Massage Parlor Reports

[MDFootLover]

First time poster. Wanted to give a review of Best Reflex Spa (Joppa Road), which is listed on rugmaps with a significant number of reviews, but I'm not paying $25 a month to figure out what they said. It's totally legit, at least from my two times being there. The massage is very good, if that's all you're looking for. They use a timer and don't cheat you out of the time you've agreed to. It's $. 6/ hour, but last time I was there I asked for an additional 20 minutes and they charged me $. 8. I think I was seen by two different women, both looked like they were in their late 30's early 40's, masks on, Bs perhaps, thin, maybe 5 ft 3. Didn't get either of their names, but I probably should have. The place was sanitary, curtains over the doorway, music wasn't obnoxious.

Maybe others had different experiences; I didn't really try for more (my hand brushed against her leg, but not insistently), and she didn't offer anything either at the beginning or at the flip. Totally fine, but as always YMMV. Worth checking out if that's what you want. Thanks!

I've been several times and nothing extra has ever happened.

[Cummm]

Every now and again, I find an Asian massage place, hosting around BWI. It's close and I've never had a problem with LE. But I always know it's usually pretty lackluster. That was the case this time:

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/1669619

However, communication was really good. I told her I'd be there at a specific time, and she was ready to go when I got there.

She was probably 30. Is probably attractive when she puts a little make up on. But I saw her after a seemingly busy day, because she was looking a little haggard. But she had a really nice body (petite, thin, big natural D t*ts). Paid for HHR $. 40. It lasted about 12 minutes. Brief 2 min massage. Lame CBJ for a few minutes. Then she hopped on top for a bit and then finished doggie. I could tell her pussy was sore. She just wanted it over as quick as possible. I don't know why these women to offer up a t*tty-f*ck when they get that sore. I would have much preferred that..

The communication is always good because there is an agent who arranges all the things, from rotation to location. It is never the girl who replies your msg when you text those Asian hotel providers, it might be even a dude tbh.

There are plenty of agents active in BWI area. The average quality of girls vary from agent to agent. I stick with the same number when I found a good one, and I have been a regular to that 6883 number. The girls usually come from Flushing, stay here for one week or one month. They rarely come back, so when you get a good one, ask when she leave and do everything before that. I went there last Thursday and saw the same girl you got, she was really good at riding.

I usually don't tip unless there is BBBJ offered, which happened 6 out of 10 times. Last Thursday it was $.4 + .4 tip for BBBJ and totally satisfied, will repeat this week. Treat them well after you walking into the room and they will get you what you want. Don't waste time on texting, that's never the girl.

[SnarfTheCat]

Second post. Had a dream at Pinetree massage, which was largely disappointing. From taking a look at the posts, looks like nobody reviewed it recently, so here goes. Went twice, about two weeks apart. First time was my first time there, and I definitely felt it. As others have said in different forums, it's a storefront, looks pretty nondescript and a little shady. Didn't bother to call. Went through the first round of doors, and there's some exercise equipment on the left hand side and a mirror. It's dimly lit, with a second locked door and a buzzer. The place is on Eastern Ave, so a relatively busy strip, but no real foot traffic. Close to a funeral parlor and a nail salon that I didn't bother to look into. Anyway, walked in first time, was met by a reasonably pretty woman maybe early 40's wearing a black dress that barely covered her ass. She seemed fun, had decent English. Paid the HF of. 6, they didn't ask if I wanted a hhr or more (don't really know if they offer). She was pretty hot, if you like older women (turns out I do).

Led into the room, told to strip. Asked if I wanted TS, but like I said, I was a noob, so I had no idea what she was talking about and said something like: "I took a shower earlier today, thanks. " She asked me if I'd been here before, and I'm sure I said: nope, first time. Maybe because of that, maybe in spite of it, she gave me a pretty decent massage. Maybe 15 minutes worth. To be clear, don't go there for the massage, but it was not a total BS massage. My hands flirt with her legs while she does it, and she doesn't push me away. On the flip, she makes the universal sign for a HE. That I was able to pick up on, so obliged. It was likely. 6. She took her shirt down to reveal some decent Cs, let me touch and suck, but was not at all interested in me playing with her down below. She gently swatted my hand away. Her service consisted of some fake moans while the HE happened, which I realized at the time sounded dumb but I kinda went with it, and besides, she was pretty and joked around with me during the massage. Afterwards, she cleans me up, grabs my butt, and walks me out.

Second time, different woman, same system. This was a lot less communicative. Had a white summer dress on, about the same length. She has some very natural Cs, curly hair down to her shoulder, maybe early 40's. She asks if I've been here before, and by this point I know enough to say: yes, I have been. The massage this time was basically terrible--I told her I wanted it hard, she basically touched my back for 8 minutes with no oil and did make believe. On the flip, asks what I want. I say: everything. She confirms that I've been here before, and if there was ever a time for me to back down from that statement this moment wasn't it. She asks if I have a rubber. I said that I didn't. She makes a funny face at me, and is like: I can't. I assumed, foolishly, that at this type of place she had one on her. Either way, she has my money, which was 1. I reach under her skirt, and do a little FIV. She gives me a HE, but without the moaning. I dunno if it's because this has gone kinda sideways or because I'm a sucker for older women, but I don't last long. She sends me on my way, but without the affection of the first woman. The entire affair might have been 30 minutes.

I'm certain there was more on the menu for both of these women than what I got, and obviously if you're more experienced than me you could have pressed them for it, but that was my time there. I dunno--walking out of the place, I was definitely like: not going back, 1.2 was too much for what I got, but we'll see. At the least, I'll check out other places before I come back.

[SnarfTheCat]

First time poster. Wanted to give a review of Best Reflex Spa (Joppa Road), which is listed on rugmaps with a significant number of reviews, but I'm not paying $25 a month to figure out what they said. It's totally legit, at least from my two times being there. The massage is very good, if that's all you're looking for. They use a timer and don't cheat you out of the time you've agreed to. It's $. 6/ hour, but last time I was there I asked for an additional 20 minutes and they charged me $. 8. I think I was seen by two different women, both looked like they were in their late 30's early 40's, masks on, Bs perhaps, thin, maybe 5 ft 3. Didn't get either of their names, but I probably should have. The place was sanitary, curtains over the doorway, music wasn't obnoxious.

Maybe others had different experiences; I didn't really try for more (my hand brushed against her leg, but not insistently), and she didn't offer anything either at the beginning or at the flip. Totally fine, but as always YMMV. Worth checking out if that's what you want. Thanks!

[Cardel234]

My new favorite place is the Relax the Spa, yeah it really is the, not Day. Two favorite girls. Linda was my first favorite, but now also Tina. Both are cute and will do anything to please you. I was surprised when Tina told me she's 38. She looks 25. Both in excellent condition. Just sayin!

[DCHung]

Consistently average looks is not my experience with the online ads. That said, for all you wrote below, is this not why we write these? The problem is that often a good one is gone and quickly replaced by someone equally awful, which is why I usually avoid the online ad space these days.

I agree with you. There is zero consistency from place to place. I had better luck with lottery scratch off tickets. If the price of entry was $50 to $75 maybe I would participate more often but at the current price of $160 it is too expensive at those odds.

[BMoreDog69]

Consistently average looks is not my experience with the online ads. That said, for all you wrote below, is this not why we write these? The problem is that often a good one is gone and quickly replaced by someone equally awful, which is why I usually avoid the online ad space these days.

I'm no pro on this scene. Although the girl in the pics is never who you actually see, I've never been overly disappointed. They're usually thin, nice tits. Moderately attractive. The bigger issue is the enthusiasm. There is none. Most just want to get it over with. Those girls see a lot of dicks in a day. I've only been with one that used up the whole HHR and she got into it a little bit and made it fun.

[Jokester1]

Are those pictures accurate?

Experiences do vary a lot. It is EXTREMELY rare that the pics are the actual lady, but I have had it happen a couple of times over the past decade. And they certainly are not always "accurate" in approximating the body type of the real person. That said, the experience is always the luck of the draw. I've had absolutely dreadful to the point I walked out in the middle of the session experiences, and I've had amzingly wonderul, divine, contemplating marriage and happiness forever experiences. And everything in-between. Unfortunately, the amazingly wonderful ones (among the names some here might recognize: Lulu, Lena / Sophia, Mia, Coco, Grace, skinny Kelly) tend not to stay in the area or rotate back through the area very long, for various reasons. Anyway, the pics vary, as do the experiences.

[Kris106]

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[Michael Taylor]

100%. The question is not if the photos are accurate. The question is if the photos are representative? Is she as thin, fat, busty, whatever, as the photos?

I'm no pro on this scene. Although the girl in the pics is never who you actually see, I've never been overly disappointed. They're usually thin, nice tits. Moderately attractive. The bigger issue is the enthusiasm. There is none. Most just want to get it over with. Those girls see a lot of dicks in a day. I've only been with one that used up the whole HHR and she got into it a little bit and made it fun.

[NewSer]

Every now and again, I find an Asian massage place, hosting around BWI. It's close and I've never had a problem with LE. But I always know it's usually pretty lackluster. That was the case this time:

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/1669619

However, communication was really good. I told her I'd be there at a specific time, and she was ready to go when I got there.

She was probably 30. Is probably attractive when she puts a little make up on. But I saw her after a seemingly busy day, because she was looking a little haggard. But she had a really nice body (petite, thin, big natural D t*ts). Paid for HHR $. 40. It lasted about 12 minutes. Brief 2 min massage. Lame CBJ for a few minutes. Then she hopped on top for a bit and then finished doggie. I could tell her pussy was sore. She just wanted it over as quick as possible. I don't know why these women to offer up a t*tty-f*ck when they get that sore. I would have much preferred that.

If nothing else, the comms are good and she's punctual. If you're just looking for something reliable, safe and quick, go for it. I wish I went to a massage place because at least I would have gotten a crappy massage in addition to the lackluster service.

There are 7 or 8 different telephone numbers on STG advertising asian massage and I text every one of them. They send the same address to the same motel in BWI. Went there three different times. They bullshit you in those ads. 1st time show up, girl is uglier than a cows dirty ass. She won't fuck, barely sucks the cock and ends up jerking me off. 140. Second time, go to the room, knock on the door and the door opens, girl hiding behind it. Absolutely fucking gorgeous. Unfucking believable gorgeous. Put down the donation, takes her clothes off and a body that was send from heaven. Even has a shaved snatch. We did 69, she came all over my face, got into the fuck position and she was so turned on she was rubbing her clit as I was slamming her balls to the wall. Shot my load all over her face and she wanted more. Her phone rang, picked it up, said some shit in Chinese and hung up. Told me "YOU STAY" and we fucked for two more hours. 3rd time, hoping to get the same girl, got someone else. It was a non event. Not bad looking, not good looking, monkey head for a Bush and a emptied in the bag. It's a crap shoot with the asian massage ads.

[AirRade]

Are those pictures accurate?

For most of the ads? No. A few groups (maybe run by the same people) 5-7 years ago did post actual blurred-face photos. You can tell it's real cause it's taken with a potato phone.

The ones you see now are of models or Asian camgirls. You could get lucky and become a regular (they will text you real photos of the girl), but they change numbers too much and lose contact.

[Frenulum]

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No the question is, why are you critiquing mongers when you need to be critiquing providers?

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[BMoreDog69]

100%. The question is not if the photos are accurate. The question is if the photos are representative? Is she as thin, fat, busty, whatever, as the photos?

There is always one consistently hard rule about AMPs: The pictures are never accurate.

[Alasqano]

Are those pictures accurate?

There is always one consistently hard rule about AMPs: The pictures are never accurate.