Massage Parlor Reports

[PoonTangJohnny]

This thread could use a little humor. This happened sometime back in June after 1 of my visits at 7 Spa.

THIS REALLY HAPPENED, and is not embellished in any way. It's probably 1 of the funniest (in retrospect), craziest, and most embarrassing situations that's ever happened to me; and it's AMP 7 Spa related. This happened back in June. And all I can say is "THANK GOD," that I'm not married, and this didn't happen with my SO, or some lady I'm dating.

So here it goes: I'm in the back room at 7 Spa (the one on the left), and I'm with Sophia that night. We were going at each other hot and heavy for quite awhile. And in the heat of the moment, I decided I wanted to finish without a cover on.

So I took the condom off, and from sitting on the chair in the corner, I tried to throw that flimsy wet piece of rubber towards the trash can. It's an impossible shot, considering it's a lightweight rolled out wet sticky condom (try throwing 1 and you'll know what I mean). LOL.

So anyway, I throw it, and it lands about a foot shy of the trash can and lands directly on top of 1 of my Reef flip flop sandals. I remember distinctly thinking to myself, how funny that was and that I would just pick it up AFTER we finished.

So in the heat of the next 5 or 10 minutes it took for us to finish with our fun, I had completely forgotten about it. The room was pretty dark, so after we cleaned up and as I was getting dressed, I didn't see or even remember that condom SNAFU situation. So I literally stepped into my flip flops and the condom was sandwiched in between my foot and evidently dried and stuck there during my drive home.

So I make the drive back home up to the NC, parked my truck and was about to go into my place. But instead, since it was still early (around 9 pm) I decided to stop by my neighbors who's a really good friend because I needed to talk to him and catch up on something we had planned for the next morning. So I knocked on his door, and he ends up inviting me in for a beer. I happily accept and walk into his entry and removed my flip flops, because I'm a "please remove your slippers" Aloha kind of guy. We walk up the stairs to the living area, I sit down and he fills me a glass of some really good European beer he had on tap.

So we're in the living room talking enjoying our tasty beers. And then maybe about 5-10 minutes later, we hear his girlfriend walking up the stairs. When she got almost to the top, she stopped a couple of steps below the last step and bent over and exclaimed loudly: WHY IS THERE A CONDOM SITTING HERE ON THE STAIRS? And I responded with something like "Are you kidding me? And she said something along the lines like "Why would I joke about something like THAT!" LOL < Great point! LOL.

And then, that's when that OMFG moment of clarity / shock, finally hit me! "HOLY $hit! That's MY condom! LOL The 1 from my 7 Spa Biden moment! LOL.

I swear to God, I felt terrified in that surreal moment as I got up and walked over to the stairway to examine what she was bending over looking at. And sure enough, that fucking condom that had stuck to the bottom of my foot, came off as I was walking up their stairs, settling on that very last step.

So as we're both bending over looking at it, I said something like "Holy $hit! Where did THAT come from? LOL Definitely, 1 of the more "AWKWARD" moments in my life! My buddy was just laughing shaking his head and said something like where the hell have you been? I made up some BS story that I had stopped along the PCH and was watching the surf at Ponto's. And maybe I possibly stepped on 1 in the parking lot.

This was one of those situations, that you just had to be there, to fully appreciate the gravity of this Pulp Fiction type moment.

The first couple of times I've been to their place following that crazy situation, they jokingly yelled at me to "CHECK YOUR FEET!" LOL.

Could you even begin to imagine, if this had happened to 1 of you married guys here or someone in a committed long term relationship? And the $hit Storm that would follow trying to come up with a logical explanation under intense inquiry / fury?

Moral to this story: Always be prepared, for any / all type of Pulp Fiction moments, that may occur when we're preoccupied having fun, thinking with that OTHER head.

Be safe and have a blessed Sunday, gentlemen!

[TJ Dog]

You spa has or had a few providers that just offer straight up bare. I don't have the latest intel here as I try to avoid grannies but if you want a for sure bare experience there are grannies in Mission Valley and Carlsbad that just straight up advertise BBFS for like 180.

Best bare deal if you don't mind sticking it in a granny.

I've experienced the infamous F&C in Westminister a couple of times and always looking for similar locally. I've been to You. Seemed like they were a lot younger than the granny types. Specifically interested in LG since I have frequent business there. As I noted, my granny experience in LG has been almost exclusively HE. Just want to make sure I'm not missing anything.

[HiroSlammer7]

When I first saw her I was blown away. One of the prettiest girl I've seen at an AMP, She really looks like a Chinese actress. Sugar is very hot and attractive with her nice curves. She had a very pleasant manner and a lovely smile. Started with the massage, she got in deep on some spots where it felt tender. Tickled her legs a bit while I was laying down, didn't mind and giggled. Sustained small talk throughout.

After getting her great massage and a lot of testing I turned over and I had a mad boner turned around and signaled for FS; she smiled then undressed to reveal a nice body and big tits. She got on her knees, licked my balls with holding my shaft upward, and proceeded to suck and fondle my shaft and head. Didn't need to give any instruction to her. She did amazing things and really knew the path where her tongue has to move next. It made circle, moved back and forth or sometimes poked! So damn good. I ran my hands through her gorgeous long black hair while she was giving me a passionate and heavenly great CBJ. I had to slow her down she was so good. Her tits were so soft, she was moaning while I kissed her neck and she relaxed on my body. Then she knelt on the table. Face down ass up was tremendous, spread looked good so I dove in real quick. Sexy trampstamp on her lower back. Pumped for a few minutes, felt like nuting. We then went to Mish and she made great noises. Got real close to her sucked her tits and licked her neck which she loved. Went to CG afterwards. Then finished in doggy. We had nice kisses after I popped. She was kind and friendly while I was getting dressed and I got good hug on leaving. Super good session overall, I wish I could see her every day, but, then I would be broke.

Interesting, the Sugar I saw was unattractive and chubby. Walked in and immediately walked out!

[Msog1]

Was feeling horny and wanted to see Emily again but she was gone. Yumi rubbed my cock and asked if I wanted to try a new girl. Got to spend some time with Lisa. She is about 5'4 130 and speaks a little English and said she is a natural 36 E. She has a little Chinese cat tattoo on her wrist and fish tattoo on her upper thigh. Light skinned with not too much make up or perfume which is always nice. Didn't notice any facial surgery. She was born with a nice nose. Didn't have any panties under her blue dress and had a Bush. She likes DFK and is very willing. Took my hand to touch her breasts and wanted to be touched all over and wanted daty. Sucked bare for a long time. Got me covered and enjoyed everything until popped in bag. She said she would be here maybe until 10/2. Happy and friendly from start to finish. Always seems to be something new. Saw new girl Summer who was in a white dress on the way out.

[JumboSD]

It's been a while since last visited Amy, eagerly went to see her this morning.

She greeted me with a hot welcome back kiss, took me to the inside room, got undressed and lay down. After a short massage, her dress dropped to reveal a pair of cute tits because she knew what I wanted. Amy started me off with DFK, nipple sucking and usual cat bath, it was erotic, sensual and felt so good. Followed with warm water tricked, BBBJ, yummy 69 then applied a cover and climbed on top, rode me in CG, switched to Mish, finally exploded inside her pussy in the K9. We cuddled for a bit before pulling my happy dick out. Amy helped to clean me up with a hot towel, some relaxing head massage before got dressed, tip $.5 and on the way out.

Amy was very enthusiastic, great body, excellent performance, as always.

[DeckerSras]

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Emma if you make a fake user to review yourself again I will edit the posts so they say you have AIDS.

A2

[BlueSkyBlue]

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[SanDiegoNbr1]

Respectfully, this seems to be nonsense. Dropped a new review in the FS Spas in SD thread. Enjoy.

YiYi in Greece.

She isn't shy about a couple fingers. Let me get a tip in for fun but opted for the CIM.

Another post confirms a trip to Greece if you read the entire chain.

I'd say yeah.

This is from a monger who isn't f09999,so it seems to be up for debate. These ladies don't like being known for anal for sure. Will close down the backdoor real quick.

[CuriousJo8]

Damn, Emily lasted only one day. Also, Eva is going on her break.

So this weekend will be Yiyi and Yumi.

There are new girls Lisa, Summer, and Snow.

Lisa is the big boob, voluptuous type, so if you want a lady with a charming and pleasant personality, a Bush, and big, natural tits, Lisa is your girl. Summer is attractive, sports a white dress.

Cheers.

Regrettably, Emily's already gone. Lady time.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Due to high demand, she no longer providing greek, but said with right amount she will open up.

Women;.

They pierce their Ears, Nose, Tongue, Naval, Nipples, and Clitorus.

They get Breast Enhancement Surgery & Butt Enhancement Surgery.

They get Botox Injections & Lip-Filler Injections.

They give birth to babies & Hot Wax their Pussy Pubes.

But try to stick a Dick in their Ass, and suddenly it hurts too much!?

[Waylay]

Came by to try Amy with the red dress and little mole and tattoo on her shoulder but she was gone. Maybe she got her period or something. There was a new girl named Emily. Also Yumi, Eva, YiYi and Lisa where there. Emily was available so spent some time with her. At first I was tempted to try Yumi again but this new girl was really pretty. She sort of looked similar in looks to Moon from the Library. It seemed she had a little pouch but when the clothes came off she was great. She is about 5'3 105. Her best feature are her tits. Perky type pointing upwards with nice sized Areola. Almost pinkish with a small nipple. She cleaned me up. LFK. BBJ. She has a Bush. DATY ok. The best part was sex. She likes it. Flexible. Got in nice and deep. She seems shy at first. Didn't take long to get her to sqeeel, "soo biii. You number one crazy man. " Nice massage too. Would repeat. Where does Mimi find all this great talent? Thanks.

Regrettably, Emily's already gone. Lady time.

[Waylay]

Due to high demand, she no longer providing greek, but said with right amount she will open up.

Respectfully, this seems to be nonsense. Dropped a new review in the FS Spas in SD thread. Enjoy.

[Msog1]

Came by to try Amy with the red dress and little mole and tattoo on her shoulder but she was gone. Maybe she got her period or something. There was a new girl named Emily. Also Yumi, Eva, YiYi and Lisa where there. Emily was available so spent some time with her. At first I was tempted to try Yumi again but this new girl was really pretty. She sort of looked similar in looks to Moon from the Library. It seemed she had a little pouch but when the clothes came off she was great. She is about 5'3 105. Her best feature are her tits. Perky type pointing upwards with nice sized Areola. Almost pinkish with a small nipple. She cleaned me up. LFK. BBJ. She has a Bush. DATY ok. The best part was sex. She likes it. Flexible. Got in nice and deep. She seems shy at first. Didn't take long to get her to sqeeel, "soo biii. You number one crazy man. " Nice massage too. Would repeat. Where does Mimi find all this great talent? Thanks.

[FO9999]

There are multiple post even a dm stating its on her menu. Yet its also stated not a chance. Ill pass on it anyways because I don't like wasting anyone time.

Due to high demand, she no longer providing greek, but said with right amount she will open up.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I personally think the reason why there's a lot of reviews for seven Spa and 108 is simply the consistency of talent.

I have thoroughly enjoyed myself at both seven Spa and 108 many times over the last year and a half when I'm down in San Diego so the simple answer is these are places worthy of writing about.

I've had a lot of less than memorable experiences at other places that I do not write about.

Not because they're horrible but they're just so so either older girls and / or not the most stellar of performances for the price of paid.

I have personally not visited unique foot spa (UFS) so I cannot speak to the talent there but there are many reviews written on here that speaks highly of the girls in the service there's certainly a lot of other spas that are also mentioned on this website so you should read more than one page on this site. Given the length and number of reviews of the reviews go back 20 or 30 pages to get a better picture.

My experience in the San Jose area is this place is absolutely amazing and every time I go down there I'm left with the enjoyable experience that I cannot say I have the same situation up here.

Right now San Diego it is an amazing place, it's always had a good amount of rub and tug massage spas but places like 108 ocean and seven spa really deliver A higher level of service. There's also diamond spa over in Hillcrest which has had the same girls at 108 So I would personally not be worried to go over there either.

Bottom line there's a lot of well-deserved reviews for 108 and seven Spa but at the same time there is a lot of options also discussed here, unfortunately there's a lot of totally crap reviews on rubmaps that the trolls are using to degrade the reputation of a business. It's sad they even closely copy the names of legitimate users and post outrageously fake reviews. So you need to just go out and try a place.

As always your mileage will vary depending on the day / mood of the provider as well as your personal chemistry but just get out and try something.

Chances are you'll have a good time.

Wow, I am visiting SD which I'm originally from and the forum totally turned into 108 and 7 spa.