EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Pupsnu]

Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.

I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.

[Walker333]

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

There are None, sorry.

[Gitty]

Does this place offer extras? I've heard conflicting reports. Feel free to PM.

[InstantMagic]

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

[DMichaels69]

The only thing I see mentioned on the fb page is facials, skin care and weight lose and the posts were from 2015. At least from that it does not look like they offer massage services. So nothing about it screams EMP to me.

Plenty of action over many, many years. The Euros are a suspicious lot. The minute you pretend to know who they are, they get paranoid. I've made a habit to simply call services and ask who is available that day. If it's a name I want to hear, I'll accept the appointment. If it's somebody who I don't want to see, I feign needing a different day or time.

I'm personally wondering about this this older EMP page on FB. Was this anything noteworthy? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068181984790.

[Dr Manhattan]

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

Plenty of action over many, many years. The Euros are a suspicious lot. The minute you pretend to know who they are, they get paranoid. I've made a habit to simply call services and ask who is available that day. If it's a name I want to hear, I'll accept the appointment. If it's somebody who I don't want to see, I feign needing a different day or time.

I'm personally wondering about this this older EMP page on FB. Was this anything noteworthy? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100068181984790.

[ManTooth]

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

Anyone been here recently?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...530473213.html

Prior reports of Olga, Irina and Natalia almost two years ago are somewhat mixed.

[Chorizo1]

I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Another one Anna at GH. 60 hh, 140 FS.

How would you compare the two on looks, personality and massage?

[LeinenFun]

She charged me 75 for half hour door fee. Additional 50 for L1. Additional 90 for naked and touching. FIV allowed.

Another one Anna at GH. 60 hh, 140 FS.

[LeinenFun]

Have seen her twice within the last 2 months. Exactly as you described. Same exact rate. Fun time.

She charged me 75 for half hour door fee. Additional 50 for L1. Additional 90 for naked and touching. FIV allowed.

[PeteMusk]

Hey, since the old euro places seem to be a thing of the past, why is no one on this forum reviewing ir trying the new euro talent that is popping up all over Rubmd. They post L1 but as it used to be it was always YMMV for L2 or L3. Several ads in burbs. They are euro but operate in hotels. I'm ready to sample. Could be the new flock finally traveling.

This area is for EMP's, some of which are, or were licensed, to actually provide massage. This I think confuses new mongers to this forum and we get the hotel ones thrown in here on occasion, it should not be a recurring thing however.

One is skilled and maybe lives locally.

The other is just here for a short term, probably has a handler, is a provider only.

Legit providers also shouldn't be lumped in here either, especially in the age of many real providers getting propositioned ala Deshaun Watson. Nothing worse I am sure if you are just trying to run a real business than have that occur. (Legit in the sense they do real massage and nothing more. Not taken in the context of "oh she's Legit good bro level 2-3".

[Dr Manhattan]

Hey, since the old euro places seem to be a thing of the past, why is no one on this forum reviewing ir trying the new euro talent that is popping up all over Rubmd. They post L1 but as it used to be it was always YMMV for L2 or L3. Several ads in burbs. They are euro but operate in hotels. I'm ready to sample. Could be the new flock finally traveling.

There's a good thread already in play for those hotel massage ads:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...nd-Freelancers

It was always nice to have one devoted entirely to the EMPs. In their finest form, EMPs add an air of kink and exhibitionism when operating out of a medical building or salon. They offer real table massages as well. What I've tried of the hotel services, the girls are hot, but the "body rub" is an over glorified lap dance with perfunctory HJ. A lot of EMPs patrons aren't FS guys, so there's that too.

[Member #6286]

Hey, since the old euro places seem to be a thing of the past, why is no one on this forum reviewing ir trying the new euro talent that is popping up all over Rubmd. They post L1 but as it used to be it was always YMMV for L2 or L3. Several ads in burbs. They are euro but operate in hotels. I'm ready to sample. Could be the new flock finally traveling.

[Jesus Collins]

I agree completely with Zeuss. Pics are from another era but a quality experience overall. Personable, mature, and professional. More of a light Swedish technique. I left with some real spring in my step.

I haven't been to Golden Hands since it's two previous locations in Schaumburg. It was an absolute blast a decade ago. I'd visit the above office before testing the waters at GH again.

I wouldn't even bother. I was told Diana was available (she had been gone from there for over a year) and I got someone older, un attractive, and 50 lbs overweight. Never again.

And the set up is absurd. In a basement, underneath a pre-school.