Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 08-17-22 00:07

Goldfinger is closed for remodeling. I guess Coco farting ruined the load bearing walls.

**PriscillaM** · 08-16-22 16:43

Originally Posted by Maxen [View Original Post]

Coco. Also hot. Takes her clothes off and has a decent Bush. I am kind of over her because the one time I was with her and she pulled her pants off she let loose a fart and I finally realized that something can smell worse than the shit the girls eat at goldfinger that stinks up the.

Is she the skinny one with tats up her side with floppy tits and big dark areolas?

Coco the farter does not have floppy tits. They were decent. She does not have huge dark areolas, this is not a USC stem major on seeking arrangements.

She has one tat on her side abdomen.

Watch out for her farts.

**Maxen** · 08-16-22 12:01

Coco. Also hot. Takes her clothes off and has a decent Bush. I am kind of over her because the one time I was with her and she pulled her pants off she let loose a fart and I finally realized that something can smell worse than the shit the girls eat at goldfinger that stinks up the.

Is she the skinny one with tats up her side with floppy tits and big dark areolas?

**Bronco** · 08-15-22 21:15

Moving job to San Pedro from the OC any place in Pedro for a good massage and HJ or BJ finish?

Thanks in advance.

**PriscillaM** · 08-15-22 21:00

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Accu chiro is good. Been there 2 x older latinas. But they offer bb services. They are both older then 40's but they provide for sure. 50 to the house.

120 tip. BBBJ $160.

FS $$20 I think.

Any names or phone numbers?

**PriscillaM** · 08-15-22 20:20

Originally Posted by Spyr0 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

Has anyone ever seen Chloe Luxe? https://www.thatmall.com/chloe/.

I cannot find any information and am not sure if she had a different name in the past.

Thanks!

She was at temple of bliss. I think she left because she needed more net revenues to fund her side ventures, all of which are about as useless as the FISA court warrant issuance supervision program.

She is in north Hollywood / studio city. It is a decent building. Parking is kind of shitty.

When I last saw her at temple of bliss she was about as cheerful as an understudy elephant shit collector at the circus.

Her ass looked like about 20 pounds of chewed gum.

She is probably 300-350 an hour for a weak massage, I do not recommend.

**SushiLust** · 08-15-22 19:02

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Accu chiro is good. Been there 2 x older latinas. But they offer bb services. They are both older then 40's but they provide for sure. 50 to the house.

120 tip. BBBJ $160.

FS $$20 I think.

Cheers. Maybe after some drinks. VIP massage by Cozy looks obv shady. Esp because many must just stumble in.

**Murrican** · 08-15-22 17:20

Originally Posted by RattleSnake02 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

Hi. Welcome to LA.

Go see Mary. She's on Santa Monica boulevard between Corinth and Purdue. There is a big sign saying "Santa Monica Massage".

**PriscillaM** · 08-15-22 12:18

Originally Posted by RattleSnake02 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

Mary is at Santa Monica massage, on Santa Monica boulevard between Corinth and Purdue. There is a big sign saying "Santa Monica Massage".

Mary is a lovely woman in her 30's and likes having all three holes stuffed, mostly bare.

I am not a big fan of Mary because I am not blind.

**NathanR** · 08-15-22 10:50

Originally Posted by RattleSnake02 [View Original Post]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

Why don't you just read the last 20 pages of this thread?

**FunmnGuy** · 08-15-22 03:06

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

**Spyr0** · 08-15-22 02:06

Hi guys,

Has anyone ever seen Chloe Luxe? https://www.thatmall.com/chloe/.

I cannot find any information and am not sure if she had a different name in the past.

Thanks!

**LngTimeMongr** · 08-14-22 23:26

Originally Posted by SushiLust [View Original Post]

You talking overland Starbucks? I tried Thai place 3 x and no love. Accu Chiro looks intimidating LOL.

Accu chiro is good. Been there 2 x older latinas. But they offer bb services. They are both older then 40's but they provide for sure. 50 to the house.

120 tip. BBBJ $160.

FS $$20 I think.

**SushiLust** · 08-14-22 14:03

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

Try the places next to the Starbucks.

You talking overland Starbucks? I tried Thai place 3 x and no love. Accu Chiro looks intimidating LOL.

**LC310** · 08-14-22 13:31

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

First off, I love how all these fookers shit on temple of bliss because they can get a handjob dinner and an uber ride for less. Of course they will not tell you what they are getting for dinner, if it is uber black and the handjob is from some fucken pig in the sgv.

As a poster earlier crystallized, in part, temple of bliss is at the high range because, purportedly, the girls are moist, white, and they are open.

Now, understand this. There is no fooking, blowing, or sucking at the temple. Yes, I know I will get a pm from some dude who ate a box lunch there. It is anomalous and abberrant.

The place is about one thing. Money. The place was NOT closed during Covid. The place raises its rates basically every year. The place does not give you more services if you buy the upsell to trantra.

The place is also there. Even thought 99% of the girls there are on K, they somehow get back to you for scheduling. Try that with any girl on private disappointments.

The problem with the place is not the lack of oral sex, the high price, the tantra bullshit. No, the issue is that the girls there are not moisties. The queen of the joint had this knack for spotting girls off the track. Girls who started college, hooked up with a monstrously loser boyfriend (think a guy who robs a bank on a moped as a getaway), and needs money to support a lifestyle of weed, k, burning man, whole foods 10 times a day, and vaginal steams.

Now, just imaging you are the demo that patronized this place. 35 and up with a fucken gut that will not go away. 1 million at least in your IRA and 3 million in net worth in diverse real estate. For 300 (it was 220), if your asshole was clean, and the girl was high, she would lose herself and for 10 minutes you were the loser boyfriend with a garage band, a shit pad in the 90029, and a drug addiction. Oh to be young again. But now, the place is like England. All past and no future. There are only 2-3 jedis on staff and the rest are drunk.

If this is not for you, then stay way.

I'd rather pound 3-hole Mary at Santa Monica massage than get a handy from a high new age misfit.