Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpico99** · 08-16-22 18:40

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

I get it. No FS or BJ. But is your previous description accurate (see below)? P2P, edging, and grinding sounds like fun.

"Off came her dress and she quoted me 100 for DATY / DATO. She wouldn't take 80. I agreed as at this point, I might as well sample her since I'm there already. She is shaven and she enjoyed my DATY, having convulsed when she came. I clean her a-hole as well, which she seemed to enjoyed. She said to bring more money next time but she would include P2 P for the 100 tip rate. She did a nice edging and then grinded away and she was amazed how long I was able to hold off until popping."

My total was 160 for a 30 minute session shorted by 10 minutes. With no real massage. So for me, paying 160 for eye candy and no FS or at least BJ is a bit much. Maybe I'm getting picky after years of AMP hunting.

**AvgJoe123** · 08-16-22 15:56

Originally Posted by StuckNmiddle [View Original Post]

So I ended trying the place out under the bank. I called ahead and was told they had 3 options and I get to pick. I arrived 15 minutes later and evidently two were already taken magically. I was shown to room. Entered was a 50+ year old that was frumpy to put it lightly. Little head still wanted to go for FS but was told 300! I went in thinking 200 got me in the game. I was disappointed but opted for NOVA. Then left. Paid for hour and got 40 minutes.

Drove down the street and saw a Thai place across from a donut place. They advertise 50 an hour. Guess I'll give them a try next. I guess expecting someone young and skinny for FS is probably just a pipe dream. Pun attended LOL. Stay safe hunting.

The name of the spa and / or some additional location info would be helpful.

**AvgJoe123** · 08-16-22 15:39

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

As far as I can tell, it's a one woman show at Palace and probably she is booked solid with everyone wanting to enjoy a younger slim provider. However I forgot mention that on my visit, some other monger had rang the bell during my session and I guess he is a regular and she had to cut my time short by 10 minutes but if I came back next time, she would give me 10 extra minutes. She isn't doing FS or BJ, in addition to no real massage so just letting you know.

I get it. No FS or BJ. But is your previous description accurate (see below)? P2P, edging, and grinding sounds like fun.

"Off came her dress and she quoted me 100 for DATY / DATO. She wouldn't take 80. I agreed as at this point, I might as well sample her since I'm there already. She is shaven and she enjoyed my DATY, having convulsed when she came. I clean her a-hole as well, which she seemed to enjoyed. She said to bring more money next time but she would include P2 P for the 100 tip rate. She did a nice edging and then grinded away and she was amazed how long I was able to hold off until popping."

**StuckNmiddle** · 08-16-22 14:53

Originally Posted by Eddie223 [View Original Post]

Wow, it's been a few months since I've hit that spot. But I've never paid more than 160 for FS and both the girls I had seen were not frumpy. Lily is small but for sure at least in her 40's. I forget the other girl's name, but I believe she was in her 30's with a decent body, man-mades though. It was my first reliable spot when I took up this hobby.

I guess I caught them on a bad day or maybe they were serious about the other two being taken.

**Serpico99** · 08-16-22 12:28

So I felt the urge to try my luck with the infamous bi-polar Baby Hua / Lucy. Going into this and trying not to set her off, I thought this may be more challenging akin to trying to convince the leader of ISIS to convert to Christianity. I knew I had to stroke her ego as I think she goes bi-polar on customers if they try to be aggressive with her or what she thinks is you being the alpha male and telling her what to do.

Her place in on Javier Road in Fairfax, in a multi-use building so if you go "after hours" or the weekend, you need to text / call her to come down and open up the door for you as the entrance is locked when most of the office tenants go home. No TS and no shower so be sure to come clean. She prefers appointments vice walk-ins.

As I laid on the table, she did her trademark ass slap on me and giggled and named her prices, 60 for HJ and 100 for BBBJ. She did a good oil massage while reaching under me and stroking me, occasionally slapping my ass. I continued to stroke her ego and engage in some small talk banter just to make her giggle and laugh here and there. She did some rimming and licking on the tip of my cock while I was face down. I flipped and she began an aggressive ball suck and shaft licking then went for a BBBJ. After a few minutes, she got the oil and started stroking me with some ball shaft licking in between. I told her to slow down and she did a nice edging and a little dirty talk. I had a few days of built up tension so I blew a nice load. I was in and out just under 20 minutes. So for value, it was an ok experience. I think the more you see her, the more she will do for you and may be worth the time then to have her in your rotation if you like her semi-alpha personality.

I didn't notice any cleanliness issues with the table sheets. She uses old beat up towels in a bucket of water to wipe you down, which would be my only complaint. She is ok looking, older. She had a purple smock on and I just gently groped her ass while she got me off. I didn't push seeing her naked as I want her to be the "alpha" while servicing me.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/annie/47636594

**Eddie223** · 08-16-22 10:00

Originally Posted by StuckNmiddle [View Original Post]

So I ended trying the place out under the bank. I called ahead and was told they had 3 options and I get to pick. I arrived 15 minutes later and evidently two were already taken magically. I was shown to room. Entered was a 50+ year old that was frumpy to put it lightly. Little head still wanted to go for FS but was told 300! I went in thinking 200 got me in the game. I was disappointed but opted for NOVA. Then left. Paid for hour and got 40 minutes.

Drove down the street and saw a Thai place across from a donut place. They advertise 50 an hour. Guess I'll give them a try next. I guess expecting someone young and skinny for FS is probably just a pipe dream. Pun attended LOL. Stay safe hunting.

Wow, it's been a few months since I've hit that spot. But I've never paid more than 160 for FS and both the girls I had seen were not frumpy. Lily is small but for sure at least in her 40's. I forget the other girl's name, but I believe she was in her 30's with a decent body, man-mades though. It was my first reliable spot when I took up this hobby.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-16-22 09:31

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/p...102-5/41855681

I'll let you give them a call and see where it takes you.

You can join me on this sidequest.

**Serpico99** · 08-16-22 08:46

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any experience with Palace? I haven't seen any recent posts regarding this spa, and it comes up with 1 recent post on RM. Ch. I think of VA spas being mostly old, very old, providers, in comparison to MD, especially GB. I would like to check it out but don't want to be disappointed. Their phone number voice Mail isn't even set up and couldn't leave a message and didn't get a return call.

As far as I can tell, it's a one woman show at Palace and probably she is booked solid with everyone wanting to enjoy a younger slim provider. However I forgot mention that on my visit, some other monger had rang the bell during my session and I guess he is a regular and she had to cut my time short by 10 minutes but if I came back next time, she would give me 10 extra minutes. She isn't doing FS or BJ, in addition to no real massage so just letting you know.

**AvgJoe123** · 08-16-22 00:39

Originally Posted by AvgJoe123 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any experience with Palace? I haven't seen any recent posts regarding this spa, and it comes up with 1 recent post on RM. Ch. I think of VA spas being mostly old, very old, providers, in comparison to MD, especially GB. I would like to check it out but don't want to be disappointed. Their phone number voice Mail isn't even set up and couldn't leave a message and didn't get a return call.

OK, I have a quick update. The phone number listed in Google is wrong, but the pictures for the spa have a different number, and that number works. I hope to check out the facility this week, although it would ge great to have some confirmation about what to expect.

**StuckNmiddle** · 08-15-22 23:02

So I ended trying the place out under the bank. I called ahead and was told they had 3 options and I get to pick. I arrived 15 minutes later and evidently two were already taken magically. I was shown to room. Entered was a 50+ year old that was frumpy to put it lightly. Little head still wanted to go for FS but was told 300! I went in thinking 200 got me in the game. I was disappointed but opted for NOVA. Then left. Paid for hour and got 40 minutes.

Drove down the street and saw a Thai place across from a donut place. They advertise 50 an hour. Guess I'll give them a try next. I guess expecting someone young and skinny for FS is probably just a pipe dream. Pun attended LOL. Stay safe hunting.

**Eerock** · 08-15-22 22:40

Originally Posted by DogBert25 [View Original Post]

A bit confused: Is Pim Thai the place in downtown McLean in an office park? It had a sign in front & women were going in there. I knocked on the door and a very pretty girl told me to "go next door," which I did. Got the sense that the place is totally therapeutic.

Pim Thai the spa is legit. It is located right next door to QQ, which advertises on Bedpage.

**Eerock** · 08-15-22 22:28

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

I made the same mistake too at first. But this is 6055 Arlington, it's another spa located down the street. Tho I haven't partaken.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/p...102-5/41855681

**PomLovesThais** · 08-15-22 20:39

Originally Posted by DogBert25 [View Original Post]

A bit confused: Is Pim Thai the place in downtown McLean in an office park? It had a sign in front & women were going in there. I knocked on the door and a very pretty girl told me to "go next door," which I did. Got the sense that the place is totally therapeutic.

The poster is reviewing thai ladies in the area not spas.

**PilotAviator** · 08-15-22 19:27

Bucky gave a very good (honest from his POV) review of G&G.

Good because some of us would have described his experience with very strong, positive language (for the same experience).

My preference is for a good massage, and a lady who really knows how to edge and use her hands. A lady who allows (perhaps even enjoys) polite roaming, touching, nursing, etc.

What he described I would think was awesome.

Based on his review, I'll be visiting G&G and hope the lady that greets me is the same lady.

I also note that Bucky was respectful in everything he said. He did not "trash" the lady nor the AMP, he stated it was not his preference.

Good on Bucky -- thanks.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

(from Google search: The expression "One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a saying and expression that has been used for ages. Every language in the world has an equivalent to this saying. It simply means that something which is trash to one person can be of value to another.

Originally Posted by BuckyLarsonJr [View Original Post]

I have the (bad) habit of using logic in AMP ads if they are advertising a lot, then they must be eager for your business? Right? Not. I fell for it again. In the Vienna area and had seen lots of recent ads for "NOVA's best kept secret" at G&G. I found it and was greeted by an attractive older MMS. I was able to walk in and paid the .8 for an Hr. Turns out it wasn't the MMS but the provider. I assumed she was the only one there. I was disappointed, but tend to let things play out to see how they go. Decent massage with some back walking and plenty of over-complimentary "you so strong" talk (I'm not). On the flip she asked if I had been there before. I admitted I had not been there, but get a lot of massages. She asked if I "only" want massage "or" and grabbed jr looking for the answer. I responded in the affirmative. To be clear since I could see her at this point she was way older than most providers, like 50+ easily. She kept her mask on, but I could tell she was an attractive woman. She was probably smokie hot 30 years ago. At some point she dropped her shorts and I saw that she indeed had the flat back side of a 50+ Asian woman. Pass. She was doing a very skilled job with her hands and I made note that she really knew what she was doing slow and playful, not your younger girl robot jackhammer. I was enjoying it, but I can last and was taking my time. She pulled up her blouse and bra to reveal still nice large probably naturals. I say "probably" because I didn't partake. Weird, I know, I'm not usually an age snob, but in this case just let her do all the work. And she was really good at it, eventually coaxing a release that I couldn't hold back from. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and left the room while I dressed. It occurred to me that she had never mentioned a tip or extra. Nice touch. She came back and offered me water. I tipped her as we walked to the front and saw another lady in the office a BBW that was younger, but still 40's. Nothing IMO to lure me back. I did not ask about anything further than HE nor about the other girl. Part of me feels like a dope for falling for all the ads (I know the pics won't ever be real) and part of me feels like she did a nice job, just without the thrill of someone younger. Part of me feels bad for being a snob about her being older, but. I won't go back, can't recommend it even though the HE was first rate. No secret to be found here.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-15-22 19:19

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

Looks to be the lower floor place.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fal.../22538677.html

I made the same mistake too at first. But this is 6055 Arlington, it's another spa located down the street. Tho I haven't partaken. Might be worth trying. But the 6105 Arlington blvd is suite D and again haven't found the ad for it yet.