Massage Parlor Reports

**CarpMaster** · 09-30-22 15:48

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Came across this today, how cool if it was clothing optional. .

https://www.watershedspa.com/bathing

Anyone been kinda like a Turkish bath?

I found Watersheds faq area https://www.watershedspa.com/faq.

Hope this helps.

Upon arrival, you'll check in and change into your bathing suit. Next, you'll shower to cleanse the body, prepare the mind for the soak, and deepen the transition into your ritual.

Can I host a private party?

Yes! Bring your community together for a private gathering at Watershed, including full access to the baths and lounge areas, and an optional guided meditation. Up to 20 guests can join. Normally, prices range from $3600 to $1800 depending on the time and day of your chosen reservation. While in our fundraising phase, we are offering an exception discounted rate - $1200! Click here to purchase. Please email welcome@watershedspa.com for additional information.

**LastsLonger** · 09-30-22 14:26

Came across this today, how cool if it was clothing optional. .

https://www.watershedspa.com/bathing

Anyone been kinda like a Turkish bath?

**MassErrection** · 09-30-22 13:59

I was 20 went to my first AMP because I was sore from working out, the masseuse was massaging my backside when she asked me to remove my underwear to do better massage. She asked my to flip over, I was nervous because I'm nude with a super duper hard on, she complimented me on the size of my cock, grabbed some lotion and finished me off in 10 seconds. After that I was game. Majority of my future visits I just went bare no towel, on the flip, the women would gasp then play with it. Always enjoyed watching them try to get both their small hands around my cock as their pretty eyes curiously watched the action. If I had a huge load to drop they would yell more lmao good times.

**MassErrection** · 09-30-22 12:43

Originally Posted by IcyBlu [View Original Post]

In my opinion, things were relatively good until the mid to late 2010's. Seemed like a bunch of massage parlors got raided during that period. New outlets also liked to report on stings and change the narrative. Miss the old days of just walking in without fear.

Body healing massage is probably one place that is legit that I've been able to go safely to get l1.

**IcyBlu** · 09-30-22 10:47

Originally Posted by ScottyManks [View Original Post]

Hey everyone,

I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.

In my opinion, things were relatively good until the mid to late 2010's. Seemed like a bunch of massage parlors got raided during that period. New outlets also liked to report on stings and change the narrative. Miss the old days of just walking in without fear.

**Nhybgt** · 09-30-22 10:28

Originally Posted by TacoHead123 [View Original Post]

I dm most of why'all but I'll just say it here.

I'm not sure if the admin will allow this.

It's Kings Spa in Burnsville Goodluck everybody.

What is the hh / ph house fee at King's Spa?

**MassErrection** · 09-29-22 14:57

Originally Posted by Crsm27 [View Original Post]

Exactly and that is what the issue is. They look for "attention grabbing" headlines. When in fact most isn't trafficking at all.

Especially look for the AG to try and get a "win" because of the children food scandal that is going on that he turned a blind eye too for over a year.

Just saying look out and be safe everyone.

Be safe, isn't that ironic, we probably have a better chance of catching an std. All the DATY, DATO, BBBJ we love LOL.

**Crsm27** · 09-29-22 14:12

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

Its the human trafficking claim that really gets me.

Exactly and that is what the issue is. They look for "attention grabbing" headlines. When in fact most isn't trafficking at all.

Especially look for the AG to try and get a "win" because of the children food scandal that is going on that he turned a blind eye too for over a year.

Just saying look out and be safe everyone.

**Member #6100** · 09-29-22 13:39

Originally Posted by Crsm27 [View Original Post]

Well yeah it is an Election year.

Election time incumbents always want to look "tough" on crime. So they go after AMPs because to be honest it can be a low hanging fruit so to speak. IE: Send in an under cover, get services and bust the AMP. Then go on the news claim victory on crime and say you have helping with Human Tr. It looks great in the papers and idiots who don't know any better. The politicians can pound their chests and act like they give a shit. Yet the other crimes keep soaring in MN.

Its the human trafficking claim that really gets me.

**Crsm27** · 09-29-22 11:57

Originally Posted by ScottyManks [View Original Post]

Hey everyone,

I can tell you all with certainty that there's going to be extra legal scrutiny on massage parlors (particularly AMPs) over the next couple months. Stay careful and trust your gut.

Well yeah it is an Election year.

Election time incumbents always want to look "tough" on crime. So they go after AMPs because to be honest it can be a low hanging fruit so to speak. IE: Send in an under cover, get services and bust the AMP. Then go on the news claim victory on crime and say you have helping with Human Tr. It looks great in the papers and idiots who don't know any better. The politicians can pound their chests and act like they give a shit. Yet the other crimes keep soaring in MN.

**Member #6244** · 09-29-22 07:19

Will be in town Minneapolis / St Paul for the next 3-4 days.

Any suggestions on any busty providers? Please private message me any info you have! I've never been to Minnesota and I'm looking forward to it. I'll take suggestions on things to do outside massages as well. Anyways any provider you guys know with a full chest would be awesome!

**CarpMaster** · 09-29-22 02:14

Originally Posted by QuestR76 [View Original Post]

It's not really a competition being the oldest one on this forum. I'll compete well with most here (64). And I too have trouble finishing and getting strong. But I've got the helper, which I've nicknamed the ugly pill. Does it work, really hard to tell, but mostly, yes it helps. The amount I take, and time frame varies on use. Plus some days my lust is just up. Plus I'm a variety seeker, so there are so many other variables on any encounter. I should just commit to a weekly session and control for some of the variables. Therapist massage skill, my comfort level, attractiveness, value (cost), excitement, etc. I fine the older therapist easier for my imagination to accept into my fantasy. But this last winter in Tucson was a trip.

The point of this post is to say to Riley 1991 & CarpMaster, I'm there with you. Let's do coffee and really compare notes. I got a coffee shop or breakfast place in Roseville that have private rooms where male (pig) conversations can be held. Out of the shadows and into the culture wars we go.

I am also in the running for the oldest on this board as I am also 64. My 65th is a few months away. I always take an ugly pill prior to a AMP visity. I also like to take the ugly pill a couple hours prior to my appointment. I never know I will have trouble finishing, until it happens. I always tip as if I finished as it's not her fault.

I never had a cup of coffee in my life, but it would be fun to meet up have a pig conversation. Keep in mind my experiences are limited to L1, which is fine with me.

**Kavnkav** · 09-28-22 23:39

Hello everyone,

I am new to the TC area and I have tried few AMPs in the area and one in Wisconsin. I got L1 services in all the 3 AMPs I have been to and a bit more in one of the AMP. I have never tipped more than. 4 for the L1 and have been successful in getting that. But I see some people tip more than that and in turn make these girls demand more with everyone for just a regular service. From the city where I come from usually the girls won't demand more unless they are ready to go further than the usual service. Hopefully people don't over tip them in the future.

I can share the locations in the Dm and I get to know about these locations from recent posts in here so it's not a big mystery. And it will be awesome if you got something in return to share too so I can get used to the TC. Good luck everyone!

**Member #6100** · 09-28-22 23:27

Originally Posted by Ezra007 [View Original Post]

They keep it open for a couple days busting Johns who show up for a HJ. Not sure if the female cops played massage therapists or if they used the asian women. And then once they bust a rich guy like Robert Kraft he hires lawyers that make all the evidence vanish LOL. What a waste of resources.

Notwithstanding Robert Kraft, it seems like usually LE busts the AMP providers rather than the customers, although I have read that customers that are in the AMP during a bust get interviewed by LE. If an AMP customer has no discussion at all about extras...not even hand signals...but still gets extras...can the customer still be busted? I would think not but just asking.

IF LE insists on going after AMPs, which shouldn't be their priority...they should consider an approach that arguably would take fewer resources and be quicker and more effective.

A typical AMP owner is treating the providers as independent contractors rather than employees. But under labor law, the providers don't have enough control over their work to be classified as IC's. They should be paid as employees. The MN Department of Labor comes in and slaps the owner with huge fines and penalties for the failure to withhold federal and state income tax on their employees, for not paying overtime, and for not paying unemployment and workers comp premiums. Then the baton gets passed to the IRS and the MN Department of Revenue. The tax returns and bank accounts of the owners and providers are audited. More fines and penalties for underreporting income.

I like AMPs just as much as the next guy. What bothers me is in an era when LE is understaffed and violent crimes are on the rise, they still invest lots of staff time and resources trying to bust AMP providers. I have read about multi-agency six-month stake outs.

Why is this? LE must need and want the publicity. They like being on the 10 PM news handcuffing Asian women while in many parts of the city violent crime escalates .They could let the Department of Labor and IRS close down the AMP. But then they wouldn't be on the news or in the papers.

**Ridley1991** · 09-28-22 21:11

Originally Posted by QuestR76 [View Original Post]

It's not really a competition being the oldest one on this forum. I'll compete well with most here (64). And I too have trouble finishing and getting strong. But I've got the helper, which I've nicknamed the ugly pill. Does it work, really hard to tell, but mostly, yes it helps. The amount I take, and time frame varies on use. Plus some days my lust is just up. Plus I'm a variety seeker, so there are so many other variables on any encounter. I should just commit to a weekly session and control for some of the variables. Therapist massage skill, my comfort level, attractiveness, value (cost), excitement, etc. I fine the older therapist easier for my imagination to accept into my fantasy. But this last winter in Tucson was a trip.

The point of this post is to say to Riley 1991 & CarpMaster, I'm there with you. Let's do coffee and really compare notes. I got a coffee shop or breakfast place in Roseville that have private rooms where male (pig) conversations can be held. Out of the shadows and into the culture wars we go.

No offense I hope but no thanks.