Massage Parlor Reports

**CoorsLight007** · 09-02-22 21:25

Prefer younger under 40 massage 'therapists'. Thanks for any recommendations.

**OnlyMe1234** · 09-02-22 20:32

Originally Posted by ElloMuppet [View Original Post]

Any info on this provider, thinking about seeing her.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6513337074#.

She either changed her name and number or is using the same photos another lady used. I contacted her but never actually saw her. Back then her name was Amber and the number ended with 4855. Mixed reviews back then but none were great, doesn't sound like much happens but some have claimed to have some success if she really likes you.

**MNJack** · 09-02-22 17:54

Originally Posted by ElloMuppet [View Original Post]

Any info on this provider, thinking about seeing her.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6513337074#.

Been there done that. Nothing more than an OK massage.

**ChrisNoit2** · 09-02-22 17:29

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

A few weeks ago I had an AMP lady demand 70 for L1. And she clearly felt that is the right amount.

Yes some places like relax oasis think $70 is the normal because idiots actually pay it.

**Member #6100** · 09-02-22 17:24

Originally Posted by ChrisNoit2 [View Original Post]

I'm here to tell you ALL. Stop tipping these ladies $50 for a HE. Stop it. My usual spots (all posted here) are now all asking $50 minimum. I walked about on all 3. Absolutely no way. They're saying "our people pay when come".

The higher you news raise this price and continue to do so the higher everything goes.

A few weeks ago I had an AMP lady demand 70 for L1. And she clearly felt that is the right amount.

**ElloMuppet** · 09-02-22 16:15

Any info on this provider, thinking about seeing her.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6513337074#.

**ChrisNoit2** · 09-02-22 15:14

I'm here to tell you ALL. Stop tipping these ladies $50 for a HE. Stop it. My usual spots (all posted here) are now all asking $50 minimum. I walked about on all 3. Absolutely no way. They're saying "our people pay when come".

The higher you news raise this price and continue to do so the higher everything goes.

**BurtForPres** · 09-02-22 10:31

It's called Comfort Massage on Google, but signage says Oriental Touch at the studio. Really weirdly out of place joint in the middle of a suburban, low key business park type place. I generally dig the grungy strip mall vibe that other places have. Easy indicator of fun to happen. That vibe is not quite here. Seems too straight laced, and indeed it was.

Lady was def 50's, but made attempts to hide it. Massage was pretty good, but no teasing at all. She let me take the towel off while on back, but no to doing it on the flip. No chance of anything happening here it seems.

It's really weird though, the numbers associated with the joint have some old BP ads for FS. The website also screams HE at minimum. Ah well, just avoid guys. Nothing happening here.

**Ridley1991** · 09-01-22 20:14

Just ok massage. L1 with just a look and nod. Complained about $4 tip after.

**Dream44** · 08-31-22 19:05

Originally Posted by WiseTraveler [View Original Post]

If it's the one on Lyndale with the full mirror-like door, it's always been a sure thing for me (others have struck out) but I've yet to hear about any attractive providers or incredible service. It's an airport Taco John. Might do the trick but not memorable in a good way and overpriced.

If it's the one across from CVS near Willie McCoy's that's a more traditional legit spa (if it's even still in business).

I believe it is called Pearl. Pretty much guaranteed L1. Reminds me of Trudys. Older Chinese women but gets the job done if your desperate. Linda has been there for years.

**WiseTraveler** · 08-31-22 12:53

Originally Posted by Lucifer22 [View Original Post]

Any been to Ocean massage? In Bloomington.

If it's the one on Lyndale with the full mirror-like door, it's always been a sure thing for me (others have struck out) but I've yet to hear about any attractive providers or incredible service. It's an airport Taco John. Might do the trick but not memorable in a good way and overpriced.

If it's the one across from CVS near Willie McCoy's that's a more traditional legit spa (if it's even still in business).

**WiseTraveler** · 08-31-22 12:50

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

No shade directed towards anyone. But that was probably my absolute worst experience ever. I get more than the avg based on reviews, some places don't provide I have been lucky enough to get.

This one was an absolute crapper. She appeared older, but wore a fuzzy mask and did my usual touch of a leg, and she stepped back and said sir. Your job is to enjoy massage. Uncovered, with light grazing, to totally covered flip and more grazing with the words. Boss fire me. No.

LOL, anyone have my experience or am I the one that got shorted LOL. I even fell asleep while getting the feet done that is how uninspired it was. Back to recommendations from those that have been around.

I think I was literally their first customer ever 3-4 years ago. Setup and lady there was just weird. I got a release but recall feeling general regret. No desire to repeat and little I've read since has changed my mind.

**LastsLonger** · 08-31-22 12:16

Originally Posted by Lucifer22 [View Original Post]

Any been to Ocean massage? In Bloomington.

Been a ling time but was always a success. The lady was larger.

**Lucifer22** · 08-31-22 08:09

Any been to Ocean massage? In Bloomington.

**LastsLonger** · 08-30-22 23:21

Originally Posted by Dream44 [View Original Post]

Been there twice. Same experience. From the look of the place and location, it screams HE. Unfortunately NOT. Super unfriendly and no teasing. Heard from someone that they got lucky, but not me.

I got the same report! Frustrating, only limited time during day to not get the juice! Tipped reflected the performee at nfe.