Massage Parlor Reports

[Regularity]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

First time.

[Spectacular]

Went there for my first visit. Everything above is accurate but I probably won't repeat. Paid for the hour and I was in and out in 40 minutes. I found the Chinese chatting a bit distracting. One was probably in her late 60's and the younger one in her late 30's. Communication is essentially non-existent so not sure if any upgrades are available.

WTF is wrong with mongers in this city not walking out when seeing providers literally old enough to be their grandmothers?

[AussieFury]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

If I like them, I'll ask for WeChat or phone # on the first visit. Sometimes they'll ask you before you get a chance to ask them, which is a fun ego boost.

Just as we like good providers and want to keep track of them, the ladies like good customers. Just be prepared for "Come get a massage, honey" texts from them on a regular basis.

It's also useful to have phone numbers of the girls you don't like. You can ask them where they're working on any particular day so you can save time knowing which shoppes to avoid while cruising.

[GettingYounger]

What's the cross street (or address)?

521X A University way.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Fans of Annie from Moon Spa would be interested to know that she's moved to a brand new place in the you District called Jasmine Spa on University Way.

What's the cross street (or address)?

[Lego19]

I'm sure there are a wide range of answers to that, but the last time I did this it was about 3 times.

If I like the girl I usually ask for their wechat on the first visit itself. Never been turned down.

[Seattle Ampfan]

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

I'm sure there are a wide range of answers to that, but the last time I did this it was about 3 times.

[Mamouna]

Like Cindy for example, she lives in the area and wasn't planning on moving anywhere, so I suspect she's working somewhere around here. But silly me, I didn't get her number to ask where she's working now.

In other cases, Alice at Smiling Art was just working during the summer while college is out of session. Now she's in Portland. But said she may be back from time to time, as the manager was willing to work with her on this.

How many times do you see a provider before you ask for contact info?

[Marko Ramius]

Aloha Tan would have destroyed me financially if they would not have been raided by the cops...

I don't think I've ever came closer to being arrested than when I was hitting up Stephanie and Vivian.

One evening I left the shop they briefly ran in Everett and headed south on Evergreen Way, saw a bunch of police with lights running and no sirens heading north, pulled over, and sure enough watched as they went right into the lot at Paradise Spa (I think that was the name).

Another time in spring of 2007 I pulled into the lot at Aloha Spa in Renton to see a bunch of cop cars, a big van, and about a dozen girls in handcuffs in a line. One of the cops flagged me down and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for a particular burger place and he courteously gave me directions to it.

Too many close calls for me. I still don't understand why they (the police) had such a hardon for them.

[GettingYounger]

I also prefer a more familiar relationship with massage providers.

Fans of Annie from Moon Spa would be interested to know that she's moved to a brand new place in the you District called Jasmine Spa on University Way. I saw her many many times at Moon over the past few 2-3 years, enough to get really comfortable with each other.

I suspect she'll be at the new place for a long while as it doesn't seem like she nor the owner are into rotating providers.

For those not familiar with Annie she provides a really nice combo of deep tissue massage and teasing, sensual HE. Sure I wish there was more on offer but I like what I do get (including the full hour or 90 minutes) without any tipping issues. I think she's 40 and quite attractive to me.

It's not like these girls decide to leave, it is mostly a management decision. They know up front that they are only going to be working at a certain location for 2 months, then management is going to move them to another location. All because of the perception that there needs to be a "new girl" on a regular basis. I don't personally like this policy either -- if I find someone I really like, then I'd like to return to her for months or even years. But that's not how these places work.

[AussieFury]

Aloha Tan would have destroyed me financially if they would not have been raided by the cops. Aloha was raided and most of the girls moved to Airport (or VIP) and created a war amongst the grannies up there. Because the Aloha girls took ALL the business in Everette and Lynnwood for about 6 months. Yes, Stephanie was an 11 on a scale of 1-10 (she was my first busted rubber). Rose was another. And she changed her name after the bust and started the place on Northup way with the lab coats. And the waiting room with big screen TV's and overfilled couches. She was amazing and ended up finding a rich guy to take her away from all of this. Also, Vivi. Later known as Tongue Fu Vivi, was the dominant girl (not the mamasan) at Aloha. That place was my first AMP. And was the best at catering to your every need. Shower, sauna, full length massage, and INCREDIBLE 25 year old women that made you feel special. I was going 4 times a week for a while there and would have gone bankrupt if they stayed longer. There are no AMPs like that anymore. Where the girls truly want you to feel that you have had a wonderful hour. Especially since Covid, it is nothing but shorting you on time, crappy massage (if any), and upcharge arguments for everything.

Dude. I miss Aloha Tan SO much. Renton and Kent used to be the absolute best AMP scene. I keep hoping against hope it comes back.

[AussieFury]

Got to make room when your taking the "Holy Grail" Supplement mix. That shit works and I have bigger loads and a bit longer orgasm.

I take Zinc, Saw Palmetto, and Sunflower Lecithin as my "prostate health stack" and LOTS of hydration. Would love to hear what you're using.

[Seattle Ampfan]

If the owner reads this, please find girls that stick around longer.

It's not like these girls decide to leave, it is mostly a management decision. They know up front that they are only going to be working at a certain location for 2 months, then management is going to move them to another location. All because of the perception that there needs to be a "new girl" on a regular basis. I don't personally like this policy either -- if I find someone I really like, then I'd like to return to her for months or even years. But that's not how these places work. Like Cindy for example, she lives in the area and wasn't planning on moving anywhere, so I suspect she's working somewhere around here. But silly me, I didn't get her number to ask where she's working now.

In other cases, Alice at Smiling Art was just working during the summer while college is out of session. Now she's in Portland. But said she may be back from time to time, as the manager was willing to work with her on this.

[KnoxNenters]

My first report here (have previous experience out of the country) for Champion AMP in Seattle.

Great report, LFL. It's really interesting to hear from someone who has experience abroad react to our "norms" here. I've been to Healing Touch a lot over the past year, maybe 8-10 times. I had an ATF there for a while that I eventually pursuaded to go on a date with me. I gave her a full-body massage once as well. The place is pretty strict, but building a relationship with any provider can lead to exploration and access UTC. Of the 4 women I visited, only one, Lnda from late spring wouldn't give me access beneath the fabric. And she had a *tight* body.

The owner never seems to address the general dingy-ness and lackluster interiors of the two places (Smiling Arts is the one in Ballard). I always feel like I'm going into a really used and well-worn building. Frankly, it is. I think Champions did 90% of the wear and tear.

If the owner reads this, please find girls that stick around longer. Every time I go there, they've been different. Twice last month, I dropped in and decided not to stay. You lost a loyal customer because none of the girls we hear about are around a week later. Give them a better break room and a separate room for naps, or just a place to take a good breather. It's tough work, and rough on the spirit. Coco is attractive enough, but the mask seems a bit counter-productive. Men are visually stimulated by beautiful faces. And where the fuck did "Japanese" Amy go!? She disappeared overnight after several months of top-notch service, and no one knows how to reach her. Anyone? PM me if you have info.

[PurpleMist]

Set up was easy, picked my day and time. Arrived to apt in Renton and went to the unit, walked in and she was a woman in her 40's (should have walked) and insisted on whispering saying her neighbor sleeps days (WTF? So I take a shower and go back into the bedroom, I signed up for a hhr body slide, there is a towel draped on the bed. She undresses and I lay face up but she whispers for me to turn over so I comply and for 20 minutes I receive an acceptable massage but no real body slide (WTF?) I have been to Thailand many times so I know what a slide is or is not. With 10 minutes left and me still on my stomach she reaches under and starts to massage my tool. I really couldn't get hard and time was almost expired so I got dressed and left disappointed. I would not ever repeat.

Damn, that's super disappointing. Was looking forward to it. I really appreciate your honest review. Will cancel my appointment and look for another one.