Massage Parlor Reports

[Bubbabaloo]

Anyone remember Aloha Tan in Renton? It was like that. . . They had a girl there going by Stephanie, man. . .

I've seen this one other time. In the 2005 time range there was an amazing place in Bellevue off northup near the Kawasaki dealer. Gentle wellness healing care or something like that. Stable of girls (May, pink, Sophie) would wear white lab coats. When you check in they take you thru a second door to the dimly lit back rooms. Coat comes off to reveal sexy underwear.

I was so new I didn't know what a gem this was. They were very liberal with very open menus and pink was super hot. I almost always just got the hour HE for 1. 0 since the FS was 2. 0 all in. Young hotties at that rate? Where's my time machine?

It was closed after a few years and the providers all vanished.

[Seattleik]

I messed up on the year. The Kent shutdowns were actually towards the end of 2018 and just a few months prior to the Seattle bust in March of 2019. If you do a search on Kent WA massage parlors shutdown 2018, all the details are there. Body Craft is listed as one of them.

2018 was just a bad year, end of BP and Kent AMPs bust. All the mayalasia, Vietnamese, Japan, Korean aamp providers in Bellevue and Renton within a reasonable price and hot and young never had a auntie in those places back then, missed those good old days.

[Marko Ramius]

An hour is bluntly too friggin' long for an unenthusiastic RA who gives a crap massage. And I'd say the vast majority of MPs I've seen in the last two years fall into that category.

And sometimes I am just in the mood to unzip, get the job done, get my bottled water, and leave. Hour or no hour.

[BaryMcCochener]

Some AMPs have been trying to short change me on the time lately. This applies to FS and non-FS joints. I have resorted to a thing I used to do at AMPs that were notorious for this. When they are just about to begin the massage, I point at the clock on the wall and say "one hour, right". Sometimes they sigh and nod "yes". Haha. Works every time.

Or go the passive / aggressive route and let her know that "I've only got one hour, can you let me know the time?

[GoaThillBilly]

Mid Everett. Haven't been in a while, was greeted by new lady, slim, glasses and mask, maybe 50 or so. Main reason I go there is that I like the prostate massage and rates hh 40 + 40 tip and decent massage. Was disappointed new girl not into the PM, mediocre massage, nice enough lady, not utr roaming. Normally there are 2 ladies working, but no cars were there and she stopped at one point to answer the door and converse with a prospective client. Then I hear her chattering in Korean so was kind of confused as to whether someone else was there, maybe a walk-in. Probably won't repeat for a while, if at all.

[Italian Steel]

Some AMPs have been trying to short change me on the time lately. This applies to FS and non-FS joints. I have resorted to a thing I used to do at AMPs that were notorious for this. When they are just about to begin the massage, I point at the clock on the wall and say "one hour, right". Sometimes they sigh and nod "yes". Haha. Works every time.

[AussieFury]

I dropped by the new AMP in Kent again yesterday, hoping for a new girl. Nope. Still one provider who was too old and fat and ugly for me to even consider staying.

Do you want young hotties at the AMPs? Show up, politely say no thanks, and leave.

The security cams are monitored by the owners. They keep track of who gets people to stay (partly why the girls are aggressive in trying to get you to stay).

If the owners see enough people show up and leave, they'll often swap in a better option to help bring biz back up. I know this group has access to better providers because they run shoppes in FedWay that have a couple winners.

Want to see a return of hot providers in Kent? Visit 603 N Central in Kent, park around back, go in, see the uggo, then dip out.

Also dropped in on Oasis in Renton. Mia is old and chubby. Didn't stay.

[NiceMassage]

Not much info so did a little recon. 30 min massage. Flirty but perfunctory e. G. Grabbing over grazing "you like eh?" and I could literally feel her sizing me up for upsell potential. Massage 2/10 for the 10 min or so that it lasted; forearms and elbows. . 5 house. 5 tip for a week handy fully clothed. Won't. Be. Back.

[TnaHunter2014]

I have not seen a report in north king / snohomish country with a woman coming out in a labcoat and leading you to the room then taking it off right away.

My senses are tingling when I hear that. Would like to experience that. Any recomendations for north king south snohomsh?

I've seen this one other time. In the 2005 time range there was an amazing place in Bellevue off northup near the Kawasaki dealer. Gentle wellness healing care or something like that. Stable of girls (May, pink, Sophie) would wear white lab coats. When you check in they take you thru a second door to the dimly lit back rooms. Coat comes off to reveal sexy underwear.

I was so new I didn't know what a gem this was. They were very liberal with very open menus and pink was super hot. I almost always just got the hour HE for 1. 0 since the FS was 2. 0 all in. Young hotties at that rate? Where's my time machine?

It was closed after a few years and the providers all vanished.

[Italian Steel]

It's in Kent. The cops shutdown 18 Kent AMPs in 2020. Body Craft was one of them. This was on the heels of the big Seattle bust and AMP shutdowns in 2019. As far as I know, FS AMPs in Kent have been extinct ever since. Aussie's report of a new FS AMP in Kent is great news.

I messed up on the year. The Kent shutdowns were actually towards the end of 2018 and just a few months prior to the Seattle bust in March of 2019. If you do a search on Kent WA massage parlors shutdown 2018, all the details are there. Body Craft is listed as one of them.

[Italian Steel]

Bummer that is down in Renton. And its closed anyways? Is that the only place that does that? Any places more up north king south snohomish?

It's in Kent. The cops shutdown 18 Kent AMPs in 2020. Body Craft was one of them. This was on the heels of the big Seattle bust and AMP shutdowns in 2019. As far as I know, FS AMPs in Kent have been extinct ever since. Aussie's report of a new FS AMP in Kent is great news.

[MassagedGuy]

It was right down the hill from Valley Hospital, right by the Harbor Freight.

Bummer that is down in Renton. And its closed anyways? Is that the only place that does that? Any places more up north king south snohomish?

[CookieGuy]

Where is body craft? Never had a woman show up in a lapcoat before and take it off right away when entering a room, guess she's naked under it?

I just lost my job so I need a quick pick me up so to speak!

It was right down the hill from Valley Hospital, right by the Harbor Freight.

[MassagedGuy]

I have not seen a report in north king / snohomish country with a woman coming out in a labcoat and leading you to the room then taking it off right away.

My senses are tingling when I hear that. Would like to experience that. Any recomendations for north king south snohomsh?

[MassagedGuy]

Thanks for the report.

I used to frequent Body Craft. That Viet MILF spinner with bolt-ons would always answer the door in her white labcoat (hilarious). That thing would come off as soon as she walked into the room. Her BJ suction skills were off the charts and she had a tight kitty. After the deed, I would sneak out via the back exit behind the building and go for some Chinese food a couple of doors down.

Where is body craft? Never had a woman show up in a lapcoat before and take it off right away when entering a room, guess she's naked under it?

I just lost my job so I need a quick pick me up so to speak!