Massage Parlor Reports

[ShuperShtar]

First,

Hell yeah.

Second,

Not to beat this into the ground, but there has been some conversation in the last few pages of areas that are full of nosy neighbors and amateur photographers. Someone pointed out a few general areas, but are there particular spots / locations that people tend to scope out? I think if there's a place with some old lady with binoculars taking pictures and posting on social media, a heads up would be cool if anyone's got anything.

The mount prospect spots are in strip malls, with ample parking. Sounds like the nosey neighbors are all in Chinatown as those spots frequently have you parking in folks neighborhood.

[SawBoy1740]

Not an AMP but you'll get a standing shower with a nude Daisy who'll suck your cock before she dries you off.

And a good massage. And a good covered fuck. Do doggy! And another shower. And a closing massage with a BBBJ if you're well mannered.

And she's young and pretty and her apartment is nice.

Go try it!

Have a link to this gem?

[GoHomeSmiling]

First,

mouth prospect

Hell yeah.

Second,

Not to beat this into the ground, but there has been some conversation in the last few pages of areas that are full of nosy neighbors and amateur photographers. Someone pointed out a few general areas, but are there particular spots / locations that people tend to scope out? I think if there's a place with some old lady with binoculars taking pictures and posting on social media, a heads up would be cool if anyone's got anything.

[CapeGuy7776]

Not an AMP but you'll get a standing shower with a nude Daisy who'll suck your cock before she dries you off.

And a good massage. And a good covered fuck. Do doggy! And another shower. And a closing massage with a BBBJ if you're well mannered.

And she's young and pretty and her apartment is nice.

Go try it!

I appreciate the recommendation. How far away from ohare is she? And is there any contact info for her so I can give her a heads up?

[ShuperShtar]

In town next Friday for a wedding. Staying until Sunday. Looking for the best AMP near north side since I will be staying in a hotel around that area. Where I come from is very dry, so I'm looking to experience the best Chicago has to offer. Thanks in advance for any advice.

Sunny day spa.

MT Spa.

Exercise Spa.

Hot Koreans in mouth prospect near the airport.

[GeorgeMax]

In town next Friday for a wedding. Staying until Sunday. Looking for the best AMP near north side since I will be staying in a hotel around that area. Where I come from is very dry, so I'm looking to experience the best Chicago has to offer. Thanks in advance for any advice.

Not an AMP but you'll get a standing shower with a nude Daisy who'll suck your cock before she dries you off.

And a good massage. And a good covered fuck. Do doggy! And another shower. And a closing massage with a BBBJ if you're well mannered.

And she's young and pretty and her apartment is nice.

Go try it!

[CapeGuy7776]

In town next weekend. Looking for the best AMP in the downtown area since that's where my hotel will be.

[CapeGuy7776]

In town next Friday for a wedding. Staying until Sunday. Looking for the best AMP near north side since I will be staying in a hotel around that area. Where I come from is very dry, so I'm looking to experience the best Chicago has to offer. Thanks in advance for any advice.

[Poogee]

To elaborate, I meant she just gives decent service, but her best assets are her looks.

Looks: 8.

Service: 6.

I'd like to try. Could you PM details. I usually just rotate around Napervl.

[TJGeek]

Since the changes in AMP in South Bend I'm looking to options in Chicagoland. I'm in NWI. CLM is high on my list. One of the posts identifies CLM as chicagolandbodyrub.

Is this correct? Either way, another post says there is a jacuzzi or hot tub. What is the location of this CLM with hot tub?

PM is good. I appreciate any guidance. Thank you.

Yes, CLM is ChicagoLandMassage and ChicagoLandBodyRubs which is this site https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/.

One of the 2 downtown locations has a hot tub (Western & Grand) but need to check with booker about availability.

I was a fan of this group years ago but over time the pictures became less accurate and pricing is hard to predict after the door fee. Be sure to do your research on this forum and TER so you get what you want.

The only one I can recommend is Laura, a tall thin Euro blond with oral and CFS but sometimes she goes through the motions.

[JakeGoodfella]

Nyra, I'll stay posted. Although your last sentence was a bit confusing; "She is decent service but very easy on the eyes. ".

To elaborate, I meant she just gives decent service, but her best assets are her looks.

Looks: 8.

Service: 6.

[MwmChicago]

Dana's the worst!

Her: You ok?

Me: No, I'm not fucking ok. Stop asking me every 10 damn seconds if I'm ok!

I guess the solution is to just have her suck your dick, but even that is toothy and not worth the price of admission.

Whenever I see she is on the roster, I wait patiently till the next one up. For you guys in DG, I hope Nyra rotates down there for you soon. She is decent service but very easy on the eyes.

Nyra, I'll stay posted. Although your last sentence was a bit confusing; "She is decent service but very easy on the eyes. ".

[MwmChicago]

I still don't know how you all got into this place. Booker won't even answer when I call.

Try texting instead. I've never called.

[MushroomGod]

Dana's the worst!

Her: You ok?

Me: No, I'm not fucking ok. Stop asking me every 10 damn seconds if I'm ok!

I guess the solution is to just have her suck your dick, but even that is toothy and not worth the price of admission.

Whenever I see she is on the roster, I wait patiently till the next one up. For you guys in DG, I hope Nyra rotates down there for you soon. She is decent service but very easy on the eyes.

I still don't know how you all got into this place. Booker won't even answer when I call.

[JakeGoodfella]

She's long gone and I saw her once upon her recent return and I swear it was a different girl and not nearly as fun. Went and saw Dana yesterday and FFS, she asks "You OK" like every 15 seconds. I was there f0 or the full 30 and she couldn't get me off. First time in my 2 dozen visits to this apt.

Dana's the worst!

Her: You ok?

Me: No, I'm not fucking ok. Stop asking me every 10 damn seconds if I'm ok!

I guess the solution is to just have her suck your dick, but even that is toothy and not worth the price of admission.

Whenever I see she is on the roster, I wait patiently till the next one up. For you guys in DG, I hope Nyra rotates down there for you soon. She is decent service but very easy on the eyes.