Massage Parlor Reports

**Anon2854** · 09-01-22 11:53

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.

Also, probably worth mentioning, in addition to reading reviews on monger sites, here are some things I do to assess a place:

Red flags for a straight up massage place:

- Website with custom domain and design that looks like it cost money.

- Pics that show a clean place and decor.

- Any indication they take credit cards.

- Any reference to a name of an owner.

- A list of various services offered with a range of prices. Like "pedicure $30, hot stone $80, facial peel $50" etc etc. Ideally you want to see no price listed at all or 2 prices: 1 hr, 1 hhr.

- links to social profiles and social profiles that look "current" and "normal". Preferably no social at all.

- check reviews on google. A lot of places you want will have not have many reviews at all. Many will have poor reviews. If you see 50,5 star rating, mostly women, reviews, it's not the place for you. If you see a 2. 5 star rating with all of the women complaining about rude staff, overpriced and disgusting place. You might be on the right track.

- any kind of groupon deals.

- promoting couples massages

Good signs:

- atrocious english on website.

- when answering the phone you can barely understand them and they don't even say hi, just mumble some shit like you called them at home and they just woke up.

- horrendous website with random domain like happymassage.geocities.whatever. Terrible english on the website. Stock images of random asian women. Any reference to "new management" (they ALL say there's new management).

- you know how they always have shelving with towels, lotion etc? If you see a pic with a pillow on the shelf and preferably as much of the following as possible: lotion and oil, kleenex, paper towel. That's a good thing.

These aren't all laws of nature but in my experience, these tend to hold true much of the time. Curious what others might add to this or disagree with.

**Anon2854** · 09-01-22 11:36

Originally Posted by BAezzy411 [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?

Ha, Tantra is owned by Aveda Corporation. I'll let you do the math.

**Wally2822** · 09-01-22 09:00

Originally Posted by Jp1225 [View Original Post]

Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.

Toothiest and most painful BJ I ever received. Avoid and spend your $ elsewhere.

**SamSmith4568** · 09-01-22 08:32

Anyone have any info on her? I messaged her on IG and said she is in a private home in Detroit. Want to find out a little more before I schedule.

https://instagram.com/dominique_mariee_

**BAezzy411** · 08-31-22 23:06

Long time lurker, first time poster. Anyone have any intel on tantra spa in Ferndale and if they offer any extras?

**Anon2854** · 08-31-22 21:56

Originally Posted by Fasted2010 [View Original Post]

Check your msgs Amotes. Good hunting.

Ha, same here to Amotes. Sounds like he'll have plenty to read in his msgs.

**Fasted2010** · 08-31-22 18:30

Originally Posted by Amotes [View Original Post]

I travel to Southfield few time a month and looking for a good AMP. TIA! I'm from the Chicago area so if I can provide any recommendations this way, let me know.

Check your msgs Amotes. Good hunting.

**Anon2854** · 08-31-22 15:39

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

I went here for a massage pre-COVID and it was extremely obvious that it was a legit place. All of the common indicators: they accepted CC, they were advertising couples massages, a lot of bullshit about various types of massages and various pricing. I have a shameful amount of experience with these places and I can pretty safely say that, at least at the time, they were not offering anything but self-serve. Or at least my provider wasn't. It was the least sensual massage I've ever received.

I just signed up for a month of RM to see if there's anything I'm missing (searching this form is rough and seems like all the same places are mentioned). There's a brand new review about MH and it's kind of unclear but it seems he is saying there's a new owner and with it, a new menu. I'll be reporting for duty today. Anyone have updated info on this place?

Sign says MH Massage but I'm pretty sure I've also seen it referred to as "Muscle Health" or "Muscle Healing".

Gave it a shot. Don't want to say too much so I'll just say it's definitely not the same ownership as it was when I went years ago. Full menu now.

**Jp1225** · 08-31-22 14:51

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

She has GPS, and is quite a bit heavier than her pics make her appear. I am on her Snap and she's always bitching about boyfriends not treating her right and not worthy of her. She's a gangster, avoid. Also, her name is not really Carla, but that's the least of the problems with this one.

Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.

**Jp1225** · 08-31-22 14:45

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

She has GPS, and is quite a bit heavier than her pics make her appear. I am on her Snap and she's always bitching about boyfriends not treating her right and not worthy of her. She's a gangster, avoid. Also, her name is not really Carla, but that's the least of the problems with this one.

Thanks to all for the Carla reviews. Will avoid.

**TheGuy411** · 08-31-22 13:08

Originally Posted by NewDoug [View Original Post]

If you are talking about Tropical Touch on southbound Gratiot it is a bikini place. Went a few months ago and nothing sensual about the massage.

I thought I saw someone mention they got a HJ from Tropical Touch? I would assume it depends on who you get. I wouldn't mind going if they let you specifically choose who your masseuse is. There's another one north of TT on Gratiot that recently opened and is advertising on the typical EA / STG sites.

**NewDoug** · 08-31-22 10:26

Originally Posted by JimBob725 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new one in mt Clemens Yet?

If you are talking about Tropical Touch on southbound Gratiot it is a bikini place. Went a few months ago and nothing sensual about the massage.

**Questar999** · 08-31-22 09:47

Originally Posted by CarmeloJoe35 [View Original Post]

Yeah. Her hands have a lot of cracked skin. The oils and nail chemicals have really trashed her hands so the gloves are to protect her from getting bodily fluids on her cracked hands and subsequently into her bloodstream. But they aren't latex. I really never minded them at all. She's still fun.

I didn't know. I can sympathize with that. I hope her hands heal quickly.

**Joey King** · 08-31-22 07:42

I booked with Carla recently and 20 minutes before appointment she cancelled. I will giver her some credit for actually admitting she double booked. I did confirm appointment 90 minutes in advance and then drove 20 minutes towards her location before she texted with her mistake. She promised to make it up to me so we rescheduled and then she reminded me to bring. 80 and extra 1. 0 for tip. I can't imagine she is worth 1. 8. Anyone care to send me a PM about her services and help me decide if I want to see her or not? Thanks.

**BigBootyFan** · 08-31-22 01:10

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

She has GPS, and is quite a bit heavier than her pics make her appear. I am on her Snap and she's always bitching about boyfriends not treating her right and not worthy of her. She's a gangster, avoid. Also, her name is not really Carla, but that's the least of the problems with this one.

Agreed! Major case of GPS without the skills or looks to justify it whatsoever. A waste of time and money imo.