Massage Parlor Reports

[SexWithJesus69]

Was tip $180 or $130?

You can easily pay $140 for that same kind of service. Sorry bud that you got the short end of the stick. Have you tried using a translating app?

[ConfuciusMan]

From the name (I realize the names are all over the map) and description, and the fact that she gives is all up, could this be the same "Emily" that was once at W Spa on Belmont that was closed a few months ago?

No it's not same one. Emily is cute slim.

And younger.

[Sam3990]

Saw some recent reviews about this place and BHC being owned by the same group, so decided to try it out and had Mimi, boy where do I start about my experience.

First of all, someone here posted that they didn't like the fact that the door was unlocked and that anyone could walk right in. When I went, the door was locked and I had to call to be let in, the nice thing is they have a bit of enclosed entry way so you're not standing right on the street like BHC.

As I was let in, I was greeted by Mimi, who did not speak any English so small talk was very difficult. She was about 5'5" 145 lbs, not toned but not flabby either. She had a tattoo on her leg and forearm and another tattoo of a peacock feather over her heart. She spoke very quietly so figured there was other mongers there as well, but I think it was only me there.

She led me in to a room, and on the door it said something like "Prepared to be surprised", and so I thought oh boy here we go, the ladyboys are back. Immediately upon entering the room, I handed her the $50 hhr door fee and she wanted to know what else I wanted and said FS 200 total. I only had $180 on me so she counted it and asked if I had any more, I said no and she looked at it again and then said OK and left the room. I undressed and got on to the table. She came back in and said other room and made a hand gesture pointing next door, I got up and started dressing and she just grabbed my hand and ushered me in to the hallway and next room ass naked.

In that room she started oiling me up and gave me a light rub down, at that point I could hear someone snoring very loudly in the next room. Didn't know if it was a monger or the owner or another masseuse. After a brief rubdown and some finger tapping she has me turn over and sprays me down with sanitizer. She undresses and, man, I wish some of these girls shaved, her Bush was like fu manchu long hairs. Her rack was nice, soft and huge nips so I was like whatever I can overlook the Bush.

She immediately put on the cover and said pointed to the table so she could lay down for mish. I told her wait what about the CBJ to start? Even though I did the hand motion she acted like she didn't understand and said no english. Whatever, hit it from up top for a few minutes and then asked her to get on top, to which once again she didn't understand. So I said doggy and she got that one, hit it from the back for a bit more and then finished.

Was tip $180 or $130?

[SmallD23]

Saw some recent reviews about this place and BHC being owned by the same group, so decided to try it out and had Mimi, boy where do I start about my experience.

First of all, someone here posted that they didn't like the fact that the door was unlocked and that anyone could walk right in. When I went, the door was locked and I had to call to be let in, the nice thing is they have a bit of enclosed entry way so you're not standing right on the street like BHC.

As I was let in, I was greeted by Mimi, who did not speak any English so small talk was very difficult. She was about 5'5" 145 lbs, not toned but not flabby either. She had a tattoo on her leg and forearm and another tattoo of a peacock feather over her heart. She spoke very quietly so figured there was other mongers there as well, but I think it was only me there.

She led me in to a room, and on the door it said something like "Prepared to be surprised", and so I thought oh boy here we go, the ladyboys are back. Immediately upon entering the room, I handed her the $50 hhr door fee and she wanted to know what else I wanted and said FS 200 total. I only had $180 on me so she counted it and asked if I had any more, I said no and she looked at it again and then said OK and left the room. I undressed and got on to the table. She came back in and said other room and made a hand gesture pointing next door, I got up and started dressing and she just grabbed my hand and ushered me in to the hallway and next room ass naked.

First of all, thank you kind Sir for reporting the actual events as it happened! Bravo.

I'm headed to Chicago for work and Orange and BHC are on my list.

These providers know Damn well what to do:

1. Poor massage.

2. Teasing.

3. Flip and BBBJ.

4. Stripper slide.

5. BBBJ with magic condom placed on dick.

6. Cowgirl like they fucking love it!

7. Reverse CG, missionary, beg for doggie.

8. Back to BBBJ and CIM.

9. Then ask for 2nd round if 5+ minutes are left.

It irks me when they play stupid!

[BenBeck]

Emily is a BBFS gal if you're a regular, and decent to her. I've seen her regularly for this, and it's the best deal in town. She's chubby, but way better in the sack than much smaller girls, who offer up similar services. She gets very busy, rarely taking appointments from new johns.

From the name (I realize the names are all over the map) and description, and the fact that she gives is all up, could this be the same "Emily" that was once at W Spa on Belmont that was closed a few months ago?

[Sam3990]

Hello fellow mongers!

I will be visiting Chicago soon. Can someone recommend me good AMPs in Chicago metro area with FS? Would prefer good looking girls in the 20's and early 30's. Also, what is the usual damage for hhr / hr with FS in Chicago? And how LEs are doing these days in Chicago? TIA.

[Sam3990]

Hello fellow mongers!

I will be visiting Chicago soon. Can someone recommend me good AMPs in Chicago metro area with FS? Would prefer good looking girls in the 20's and early 30's. Also, what is the usual damage for hhr / hr with FS in Chicago? And how LEs are doing these days in Chicago? TIA.

[ShuperShtar]

Saw some recent reviews about this place and BHC being owned by the same group, so decided to try it out and had Mimi, boy where do I start about my experience.

First of all, someone here posted that they didn't like the fact that the door was unlocked and that anyone could walk right in. When I went, the door was locked and I had to call to be let in, the nice thing is they have a bit of enclosed entry way so you're not standing right on the street like BHC.

As I was let in, I was greeted by Mimi, who did not speak any English so small talk was very difficult. She was about 5'5" 145 lbs, not toned but not flabby either. She had a tattoo on her leg and forearm and another tattoo of a peacock feather over her heart. She spoke very quietly so figured there was other mongers there as well, but I think it was only me there.

She led me in to a room, and on the door it said something like "Prepared to be surprised", and so I thought oh boy here we go, the ladyboys are back. Immediately upon entering the room, I handed her the $50 hhr door fee and she wanted to know what else I wanted and said FS 200 total. I only had $180 on me so she counted it and asked if I had any more, I said no and she looked at it again and then said OK and left the room. I undressed and got on to the table. She came back in and said other room and made a hand gesture pointing next door, I got up and started dressing and she just grabbed my hand and ushered me in to the hallway and next room ass naked..

Damn sucks to hear about OOur least favorite mamasan / promoter team schemed you into paying 230 for lamer service than the 130 incalls all over town.

Protip: exercise spa in my prospect comes out to 200 total for a hot Korean that shaves her pussy.

[Coopertars]

Saw some recent reviews about this place and BHC being owned by the same group, so decided to try it out and had Mimi, boy where do I start about my experience.

First of all, someone here posted that they didn't like the fact that the door was unlocked and that anyone could walk right in. When I went, the door was locked and I had to call to be let in, the nice thing is they have a bit of enclosed entry way so you're not standing right on the street like BHC.

As I was let in, I was greeted by Mimi, who did not speak any English so small talk was very difficult. She was about 5'5" 145 lbs, not toned but not flabby either. She had a tattoo on her leg and forearm and another tattoo of a peacock feather over her heart. She spoke very quietly so figured there was other mongers there as well, but I think it was only me there.

She led me in to a room, and on the door it said something like "Prepared to be surprised", and so I thought oh boy here we go, the ladyboys are back. Immediately upon entering the room, I handed her the $50 hhr door fee and she wanted to know what else I wanted and said FS 200 total. I only had $180 on me so she counted it and asked if I had any more, I said no and she looked at it again and then said OK and left the room. I undressed and got on to the table. She came back in and said other room and made a hand gesture pointing next door, I got up and started dressing and she just grabbed my hand and ushered me in to the hallway and next room ass naked.

In that room she started oiling me up and gave me a light rub down, at that point I could hear someone snoring very loudly in the next room. Didn't know if it was a monger or the owner or another masseuse. After a brief rubdown and some finger tapping she has me turn over and sprays me down with sanitizer. She undresses and, man, I wish some of these girls shaved, her Bush was like fu manchu long hairs. Her rack was nice, soft and huge nips so I was like whatever I can overlook the Bush.

She immediately put on the cover and said pointed to the table so she could lay down for mish. I told her wait what about the CBJ to start? Even though I did the hand motion she acted like she didn't understand and said no english. Whatever, hit it from up top for a few minutes and then asked her to get on top, to which once again she didn't understand. So I said doggy and she got that one, hit it from the back for a bit more and then finished.

When done she handed me some paper towels sprayed down with rubbing alcohol to wipe down and then she left the room without saying anything. I got dressed and she came back with a bottle of water, put her arm around me and walked me out and said thank you and out I was.

I've had relatively good success at BHC and figured this would be pretty good as well, but I would not recommend Mimi, maybe some of the other girls are better.

[GeneralObvious]

Finally I was able to see the famous Emily (well that was clearly the Oki Doki days and less so now). I had a good, not great, time.

She is as has been described here, about 20-25 pounds north of svelte, with fairly big tits which is all you can say about them. They are sort of oddly splayed. She had not shaved in a week and her pubes were not appealing to the touch. She is pleasant looking and has a nice personality.

The session was enjoyable. Her rub was good and involved lots of teasing which was great. Plenty of attention to my ass, thighs and balls. It was easy to gain access due to her loose white shorts. The bristle I encountered was a bummer.

On the flip she went right to work without any discussion. I asked her to stop and strip which she did. I overcame my initial aversion to her stubble and she accepted my fingers readily. If she was smooth I would have happily munched. She took direction well and paused periodically, at my request, to spend time on the jewels and crotch. Eventually her ministrations achieved the desired result. Weird but I don't remember if she spit or swallowed.

I had still time on the meter and made some chit chat. The scheduling difficulties are due to her son, she said. RW is accommodating and allows her to arrive late morning or early afternoon sometimes when she needs it. She also offered that schedule inflexibility lead to her departure from Oki Doki. I assume that her belly is baby damage.

The house fee was $ 70.00. I gave her $ 130.00 which she accepted happily.

On the way out I saw Kelly and said hello. Next time I will see Kelly, with whom I had a nice session on my prior visit, and who is shaved smooth and very kissable.

Parking on Ogden was easy. I did not ask about their parking in the back.

Emily is a BBFS gal if you're a regular, and decent to her. I've seen her regularly for this, and it's the best deal in town. She's chubby, but way better in the sack than much smaller girls, who offer up similar services. She gets very busy, rarely taking appointments from new johns.

[BabyBoy2013]

Juju just departed SXL. She'll soon be spreading her talents (see what I did there?) elsewhere.

Any info on where her new home will be?

[SmallD23]

This other spots charge less because they aren't adding a promoter fee to the total paid for services. You can also get hotter Korean girls for the same over priced ticket as those two with hotter girls with better service that don't rush or stank too hard. Recommend exercise spa in Mt prospect.

I've been to Exercise Spa a few years ago. Seemed nice. The provider was attractive but limited to CBJ and only a few positions. Could you please PM me with a current recommendation?

Thank you in advance.

[Trader1973]

Could be Angel given the hours she works. She wore a mask the entire time I was with her but she certainly didn't look old. Seemed like a 30-something librarian. Was the car orange or red with packaging tape holding the bumper on? If so, that would be Angel. That was the car that was parked out front in the loading zone when I left my appointment with Angel.

Yep it was Angel she does that all the time even passes out during sessions I think she is on some pills or something.

[Member #6062]

SXL is a good place and for 300-320 (including door) you can get BBFS with anyone there if its not your first time showing up. You're fist rime expect nothing more than BBJ, but you might get lucky. I've BBFCIP a few times there as well with juju so its not so difficult. Ust go a lot and they start to not care, just want your business.

Juju just departed SXL. She'll soon be spreading her talents (see what I did there?) elsewhere.

[CodyBro]

After a bit more research the pics are indeed false. Here is the source.

https://i.thechive.com/tay.michele

Wow thank you will find some other provider.