Massage Parlor Reports

[Champ187]

I've been in the hobby for almost two years, I read on here weekly but have rarely shared my experiences so here I am doing my part. The MP scene isn't really my scene but I do have a few to review on this forum. But most of my encounters are escorts.

My first massage provider was in early 2021.

Abby. From what I've read she's been around a long time. She only recently put up accurate pictures of herself. She was bigger than I thought. Less attractive than what the pics at the time were showing. She was also older than what her post were saying. Decent house in Westland, she says her neighbors think she does hair. She has bolt ons. This was my first time playing with fake tits. Her house smells like cigarettes and you will leave smelling like it. It also smells like dogs that need a bath as she does have dogs in the house but they are usually gated off. The massage happens on her bed, massage is so so, body to body. After the flip, she takes her panties off and barely massages your front and lets you play with tits and outside P play. She works the stick shift and has you get on top of her for Russian. All for 125. Being new to the game, I honestly would have went back if it weren't for the cig smell and she talks ALOT, too much for me.

https://sumosear.ch/phone/734-636-0551

Next was Carla. I know Carla isn't liked much on here and most have seen her so I won't be long on this review. I didn't have that bad of time honestly but didn't return. First, it was a legit massage looking venue in Canton. I waited in the lobby with another monger who was there to see another girl. I don't know if she was just having a good day or what but the massage was actually really good. I have yet to read another reviewer say that so maybe it was just a good day for her. She did some nice teasing as well, on the flip, the HJ was terrible, I've never seen a woman move her arms that fast, she just wanted it to be over but I wasn't aroused by her. I had to play with the tits for a bit and use my imagination. Massage 100 tip 50. She also talks way too much for me. Maybe it's just me but I want to relax when being massaged.

https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/248-820-3131

Next after that was a place called Sun Spa in Kentucky, if you ever go there, ask for DeDe or check the Louisville forum. It was amazing and definitely my best MP experience.

Last but not least, recently I saw Bonita. By now I've figured out that I just want to do escorts or at least FS only but I had to try Bonita at least once with how much you all speak of her. I definitely see why you all love her. She high spirited, it is GFE and very welcoming, makes you feel like you all really know each other. Lots of kisses and hugs. Her studio is her garage in a Redford neighborhood, it's set up nicely. I'm a boob guy, every woman in this review has nice boobs and I loved Bonita's. She uses like a gallon of oil on you LOL the massage is ok, definitely more erotic than I expected. On the flip, she spent maybe 1 exact minute slide on me before performed BBBJ. However it became more HJ than BBBJ after a while. I enjoyed it but I think she was rushing during this session. I was out in 40 minutes and that included all the clean up. I see why she is loved and really that was the goal. 160 for everything.

https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home

Only 4 in 2 years as this isn't really my scene but felt it was my duty to finally share the experiences.

[VipPro]

When why'all call to book the one in Ferndale do you call the Google # or is there a different one?

https://saigonspaferndale.wixsite.com/home

[Nightridr48]

Do you know where Hanna left to? Any other local AMP? She was my favorite.

There is a "new" Hanna there. Younger and kinda cute.

Does the younger Hanna have pink hair? There was a younger Hanna last summer in Jackson that was thicker with pink hair. I have been on the look out for her since she left there. She was not some guys cup of tea but she really got my crank going. I have been hoping to run into her again where ever she pops up. Thanks for any intel you may have.

[Zoman]

Was wondering if Tiff sold ot or what. Went today and there was a large AA guy hanging out in the kitchen. Then only a moo crew working. Very BBW not nice like normal.

Next can any senior send me Lisa contact info. I've been over Bonitas place she was never there when I was. Thanks and happy hunting gents.

[Jp1225]

Appreciate the suggestion, gave it a shot. Went exactly as you suggested, no muss / fuss, no negotiation needed and she just went for it besides a simple comment telling her I would give her adequate compensation (didn't even take door cash at beginning, which surprised me).

The actual massage was super hard / deep if that's what you're into, backwalking included.

Pow was bubbly / giggly (even if put on, I am not there to pyscho-analyze) and a general pleasant experience.

Exactly how you mentioned, maybe late 40's, early 50's? Not shy about showing off, just don't be a dick presumably.

Will likely repeat, curious if others have similar offerings at the same place. She wasn't unattractive, just not a huge bolt-on guy, but maybe the personality + general ok'ness of her appearance is better than other.

This is what I'm looking for in Oakland County-ish area, but have been unsuccessful so far.

Your welcome. If you ask for Jan (not Jen, her name is Jan as spelled out to me thru text message) she is a little thicker but has C-cup naturals. Let's you play UTC and does a decent job teasing and HJ finish. Also gives a good massage. She not as playful as Pow but still has a good personality and above average English for a Thai lady. Pow will offer a little more in the extras department as done have reported a little in the BBJ and even brief FS as well but no reports of taking either of those to completion so don't get your hopes up. Believe she st least gets naked for a tip of at 100 from what I understand but I have yet to take it that far with her.

Not a bolt on fan either. Would rather have small natural with nice nips then big fake ones but oh well.

[TiffsBitch]

Try where?

Siam Touch Thai Massage.

[JAsian]

Do you know where Hanna left to? Any other local AMP? She was my favorite.

There is a "new" Hanna there. Younger and kinda cute.

I was told she went back to New York.

[EdHemlock]

Try here. Google it for number. Schedule with Pow (yes as in make you explode). She recently bought some tits that she is proud of. If you are clean and offer a decent tip and ask I'm sure she will put her big lips where you want. She has a small yet curvy frame with great ass and camel toe for days in her skin tight leggings.

Actually gives a phenomenal massage as well.

70 for hour, 50 for half. A 60-80 tip should do.

Appreciate the suggestion, gave it a shot. Went exactly as you suggested, no muss / fuss, no negotiation needed and she just went for it besides a simple comment telling her I would give her adequate compensation (didn't even take door cash at beginning, which surprised me).

The actual massage was super hard / deep if that's what you're into, backwalking included.

Pow was bubbly / giggly (even if put on, I am not there to pyscho-analyze) and a general pleasant experience.

Exactly how you mentioned, maybe late 40's, early 50's? Not shy about showing off, just don't be a dick presumably.

Will likely repeat, curious if others have similar offerings at the same place. She wasn't unattractive, just not a huge bolt-on guy, but maybe the personality + general ok'ness of her appearance is better than other.

This is what I'm looking for in Oakland County-ish area, but have been unsuccessful so far.

[Smashing1979]

After Hanna left I saw Elli. I haven't been back since Elli left because nothing looked worthwhile. How does Lisa compare to Hanna or Elli?

Do you know where Hanna left to? Any other local AMP? She was my favorite.

There is a "new" Hanna there. Younger and kinda cute.

[JAsian]

I have realized at least on the east side the AMP's have hit a new low. The ladies are not attractive at least the one I got, and she tried to massage me like I was a loaf of sourdough bread. I will say the tease and HJ at the end wasn't the worst, but it wasn't great either. For the review I wish I got her name, but all I wanted to do is just head home after all of that crap. I should have just waited for Lisa to get back in town.

After Hanna left I saw Elli. I haven't been back since Elli left because nothing looked worthwhile. How does Lisa compare to Hanna or Elli?

[SamPerkins420]

Are there any area AMPs with providers under 40? M1 used to have occasional younger woman but not in years. I'm just not interested in 50+ grannies, even if they look younger.

[Vajuxo]

Was in the area, Lake and Lafayette and pulled in for an appointment.

Vacant when I arrived, several visitors during the course of my visit.

I received a fairly decent massage and was greeted with a friendly handshake near departure.

I don't know if anything else was available.

Masked provider, I would guess early forties, seemed attractive to me.

Plenty of indication that I would leave happy during the rub down.

OTC available during the completion, I inquired if more was available.

The provider giggled, but didn't comment or respond affirmatively.

Door fee ($60, for the hour) plus the usual tip, two Jacksons.

I know this place gets reported on in the A2 forum, but's I am eastside, and I have found my way there at least twice.

Stopped by mid afternoon.

$70 for an hour this time, $40 tip.

Masked provider, 35 to 50 I guess.

Pretty standard OTC jeans and hearty handshake on exit.

I asked for a hard massage and though it felt good at the time, I think I will need medical attention, she beat the crap out of me.

[DA9988]

I have realized at least on the east side the AMP's have hit a new low. The ladies are not attractive at least the one I got, and she tried to massage me like I was a loaf of sourdough bread. I will say the tease and HJ at the end wasn't the worst, but it wasn't great either. For the review I wish I got her name, but all I wanted to do is just head home after all of that crap. I should have just waited for Lisa to get back in town.

[JimBob725]

When why'all call to book the one in Ferndale do you call the Google # or is there a different one?

[BarryUrschaft]

I recommend ACU on 7 mile and Telegraph. I think it's called QSJ now. Ladies are old like late 50's or 60's but not ugly. Petite. Allow roaming, great tease always and a great handy. And a decent massage. 80 for the hour and 40 - 60 tip. I always give 60.

Barry.

Gentleman,
Who provides the best tease experience in the area nowadays? To be clear, I mean tease with a HE. Not interested in teasing only without a HE.