Massage Parlor Reports

[CamCamMan]

Ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I don't have RM unfortunately and people haven't really been too specific on here other than that she's "perfect".

I have seen her once and talked to her both times I was in there. Both times it was YuYu. She is VERY sexy. I'm not great at judging the size of titties but they seem to be a solid C cup. Her ass has a nice roundish shape to it while Emma has a tiny ass IMNSHO. She did a nice tittie rub all over my naked backside before the flip. Her pussy is snuggish but not super tight. Nice flat tummy and in really good shape. She was a lot of fun and very accommodating. Hope that helps. Oh, first time ever I had a provider take my pants and underwear off for me. Nice effect.

[Cwasalt3]

I bet Aussie can answer your questions. I haven't been there since I live in the east side but seeing the last review in RM about her makes it worth the drive. Reviews say 18-25 D cup anal bbbjtcws cfs, here's the review from today from RM about yo-yo seems like yo-yo is worth the trip.

"I texted Yo-Yo and set up a 2 hour massage. She has been very accommodating in being available at the time we set up. I walked in and she was wearing a sexy shirt that showed off her amazing D cups as well as a short skirt with no panties. She grabbed me and started kissing me like a girlfriend who has not seen her man for months. She then took my hand and led me to the room and told me to Get Comfortable and relax. She left the room and came back shortly. She started with one of her amazing massages with tons of oil. Medium pressure and teasing here and there keeping me excited to what was coming next. While she was at my head I slid my hands up her skirt and started rubbing her tight little pussy. As she started to get wet I pushed my middle finger inside of her as she was massaging my neck. I then started to finger her with one finger as her juices started flowing, I inserted two fingers and finger fucked her as she moaned and her pussy was dripping wet. I did this for a few minutes then she moved away and told me to taste her cum off my fingers which I was more than happy to do.

She then took off her clothes revealing the most rocking body I have ever seen at an AMP. She oiled herself up and put even more oil on me. Then she climbed onto my back and started doing a body to body rubbing her tits all over my neck, back, ass, and legs. Then she sat on my neck and rubbed her pussy all over my body. All the time doing this she would lean over and DFK me very passionately. She started to massage my prostate and then spread my cheeks and starting tonguing my ass. She was eating my ass and licking my balls as I arched up. She then asked if I was ready. I told her YES! She left and got a bunch of hot towels and started cleaning each other up from all the oil everywhere.

Then she told me to flip and she starting giving a BBBJ licking and sucking my rock hard cock. She paid attention to the boys and as I lifted my hips she would continue to lick my ass as well. She then moved so we could do some 69. I was licking her sweet pussy and ass. She was so dripping wet I used her juices to massage her ass. I slid my finger inside her ass as I continued to eat her sweet kitty. I pushed my finger in deeper and then all the way in. As her ass tighten around my finger I would just hold it there allowing her to Get Comfortable. She started to relax more and more as I started finger fucking her ass. She then told me it's my turn to cum. She flipped over on her back and I continued to lick her pussy. My face was buried in that dripping wet pussy as Yo-Yo moaned and grabbed my head and pushed my face harder into her pussy as she began to thrust her hips as she came all over my face. I came up and we started deep kissing as I sucked on her incredible tits.

She then asked me if I wanted to fuck her ass. She slipped the cover over my hard cock. She bent over the massage table and grabbed my cock as slowly pushed it into her ass. I slowly pushed it in until she got comfortable. Then I started to pound her ass harder and harder. The sight of seeing my cock slide in and out of Yo-Yo's ass must be the 8th wonder if the world. Yo-Yo started to moan louder and louder. She was switching from rubbing her pussy and my balls as my cock was sliding in and out of her tight ass. She then laid on her side and I continued to fuck her ass as she started to light screams telling me to fuck her ass harder. I fucked her ass for about 15 minutes and she then told me to lay down I will get on top of you. I laid down and she climbed on top for some CG. See her tits bounce up and down as she fucked me hard was incredible. I was so ready to cum when she said I want you to cum in my mouth. She got off and removed the cover and started sucking my cock again with a fever to have me shoot my load in her mouth. She sucked my cock like that as she massaged my prostrate and then she slid her finger into my ass and sucked me even harder. I then shot my load into her mouth as she sucked every drop of cum from my cock ensuring I was completely drained swallowing every drop. She then came up and we cuddled and kissed passionately again for awhile at the same time playing and stoking my cock slowly making sure it remained semi hard.

She then told me that we need a shower. We went to the shower and we cleaned each other up as we kissed the entire time. Getting out of the shower she dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock again. We then dried off and went back to the room. She told me to lay back down and she massaged my head, arms, and legs. Then Yo-Yo climbed back onto the table and we cuddled and talked till it was time to leave.

Mongers yes, I know the tip is high, but I have no issues paying for a young smoking hot lady who is willing to accommodate what I want. If you can get Yo-Yo to agree to the same level of service that I got for less, my hats off to you. I am not interested in $140 FS from a 50+ grandma. I want a smoking hot body young Asian who will create an incredible sexual experience. I have no issues paying for that experience and if you have the extra funds it's well worth the money spent.

Jesus christ I hope that's real hahah. How much was the damage?

[Seattleik]

Ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I don't have RM unfortunately and people haven't really been too specific on here other than that she's "perfect".

I bet Aussie can answer your questions. I haven't been there since I live in the east side but seeing the last review in RM about her makes it worth the drive. Reviews say 18-25 D cup anal bbbjtcws cfs, here's the review from today from RM about yo-yo seems like yo-yo is worth the trip.

"I texted Yo-Yo and set up a 2 hour massage. She has been very accommodating in being available at the time we set up. I walked in and she was wearing a sexy shirt that showed off her amazing D cups as well as a short skirt with no panties. She grabbed me and started kissing me like a girlfriend who has not seen her man for months. She then took my hand and led me to the room and told me to Get Comfortable and relax. She left the room and came back shortly. She started with one of her amazing massages with tons of oil. Medium pressure and teasing here and there keeping me excited to what was coming next. While she was at my head I slid my hands up her skirt and started rubbing her tight little pussy. As she started to get wet I pushed my middle finger inside of her as she was massaging my neck. I then started to finger her with one finger as her juices started flowing, I inserted two fingers and finger fucked her as she moaned and her pussy was dripping wet. I did this for a few minutes then she moved away and told me to taste her cum off my fingers which I was more than happy to do.

She then took off her clothes revealing the most rocking body I have ever seen at an AMP. She oiled herself up and put even more oil on me. Then she climbed onto my back and started doing a body to body rubbing her tits all over my neck, back, ass, and legs. Then she sat on my neck and rubbed her pussy all over my body. All the time doing this she would lean over and DFK me very passionately. She started to massage my prostate and then spread my cheeks and starting tonguing my ass. She was eating my ass and licking my balls as I arched up. She then asked if I was ready. I told her YES! She left and got a bunch of hot towels and started cleaning each other up from all the oil everywhere.

Then she told me to flip and she starting giving a BBBJ licking and sucking my rock hard cock. She paid attention to the boys and as I lifted my hips she would continue to lick my ass as well. She then moved so we could do some 69. I was licking her sweet pussy and ass. She was so dripping wet I used her juices to massage her ass. I slid my finger inside her ass as I continued to eat her sweet kitty. I pushed my finger in deeper and then all the way in. As her ass tighten around my finger I would just hold it there allowing her to Get Comfortable. She started to relax more and more as I started finger fucking her ass. She then told me it's my turn to cum. She flipped over on her back and I continued to lick her pussy. My face was buried in that dripping wet pussy as Yo-Yo moaned and grabbed my head and pushed my face harder into her pussy as she began to thrust her hips as she came all over my face. I came up and we started deep kissing as I sucked on her incredible tits.

She then asked me if I wanted to fuck her ass. She slipped the cover over my hard cock. She bent over the massage table and grabbed my cock as slowly pushed it into her ass. I slowly pushed it in until she got comfortable. Then I started to pound her ass harder and harder. The sight of seeing my cock slide in and out of Yo-Yo's ass must be the 8th wonder if the world. Yo-Yo started to moan louder and louder. She was switching from rubbing her pussy and my balls as my cock was sliding in and out of her tight ass. She then laid on her side and I continued to fuck her ass as she started to light screams telling me to fuck her ass harder. I fucked her ass for about 15 minutes and she then told me to lay down I will get on top of you. I laid down and she climbed on top for some CG. See her tits bounce up and down as she fucked me hard was incredible. I was so ready to cum when she said I want you to cum in my mouth. She got off and removed the cover and started sucking my cock again with a fever to have me shoot my load in her mouth. She sucked my cock like that as she massaged my prostrate and then she slid her finger into my ass and sucked me even harder. I then shot my load into her mouth as she sucked every drop of cum from my cock ensuring I was completely drained swallowing every drop. She then came up and we cuddled and kissed passionately again for awhile at the same time playing and stoking my cock slowly making sure it remained semi hard.

She then told me that we need a shower. We went to the shower and we cleaned each other up as we kissed the entire time. Getting out of the shower she dropped to her knees and started sucking my cock again. We then dried off and went back to the room. She told me to lay back down and she massaged my head, arms, and legs. Then Yo-Yo climbed back onto the table and we cuddled and talked till it was time to leave.

Mongers yes, I know the tip is high, but I have no issues paying for a young smoking hot lady who is willing to accommodate what I want. If you can get Yo-Yo to agree to the same level of service that I got for less, my hats off to you. I am not interested in $140 FS from a 50+ grandma. I want a smoking hot body young Asian who will create an incredible sexual experience. I have no issues paying for that experience and if you have the extra funds it's well worth the money spent.

[Cwasalt3]

I was introduced to her as yo-yo but the spelling could be yuyu.

Ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I don't have RM unfortunately and people haven't really been too specific on here other than that she's "perfect".

[AreYouDone]

Can anyone tell me if it's yoyo or yuyu? I've seen it both ways going a ways back. When I call and ask when I make an appointment I want to make sure I say it right.

I was introduced to her as yo-yo but the spelling could be yuyu.

[Cwasalt3]

First off Aussie is right on about her massage technique, it was a sold 30 if not 45 min massage and then light teasing. I'm a super awkward person and she seemed kinda down but she was super sweet. At the end I met yoyo, and I am not going to lie I kinda wish I would of saw her. But honestly the massage was worth it and I feel so much better.

Can anyone tell me if it's yoyo or yuyu? I've seen it both ways going a ways back. When I call and ask when I make an appointment I want to make sure I say it right.

[Cwasalt3]

Can anyone describe her stats? I've looked through and haven't got a good picture as far as ass / tits size and shape, how tight she is etc. I know multiple mongers have seen her feel free to reply if you have. I'm aware of Emma's body type but not Yuyu so this is greatly appreciated.

[DapperDan253]

You are right. Her menu options are more expensive. . 80 for HJ only is too much for me when everyone else is at. 40. So, we have house fee of. 60 add $. 20 for no clothes and we are at $. 80 for HJ only. Ok, if the client goes to a FS shop and goes $$ all in the client gets way more bang for the buck. Pun intended, LOL! She could be great and all, but is priced outside of my range. I truly wish her the best. Also, I thank you for your report.

$60 for the house and $80 will get you a HJ with possible tittie play. If you want her to get naked, expect to pay $120 or more. It's HJ only, but like every provider, depending on how much she likes you, how big your wallet is, or how many times you visit her -- things may eventually open up. I haven't gotten more than a HJ.

And let me add this.

I used to live in Seattle, and found a provider I really liked at Yansan Massage in the International District (before they were shut down in 2019). Her name was "Toto." I found her incredibly hot, and the best I could ever do with her after multiple visits was a CBJ. Totally unrelated to my AMP desires, I went to a weight loss clinic, and dropped about 60 lbs. Something miraculous happened. I was immediately offered FS by her. I then proceeded to bang her almost weekly for 2 years until she left -- at the rate of $160 all in!

So, for people that say looks and physical condition don't affect things -- they are lying. YMMV not simply about dollars, but is also dependent on your fitness level, looks, grooming, confidence level, and oral hygiene. In my opinion, mongers should spend money on a personal trainer, or a weight loss clinic if they want to up their game (if needed).

[GoldMinerLxv]

$60 for the house and $80 will get you a HJ with possible tittie play. If you want her to get naked, expect to pay $120 or more. It's HJ only, but like every provider, depending on how much she likes you, how big your wallet is, or how many times you visit her -- things may eventually open up. I haven't gotten more than a HJ.

Yikes. IMO you're paying way too much if that's all you get for an 80 buck tip. In Oly there are places I frequent where $40 gets you a HJ, nice UTC titty play, OTC kitty play, and even a fairly good massage. The women are generally older, auntie types, and not beauty queens, but that doesn't bother me at all.

And I go to one place in particular where I get a fantastic massage & on the flip she raises her top & bra & plants her tit on / in my mouth. And not long after that I pull her yoga pants / panties down to mid-thigh (that's her limit) so I can have a small DATY appetizer. She REALLY enjoys my tongue & goes crazy when I suck miss kitty, so much so that she even spreads her legs apart as best she can to give better access, all this while she's doing a nice, 2-handed slow-stroke.

And the best thing is that I get all this for a $60 tip that she is very happy with. Also, it took several visits to get where I am today. She's a little overweight & easily in her upper 50's. Unfortunately, she won't go all the way & provide FS.

Finally, it took a lot of searching (& time) to find this woman, so at this point, I'm not ready to broadcast her name out there for public consumption. In fact, I made an appointment yesterday to her this weekend. Hope you guys understand.

[AussieFury]

Dude thank you so much I'm thinking about going to pine after reading more into it. A little nervous, is it okay to leave if I don't like the lineup? I just don't want to get stuck with someone I'm not into.

Yes, totally ok. I am probably 5 x more likely to leave any given AMP than to stay. The managers watch the security feeds, so they know when guys don't stay it's time to bring in a different girl.

[V Twelve Mpg]

At most AMPs, the standard house fee is $60/40 for an hour / half hour respectively, though some shops are pushing $70/$50 now.

Beyond that, ranges for "secondary" services vary. 40 for an HJ is pretty standard. There are multiple ways to abbreviate that, including: House +40, or 60+40, or even just +40.

But if you want to express the total amount you paid including the house fee and any extras, you'd simply say "all in. ".

So 200 all in is usually what I say, and that means it will cover the house fee and extra charge for FS at a FS.

Happy hobbying!

Awesome, thank you so much for the reply! I brought it up in my reply to Steel's comment, but I'd be happy to hear any input you might have. Any tips for calming the nerves, especially first time? Would suck to not enjoy it because of a pit in your stomach the whole time.

[V Twelve Mpg]

$60 for the house and $80 will get you a HJ with possible tittie play. If you want her to get naked, expect to pay $120 or more. It's HJ only, but like every provider, depending on how much she likes you, how big your wallet is, or how many times you visit her -- things may eventually open up. I haven't gotten more than a HJ.

And let me add this.

I used to live in Seattle, and found a provider I really liked at Yansan Massage in the International District (before they were shut down in 2019). Her name was "Toto." I found her incredibly hot, and the best I could ever do with her after multiple visits was a CBJ. Totally unrelated to my AMP desires, I went to a weight loss clinic, and dropped about 60 lbs. Something miraculous happened. I was immediately offered FS by her. I then proceeded to bang her almost weekly for 2 years until she left -- at the rate of $160 all in!

So, for people that say looks and physical condition don't affect things -- they are lying. YMMV not simply about dollars, but is also dependent on your fitness level, looks, grooming, confidence level, and oral hygiene. In my opinion, mongers should spend money on a personal trainer, or a weight loss clinic if they want to up their game (if needed).

Thanks for the reply! I totally get what you're saying. Hopefully I should be okay though, I was a D1 athlete and while I'm not nearly as fit now, I like to think I'm still in pretty good shape. I'm not sure what triggered this but for the past few months my interest as definitely been grabbed by the idea of going to an AMP. With no girlfriend, I figure this is as good a time as any. Any tips for calming the nerves? I know I want to go but I'm definitely feeling a little unsettled, even just mentally preparing myself LOL.

[AreYouDone]

First off Aussie is right on about her massage technique, it was a sold 30 if not 45 min massage and then light teasing. I'm a super awkward person and she seemed kinda down but she was super sweet. At the end I met yoyo, and I am not going to lie I kinda wish I would of saw her. But honestly the massage was worth it and I feel so much better.

[AreYouDone]

At most AMPs, the standard house fee is $60/40 for an hour / half hour respectively, though some shops are pushing $70/$50 now.

Beyond that, ranges for "secondary" services vary. 40 for an HJ is pretty standard. There are multiple ways to abbreviate that, including: House +40, or 60+40, or even just +40.

But if you want to express the total amount you paid including the house fee and any extras, you'd simply say "all in. ".

So 200 all in is usually what I say, and that means it will cover the house fee and extra charge for FS at a FS.

Happy hobbying!

Dude thank you so much I'm thinking about going to pine after reading more into it. A little nervous, is it okay to leave if I don't like the lineup? I just don't want to get stuck with someone I'm not into.

[Court1408]

Lily greeted me. Taller borderline auntie lady with minimal English. Nice massage. CBJ was good. FS was mechanical.

Won't repeat.