Massage Parlor Reports

**MassErrection** · 09-05-22 14:36

How is this board doing? I go on vacation to Amsterdam for couple weeks and come back to the same old sob stories.

Anyhow, lots of women on mn erotica, ter that you can have a great time with for $50 more then you're paying grandma.

There are few hotties in Elko BTW resort massage and tanning. Kind of far but if you like movies or speedway there's plenty to do before or after. Otherwise go to Amsterdam if you can. Salute!

**MrBreeder2** · 09-04-22 22:36

Do the massage providers on that site belong in this forum?

Madeline / Kendra usually works out of an apartment in Bloomington but came to my hotel for 3 hours.

I put 4 loads bbfscip in her for $700. Was a lot of fun and especially when she asked for each one.

**Member #6100** · 09-04-22 22:13

Originally Posted by WiseTraveler [View Original Post]

Most cities. Phoenix, Denver, Miami / Orlando / any major FL city, Vegas, HJs are $50-70 now. If you only have a 30 min session at a jack shack, sure, $40 will do the trick, or if you're a regular.

It's worth trying but I've consistently had them flat out refuse where years ago hardball tactics worked more. There's 1/3 if not 1/6 the # of AMPs in the Twin Cities where you can get extras now and the ones that are left are not great.

I can't recall the last time I was delighted by how attractive a provider was at an AMP in this area. I recall some incredibly hot Thai women SE of the cities, the Wellness and SpaNut ladies, and at least 7-10 other places with enough rotation that you'd find gems pretty regularly. There were also the Kinesthesia and W Lake St options that cost more but were with very attractive and fun white / black / latina / other mixes, not to mention regular gems on Craigslist, Backpage, Citypages.

It's like walking around the Skyway downtown. Empty spots dotted with occasional rundown places and maybe some financial services or chain stores.

You're honestly better off finding a cheap flight to Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, LA-Sac, even Philly and going nuts for a weekend.

100% Very well said. It's been over five years since I saw an AMP lady that excited me.

**WiseTraveler** · 09-04-22 16:56

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

It could be a case of supply and demand. The supply of L1 services in the Cities has diminished greatly.

Most cities. Phoenix, Denver, Miami / Orlando / any major FL city, Vegas, HJs are $50-70 now. If you only have a 30 min session at a jack shack, sure, $40 will do the trick, or if you're a regular.

It's worth trying but I've consistently had them flat out refuse where years ago hardball tactics worked more. There's 1/3 if not 1/6 the # of AMPs in the Twin Cities where you can get extras now and the ones that are left are not great.

I can't recall the last time I was delighted by how attractive a provider was at an AMP in this area. I recall some incredibly hot Thai women SE of the cities, the Wellness and SpaNut ladies, and at least 7-10 other places with enough rotation that you'd find gems pretty regularly. There were also the Kinesthesia and W Lake St options that cost more but were with very attractive and fun white / black / latina / other mixes, not to mention regular gems on Craigslist, Backpage, Citypages.

It's like walking around the Skyway downtown. Empty spots dotted with occasional rundown places and maybe some financial services or chain stores.

You're honestly better off finding a cheap flight to Denver, Phoenix, Orlando, LA-Sac, even Philly and going nuts for a weekend.

**Booger2020** · 09-04-22 15:13

I haven't visited an AMP in probably six years. The ones that I had been to were mostly frustrating. Can somebody recommend a good one?

**Gentler** · 09-03-22 22:08

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Hey is there a resource on the site that explains some of the shorthand used on here? I don't know what an L1 is lmao.

So L1 is handjob.

L2 is DATY? BJ?

L3 is full service?

**Gentler** · 09-03-22 22:07

Originally Posted by Nhybgt [View Original Post]

Has anybody seen Lisa in Uptown?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3105947

If so, are the 80/150 rates the starting point with upcharges, or all-inclusive like Jenn?

If I recall, a tip was expected. Somehow the chemistry with her did not click for me. YMMV. She got the job done but I was not motivated to return.

**Member #6100** · 09-03-22 12:47

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

I'm here to tell you ALL. Stop tipping these ladies $50 for a HE. Stop it. My usual spots (all posted here) are now all asking $50 minimum. I walked about on all 3. Absolutely no way. They're saying "our people pay when come".

The higher you news raise this price and continue to do so the higher everything goes.

It could be a case of supply and demand. The supply of L1 services in the Cities has diminished greatly.

**Nhybgt** · 09-03-22 10:14

Has anybody seen Lisa in Uptown?

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3105947

If so, are the 80/150 rates the starting point with upcharges, or all-inclusive like Jenn?

**HazyDavy** · 09-03-22 09:49

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Hey is there a resource on the site that explains some of the shorthand used on here? I don't know what an L1 is lmao.

Right above the post on the tool bar, if you have the tool bar displayed, It will say abbreviations, or TER has has something similar.

**MNJack** · 09-03-22 09:35

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Hey is there a resource on the site that explains some of the shorthand used on here? I don't know what an L1 is lmao.

If it's not in the abbreviation section, look here:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/

**Poogs** · 09-02-22 22:14

Hey is there a resource on the site that explains some of the shorthand used on here? I don't know what an L1 is lmao.

**CoorsLight007** · 09-02-22 21:25

Prefer younger under 40 massage 'therapists'. Thanks for any recommendations.

**OnlyMe1234** · 09-02-22 20:32

Originally Posted by ElloMuppet [View Original Post]

Any info on this provider, thinking about seeing her.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6513337074#.

She either changed her name and number or is using the same photos another lady used. I contacted her but never actually saw her. Back then her name was Amber and the number ended with 4855. Mixed reviews back then but none were great, doesn't sound like much happens but some have claimed to have some success if she really likes you.