The Massholes

[Wiseass]

100% Correct.

Mattis. He is posting less lately because picking fights with Wiseass and Jack seems to excite him more now than posting the made up stuff in review threads. Occasionally posts something of value. Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well. Not super bright but not excessively mean. 2 balls.

Yet 100% Wrong.

Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

And what does Mayor Mattis McBragg say:

5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.

Glad you confirm your Reviews are Made Up (98%) and your a Fucking Moron!

[Mattis1775]

Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

5 Balls, plus a bonus ball for creativity. Unlike these other assholes here.

[Andir]

By popular demand, here is an extended usefulness / character assessment of a few notable personalities (mostly due to their activity) on the board. Each of them will be assigned a certain number of balls, ranging from 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest evaluation, and 1 being the lowest.

Wiseass. He is super active but is mostly focused on abusing Mattis for some not quite obvious reason. Don't really know what to make of this obsession but seems strange. Quite nasty but not as mean as his slighter smarter duplicate BillyBaloney / Jack. The level of usefulness is quite low. One ball.

BillyBaloney / Jack617. Well, he used to be funny years ago and was posting and sharing a lot of stuff on the board, but then something happened to him and he turned into the hate-spewing bot. Repeats himself to the point of a complete ridiculousness. Not funny, not smart, sometimes plain stupid. Contributes nothing besides his meanness. One ball. Would give him less but one ball is the lowest evaluation.

Mattis. He is posting less lately because picking fights with Wiseass and Jack seems to excite him more now than posting the made up stuff in review threads. Occasionally posts something of value. Mattis seems to be a foreigner who doesn't know English that well. Not super bright but not excessively mean. 2 balls.

HappyDave. Seems to be an old dude who was around forever. His repeatedly stated favorite activity is to get naked with the massage provider and roll around with her (also naked) on the massage table. A good natured-guy but is essentially an eternal noob. 3 balls for being friendly to everyone.

JohnGlobalCorp. This dude is embarrassingly stupid. Post nonsensical stuff and if you answer any of his PMs, you will receive literally tens of messages from him asking for details. The dude is so afraid to get in trouble, he simply doesn't go anywhere. A completely useless motherfucker. 1 ball.

DBoy111. In a constant search for big-breasted providers. Obviously someone's troll account. I think I know who this someone might be. One ball.

Andir. The most knowledgeable and generous member the MA board ever had. Good-natured and jolly. 5 balls.

Let me know if you want to be evaluated.

[Wiseass]

On this rainy day, I didn't see anything. I saw a short "person", covered with a tarp, sliding with a limp. Couldn't even see who it is or if it was even a woman. Was walking the SW lane. Saw another, ugly, hunched over. Yesterday, I saw the thief, wore all black, blonde, older WSW in the AM. Every time I see this Ho I make it a point to stop and tell her to go fuck herself. Other than that, the streets were dry.

Be safe.

You are a daredevil Mattis! Forget swearing, I won't dare even walking near such person.

I'm going to submit this incident to the Kennedy School of Government for the "Profiles in Courage" Award. Takes alot of Guts, Courage, and Bravery to drive by a juiced up Junkie Hooker at 30 mph, and yell out the window "Fuck You". I'm sure the Goons run in the other direction if they see you. ROTFLMAO!

[Wiseass]

You can start Monday. It's costing a lot of money for the portable toilets at NMS. You can save the city plenty of funds as a Human Toilet. It fits your character since you're resume is very creditable as a cum dumpster. You start at 7:30 am. Your other Handle can help relieve the tensions from the male occupants by being the anal cum dumpster. Job description, just bend over. You make a great team just like you do here. You don't even realize that you just set yourself up here. Dumbass idiots.

Really? Maybe you think so, but your a Fucking Moron! That's your Turf, not Mine. Your Problem not Mine. I wouldn't lower myself. Plus I don't take orders from Twinks. If I want to Street Monger, I'll stick with Dot Ave or Brockton. Much cleaner and a cut above NMS. Stop being like Eric Adams, you welcome people, then whine and complain about the money you have to spend to support them.

Interesting enough, I took a ride to grab a Couple of Slices of Pizza tonight at Andrew Sq. Ooops should have said Andrew Sq, must remind you of your lost love, Alexus (Before Transitioning), now Tammy (After Transitioning). Made a loop on Dot Ave and then decided to take a spin over to your Turf to See what your complaining about all the time. Cruised through around 10 pm, which I know you'd never do. You've stated many times, you don't go there at Night. Scared aren't we?

Well, I saw a nice brand new Sidewalk going around the corner of Standard Electric. The Food Van was there in the usuak Spot, only one tonight. And around the corner in front of Fire Dept. Headquarters is the Disaster. All your Constituents where huddled in and around their tents. What a Mess! If I were you, I'd clean that up. Ruins the Tourist Trade for the Area, LOL You constantly complain about your little city, but it has what you want, a cheap $40 Bareback Fuck. With the Good, you have to accept the Bad.

What's that expression? Early to Bed and early to Rise, makes a Man Healthy Wealthy and Wise! Obviously your the exception!

P.S. You seem to know a lot about the sexual tension of the male occupants. You point out the Trannies on some of your Posts, so are you saying there's Gay Males too? Your the Expert, you should know. Now you're just straight (pun) up doing Gay Guys? Once a Submissive Asian Twink, always a Submissive Asian Twink! I must say, you are the Mayor of quite the Diverse Community!

[BillyBaloney]

Oh, Tooooo Funny! Mayor Mattis "Mike" McBragg of NMS, Lmao! ROTFLMAO!

Fucking Priceless! The pic of Mayor Mike Mcbragg should bring joy to every members day. Nice touch on Mayor Mike's right upper arm giving homage to his other confirmed handles. Well done sir, well done.

[Mattis1775]

Mayor Mattis "Mike" McBragg of NMS

You can start Monday. It's costing a lot of money for the portable toilets at NMS. You can save the city plenty of funds as a Human Toilet. It fits your character since you're resume is very creditable as a cum dumpster. You start at 7:30 am. Your other Handle can help relieve the tensions from the male occupants by being the anal cum dumpster. Job description, just bend over. You make a great team just like you do here. You don't even realize that you just set yourself up here. Dumbass idiots.

[Wiseass]

Totally agree with you Wiseass. Mattis Mike is by far the biggest imbecile on the board. Just imagine how his Asian parents must feel. Probably hoping Monkey Mike would become a doctor and instead he is Mayor of NMS, raw dogging the most vile street meet in the Boston area. I hope he has successful siblings that cancel out the disappointment that he has caused.

PSA: We are coming up on the two year anniversery of A2 rolling Andir's Cheezefist handle into OlGary. Give him a little space as he is bound to be a bit salty during this time. And don't be surprised if he starts posting from the other handles (OldtimerMA, Trickster, Dentistbob etc).

I for one can't wait for the day! Big plans with lots of quoted posts bringing back grand memories!

Oh, Tooooo Funny! Mayor Mattis "Mike" McBragg of NMS, Lmao! ROTFLMAO!

[Mattis1775]

Pretty obvious that Mike The Fraud has never seen the pink lab coats at 195, the short daisy dukes at Cherry Lane, the little dresses at 1 Main and 220 (RIP) etc.

Again, where's your reviews? You seem very intuitive about these places, yet you have nothing to share with us? We await your review in the massage thread about this pink lab coat, little dresses at 1 Main. I'm sure others here would love to hear your stories. Oh, 220 is gone? Did you post it? Why don't you just share your real Handle so we can look at your extensive reviews?

Thanks for sharing, fag. Of course, you're just full of shit with no first hand knowledge of these places. If it's true, let's see it.

[Mattis1775]

I have said this a million times, anything this fraud posts on any non SW thread is a complete lie.

You've been posting lies for over ten+ years, way before I even knew about this board. Since joining, I haven't read any reviews from you. Please clarify. I think we should take a vote to eliminate your most precious Handle. I've seen A2 eliminate a Monger with over 10,000 post and wouldn't be afraid to eliminate you. Trust me, we won't be missing you.

Now, if you would excuse me, I have better things to do. Enjoy fighting amongst yourselves. Gets old tag teaming with WiseAss, your other Handle. BTW, guys are lining up in the forest. They want BlowJob Baloney. Can you hearing them screaming your name? Get to work, buddy.

[Mattis1775]

So last K Girl I fucked was Asia.

So you fucked a K-girl? Where's the review? Didn't think so. Thanks for contributing. Have a nice day.

[Andir]

That was not my experience. No hint of any extras and on my way out I learned they are affiliated with Smile Thai Spa in Somerville which used to offer extras but now is legit.

Try to show up not in your blue uniform the next time. You may have better luck then.

[BillyBaloney]

I submit this as the dumbest post of the year. This clearly proves what a complete imbecile Monkey Mike is as it is so obvious that he has no actual info on the AMP scene.

You're lucky they're not wearing medical shrubs. They don't want to make it obvious that it's a place that offers more than a massage. Go on YouTube and search "massage Vietnam" and that's the wardrobe you're looking for. Maybe NYC will have those.

That was Imbecile Mikes response to this inquiry:

Are there any places where the girls are dressed better than spandex pants, maybe a sundress or a skirt?

I had a girl recommend I visit Xin Spa (49 Great Rd Bedford). Does anyone have any information on it? It seems to be new (er). I was thinking of giving it a try today or tomorrow.

Pretty obvious that Mike The Fraud has never seen the pink lab coats at 195, the short daisy dukes at Cherry Lane, the little dresses at 1 Main and 220 (RIP) etc.

I have said this a million times, anything this fraud posts on any non SW thread is a complete lie.

[BillyBaloney]

What's the matter? Jealous? She rubbed my dick so good where she laughed at your tiny prick and you're still upset about it? She even told the boss and they both stood over you laughing? Uh, that must suck for you Bacon Bits.

LMFAO!

Jealous of you? What a fucking joke. You are a degenerate street meat fucker willing to stick your tiny asian dick in anyone (trannys / girls / guys?) that will take your $40 donation. No I am all set with that.

So last K Girl I fucked was Asia. I attached her pic with one of your proudest conquests. Who is jealous?

[BillyBaloney]

So My Pick for the Biggest Annoying Asshole that I have ever seen is Mattis, because he is also an utter imbecile. Here's a Guy who spends everyday, in the morning (when it's 100% safe), street mongering in a 500 Ft. By 1500 Ft. Area with 7 short side streets and 1 Traffic light, and he fancies himself to be the expert in all aspects of Mongering, especially when he has stated on more than one occasion $120 is his normal high, and $150 his absolute maximum for a session.

Unfortunately for Society, Mattis has no skills. Only thing he would serve a purpose for, is a Tranny looking for a Submissive Asian Twink to bang up the Bunghole or suck hur She-Cock (as Mattis would call it). His reviews on the oThER site are quite explicite about his Submissive Side. Mattis likes Golden Showers too, ask McKenna about it (unless of course he made up that review). He posted a couple of Reviews (Female) lately on the oThER site that are clearly Fake and Made Up. Yeah, he even does it there. Nothing but a Fucking Fraud and a Fucking Moron!

Totally agree with you Wiseass. Mattis Mike is by far the biggest imbecile on the board. Just imagine how his Asian parents must feel. Probably hoping Monkey Mike would become a doctor and instead he is Mayor of NMS, raw dogging the most vile street meet in the Boston area. I hope he has successful siblings that cancel out the disappointment that he has caused.

PSA: We are coming up on the two year anniversery of A2 rolling Andir's Cheezefist handle into OlGary. Give him a little space as he is bound to be a bit salty during this time. And don't be surprised if he starts posting from the other handles (OldtimerMA, Trickster, Dentistbob etc).

I for one can't wait for the day! Big plans with lots of quoted posts bringing back grand memories!