Massage Parlor Reports

[AvgJoe123]

Anyone have any experience with Palace? I haven't seen any recent posts regarding this spa, and it comes up with 1 recent post on RM. Ch. I think of VA spas being mostly old, very old, providers, in comparison to MD, especially GB. I would like to check it out but don't want to be disappointed. Their phone number voice Mail isn't even set up and couldn't leave a message and didn't get a return call.

OK, I have a quick update. The phone number listed in Google is wrong, but the pictures for the spa have a different number, and that number works. I hope to check out the facility this week, although it would ge great to have some confirmation about what to expect.

[StuckNmiddle]

So I ended trying the place out under the bank. I called ahead and was told they had 3 options and I get to pick. I arrived 15 minutes later and evidently two were already taken magically. I was shown to room. Entered was a 50+ year old that was frumpy to put it lightly. Little head still wanted to go for FS but was told 300! I went in thinking 200 got me in the game. I was disappointed but opted for NOVA. Then left. Paid for hour and got 40 minutes.

Drove down the street and saw a Thai place across from a donut place. They advertise 50 an hour. Guess I'll give them a try next. I guess expecting someone young and skinny for FS is probably just a pipe dream. Pun attended LOL. Stay safe hunting.

[Eerock]

A bit confused: Is Pim Thai the place in downtown McLean in an office park? It had a sign in front & women were going in there. I knocked on the door and a very pretty girl told me to "go next door," which I did. Got the sense that the place is totally therapeutic.

Pim Thai the spa is legit. It is located right next door to QQ, which advertises on Bedpage.

[Eerock]

I made the same mistake too at first. But this is 6055 Arlington, it's another spa located down the street. Tho I haven't partaken.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/p...102-5/41855681

[PomLovesThais]

A bit confused: Is Pim Thai the place in downtown McLean in an office park? It had a sign in front & women were going in there. I knocked on the door and a very pretty girl told me to "go next door," which I did. Got the sense that the place is totally therapeutic.

The poster is reviewing thai ladies in the area not spas.

[PilotAviator]

Bucky gave a very good (honest from his POV) review of G&G.

Good because some of us would have described his experience with very strong, positive language (for the same experience).

My preference is for a good massage, and a lady who really knows how to edge and use her hands. A lady who allows (perhaps even enjoys) polite roaming, touching, nursing, etc.

What he described I would think was awesome.

Based on his review, I'll be visiting G&G and hope the lady that greets me is the same lady.

I also note that Bucky was respectful in everything he said. He did not "trash" the lady nor the AMP, he stated it was not his preference.

Good on Bucky -- thanks.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

(from Google search: The expression "One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a saying and expression that has been used for ages. Every language in the world has an equivalent to this saying. It simply means that something which is trash to one person can be of value to another.

I have the (bad) habit of using logic in AMP ads if they are advertising a lot, then they must be eager for your business? Right? Not. I fell for it again. In the Vienna area and had seen lots of recent ads for "NOVA's best kept secret" at G&G. I found it and was greeted by an attractive older MMS. I was able to walk in and paid the .8 for an Hr. Turns out it wasn't the MMS but the provider. I assumed she was the only one there. I was disappointed, but tend to let things play out to see how they go. Decent massage with some back walking and plenty of over-complimentary "you so strong" talk (I'm not). On the flip she asked if I had been there before. I admitted I had not been there, but get a lot of massages. She asked if I "only" want massage "or" and grabbed jr looking for the answer. I responded in the affirmative. To be clear since I could see her at this point she was way older than most providers, like 50+ easily. She kept her mask on, but I could tell she was an attractive woman. She was probably smokie hot 30 years ago. At some point she dropped her shorts and I saw that she indeed had the flat back side of a 50+ Asian woman. Pass. She was doing a very skilled job with her hands and I made note that she really knew what she was doing slow and playful, not your younger girl robot jackhammer. I was enjoying it, but I can last and was taking my time. She pulled up her blouse and bra to reveal still nice large probably naturals. I say "probably" because I didn't partake. Weird, I know, I'm not usually an age snob, but in this case just let her do all the work. And she was really good at it, eventually coaxing a release that I couldn't hold back from. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and left the room while I dressed. It occurred to me that she had never mentioned a tip or extra. Nice touch. She came back and offered me water. I tipped her as we walked to the front and saw another lady in the office a BBW that was younger, but still 40's. Nothing IMO to lure me back. I did not ask about anything further than HE nor about the other girl. Part of me feels like a dope for falling for all the ads (I know the pics won't ever be real) and part of me feels like she did a nice job, just without the thrill of someone younger. Part of me feels bad for being a snob about her being older, but. I won't go back, can't recommend it even though the HE was first rate. No secret to be found here.

[TheOuroboros]

Looks to be the lower floor place.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fal.../22538677.html

I made the same mistake too at first. But this is 6055 Arlington, it's another spa located down the street. Tho I haven't partaken. Might be worth trying. But the 6105 Arlington blvd is suite D and again haven't found the ad for it yet.

[DogBert25]

I have seen a few of the ladies below. My experience:

Lisa: No FS on first visit, but then ok with the price of her Nuru service.

Pim Thai: some extras available but not FS, or at least not for me.

Annie: FS available but is firm on an extra $200.

Nysha (not listed below): no FS on first visit, but then OK for an extra $100.

A bit confused: Is Pim Thai the place in downtown McLean in an office park? It had a sign in front & women were going in there. I knocked on the door and a very pretty girl told me to "go next door," which I did. Got the sense that the place is totally therapeutic.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

I have the (bad) habit of using logic in AMP ads— if they are advertising a lot, then they must be eager for your business? Right? Not. I fell for it again. In the Vienna area and had seen lots of recent ads for "NOVA's best kept secret" at G&G. I found it and was greeted by an attractive older MMS. I was able to walk in and paid the .8 for an Hr. Turns out it wasn't the MMS but the provider. I assumed she was the only one there. I was disappointed, but tend to let things play out to see how they go. Decent massage with some back walking and plenty of over-complimentary "you so strong" talk (I'm not). On the flip she asked if I had been there before. I admitted I had not been there, but get a lot of massages. She asked if I "only" want massage "or" and grabbed jr looking for the answer. I responded in the affirmative. To be clear— since I could see her at this point— she was way older than most providers, like 50+ easily. She kept her mask on, but I could tell she was an attractive woman. She was probably smokie hot 30 years ago. At some point she dropped her shorts and I saw that she indeed had the flat back side of a 50+ Asian woman. Pass. She was doing a very skilled job with her hands and I made note that she really knew what she was doing— slow and playful, not your younger girl robot jackhammer. I was enjoying it, but I can last and was taking my time. She pulled up her blouse and bra to reveal still nice large probably naturals. I say "probably" because I didn't partake. Weird, I know, I'm not usually an age snob, but in this case just let her do all the work. And she was really good at it, eventually coaxing a release that I couldn't hold back from. She cleaned me up with a hot towel and left the room while I dressed. It occurred to me that she had never mentioned a tip or extra. Nice touch. She came back and offered me water. I tipped her as we walked to the front and saw another lady in the office— a BBW that was younger, but still 40's. Nothing IMO to lure me back. I did not ask about anything further than HE nor about the other girl. Part of me feels like a dope for falling for all the ads (I know the pics won't ever be real) and part of me feels like she did a nice job, just without the thrill of someone younger. Part of me feels bad for being a snob about her being older, but. I won't go back, can't recommend it even though the HE was first rate. No secret to be found here.

[AvgJoe123]

I finally got in to see Celine at Palace massage in Mclean. She is working solo for the most part so trying to get an appointment is hard. Yes, she is thin with no ass and pimple tits but she does look young. And she wore a mask throughout the session. It's 60 for 30 minutes so I opted to try her out for the 30 minute session. They do have a table shower. She went straight into soft touch mode. I was expecting at least some sort of effort with a legit massage but I guess it's something you have to ask.

Off came her dress and she quoted me 100 for DATY / DATO. She wouldn't take 80. I agreed as at this point, I might as well sample her since I'm there already. She is shaven and she enjoyed my DATY, having convulsed when she came. I clean her a-hole as well, which she seemed to enjoyed. She said to bring more money next time but she would include P2P for the 100 tip rate. She did a nice edging and then grinded away and she was amazed how long I was able to hold off until popping.

I would say for the price, it's not the most bang for your buck.

Anyone have any experience with Palace? I haven't seen any recent posts regarding this spa, and it comes up with 1 recent post on RM. Ch. I think of VA spas being mostly old, very old, providers, in comparison to MD, especially GB. I would like to check it out but don't want to be disappointed. Their phone number voice Mail isn't even set up and couldn't leave a message and didn't get a return call.

[TheOuroboros]

So my main goal appears to be hunting down ACS and AMPs in order to find out this hidden spa in Arlington blvd.

I've been texting random ACS ads in the area hoping for one of them to give me this address but after 6-7 attempts I came up dry.

But, Unwavered I dug up an old bedpage ad number that I thought could be the right place. Negative. But the address they did give me was for a massage place on Main Street in FFX. I well versed in the AMPs in the area, or at least I thought I was. This one was new to me and they don't seem to advertise so I figured what the hell and made my way there. Wasn't the main goal but I felt liked I earned the hiatus.

So this place is in an medical office plaza right next to a HS located all the way in the back. The place has a camera located on the outside with a dingy sign that's simply read "health massage spa" I enter in here and there's a lobby with 2 doors, and 2 more cameras. I thought it a bit overkill, but I figured that's a good sign to letting you know that extras are offered so I rang the bell to the door on the left and a cute middle aged Chinese lady answered the door sporting short shorts and tiny pigtails. Not the cutest but far from ugly. Enough to get me to stay while little head did the piloting. I paid the. 5. She told me her name was Mia.

HH fee for the massage and she treated me to a mediocre rub. Got bored 20 min into and decided to slide my hand up her thigh under the short shorts and play with her ass. This got me in the mood so I flipped and began to undo her shorts and lift up her shirt.

She stopped me and begin the whole "tip? Tip? Tip?" Spiel. Always a mood killer but I guess I had to play the negotiation mini game before I could proceed. She wanted $. 5 for FS and I told her that's too much. She wouldn't agree to my $. 2 counter offer so I told her I'm good then and proceeded to get dressed. Guys don't let little head win. Any gal over 40 here in nova (bombshells excluded) isn't worth more than $. 2 for FS. If you can't get it for $. 2 you can go somewhere else that does. And that's exactly what I told her. She starting giving me a pouty face and I simply told her $. 2 and were game otherwise I leave and you end up with zilch. She finally agreed and went off to get the condom.

She's petite, nice small Bs and had a Vag that was both loose and tight. It was interesting. It went in without a problem but after a few pumps it squeezed up like a shriveled grape and she starting shaking in ecstasy. So I genuinely made her orgasm with little effort which only turned me on more. I had her hop on top and then flipped her around a few times before finishing in missionary.

It was fun and I had wished she made less of a stink about tip negotiations and just let loose with the fun and I would have tipped her no problem. Would have made the experience a 10/10 but because of the little outburst I have to rate the entire thing a 6/10.

Might repeat. But I still have a mission that I'm compelled to complete.

Contributing members can PM me for the address and number of this place if interested.

[Eerock]

Looks to be the lower floor place.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/fal.../22538677.html

Had a second stint at DBS, located at 6105 Arlington Blvd.

I like the convenient office setting which makes for easy parking and a McDonald's right next door. Who doesn't like to chow down on a Big Mac after little Mac is taken care of?

But anyway. Kiki and I go way back. Age is sadly starting to take a toll on her but she still has some nice big natural double Ds that I got to play with while she was cranking my yank. She used to be non FS but offered it to me I guess since she's got to compete with still sexy and (slightly) younger coco. Coco is better looking but Kiki isn't ugly. She's definitely a bit more flabby now and while she looks good for her age (mid 50's) you can tell she's no spring chicken anymore. But Coco's tits are manufactured. Kiki's big teddies are natural, and I always prefer my ladies natural. Nevertheless I can't recommend this spa enough. MMS always takes care of me. And the massage is pretty good and still a bargain for the hour at. 7. YMMV but extras will run you about $. 2 if you opt for the full menu.

[MikeWhiskey]

Pics aren't real, but she is a MILF hottie. Her big boobs are very nice.

Went and saw her. Great massage. Extras are offered, but they are pricey.

[Eerock]

The next building over to the east is a Montessori School.

Had a second stint at DBS, located at 6105 Arlington Blvd.

I like the convenient office setting which makes for easy parking and a McDonald's right next door. Who doesn't like to chow down on a Big Mac after little Mac is taken care of?

But anyway. Kiki and I go way back. Age is sadly starting to take a toll on her but she still has some nice big natural double Ds that I got to play with while she was cranking my yank. She used to be nonFS but offered it to me I guess since she's got to compete with still sexy and (slightly) younger coco. Coco is better looking but Kiki isn't ugly. She's definitely a bit more flabby now and while she looks good for her age (mid 50's) you can tell she's no spring chicken anymore. But cocos tits are manufactured. Kiki's big teddies are natural, and I always prefer my ladies natural. Nevertheless I can't recommend this spa enough. MMS always takes care of me. And the massage is pretty good and still a bargain for the hour at. 7. YMMV but extras will run you about $. 2 if you opt for the full menu.

Interestingly enough, just downstairs from the building MMS mentioned there's a "business" downstairs that isn't a spa but does only boom boom. As I walking out a woman happened to be going inside and I caught a glimpse of an Asian girl wearing a leopard dress, short skirt and big fake boobs peeking out from the vestige. She had a rose tattoo on her arm and while I tried to follow up and inquire about the place she shoos me away and shuts the door on my face bolting it shut with a hard click. An interesting way to tell me to fuck off without saying any words.

I couldn't find any information about this place so they're trying to keep this place a secret but if anyone has any intel. I'd love to be let in the loop on this.

That's all I got for now, love to do a review of this other place but until I get the password (it's not Open Sesame) I'm all out of luck.

[DecentManhood]

Ji Ji is still around but she rebranded completely and works independently from all the other Thais now AFAIK. She goes by Carol / Bonjour Carol now and charges a lot more than she used to.

That's really her? I saw the new Carol profile on the oTHER site. Now I highly question those accounts who gave 9/10 reviews. Frankly I don't mind pay 3+ for GFE with her, but 5 is just outrageous. We have a GPS pandemic in NOVA.