any provider, is to NEVER pay anything in advance. Once she has your cash, she is finished with you and has zero motivation to give good service or even finish the date. That's true even if a provider isn't all weeded out.

Grain 56.

**MikeDoes** · 10-16-22 13:57

Just to start off this girl is LAZY (her words) and has a messy smoked out room. I should have left then but she looked like her pics so I figured I'll be quick. After LEO check she starts asking me to turn this off / grab this jacket / do this and that. I'm like come on let just go at this point but she was also watching some movie so once she stopped she had to hit the blunt; Cool whatever but right after that she starts moving slower and telling me to come on. I'm like we just started but again whatever I guess. Then she tells me everything I'm saying is too loud and she just stopped and asked me to come back later bc she was tired. I told her I'm not coming back we'll need to finish, but no. She kept swearing up and down how sorry she was and she knows it's her fault, keep asking me to 'come back later' but we all know how that'll go. So to keep as much cool as I could with her I just got dressed told her I hope the $ last her awhile and left.

Honestly I'm done with these Orlando women for a long while. Too much headache, when I'm in Tampa I'll just partake there I've had much better experiences; wish I went to the casino instead of seeing this one, at least I'd have fun.

Also she was recently part of the Polk sting so if anyone does decided to see her she might ask for a pic/video but I don't do that so I declined. But at least you know she's real lol

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/95702056

**Witnessing** · 10-14-22 00:01

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/95275188

Pregnant fetish got the better of my senses.

Pros: Looks like the pictures, definitely pregnant, menu is as advertised as far as I can tell. Very good comms.

Cons: Didn't even get the full tip in her mouth before loudly gagging. Uninspired he was accompanied by her loudly mentioning she wishes the doctors would take the bullet out of her leg from when she was shot 5 times a few weeks ago. Constant complaining about one pain or another. I stopped after 5 minutes and she immediately starts talking on the phone with what I assume was her handler. Left qv donation to avoid problems.

Absolutely horrible date, but YMMV.

**VRooomBada** · 10-13-22 16:57

Saw a bunch of positive reviews, fan of a good BBBJCIM, so hit her up. She responded immediately said available. Was at her place within an hour. Rates were higher than posted (100 qv, 140 hhr, 180 hr), but she said msog so I opted for an hour. Good oral skills, busted around qv time frame. She gets up to do some stuff as I settle in for round 2. As she's starting back up at about the half hour mark, someone's banging on her door, she said it was her roommate's boyfriend or something and they keep doing this to her. Said I had to leave but she will make it up to me. I text her later about making it up to me, radio silence. So basically paid 180 for a qv. Complete ripoff. I gave her a few days to respond to my text, so, I just had to post the review.

**PseudoRican** · 10-13-22 13:11

Originally Posted by Carl3666 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/95271942

I would not recommend. Went to see her yesterday. Cute girl, came down the the lobby of the hotel to greet me and lead me to the room. Defintely the girl in the pictures. Discussed what's avaialble. Anything except Greek and BBFS is available. Rates are reasonable. My issues started when she took her clothes off. She has something up with the skin on her torso, some skin tags on her back and ass and something really unusual going on with her nipples. In like 5 seconds of watching her undress I had completely lost all interest in even touching her, neddless to say the GFE session I had hoped for. I got out of there as quick as I could. Maybe someone with a stronger stomach could have some fun but not me.

Maybe she was into the whole spirit of Halloween LOL.

**Plex10** · 10-13-22 11:04

Originally Posted by Carl3666 [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/95271942

I would not recommend. Went to see her yesterday. Cute girl, came down the the lobby of the hotel to greet me and lead me to the room. Defintely the girl in the pictures. Discussed what's avaialble. Anything except Greek and BBFS is available. Rates are reasonable. My issues started when she took her clothes off. She has something up with the skin on her torso, some skin tags on her back and ass and something really unusual going on with her nipples. In like 5 seconds of watching her undress I had completely lost all interest in even touching her, neddless to say the GFE session I had hoped for. I got out of there as quick as I could. Maybe someone with a stronger stomach could have some fun but not me.

Read the review first, then clicked link. DAMN she looks good. Must have been some pretty bad stuff to lose interest.

Thanks for the review.

**Carl3666** · 10-13-22 10:57

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...lando/95271942

I would not recommend. Went to see her yesterday. Cute girl, came down the the lobby of the hotel to greet me and lead me to the room. Defintely the girl in the pictures. Discussed what's avaialble. Anything except Greek and BBFS is available. Rates are reasonable. My issues started when she took her clothes off. She has something up with the skin on her torso, some skin tags on her back and ass and something really unusual going on with her nipples. In like 5 seconds of watching her undress I had completely lost all interest in even touching her, neddless to say the GFE session I had hoped for. I got out of there as quick as I could. Maybe someone with a stronger stomach could have some fun but not me.

**The Full Monty** · 10-12-22 22:55

Originally Posted by TheFullMonty [View Original Post]

She's one of those girls that you have to almost be a dick to her to get things done right. Unfortunately everybody is not like that and it shouldn't be necessary. I saw her a couple of times when she first started posting ads and the dreams were just ok, menu was completely open and she had good rates, but she's not worth the extra effort to deal with her. She says she has a sister in the profession and I've been trying to find out who that could possibly be, because she wouldn't tell me directly who it was. It wouldn't be too bad to check fucking 2 sisters off of the bucket list.

Looks like I found her sister. The law of attraction is real. Tatiana's links are suddenly gone so I'm assuming we'll be seeing a new name and number for her soon.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/a...-show/50539150

**The Full Monty** · 10-11-22 15:04

This is the Tatiana he's referring to.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/l...-youu/50443476

Originally Posted by AjaxBlog69 [View Original Post]

Hey Mike,

Any chance this is the same Tatiana? I've been trying to find some reviews. Someone said she was okay, but I've kept up the hard search for either reviews or a good GFE provider LOL.

Thanks!

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/mind-blower/50402211

**The Full Monty** · 10-11-22 14:57

Originally Posted by Enzo2018 [View Original Post]

I've posted about her before and have tried to warn people not to waste their $. Now you know.

She's one of those girls that you have to almost be a dick to her to get things done right. Unfortunately everybody is not like that and it shouldn't be necessary. I saw her a couple of times when she first started posting ads and the dreams were just ok, menu was completely open and she had good rates, but she's not worth the extra effort to deal with her. She says she has a sister in the profession and I've been trying to find out who that could possibly be, because she wouldn't tell me directly who it was. It wouldn't be too bad to check fucking 2 sisters off of the bucket list.

**HitmanLeet** · 10-10-22 23:52

Wow, boy am I glad I decided to check the forums. I literally reached out to this chic a couple hours ago to set up a date for tomorrow. I have been eyeing her pics for a minute now and finally decided bite the bullet and see her. Thanks so much for posting your experience with her AjaxBlog69, you definitely saved me some coin. Sorry it turned out so badly for you. We all have had bad experiences with providers, not everyone likes to admit these horrendous experiences.

Originally Posted by Enzo2018 [View Original Post]

I've posted about her before and have tried to warn people not to waste their $. Now you know.

**Enzo2018** · 10-10-22 17:30

Originally Posted by AjaxBlog69 [View Original Post]

Well, I might stop dreaming after this. I met up with s0 uthrn. Mermaid (at least that is her snap). Comms were meh. $$ for h. Location was trash, house smelled like smoke. I knew when I was pulling up that it would be a bad experience, but unfortunately I always think with my little head. Girl is same as pictures, but add a few years and about 30 lbs. I didn't mind as I thought she looked good. Thick in all the right spots. We go to her room and she starts getting ready. I didn't pay mind as I was excited to see her outfit. She takes about 25 minutes getting ready. I figured the dream would start when she was ready but obviously I was wrong. After she 'gets ready' she plays on her phone for another 15 minutes at least changing the music and texting her friends. Finally we lay down together. I end up going down town for like 5 minutes. She proceeds to smoke 'something' and started tripping. She finishes and her phone rings. She had set a timer from the moment we stepped in her apartment. Ends up telling me I finished in her bed while I'm still wearing my clothes.

Junior got 0 attention. I asked for at least some mouth but my request was declined LOL.

She then lost. 6 and said I was robbing her. Told her I was not and ended up giving her what I had in my wallet just so I could leave. I won't go into detail but the environment was extremely intimidating with her 'roommates' in the room next door and the threats I was verbally receiving.

I hope no one else encounters this situation and I hope no one sees her for your own safety. It's sad because it could have been a top tier dream. I was just happy to wake up from this dream. She ended up deleting all her posts for the past few days or so immediately after our dream.

Might not dream again after this nightmare LOL.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...nasty/50606205

Cheers mates.

I've posted about her before and have tried to warn people not to waste their $. Now you know.

**Envelope 57** · 10-10-22 08:57

Just so you know, Talenia in Sanford is now listing as Sexy Irish.

Just a heads up to save Marios. You can look her up under Talenia.

Don't waster your time or money.

**MeFirst2** · 10-09-22 23:18

Tatiana, has ghosted my 4 times. Twice she left me in the parking lot as she kept asking LE test questions. She's not worth the effort. I don't want to get robbed or deal with cops asking why I'm hanging around a shitty hotel. So, I give them about 2 minutes to give me a room number, then I'm gone.

Originally Posted by AjaxBlog69 [View Original Post]

Hey Mike,

Any chance this is the same Tatiana? I've been trying to find some reviews. Someone said she was okay, but I've kept up the hard search for either reviews or a good GFE provider LOL.

Thanks!

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/mind-blower/50402211

**ShokDJ** · 10-09-22 13:28

Holy fuck stay the fuck away. She ghosted the night before when I got to her shitty hotel and hit me up the next morning and I had nothing so I said fuck it and try seeing her again. Fast forward to her shitty hotel again and surprisingly she actually responded back this time. Got to her room and holy hell she probably put on 40-50 lb compared to her pics. She was still fuckable and nobody else was responding that day so I decided to stay. She spent the next 10 minutes tearing up her room to find a condom and when she couldn't find one she offer me head for FS price LOL. Of course I declined and told her I can go grab one from my car and wanted me leave the donation before going to grab the condom. Again I declined and went to grab the condom and came back which was a terrible decision. The entire time she was bitching I was making too much noise when I wanted to go hard. Pretty much rushing me the entire time as well. Came as quickly as possible to get that shit over with and when I left I saw two people headed to her room, one was ash or Ashley which another provider which is pretty catfish as well and a skinny crackhead look guy.