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10-03-22 22:58 #4016Senior Member

Posts: 1625Since Lee Marvin, Steve McQueen, and Chuck Connors are all dead, you are entirely correct in stating that they don't do TS, PM, or Massages.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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Since you included your name in that lineup, I hope that you are not expecting to pass away any time soon, I'll miss your humor and witty sarcasms.
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10-03-22 08:48 #4015Regular Member

Posts: 19A few months ago, I was passing through the area. I hit up Ginza on my way out of town. I don't remember the spinners name but.
Originally Posted by IonicHeart
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She was cute. Thorough TS. Nice massage including utc fiv with a very HE. House+. 8.
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10-03-22 07:03 #4014Senior Member

Posts: 113Aroma Wallingofr
What's the damage at Aroma? It is a bit out of the way for me but I am interested. Thanks.
Originally Posted by BigDaddy045
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10-01-22 14:56 #4013Senior Member

Posts: 55East Hartford MP
Anybody know what days Blair or Blaine or whatever her name is works there? She's the tiny blonde. I haven't seen her in a bit but was told she is still there.
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10-01-22 06:55 #4012Banned Member

Posts: 1318October 1st
October 1st 4th quarter.
I'm excited 2023 is around the corner. Let's drop everything go out and visit our favorite sex parlor, visit our favorite sex provider and fuck. Try different things that might work for you. Plenty of good information available on this site for all members. Read the post and all will be well.
Most important, Image and be recognized as what you're known for with members and providers. When someone says Chad, first thing come to mind, he just fucks. Simple.
Think of it this way, man's man. Here are other man's man and movies they star in:
Lee Marxin Point Blank.
Steve McQuexn Bullitt.
Chuck Conxors Rifleman.
Chad ZZZZ Sex Machine.
You think Lee, Steve, Chuck, Chad do TS, PM, Massages? Hell no. We get down to business quickly.
Enjoy yourselves, wish you guys the best, good luck.
CZ / P.
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09-30-22 20:18 #4011Regular Member

Posts: 11Don't threaten me with a good time.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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09-30-22 20:12 #4010Senior Member

Posts: 219LMAO, well said.
Originally Posted by DontSayMuch
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09-30-22 19:18 #4009Banned Member

Posts: 13182023 Continued
Jumping out of my character for this post. Guys, I'm really concerned about recent post regarding PM's. IMO, No need for PM's by a provider. Providers are not the cleanest individuals you want shoving fingers up your ass. I suggest see your Doctor, he can use propofol on you and you won't feel a thing.
If it's a requirement in your life, other options are available. You guys keep this up, providers will wear a Strap on. Not the image that's wanted.
CZ / P.
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09-30-22 17:10 #4008Senior Member

Posts: 5229Always STFU
LE will say and do anything to have you self-incriminate for a police report, the court’s gospel. It's that simple even if you're the proverbial ham sandwich.
Originally Posted by Woody50
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Just the facts, https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE.
BMD.
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09-30-22 14:35 #4007Senior Member

Posts: 1193Not to mention that the good experience can turn on a dime with the wrong word. STFU is good advice and any defense lawyer will tell you the same.
Originally Posted by DontSayMuch
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BTW, I have friends in real life that happen to be active and retired cops. Even they will tell you to STFU.
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09-30-22 12:08 #4006Senior Member

Posts: 72No
I usually just ignore the weird advice you give, but this is very bad advice.
Originally Posted by ChadZ1212
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Cops are NOT your friend. You may have had good experiences with them, but that's a rarity. The advice from other members of this board, lawyers, and general advice is to tell the cops the minimal amount of information necessary and then stfu. And before I get accused of using bizarre acronyms that no one has ever heard before, stfu means Shut The Fuck Up.
Don't take my word for it, and not this poster's either, do a search.
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09-30-22 11:43 #4005Banned Member

Posts: 13182023 le
Guys, Cops are your friends. Don't do anything stupid. Been stopped many times in many states and never had issues. Have fun with them, make jokes, cops are human. Funny thing happened, I was at a local sex parlor one night and I noticed car I recognized. Yup you guys guessed it, he was performing. He left before me, saw my car, he waited for me to finish. We had a nice conversation about the 2 providers. Simple, no problems. No need to post about cops in parking lots and can't go in, or 2 guys standing outside the parlor, so what, no big deal. No need to get members nervous. Walk up to them and say "how you guys do'in"? "Are you guys going in"? Have fun. Go enjoy.
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09-30-22 07:41 #4004Senior Member

Posts: 1193I've seen many, including my ATF licensed therapist. No extras, ever. Just therapeutic massage. Some even have signs in the front yard and zoning permits. I'm surprised this was a surprise to you.
Originally Posted by YankeesFan69
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09-30-22 00:28 #4003Senior Member

Posts: 42Lesson Learned
Just wanted to share a little experience I had the other day. So I get in touch with this non-AMP provider about a massage. Set up appt and she gives me address. I google map address and it's a house in a nice neighborhood. I'm thinking to myself this is looking good for extras. She is doing massages out of her home. Always a good sign. Well I pull into the driveway and one of the garage doors is open with a truck. I said to myself this can't be good. An attractive woman opens the door for me and I'm feeling better. Horny housewife possibly. But about 2 seconds later I hear a guy on the 2nd floor. Probably her husband. Talk about instant buzzkill. In about 2 seconds I go from pop job to no job. At that point I knew I was done and just hoping for a decent massage. The massage wasn't half bad but not what I was looking for obviously. Lesson learned. Apparently legit providers do work out of their homes also.
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09-29-22 22:14 #4002Banned Member

Posts: 1318Prep for 2023
Meee too movement.
The Mee Too movement is over. Bill C is out of jail. Not Bill C the Prez, He didn't go to jail, that's the other Bill C. What does this mean for the members?
G Stxxnem is stifled.
H Redxy is Ruined.
Billie Jexn, well, she pays guys to blow them on Main St. Get it Bilxie Jean BJ's. I'm on fire.
G Alxred has a supply of fresh batteries and vodka. She's cooked.
We as men are back and do what we want, walk into any sex parlor today, get what you want, no questions asked, simple, go enjoy.
CZ / P.








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