Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 09-06-22 09:13

Originally Posted by BennyRava [View Original Post]

Well if nothing else at least that has never been an issue for me going weeknights. The few times I've even heard others walking in I never had to come face to face with them or horror of horrors sit in a waiting room with another client.

Goldfinger would do much better if they allowed mongers in on that side door. There is a bell that rings inside and some tech pokes her head out. However, regardless of ingress issues, the egress should be always out that side door. It drops you into the middle of little Tehran and assuming there is no active suppression of enemy air defenses (SEAD) operation being conducted by the IDF (see operation mole cricket 19), you should be safe and not have to run into other mongers.

**PriscillaM** · 09-06-22 01:37

I have forsworn myself by going back to Goldfinger again and again. I have suffered a girl holding me in the flight pattern while she finishes off some baby boomer. I have had a girl leave with my rod touching the moon to attend a staff meeting. I have had a girl rip a fart that nearly stopped the electromagnetic effect. I have paid 150 to finger a fucken girl with a Bush that looked like Afghanistan on a map.

Well, this may have done it. I had an early morning visit to Goldfinger. By the way, this probably is the best time to go, the vibe is much more simpatico and the girls are using less ben gay on their forearms and rotator cuffs.

I get to see Angela. I pay for the hour.

She knows not to use much lotion and to devote attention to my crack for at least five minutes. She has towels ready so I can turn over at my own speed.

When I turn over she sits across from me and simply tugs on my dongle for at least 20 minutes. But this time, she had a challenge.

First off, the a / c there must be running on fucken renewables as it is hot in those rooms.

Second, I was not stressed out from a day at the vons fish counter, so I was not all wound up.

Third, I am kind of bored of her because she does not take off.

But, and this is going to be a major problem, about 5 minutes into the dick work, a monger walks in and the ringy dingy goes on. He is greeted by vanessa and she asks him if he wants half hour or hour and whether he wants a concentration in fixed income to balance out his exposure to international stock mutual funds. Well, this fucker pulls one of the most hideous acts since the mavs brought over wood, that mother fucken no defense tunnel vision shit, to work with luka.

He says, and I am quoting. I have to go pee pee. Vanessa, who could handle seal team six said. What? And the monger, now this is at 11 am mind you, when unless he just got up, must have relieved himself very recently, says again " I have make pee" - but for the fact that I would have had to walk on a tripod to rip this asshole's manhood off, I held back. I did not ask who gave the order. I said, this is the business we are in. But for real, can you say "can I use the restroom" or "is there a bathroom" - I mean use some moxy here.

Anyhow, it literally took all I had to nut until I could tell Angela was about to sweat a pint.

I am not going back.

But by the way, Angela is great with the mic.

**BennyRava** · 09-05-22 22:17

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

I avoid busy times because I find different places have different levels of discretion in how they handle customers encountering each other. I hate coming up on some other customer.

I still remember another customer who handled it so well. I silently appreciated it. It was at goldfinger, and I was being walked out to the lobby while he was waiting there. Bad move goldfinger . He stood up and faced the wall. As if to say "fine, if the parlor won't give us privacy and discretion, I'll give it to both of us. ".

Class move.

Well if nothing else at least that has never been an issue for me going weeknights. The few times I've even heard others walking in I never had to come face to face with them or horror of horrors sit in a waiting room with another client.

**Junk19** · 09-05-22 17:57

The prices were a bit ridiculous but I guess that's all of LA now but it wasn't so bad. Had Danielle. She is a little plump but good looking. Did not even pretend to massage CBJ and CFS for 150. While walking out saw this other girl who was hot. Need to figure out who that was for next time.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

This place is the worst kept secret on the westside. On the second floor of a strip mall with, inexplicably, an h salt fish and chips and a little Caesar's pizza. Some people use this address a post office drop box too.

Up on the second floor, on load bearing jointed floors are some of the fattest, meanest and as miserable as the shift change supervisor at Abu Ghreib prison massage girls you will ever find.

The system is easy to follow. You call first. You are let in by this security buzzer out of get smart. You pay for the half hour. There may be other options like 45 minutes or 48 hours, but those are as useless as the dosing size cap on Nyquil anyone who takes Nyquil out of that cup probably puts the seat down in the Goldfinger shitter.

You pay the 30 min and each room has a shower that has not been used since the advent of the wheel.

You lay down. A latina who averages 4000 calories a day with 400 grams of carbs in the mix comes in. She massages you for exactly the time it takes Kershaw to get another back injury, and then you fuck her. It is about as fun as watching Le bron go over the finer points of Milton's paradise lost..

**PriscillaM** · 09-05-22 11:53

Originally Posted by Murrican [View Original Post]

I avoid busy times because I find different places have different levels of discretion in how they handle customers encountering each other. I hate coming up on some other customer.

I still remember another customer who handled it so well. I silently appreciated it. It was at goldfinger, and I was being walked out to the lobby while he was waiting there. Bad move goldfinger . He stood up and faced the wall. As if to say "fine, if the parlor won't give us privacy and discretion, I'll give it to both of us. ".

Class move.

Always leave gomdfinger from the side door.

**DuncanSpur** · 09-05-22 11:30

Originally Posted by JustALil [View Original Post]

Hey, Thanks for the info. But where did you see the add or please give a little more info so I can find the place. You can also DM, if you want. Thanks.

Ouch! What was the name of the provider? I was told it was 140 for an hour.

**Murrican** · 09-05-22 10:08

I avoid busy times because I find different places have different levels of discretion in how they handle customers encountering each other. I hate coming up on some other customer.

I still remember another customer who handled it so well. I silently appreciated it. It was at goldfinger, and I was being walked out to the lobby while he was waiting there. Bad move goldfinger . He stood up and faced the wall. As if to say "fine, if the parlor won't give us privacy and discretion, I'll give it to both of us. ".

Class move.

Originally Posted by BennyRava [View Original Post]

I see posts saying the masseuse was in her 20's all the time, but everywhere I go they're 40-50. Am I doing things wrong in general?

I've tended to go places on weeknights. Should I wait until the weekend and go during the day?

If I try to think of things from a business perspective, I guess it makes the most sense to put the most attractive girls to work during the busiest times when they're most likely to be seen and generate repeat clients.

Part of the reason I went during "off-times" to begin with was to avoid getting girls who had been too busy with a lot of customers before me, but you'd think I'd eventually have lucked out with a younger girl working a weekday shift at least once by now.

**BennyRava** · 09-04-22 19:54

I see posts saying the masseuse was in her 20's all the time, but everywhere I go they're 40-50. Am I doing things wrong in general?

I've tended to go places on weeknights. Should I wait until the weekend and go during the day?

If I try to think of things from a business perspective, I guess it makes the most sense to put the most attractive girls to work during the busiest times when they're most likely to be seen and generate repeat clients.

Part of the reason I went during "off-times" to begin with was to avoid getting girls who had been too busy with a lot of customers before me, but you'd think I'd eventually have lucked out with a younger girl working a weekday shift at least once by now.

**JustALil** · 09-04-22 09:30

Hey, Thanks for the info. But where did you see the add or please give a little more info so I can find the place. You can also DM, if you want. Thanks.

Originally Posted by EvilEmpire [View Original Post]

Heard about this spot in Downey called Havana. Called up there and set up an appointment. I arrived and paid $80 for the hour. Was placed in a nice room, nothing too impressive but decent. Stripped down laid on the table. In walks in this sexy Latina with a big round booty, thin waist, and nice rack. Good hourglass figure. Before we start she asks if I had been there before. I said no and she quoted me her price. For an hour Nuru it was $200. That included touching her and a happy finish. Normally I'd say no to the price but she was a knockout so said "what the hell, why not! I made the right choice. She proceeds to give a very sensual Nuru massage. Rubbing her nude body across mine, caressing me with her tjts. Teasing me and rubbing the key spots of a man. No shyness whatsoever from her. I flip over and she gives a good HJ, stroking the sack and all. Finishing on her face. All in all was a great time. Pricey but worth it. She walks me out and on the way introduces me to the other girls. This place has got some good looking products. Will repeat again!

**AlDuvin** · 09-04-22 05:43

Will be visiting LA next week, staying near the Vermont square area and was hoping to find a good lmp or AMP to hit while I'm there. Looking for a decent massage and either HE or BBBJ, not interested in full service, any info would be appreciated!

**AlDuvin** · 09-04-22 05:39

Going to be visiting next week, staying near the Vermont square neighborhood and was hoping to find an lmp or AMP worth checking out. I was hoping for a decent massage and he or BBBJ but not interested in full service, any info would be greatly appreciated, thanks in advance!

**PriscillaM** · 09-03-22 10:42

Originally Posted by Ngbaoan123 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the top class review. Interested in trying out Vivienne. Just curious how do you decide how much to tip? I usually tip the same amount as house fee at AMP. Not sure how to price these expensive session but don't want to spend total of $700 just for a HJ.

No tip is required at the temple just some k.

**Ngbaoan123** · 09-03-22 06:52

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Here are my notes from temple of bliss, la staff:

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/queen-love-2/

Owns the joint. Apparently has a long term immune deficiency. Is nuts and take 50% of the action. Has a bad vibe on the level of Charles Manson in a recording studio.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/luxy-star/

Executive vice president of global initiatives. Has been here for 10 years. Getting a handjob from her is kind of like going to olive garden with your sister. You would go again just for the breadsticks. In her defense she does show you her fucken cooter. Most girls here will not show their growler.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishtar-mera/

Preternatural real tits. So sexy I would cut off both my hands if she promised to use them to finger herself. Is on some other level when it comes to reality. Totally dissociative during the handjob. Is looking to take over as the queen's consigliere. But great tits.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/mira/

I have no idea who this is. She needs to start an eating disorder to lose weight.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/shantara-2/

Does not appeal to me. Looks like someone needs to scrub her she looks dirty. Also, not even a clinically acceptable thigh gap.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/sara-swati/

Like 40 or something. Really good fake tits and will let you fuck them. But she is going to die soon. She does not belong at the temple, she belongs at sunrise assisted living.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/aura-sophia/

Sweaty fat middle eastern girl who must have a blood alcohol resting. 2 useless.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/scarlett-grace/

Have not seen her. Has some kind of Portuguese accent. Fuck that. Has hairy legs. Fuck that too.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bhumi-devi/

Horrifying. Stay away. Details available via PM.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/marie-stella/

Trying to figure out who this was. Is over 30 so probably not worth it.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ka-monique/

The ugliest girl at the temple that if have seen. Has like a stink to her. Gross.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/leela-suri/

Sexy. Rushes the program. Hates her job. Good service if you have a port of Los Angeles size backorder.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/angelica/

Saw her in person when I was getting services from someone else. Is as big as the entire staff of the view. Has horrible tattoos. Has guys rating her on maps of rub. Avoid.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/zoe-athena/

Extremely upsetting. Has marfan's syndrome so that is incredibly sexy. Is lit and high AF but in a benzo way and is not into it. But a looker for sure.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/bella-la-rosa/

Never seen her. Too fat. The nose ring makes her look like a bull.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ishwari-swan/

Have seen some reports of her porn activities and I scromited.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/crystal-leilani/

Is apparently a porn star. I saw a video of her talking about the industry. As amusing as watching the FBI director discuss laptops.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/radha-rose/

Chonky girl who should be cleaning houses.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/juliette/

I have not been able to see her. She is a jedi. She is a total sex pot, a degen type. Nice fat ass on a thin frame. I will report back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/isis-sara/

Looks crazy. Looks like the guy from soft white underbelly was like, no, you are too fucked up. I will not see her. No interest.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/vivienne/

Way way delusional about her sexiness. I will see her again because she gets pants less and has no problem edging me. If she does tattoo removal she is a jedi.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/kali-maya/

This is a handjob joint not a mother's group.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/rebekah-dakini/

May be non binary. Boring handjob. Like both of us almost fell asleep.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ali-jewel/

Good body even with the light pooch. But kind of like a bullet train. Far away and getting farther. Not a good experience.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/ajaya-flor/

We have a team working on this. Will report back.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/nikea-nikole/

More false advertising than a lead generation service. I thought she would be some burnt out white hippie who had her soul crushed when burning man was cancelled. In reality she is this dark shrimpy sort of girl. Does have a great body and great collar bone but needs some attitude adjustment abdn ball handling lessons.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/annaliese/

Has a juicy ass like a watermelon at Gelsons. I will try her again. She tried to upcharge me for grabbing that fucken ass.

https://templeofbliss.com/therapists/akasha/

Not impressive at all. Looks like a girl who works at an Avis car rental counter in Nashville.

I will do the rest later.

Thanks for the top class review. Interested in trying out Vivienne. Just curious how do you decide how much to tip? I usually tip the same amount as house fee at AMP. Not sure how to price these expensive session but don't want to spend total of $700 just for a HJ.

**TreasureHunter** · 09-02-22 23:34

Any info on Aromatherapy Spa in strip mall on Melrose, near Vine?

**Fatonius** · 09-02-22 21:22

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

That sound you will hear tomorrow around 10 am when Goldfinger reopens will be the sound of mongers racing to the remodeled shitter at Goldfinger. There has been some renovations and the place was closed this week.

Saw a sign and it appears it has re-opened with new management. Never been there but have driven by it 1000's of times.

Any recommendations who to see?