Massage Parlor Reports

[Terpie]

According to the Facebook group I am in, they are no longer at the place in Arbutus everyone was complaining about.

Arbutus had a place? Where was it?

[Barraquda22]

As Charlie Chan would gave said: "Explain Please".

Moral of the story is; learn to fucking type and check your shit before hitting post and passing out on the sofa for long enough that you can't go back and edit haha.

BQ22.

[BMoreDog69]

If you ever get caught and need the politically correct version, just use "toes up".

My work faves are the "Ten-Dee-One-Tee" error. Spell is out and PEBKAC.

Where's the beef? Really?! We can do better, Clara.

Yes, us old guys use our old catch phrases the youngsters may not understand. I got a strange look when I used "Where's the beef?" recently. You can look that one up if you do not understand it. I was helping a friend with his old computer. Not knowing his 39 year old daughter was behind him, he said, "So, you are saying it is tits up." She gave me a strange look. I said, "When you die which way do they point when they bury you? All she said was "DAD" before she stormed off. I could see the young guys not getting either of those if they were used here. One is old and not used much anymore. The other is not politically correct anymore, but was fairly common when I was young.

[SyntorX]

Old Style, you ARE old. Bet 90% fellas here don't Know who / what he is, much less "Explain Please". LOL.

Yes, us old guys use our old catch phrases the youngsters may not understand. I got a strange look when I used "Where's the beef?" recently. You can look that one up if you do not understand it. I was helping a friend with his old computer. Not knowing his 39 year old daughter was behind him, he said, "So, you are saying it is tits up." She gave me a strange look. I said, "When you die which way do they point when they bury you? All she said was "DAD" before she stormed off. I could see the young guys not getting either of those if they were used here. One is old and not used much anymore. The other is not politically correct anymore, but was fairly common when I was young.

[MoonMonger]

As Charlie Chan would gave said: "Explain Please".

Old Style, you ARE old. Bet 90% fellas here don't Know who / what he is, much less "Explain Please". LOL.

[Cartwright]

As Charlie Chan would gave said: "Explain Please".

Not that I had to ever contribute on this thread but.

[Mr Old Style]

Nkt that I jad to ever contribute on this thread but...,

Bye Felicia.

BQ22.

As Charlie Chan would gave said: "Explain Please".

[MoonMonger]

Just saying guys if you plan to go. For god sake make an appointment call first. Tina does a great job and is there by herself, answering phone the door, scheduling. She is so busy walkins are impossible and she will send you away. Also if your the guy being treated you would not want five interruptions at the door and relentless phone calls. About how much, when do you close, how many providers are there, do you have a TS. This is a straight a head place great massage and get all your time.

10-9. Tina is 52, easy on the eyes tho, 5', nice B+, small C, always wears pants, over the clothes roaming allowed, under? You have to be a regular, no table showers, good massage, you got full hr. Whether you get HE? YMMV. Def not on first visit. Owner has another establishment but she mumbles some name in Chinese. No clue what / where. Parking in rear. There you have it. Don't need to call & inquire. Let the brother on the table enjoy.

[Barraquda22]

Fuck you and everyone else here. You will never see a post from me here ever again dumbfucks. You all were no help anyway. Good Bye!

Nkt that I jad to ever contribute on this thread but...,

Bye Felicia.

BQ22.

[Member #6126]

Just saying guys if you plan to go. For god sake make an appointment call first. Tina does a great job and is there by herself, answering phone the door, scheduling. She is so busy walkins are impossible and she will send you away. Also if your the guy being treated you would not want five interruptions at the door and relentless phone calls. About how much, when do you close, how many providers are there, do you have a TS. This is a straight a head place great massage and get all your time.

[Mr Old Style]

Please, be true to your word. We'll love you the more for it.

BMoreDog69 and others: Great Responses! Wish USSG had a "Like" button!

[BMoreDog69]

Please, be true to your word. We'll love you the more for it.

Fuck you and everyone else here. You will never see a post from me here ever again dumbfucks. You all were no help anyway. Good Bye!

[BMoreDog69]

Wow! That was some thread. You tried.

The irony of this is that you would have the answer you were looking for literally right now if you had read the thread that I directed you to. But rather than do that, you instead decided to respond like this.

As a result, the only possible response to this pointless diatribe would be that you might want to look inward and think for just a moment before telling other people they "obviously can't read" - especially when not one but now two people have suggested the same thing to you.

All I can say is good luck, man.

[ElCapitano1]

Went today, drew Eva. Cute face, strong athletic body. Nice rack. 60 house for the hour. Lots of teasing & attn before flip. BBJ after flip. 80 Tip. Then a nice relaxing leg massage after playing. Out at 55 min, so close to the full hour. Would repeat. She was cute & fun w decent English.

I do agree. She has a pretty face. I made the mistake of going at closing time, she was a bit sweaty and tired, and I was probably the last of the day (never again). Upselling was a big turn-off, I stood firm on a Ben F for a full plate, she complies but more money next time honey she quickly said. Half hour bit rush probably 20 min, I will return for an earlier appointment.

[Kris106]

Thanks bro!!

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