Massage Parlor Reports

**JimKramer** · 08-06-22 12:01

This place seems to be a Gold mine full of knowledge & wisdom.

Does anyone know of any AMP L3 providers near Orland, Tinley ss area?

DM me please & thank you.

Any other knowledge is helpful as well.

**Fit312** · 08-06-22 11:04

Originally Posted by Rizpat [View Original Post]

Anyone got recommendations for the River North area?

Avoid the junkie hookers around State and Illinois.

**Rizpat** · 08-06-22 11:00

Anyone got recommendations for the River North area?

**GeneralObvious** · 08-05-22 20:40

Originally Posted by Fish2049 [View Original Post]

Saw Kelly at SXL last week for L3. Great experience as always, she's a pleaser. $$$ total for 30 minutes.

I know she offers L3 to only select clients, but curious if bare / CIP has ever been on the table.

Sure is. It helps to be snipped, and be able to prove it.

**BabyBoy2013** · 08-05-22 20:00

Originally Posted by Fish2049 [View Original Post]

Saw Kelly at SXL last week for L3. Great experience as always, she's a pleaser. $$$ total for 30 minutes.

I know she offers L3 to only select clients, but curious if bare / CIP has ever been on the table.

She gives L3 to mostly everyone LOL. And I've never herd of bare with her. She might of in the past though. . But probably no more. Think she got you for an extra 40. She usually takes $. 2 for L3 and half hour is 60 bucks I believe. You could've hit BHC or 1 of the Asian Apartments for less than that.

**Fish2049** · 08-05-22 15:05

Saw Kelly at SXL last week for L3. Great experience as always, she's a pleaser. $$$ total for 30 minutes.

I know she offers L3 to only select clients, but curious if bare / CIP has ever been on the table.

**Yangasm** · 08-05-22 12:15

Originally Posted by Burton73 [View Original Post]

It's BHC's new location just posted my review.

Yeah guys are saying over in the AAG thread that there are two ladyboys over there though LOL.

**HanginBalls** · 08-05-22 09:05

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**Burton73** · 08-05-22 00:45

Originally Posted by Chiguy1983 [View Original Post]

Drive by and saw this place for the first time. Has anyone been there?

It's BHC's new location just posted my review.

**SexWithJesus69** · 08-04-22 23:56

Originally Posted by Chiguy1983 [View Original Post]

Drive by and saw this place for the first time. Has anyone been there?

It was opened by the same people from BHC. Might have to check it out tomorrow.

**Nowhere500** · 08-04-22 20:13

Originally Posted by Sunny3690 [View Original Post]

Looking to visit Klub Kitty. How was the erotic massage? And is their nuru for $200 as well? Was touching allowed? How are the extras?

I didn't do nuru so can't say for sure. They were definitely eager to upsell. Touching was allowed and it was a good experience. It was a little while ago though. Main thing I can vouch for is that's really her in the pictures. She's very good looking and I had a good time.

**Sunny3690** · 08-04-22 16:33

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Hi. I have been to this place. It was a little while ago. It's in the west suburbs. Most of those pictures are of Kylie Kash and they are legit. She's very sexy. She does everything, from Nuru, to massage, to BDSM, and a combination. If I remember correctly it was $200 for an erotic massage w / HE and extras were available for an extra charge. Not sure about FS, but I would bet it's available, even though I didn't do that. The massage was great, and she's great looking. Awesome butt, huge MM. I would probably repeat if she were in the city. She is definitely about making her money, not in a bad or dishonest way. There was another cute girl working the desk when I was there as well. But Kylie is the owner and she is a smoke show.

Looking to visit Klub Kitty. How was the erotic massage? And is their nuru for $200 as well? Was touching allowed? How are the extras?

**Chiguy1983** · 08-04-22 13:52

Drive by and saw this place for the first time. Has anyone been there?

**Amplitude** · 08-04-22 13:51

Originally Posted by IvoryPython [View Original Post]

Typical beginning then 69'd. Ten minutes and an orgasm later she slides down and spreads her cheeks. I was hesitant at first but she dropped my balls from her mouth and headed south. It felt like I was getting invaded by a mini-cock! She swamped my face with another "O" and shifted her ass on my tongue. Awkward position for her so she stuck her finger up my ass and did a tongue-twister on my cock. I was still just rimming her but, her BBBJ was working me up. Seconds later were both jack-hammering away. I can feel her squeeze my tongue with her ass muscles as she floods my neck with another "O". She pulls her hand out of my ass and combo's (HJ / BJ) till I spewed in her mouth. We rested for a bit with my tongue still partially in her ass. She slowly pulls off and "yes" I was curious what she tasted like. So, "Yep" I swallowed and "Yep" she tasted like poo.

So, I guess I'm the "Doody Monster"! Good times!

How many accounts do you have, Balls? Fuckin' hilarious.