Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeMaleMpls]

This was sparked by Ridley1991's post. How many of ya'll are married? Have kids? Have a girlfriend or whatever? I am not judging (I'm married), but I was genuinely curious. I went to an AMP in Iowa during a trip and the gal asked me if I was married. I said yes and that instigated the HE, I think she was kind of into jerking a married man off. If someone working asks do you lie? For clarification I am in my late 20's and have been married for almost 4 years. I'm not bored of my wife whatsoever but, like Ridley was saying, I get turned on by having some stranger seeing me nude and touching me, even if it doesn't end with an HE.

I am married as well, but was getting "massage" we'll before I even met my wife. I have many tattoos and some are symbols of my family. I get comments every time it's a new girl about my tattoos many love them but I always try and walk a thin line when talking about them. I to like the idea of being naked and spoiled but I am truly on the look out for the one provider who can give me a true therapeutic massage and HE. I think the AMP have the HE down but many time the massage is lacking. Then I always feel bad going to a therapeutic provider and leaving without the HE.

If anyone has this type of provider please PM I don't mind putting in the time and visits to build a relationship if I know sooner or later it will happen.

Cheers and happy hunting.

[Ridley1991]

on the flip she asked for $70 for HE only. She said all her customers pay that.

She's providing fake news to you. All her customers do not pay that much.

[Ridley1991]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

Any news here Mass? It looks like a good massage place and nothing else to me.

[Ridley1991]

My man! Should have asked if she wanted one, you may have gotten FS. All jokes aside, but yes I get asked that all the time. I'm not sure how old everyone is but all AMPs and providers ask me about my age, marriage, kids. I'm in my late thirties, average guy. I get the "your strong" compliment as well.

I can see how it's a total boner killer LOL.

LOL. Wish I would have thought about that in the moment! Missed opportunity.

I really stirred up the conversation here with that post. She definitely was not asking to be invasive, it was weird compliment and poor timing. As far as sharing personal info, she has to look no further than my left ring finger to know I'm married. Even if I were to remove it, the obvious tan line is there.

I'll still go back here. I hear there are some younger cuties I haven't gotten the luck of the draw with yet.

[Part Time Guy]

This was sparked by Ridley1991's post. How many of ya'll are married? Have kids? Have a girlfriend or whatever? I am not judging (I'm married), but I was genuinely curious. I went to an AMP in Iowa during a trip and the gal asked me if I was married. I said yes and that instigated the HE, I think she was kind of into jerking a married man off. If someone working asks do you lie? For clarification I am in my late 20's and have been married for almost 4 years. I'm not bored of my wife whatsoever but, like Ridley was saying, I get turned on by having some stranger seeing me nude and touching me, even if it doesn't end with an HE.

There is no way I would discuss anything even approaching that area anywhere involving this hobby. I have thankfully never had a provider, from high-end escort to random AAMP gal even come close to asking me those kinds of questions. If one did, alarm bells would be going off. In my experience, providers want to keep their private life out of it and extend their clients the same courtesy. Just a bad idea all around to discuss this stuff. Vagueness, generalities, pleasantness in conversation to stay well away from any private details on either side.

[Poogs]

This was sparked by Ridley1991's post. How many of ya'll are married? Have kids? Have a girlfriend or whatever? I am not judging (I'm married), but I was genuinely curious. I went to an AMP in Iowa during a trip and the gal asked me if I was married. I said yes and that instigated the HE, I think she was kind of into jerking a married man off. If someone working asks do you lie? For clarification I am in my late 20's and have been married for almost 4 years. I'm not bored of my wife whatsoever but, like Ridley was saying, I get turned on by having some stranger seeing me nude and touching me, even if it doesn't end with an HE.

[SmallD23]

My man! Should have asked if she wanted one, you may have gotten FS. All jokes aside, but yes I get asked that all the time. I'm not sure how old everyone is but all AMPs and providers ask me about my age, marriage, kids. I'm in my late thirties, average guy. I get the "your strong" compliment as well.

I can see how it's a total boner killer LOL.

That's awesome! You be doing them a service. Giving them a love-child).

Great post!

[CarpMaster]

I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.

Being older I sometimes have an issue finishing. Maybe I need more physical contact, rather then just lay there as she works on me. I tell them it's me not them. I also tip my usual amount like you, as she put in a good effort to finish me.

My mind don't drift off to stop it from happening. It's random so I never know when it will happen.

[CaptainHonest]

My man! Should have asked if she wanted one, you may have gotten FS. All jokes aside, but yes I get asked that all the time. I'm not sure how old everyone is but all AMPs and providers ask me about my age, marriage, kids. I'm in my late thirties, average guy. I get the "your strong" compliment as well.

I can see how it's a total boner killer LOL.

I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.

[SmallD23]

Wow! How many kids?

That could definitely kill any boner. Thanks for sharing your fun story.

I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.

[ChrisNoit2]

I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.

Hahahaha. Man. Yeah. It's happened to most of us I'm sure.

[Ridley1991]

I'm new to the hobby and this was becoming my usual place. Massages have been pretty good here and I've had three different ladies. I'm into the massage part of it because who doesn't like a good massage with some teasing? Also I guess the being exposed is a turn on for me. Like doing something totally normal like a massage but knowing that they can see and are looking at my junk is a turn on.

I'll cut to the chase. She's lightly teasing after the flip, towel was on for about 30 seconds and she holds her hands apart saying "you're strong man", like she's complimenting my size. Then she says "how many kids do you have?" It threw me for a loop for a second but I answered. So she starts stroking and I'm thinking about her question and guessing she was trying to pay me a compliment, like there is some correlation between size and virility.

Anyway, I tried to keep going but all I could think about was my kids and it killed my mood obviously. I stopped her and said thank you for the great massage but I don't think I can finish. I tipped her my usual amount anyway because I she was trying to be complimentary.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

I'll tell you how I accidentally got into AMPs next time.

[Part Time Guy]

I've experienced an old April up at Trudy's, but that isn't on East Travelers. First time with that April was good, second time, was "hurry hurry, get out!" Done with Trudy.

As for the time, I prefer 60 minutes. A guy needs time to relax. Prospecting is a fun part of the hobby, finding that hidden gem that nobody is talking about. Sometimes ya get the HE, sometimes you don't.

Learn a couple of basic Mandarin phrases, it helps break down the barriers, but wouldn't do you much good if you find the occasional Korean or rarer yet, Japanese provider.

The tip on learning some basic Mandarin phrases is a good one, even if you only learn hello (ni hao), good bye (phonetically closest to tsay chen) and thank you (phonetically She She). Google can play those to help with getting the pronunciation at least passable. Greeting a new provider with nihao can go a long way. As long as the provider is actually Chinese, as previously noted, heh, heh.

[Loran70]

I am pretty sure that's "April". Didn't find her that much older then the other 2 ladies I've had there but they do keep the lights pretty low. Have heard there is younger talent but haven't seen anyone I would consider "younger" (20-35) there yet. I ve been venturing one and trying different places (without much luck should learn my lesson). Anyways back to April I had one of my best massages with her when I was there. She really gave me a close to therapeutic with lots of teasing before the flip. After the flip plenty of foreplay / teasing and a great finish. Afterwards I knew she liked me as she asked about my tattoos and laid next / on me. So everyone's experience is different and sometimes you catch them on a good day or bad day. I've been back 2-3 times called to schedule and April doesn't seem to be available or work much which makes since if she is the owner. Still need to go back and see those "younger" ladies but have a different spot on my radar right now.

I've experienced an old April up at Trudy's, but that isn't on East Travelers. First time with that April was good, second time, was "hurry hurry, get out!" Done with Trudy.

As for the time, I prefer 60 minutes. A guy needs time to relax. Prospecting is a fun part of the hobby, finding that hidden gem that nobody is talking about. Sometimes ya get the HE, sometimes you don't.

Learn a couple of basic Mandarin phrases, it helps break down the barriers, but wouldn't do you much good if you find the occasional Korean or rarer yet, Japanese provider.

[SmallD23]

Do t feel bad at all. Every girl ask for more money and it's never enough. You aren't planning on going back so who give an F. Also sure she looked good and you had a good time but it wasn't really anything super special IMO. Not like she gave a BJ or removed any clothes. The problem is guys are simping for these women and paying them more and more.

I remember I had a ATF independent provider and her prices were well under what the should of been but, I didn't say anything got a great massage and FS for $120 back in the CL / backpage day. Now I see she is starting at $180 for an hr massage. Which is a deal now days but still feel bad paying because I remember the good old day.

Long story short guys stop over paying.

Sound advice. Stop over paying for mediocre service. Tip appropriately.