Massage Parlor Reports Only Seniors with more than 50 posts

[Asobou]

I stopped in to check it out. They have a nice set up. I must say though, jeezu h christ it was busy. If you see a few cars there, don't go in and disrupt the monger that's already there! And who in the hell parks away so as not to be seen going in, but your observed walking across the parking lot. If your embarrassed to go in don't. I'm just getting a massage.

I pulled up, no cars around. Went in, was told they were busy and it would be 10 min wait. Again where did the people come from? I wouldn't have went in and interrupted if I knew they were busy. I offered to come back but they never like to let anyone leave. " Only 10 min. Please wait. " After waiting in room for 20 minutes and another monger walking across the parking lot and entering, I was finally greeted by another girl who said it would be only a few more minutes. I should've left at the first and came back when they weren't so busy.

Oh well, onto the experience. With the set up as all "up front fee" I see this place getting popped pretty soon. Negotiating in the lobby isn't very discreet and this was my first time there. The table shower set up is great but my RA wasn't as nice. They could really do a great soapy massage there if the girl was into it. Sadly the girl I had wouldn't hop on with me and didn't even like me touching or trying to soap her up. "I already shower, get wet to many times" I was shot down. 😨 I've heard others have better experiences than me though.

Back to the room and service was mediocre at best. Massage terrible and covered everything. She kept her melons covered by her arms and no nibbling allowed there. The mood was killed and I couldn't pop covered. If I felt more like a wanted patron maybe I could've blown. I just didn't have a good vibe with her at all. Finished with a HJ.

I might try again and see if I can connect better and not be put on hold for so long next time. Like I said, it's a nice set up and could be great if connecting with the right RA.

I seen the freezer. But wasn't offered ice cream while I waited either. LOL.

[ZOGSlayer]

I swung into the Burlington place and I had a mixed reaction. It's not quite soapy massage, but more like Korean table shower. Lulu was pretty um. Playful and has all the soapy massage moves. Wasn't a massage but she was trying hard to get me.

I also sampled the thin one w / tats. Umm. For me she looks better than she performs. Kinda loose, def older, alot of plastic, and super slow with her mouth. It was cool at first but she wasn't talented enough to get me to finish. Which is odd b / c any of the girls at garden / east garden are usually pretty good about that.

I'm sure Lulu could've, but I was holding out for what I thought was going to be awesome.

In her defense I'm not small. But still. I'd think anyone who has that much experience would be able to "do your job" as the crowd chants. LOL.

Took the skinny one for a few positions, but instead of getting into it, I felt like I was slaying her and it was weird. She took it, but it's not quite my jam.

Maybe I'll wait a month to see what comes up after the "epic rotation".

And speaking of which. That's been the story at every dang place I stopped into this month. Medicore. And "come back have new girl tomorrow" and then ta-the. More mediocre.

Thank God for other States / Countries b / c this shit is really getting stupid. Same same but different bullshit in Vegas gets played out quick. I've been tempted to go full helicopter / airport in LA b / c honestly I'm bored AF with this place.

Just not Tijuana. Last time I was in TJ (3 months ago) those stupid towel monkies kept knocking on my hotel room door after 1 hour of being in there w / a girl looking for beer sales or other various stupid shit. Now that Hong Kong owns literally the entire street, they put a 1 hour timer on the girl from the minute she walks out the main dance hall, and they knock on your door looking for her, and it's buy a 100 $ something or she has to get out. Even though you paid for that room for the whole night. Pretty stupid.

Back to Vegas. I even tried the place more east of the strip. And again saw the giant whale I saw in garden there, and the same BS story, "ow tomorrow rotation, come back and see "new girl" Like yeah. More BS.

How's about tomorrow I go to LA and pay 1/4th the price for 3 x the talent and spend all day in the spa and give no F's. Stupid doo wacker. Then I go over to Hollywood and find some starving model / actress and pump away at her pooper just because HBO and TV production sucks. Yeah. F them and their commercials.

[Craise]

10-12 years ago I used to go to the foot spa on Arville and SM. It was $19 for 20 minutes or something with a HE at the end. Got to soak my feet in hot water, get a quick rub and out the door for. 6 in under 30 minutes. Any places like that stuff around? Sometimes I have very little time, don't feel like going through the process of getting a massage, etc. Thanks.

[LvJanGun]

They give you an actual dove icecream bar on your way out the door!!

Shit with this heat that might not be too bad!

[BonaFortuna]

They give you an actual dove icecream bar on your way out the door!!

OK. I thought I know all the terms, but I got to ask. What's an icecream??

[ScottWalkerUga]

She is way cool. What other spot gives a table shower body glide and an icecream. LOL. Curious if Naomi will resurface.

OK. I thought I know all the terms, but I got to ask. What's an icecream??

[Barry Maypole]

Had a good day with winnings so I thought I'd visit Victoria spa again as I heard of another new gal, or at least new to me. I Rang the bell and was greeted by someone and I asked for Summer. I was led back to the room and Summer arrived, looking quite nice, DD's, Black hair. Gave her the typical HF and agreed on a session for $$, which I guess will be the norm these days. A good time was had with numerous positions with a cover to completion in the Mish. Rarely, do I have a bad visit here, just a couple of times but that happens at all the places. Will return ASAP.

[KSpacey]

Not bagging on you but anything more than 80 for a BBJ is way over paying bro. The house fee should already cover the massage so you really should have gotten out of there for 160 and that's more than most would do. As long as you're happy when you leave I guess, but hate to see you go that much for minimal service.

Was in town for the week. Went to PW on a Monday afternoon.

70 for the house and negotiated massage and BBBJ for 170 to get to 240 in total damages.

Totally worth it.

I could tell she wasn't young, but very experienced and 100% MILF material with a rockin hard body in all the right places.

She was also very into the session herself which made for a really fun and relaxing time.

I was able to get a double-pop because of how it all played out. 30 minutes and I was gone and happy for the experience..

[BigPapaJohn022]

Was in town for the week. Went to PW on a Monday afternoon.

70 for the house and negotiated massage and BBBJ for 170 to get to 240 in total damages.

Totally worth it.

I could tell she wasn't young, but very experienced and 100% MILF material with a rockin hard body in all the right places.

She was also very into the session herself which made for a really fun and relaxing time.

I was able to get a double-pop because of how it all played out. 30 minutes and I was gone and happy for the experience.

The sights were perfect and incredible. Wish we had a place like this in my hometown. Then again, I'd probably go broke. Ha!!

Feel free to PM me for the details.

[ADwightSchrute]

This is definitely my new favorite spot. Today there was a new girl. As much as I like Lulu's service this new girl is next level. She is skinny with tattoos, short hair and can suck a golf ball through a straw. The best part of this place is the table shower. This alone is worth the money with what I would consider a Thai body glide, rimming and an extra special BBBJ before the main event. I got a tip in in the ts but cfs in the room. Slow, sensual BBBJ and I almost blew in her mouth before she put on the cover and mounted me cowgirl. Her body is incredible, her smile and groans are even better. The place is very private so the girls are not afraid to let you know when they are enjoying it. Can't wait to return. Lulu promised a threesome with full on uninhibited ecstasy. We will see. In the meantime I will probably go broke. This place is like nothing else.

Coming to town next week. I'll be dropping by and reporting back.

[Brooklyn805]

This is definitely my new favorite spot. Today there was a new girl. As much as I like Lulu's service this new girl is next level. She is skinny with tattoos, short hair and can suck a golf ball through a straw. The best part of this place is the table shower. This alone is worth the money with what I would consider a Thai body glide, rimming and an extra special BBBJ before the main event. I got a tip in in the ts but cfs in the room. Slow, sensual BBBJ and I almost blew in her mouth before she put on the cover and mounted me cowgirl. Her body is incredible, her smile and groans are even better. The place is very private so the girls are not afraid to let you know when they are enjoying it. Can't wait to return. Lulu promised a threesome with full on uninhibited ecstasy. We will see. In the meantime I will probably go broke. This place is like nothing else.

Unless that is not allowed for some reason. Thanks.

[SonyAbraham167]

This is definitely my new favorite spot. Today there was a new girl. As much as I like Lulu's service this new girl is next level. She is skinny with tattoos, short hair and can suck a golf ball through a straw. The best part of this place is the table shower. This alone is worth the money with what I would consider a Thai body glide, rimming and an extra special BBBJ before the main event. I got a tip in in the ts but cfs in the room. Slow, sensual BBBJ and I almost blew in her mouth before she put on the cover and mounted me cowgirl. Her body is incredible, her smile and groans are even better. The place is very private so the girls are not afraid to let you know when they are enjoying it. Can't wait to return. Lulu promised a threesome with full on uninhibited ecstasy. We will see. In the meantime I will probably go broke. This place is like nothing else.

Do you mind sharing the location / name of the spa? Heading to Vegas next week and want to try this palce. Thanks in advance.

[Recck]

Does anyone know of a Latina spa? Haven't seen a highly reviewed one yet, a little sketch about the Latina houses. I recently went to Lion Spa who stated I needed an appt; but don't have a phone # for them, appreciate it.

[IceCreamLicker]

This is definitely my new favorite spot. Today there was a new girl. As much as I like Lulu's service this new girl is next level. She is skinny with tattoos, short hair and can suck a golf ball through a straw. The best part of this place is the table shower. This alone is worth the money with what I would consider a Thai body glide, rimming and an extra special BBBJ before the main event. I got a tip in in the ts but cfs in the room. Slow, sensual BBBJ and I almost blew in her mouth before she put on the cover and mounted me cowgirl. Her body is incredible, her smile and groans are even better. The place is very private so the girls are not afraid to let you know when they are enjoying it. Can't wait to return. Lulu promised a threesome with full on uninhibited ecstasy. We will see. In the meantime I will probably go broke. This place is like nothing else.

[MrBungle702]

I'll make it short and sweet. Saw Lilly at Victoria spa. Had a great time playing with those DD's. Paid the house fee and then negotiated $$ for BBBJ and finished with CFS.

Is this next to PW?