Massage Parlor Reports

[ColoradoJoe]

Stopped into Sweets today. Learned Mimi has gone back to NYC. Pity. She was fun.

One of the girls told me she'd become too popular due to this site.

[Indiguy]

Until my horrible experience last week at Monica, it never dawned on me how many good, even great experiences, I've had at AMPs over the last several years. And conversely, how few truly terrible experiences. When I read mixed reviews about a place, I tend to receive, when I go there, one of the better experiences reported. Lucky? Maybe, or I might just have a good sense of how to get what I want. I'm also very pragmatic and often can put up with or overlook some of the negatives that others post about during visits to AMPs. I tend to expect (and receive) a decent experience, and when it's even better, then I am thrilled. Takes a lot for me to be unhappy, or as in the case of my recent visit to Monica, downright pissed off. This was my second visit to Monica. Even after seeing some prior reports of upselling and other difficulties, my first visit was probably close to a homerun (by my lower standards). Older, thin therapist was not great looking but gave me everything I wanted, without complaint, including FS, for less than I have tipped at Sweets and other reliable places. So, I go back, sort of on short notice and later in the evening, because I really need some "me time." Greeted by a pretty tall and younger girl, not super thin but a little thicker like a basketball player. I put her at late 20's to early 30's, and looks at 6/10. Dressed in a skirt and top that showed she was blessed upstairs, and I usually consider the outfit as a predictor of future fun. Not anymore. Unfortunately, I blew right past some warning signs at the outset, the biggest of which was that she inundated my back with oil and after what was no more than 5 minutes of putting her hands on my back (not really massaging), she says something unintelligible and goes to get a hot towel to clean me off for the flip. I was so taken aback that I had no time to insist that she keep "massaging." Again, I do not expect a fantastic massage but a decent one that relaxes me and primes for the fun at the end. I am now stone cold uninspired when she had me turn over, like I had just walked in the door. Girl then proceeds to ask for crazy money, I say just forget it and start to leave, and she convinces me to give. 8 for CBJ / HE. And of course I must get up off the table and tip in advance. The girl then gives the worst CBJ ever, all while talking "sexy" which was both absurd and having the opposite effect on my arousal. Frustrated, I just ask for HE and this was even worse, if that was possible. Jackhammering, no sense of how to hold it, like she had never touched a man. This was so bad that I stopped her and left, barely with a word to explain why. She was confused, but it was clear that she was not going to be coachable nor did she really want instruction. Some therapists with lesser skills are at least pleasers and want you to be happy, so you can soldier on and get to the finish line with effort, but this girl was all business and absolutely terrible at her craft. By far the worst AMP experience of my life, and I left very angry. So angry, I did not ask for her name, during my 15 minute session (sorry my bad). Despite my positive first time at Monica, I will never go back, because any AMP that employs a girl with this type of attitude and lack of skills will not get my business. On a positive note, I can hopefully start a new streak of good experiences, but my confidence was shaken TBH.

I am inclined to wish for a repeat trauma elsewhere so I can laugh till I snort at your next (the only thing worse than my Monica visit) report.

[DoctorDabson]

Came across you guys talking about her on here and saw some reviews on TER. I reached out to her from her AD to schedule but she's asking for a $45 pre booking fee. Is this typical of her? I never do deposits but I'm thinking about it.

[ChipRock]

Stopped in for 30 minutes. Tina asked me to wait five minutes in room because she wan't finished with previous customer. Within 60 seconds the guy in the next room was groaning and blew his load. A quick clean-up and Tina reappeared within three minutes. Good oily tease, (I thought she was going to go for brown gold. But didn't. She avoided my hands top and bottom. On the flip straight to business. Technique was well above average. Underhand, overhand, two hand, polishing, pulling the twins. I finally gave in with five minutes to go. 50/50.

[Member #6677]

Have enjoyed Daily on and off the last couple of years as they occasionally rotate and some much more appealing than others. Stopped yesterday and was a bit cautious w a marked IFD vehicle in the lot. When got inside there was what appeared to be someone doing a safety check of the smoke detectors (odd! Anyway I went w a new girl, didn't catch name but tall and appeared chesty. After 3-4 minutes already started trying to go for the next steps and I was not feeling in a mood to rush, still also leery of the municipal worker in the hall. She took very full Ds out and motioned for oral, so this report is moreso to share that seems to be fully available. But I got a bit creeped w the aggressive mood and the guy in the hall so decided to pack up. When I head out he is sitting in the 'living room' plugging away on a laptop. Overall weird visit but did I mention the Ds hmmmm.

[TheBlindman]

Good morning. Thinking about stopping for some Mexican food tomorrow morning on my way thru and wondered if my server coco used to be at the keystone court location or stop 10 or just a really common server name? Just curious but would I find any other reviews of this place or is it referred by something else? Thanks all and will report.

Big bootie Coco? She was a lot of fun.

[BootNuts]

$6 for the massage and $1 for the rest.

Good morning. Thinking about stopping for some Mexican food tomorrow morning on my way thru and wondered if my server coco used to be at the keystone court location or stop 10 or just a really common server name? Just curious but would I find any other reviews of this place or is it referred by something else? Thanks all and will report.

[LegKiBob]

Anyone been to this "new" place yet??

Near phoenix & tucson.

Met the older chubby one. She kept trying to push 4 hand other lady (she was also older but not bad looking thinner) kept coming in room and leaving. Just to many distractions so finally I just got up and left. Will not return.

[OldNorm]

https://rubmd.com/indianapolis-in/a1...3-1ce4654eac41 Set appointment up with her this morning. Took me to near east side of downtown, when I got there she wanted me to Cashapp the fee and she'd tell me the apt number. I said no, not until we're face to face. She then went to ok send half and I'll meet you in the lobby, again NO not until we're safe to face. The exchange went on with her trying to convince me she was real.

Same here I said screw this and went down the street.

And called another provider.

[ChipRock]

Told by one of the techs that she is not working. I knew she was too good to last. Nice seductive dresser, luscious Cs she bought this spring, good attitude, except the last couple months when she cut back on the menu, starfished and stopped answering requests for appointments from regulars. If I had to bet, she went the SB / SD route. Lucky prick.

[Industrials]

Curious what she wanted for that level of service. She sounds like a sweetie.

SOG.

$6 for the massage and $1 for the rest.

[LittleRobTony]

Until my horrible experience last week at Monica, it never dawned on me how many good, even great experiences, I've had at AMPs over the last several years. And conversely, how few truly terrible experiences. When I read mixed reviews about a place, I tend to receive, when I go there, one of the better experiences reported. Lucky? Maybe, or I might just have a good sense of how to get what I want. I'm also very pragmatic and often can put up with or overlook some of the negatives that others post about during visits to AMPs. I tend to expect (and receive) a decent experience, and when it's even better, then I am thrilled. Takes a lot for me to be unhappy, or as in the case of my recent visit to Monica, downright pissed off. This was my second visit to Monica. Even after seeing some prior reports of upselling and other difficulties, my first visit was probably close to a homerun (by my lower standards). Older, thin therapist was not great looking but gave me everything I wanted, without complaint, including FS, for less than I have tipped at Sweets and other reliable places. So, I go back, sort of on short notice and later in the evening, because I really need some "me time." Greeted by a pretty tall and younger girl, not super thin but a little thicker like a basketball player. I put her at late 20's to early 30's, and looks at 6/10. Dressed in a skirt and top that showed she was blessed upstairs, and I usually consider the outfit as a predictor of future fun. Not anymore. Unfortunately, I blew right past some warning signs at the outset, the biggest of which was that she inundated my back with oil and after what was no more than 5 minutes of putting her hands on my back (not really massaging), she says something unintelligible and goes to get a hot towel to clean me off for the flip. I was so taken aback that I had no time to insist that she keep "massaging." Again, I do not expect a fantastic massage but a decent one that relaxes me and primes for the fun at the end. I am now stone cold uninspired when she had me turn over, like I had just walked in the door. Girl then proceeds to ask for crazy money, I say just forget it and start to leave, and she convinces me to give. 8 for CBJ / HE. And of course I must get up off the table and tip in advance. The girl then gives the worst CBJ ever, all while talking "sexy" which was both absurd and having the opposite effect on my arousal. Frustrated, I just ask for HE and this was even worse, if that was possible. Jackhammering, no sense of how to hold it, like she had never touched a man. This was so bad that I stopped her and left, barely with a word to explain why. She was confused, but it was clear that she was not going to be coachable nor did she really want instruction. Some therapists with lesser skills are at least pleasers and want you to be happy, so you can soldier on and get to the finish line with effort, but this girl was all business and absolutely terrible at her craft. By far the worst AMP experience of my life, and I left very angry. So angry, I did not ask for her name, during my 15 minute session (sorry my bad). Despite my positive first time at Monica, I will never go back, because any AMP that employs a girl with this type of attitude and lack of skills will not get my business. On a positive note, I can hopefully start a new streak of good experiences, but my confidence was shaken TBH.

[Agronoman]

Recently visited Monica on two separate occasions.

First-Yuki the tall one.

Would not see her again. She let me in, rushed me and literally grabbed my wad of $$. There was more than I wanted to pay but rather than bother with causing a scene, little head took over. Barely any real rub and flip. Complained about my size, restricted my movement and no CBJ to warm up. It is a shame because she is attractive and those jugg though! I did finish in the bag but was frustrated and felt ripped off.

A bit later met Kiki and what a difference.

Although some dip shit kept coming in talking all loud about not having enough money, she really did it for me. Tiny woman, small sexy chest with great nips. Actually tried at the massage and generally cared that I enjoy my stay. Rub then nip rub on my back. Turn over and I am fully at attention. Nips went in my face for a while then she said the magic number 69. I agreed and enjoyed a great dining experience. After that she giggles and smiled at the size of the ride she was going to ride. She mounted and eased it in. Once comfy, she goes at it. Nice wet and it felt like she genuinely was enjoying. After a while of that squishy wet sex sound, she seemed to get off. She asked if I had burst, I said no then went to mish. More squishy then Mr. No cash interrupted again so I slowed down to keep noise down. Once he left again I announced that I was going to make the climax happen. A little bit of squishy sounds later She clenched the legs, thereby sending me into happyville. I almost collapsed.

She apologized for all the interruptions after complimenting my performance, cleaned me up and sent me on my way asking me to come back next week. Kiki totally redeemed this place for me. As far as Asian women go, she totally does it for me!

Yes, indeed. Kikki provides a good service.

[BigGuy43]

Wanting to get a Russian, any recommendations? Bigger girls are okay just want a big rack.

[BigGuy43]

Hey, wanting to get a Russian finish, bigger girls are okay any recommendations? Thanks!