Massage Parlor Reports

[KrangleVerse]

Was up north for work and tried out a place on University in Blaine. Older lady, not fat but not super attractive. Probably 5/10. Looked like there were a couple other ladies there of similar age / looks. Very little teasing and open door with curtain had me concerned, but door was closed and things went normal after the flip. Standard L1 for 4. Probably won't repeat since it's so far away for me, but for those on the north side needing a standard release, it may be a good pick.

[Gatrfn]

How is this board doing? I go on vacation to Amsterdam for couple weeks and come back to the same old sob stories.

Anyhow, lots of women on mn erotica, ter that you can have a great time with for $50 more then you're paying grandma.

There are few hotties in Elko BTW resort massage and tanning. Kind of far but if you like movies or speedway there's plenty to do before or after. Otherwise go to Amsterdam if you can. Salute!

PM sent regarding Elko / Resort. I'd be grateful if you'd consider a response after reading.

[LakesPursuit]

Anyone partake? Seems Russian? Appreciate the info before plunging.

I'm pretty sure the ads and pics (middle aged woman and maybe even her daughter as the other provider?) are purely bait. Saw the middle aged woman and was told to drape. I straight up asked halfway through if I could go undraped and was told no. Would be hot if there is more available as the location is so great and such a nice change in scenery.

[LakesPursuit]

Hi all, new to the forum but wanted to give to start. Going to briefly cover my successes without typing out full names of the locations but giving enough for you to figure it out. I'm always looking for new adventure because variety is the spice of life, so if you feel inclined to PM me with some tips I would appreciate it.

"RS" Massage (Adjacent to Cliff Road):

Used to go by a different name that started with a J but not sure why the change. Everything is the same. Call ahead to make sure you can get a slot, walk down the stairs and its a fairly large and nice space. At most two very mediocre looking Asian women working, middle aged, truly not much to look at. But, the rooms are very nice. Always go undraped from the start and not much needed other than the usual signs to get to the flip and that nice pillow under your head while she finishes you off. Standard price to me and standard service.

Health Massage of "L" (Adjacent to Southcross Drive).

Again call ahead, not sure if the space is really operating to full capacity. I think I've only gone here on the rare weekend day I have free and seemed like the door might be locked up until your visit. Great space, clean, but again very mediocre in looks and age. Super friendly and bubbly though. I believe there are multiple providers here but I'm not sure how to get different selection since I think the same mamasan answers the phone each time. She is really enthusiastic about the back walking but I could take it or leave it. Straight forward process as well, go undraped, enjoy the pressure, flip and get that finish. Typical market price and tip.

"B" (Off of Chicago in City Proper).

PM me for this info if you don't figure it out although she advertises on multiple pages. 30 something with a pretty damn solid body and man mades (not my thing but they suit her and seem well done). Asian but completely independent and born and raised around here. Space is in a completely professional area so you have to be discreet and not a weirdo. Great conversation especially if you can form a connection. Undraped and probably the most solid massage, she has really worked out knots on my back and will focus on your legs too if you just direct and ask. Typically starts off clothed and dims lights on the flip. I've gotten all her layers off and I would say she is a solid 7 out of 10 which in my opinion is high for the industry. Pretty gorgeous pussy and my sessions now include 69 position for the view. Nothing beyond typical handsy finish but I've been able to text her for lingerie and outfit requests. Higher priced but in line with the more intimate service and space.

"E" (North Minneapolis Industrial).

Same thing, PM me. Certified CMT who said she worked out of a legit spa before (or continues to do so) and I believe it. Mixed race and again a 7 out of 10. MILF. Similar good conversation and chemistry if you can just be chill. Nothing beyond handsy. Spectacular body when compared to mamasans via the cheaper routes. I believe I've read donation has increased significantly so might not align with the market at all. Location seems shady but once inside I've found it to be super cozy.

That's sort of a summary of my latest or usual rotation but as I said, I get off on the variety and especially looking for a solid more AMP experience that is easier to setup or walk in to.

[LastsLonger]

I don't belong to this, but I get e-mails apparently. Shows she is always on there, but cannot find her anywhere else.

https://www.massageexchange.com/prof...e=Y&UID=373024

Anyone seen or know how to contact?

Listed as AASHealing Touch in the bio

[FlyBoy5263]

Do the massage providers on that site belong in this forum?

Madeline / Kendra usually works out of an apartment in Bloomington but came to my hotel for 3 hours.

I put 4 loads bbfscip in her for $700. Was a lot of fun and especially when she asked for each one.

How do I find her. It sounds like a perfect reason to come to the cities for a day. Does she run to the bathroom to rinse them out right away or is she sweeet and keep cuddling afterwards and it slowly drips down her legs like a champ?

[AppleCracker09]

I recommended it earlier, but if you are considering a destination for a weekend of fun and are interested in the AMP scene, I can't recommend San Diego highly enough. Well, if FS AMPs are your thing. An amazing scene out there and the folks on the SD section of this forum are very helpful if you do your part in researching / reading posts before reaching out.

I couldn't agree more about San Diego. I was there earlier this year. I did lots of research before going and made a list of places I wanted to visit while there and it was very tough to cut it down to 2 places. The 2 places I went I was greeted by a girl and she was beautiful, and the provider was beautiful as well and the service was too notch!

I'm going to Buffalo, NY next month and that area is worse than the Twin Cities. Nothing for miles and miles! I'm there for a week and might have to make an extended drive to find a place.

[Part Time Guy]

Most cities. Phoenix, Denver, Miami / Orlando / any major FL city, Vegas, HJs are $50-70 now. If you only have a 30 min session at a jack shack, sure, $40 will do the trick, or if you're a regular.

It's worth trying but I've consistently had them flat out refuse where years ago hardball tactics worked more. There's 1/3 if not 1/6 the # of AMPs in the Twin Cities where you can get extras now and the ones that are left are not great.

I can't recall the last time I was delighted by how attractive a provider was at an AMP in this area. I recall some incredibly hot Thai women SE of the cities, the Wellness and SpaNut ladies, and at least 7-10 other places with enough rotation that you'd find gems pretty regularly. There were also the Kinesthesia and W Lake St options that cost more but were with very attractive and fun white / black / latina / other mixes, not to mention regular gems on Craigslist, Backpage, Citypages.

It's like walking around the Skyway downtown. Empty spots dotted with occasional rundown places and maybe some financial services or chain stores.

You're honestly better off finding a cheap flight to Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, LA-Sac, even Philly and going nuts for a weekend.

I recommended it earlier, but if you are considering a destination for a weekend of fun and are interested in the AMP scene, I can't recommend San Diego highly enough. Well, if FS AMPs are your thing. An amazing scene out there and the folks on the SD section of this forum are very helpful if you do your part in researching / reading posts before reaching out.

[MassErrection]

How is this board doing? I go on vacation to Amsterdam for couple weeks and come back to the same old sob stories.

Anyhow, lots of women on mn erotica, ter that you can have a great time with for $50 more then you're paying grandma.

There are few hotties in Elko BTW resort massage and tanning. Kind of far but if you like movies or speedway there's plenty to do before or after. Otherwise go to Amsterdam if you can. Salute!

[MrBreeder2]

Do the massage providers on that site belong in this forum?

Madeline / Kendra usually works out of an apartment in Bloomington but came to my hotel for 3 hours.

I put 4 loads bbfscip in her for $700. Was a lot of fun and especially when she asked for each one.

[Member #6100]

Most cities. Phoenix, Denver, Miami / Orlando / any major FL city, Vegas, HJs are $50-70 now. If you only have a 30 min session at a jack shack, sure, $40 will do the trick, or if you're a regular.

It's worth trying but I've consistently had them flat out refuse where years ago hardball tactics worked more. There's 1/3 if not 1/6 the # of AMPs in the Twin Cities where you can get extras now and the ones that are left are not great.

I can't recall the last time I was delighted by how attractive a provider was at an AMP in this area. I recall some incredibly hot Thai women SE of the cities, the Wellness and SpaNut ladies, and at least 7-10 other places with enough rotation that you'd find gems pretty regularly. There were also the Kinesthesia and W Lake St options that cost more but were with very attractive and fun white / black / latina / other mixes, not to mention regular gems on Craigslist, Backpage, Citypages.

It's like walking around the Skyway downtown. Empty spots dotted with occasional rundown places and maybe some financial services or chain stores.

You're honestly better off finding a cheap flight to Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, LA-Sac, even Philly and going nuts for a weekend.

100% Very well said. It's been over five years since I saw an AMP lady that excited me.

[WiseTraveler]

It could be a case of supply and demand. The supply of L1 services in the Cities has diminished greatly.

Most cities. Phoenix, Denver, Miami / Orlando / any major FL city, Vegas, HJs are $50-70 now. If you only have a 30 min session at a jack shack, sure, $40 will do the trick, or if you're a regular.

It's worth trying but I've consistently had them flat out refuse where years ago hardball tactics worked more. There's 1/3 if not 1/6 the # of AMPs in the Twin Cities where you can get extras now and the ones that are left are not great.

I can't recall the last time I was delighted by how attractive a provider was at an AMP in this area. I recall some incredibly hot Thai women SE of the cities, the Wellness and SpaNut ladies, and at least 7-10 other places with enough rotation that you'd find gems pretty regularly. There were also the Kinesthesia and W Lake St options that cost more but were with very attractive and fun white / black / latina / other mixes, not to mention regular gems on Craigslist, Backpage, Citypages.

It's like walking around the Skyway downtown. Empty spots dotted with occasional rundown places and maybe some financial services or chain stores.

You're honestly better off finding a cheap flight to Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, LA-Sac, even Philly and going nuts for a weekend.

[Booger2020]

I haven't visited an AMP in probably six years. The ones that I had been to were mostly frustrating. Can somebody recommend a good one?

[Gentler]

Hey is there a resource on the site that explains some of the shorthand used on here? I don't know what an L1 is lmao.

So L1 is handjob.

L2 is DATY? BJ?

L3 is full service?

[Gentler]

Has anybody seen Lisa in Uptown?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3105947

If so, are the 80/150 rates the starting point with upcharges, or all-inclusive like Jenn?

If I recall, a tip was expected. Somehow the chemistry with her did not click for me. YMMV. She got the job done but I was not motivated to return.