Massage Parlor Reports

[PriscillaM]

Hi guys,

Has anyone ever seen Chloe Luxe? https://www.thatmall.com/chloe/.

I cannot find any information and am not sure if she had a different name in the past.

Thanks!

She was at temple of bliss. I think she left because she needed more net revenues to fund her side ventures, all of which are about as useless as the FISA court warrant issuance supervision program.

She is in north Hollywood / studio city. It is a decent building. Parking is kind of shitty.

When I last saw her at temple of bliss she was about as cheerful as an understudy elephant shit collector at the circus.

Her ass looked like about 20 pounds of chewed gum.

She is probably 300-350 an hour for a weak massage, I do not recommend.

[SushiLust]

Accu chiro is good. Been there 2 x older latinas. But they offer bb services. They are both older then 40's but they provide for sure. 50 to the house.

120 tip. BBBJ $160.

FS $$20 I think.

Cheers. Maybe after some drinks. VIP massage by Cozy looks obv shady. Esp because many must just stumble in.

[Murrican]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

Hi. Welcome to LA.

Go see Mary. She's on Santa Monica boulevard between Corinth and Purdue. There is a big sign saying "Santa Monica Massage".

[PriscillaM]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

Mary is at Santa Monica massage, on Santa Monica boulevard between Corinth and Purdue. There is a big sign saying "Santa Monica Massage".

Mary is a lovely woman in her 30's and likes having all three holes stuffed, mostly bare.

I am not a big fan of Mary because I am not blind.

[NathanR]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

Why don't you just read the last 20 pages of this thread?

[FunmnGuy]

Hi guys,

I'm visiting LA for for a week or so and can anyone could recommend some good Asian massage parlor? Thanks in advance.

[Spyr0]

Hi guys,

Has anyone ever seen Chloe Luxe? https://www.thatmall.com/chloe/.

I cannot find any information and am not sure if she had a different name in the past.

Thanks!

[LngTimeMongr]

You talking overland Starbucks? I tried Thai place 3 x and no love. Accu Chiro looks intimidating LOL.

Accu chiro is good. Been there 2 x older latinas. But they offer bb services. They are both older then 40's but they provide for sure. 50 to the house.

120 tip. BBBJ $160.

FS $$20 I think.

[SushiLust]

Try the places next to the Starbucks.

You talking overland Starbucks? I tried Thai place 3 x and no love. Accu Chiro looks intimidating LOL.

[LC310]

First off, I love how all these fookers shit on temple of bliss because they can get a handjob dinner and an uber ride for less. Of course they will not tell you what they are getting for dinner, if it is uber black and the handjob is from some fucken pig in the sgv.

As a poster earlier crystallized, in part, temple of bliss is at the high range because, purportedly, the girls are moist, white, and they are open.

Now, understand this. There is no fooking, blowing, or sucking at the temple. Yes, I know I will get a pm from some dude who ate a box lunch there. It is anomalous and abberrant.

The place is about one thing. Money. The place was NOT closed during Covid. The place raises its rates basically every year. The place does not give you more services if you buy the upsell to trantra.

The place is also there. Even thought 99% of the girls there are on K, they somehow get back to you for scheduling. Try that with any girl on private disappointments.

The problem with the place is not the lack of oral sex, the high price, the tantra bullshit. No, the issue is that the girls there are not moisties. The queen of the joint had this knack for spotting girls off the track. Girls who started college, hooked up with a monstrously loser boyfriend (think a guy who robs a bank on a moped as a getaway), and needs money to support a lifestyle of weed, k, burning man, whole foods 10 times a day, and vaginal steams.

Now, just imaging you are the demo that patronized this place. 35 and up with a fucken gut that will not go away. 1 million at least in your IRA and 3 million in net worth in diverse real estate. For 300 (it was 220), if your asshole was clean, and the girl was high, she would lose herself and for 10 minutes you were the loser boyfriend with a garage band, a shit pad in the 90029, and a drug addiction. Oh to be young again. But now, the place is like England. All past and no future. There are only 2-3 jedis on staff and the rest are drunk.

If this is not for you, then stay way.

I'd rather pound 3-hole Mary at Santa Monica massage than get a handy from a high new age misfit.

[CodyMax33]

I had been there in End of February.

Wanted to try out this place badly after its Jacuzzi ADs in rubratings. It stands out like a legit Massage parlor. The ambience is good. But its filled up pretty quick. There is no phone number or website you can refer to. I went there in the afternoon around 12:30 pm and was told that the next free slot they have is at 2:30. So I leave a deposit of $40 and leave to run some errands and was back by 2:30. They took some more time to prep the bath for me. Guess they had to make sure everything was well sanitized and clean from the person who used it before. Then the lady in front DJ (same as your description) checks with me for which therapist I want and shows me a couple of photos, I went with Veronica a Latina.

By 3 pm Veronica comes by and tells me she's ready. She is wearing an ordinary yoga pant and top. We go into a room, good ambience, its small, has some colored lights, Jacuzzi filling up with hot water and there is an attached bathroom where she asks me to change my clothes and hands me a towel. I get naked and get in the tub, tossing the towel aside. She then changes to a bathsuit and joins me. She gets some oil and start rubbing. I move closer to her, sit in between her legs facing outwards and have her rubbing oil on my back, shoulders for some time. Feels good. I think I need to take it to the next level. Then I hold her hands and move it to the front, to the chest and then slowly down to Jr. Where she laughs. I ask her, this was supposed to be nude massage, and why are you wearing the suit. She says, yeah I can take it off, and I can also take care of him, touching my jr. Who is now diamond hard. I say sure. She says, do you have $100/- . I say no, I can give $50 for this. She agrees immediately and we get down to business. The session was great, I had a lot of ways, standing, behind her, her on my lap, just like sex without the penetration. Her hands were soft and I could spank her feel her all over as much as I liked. I took my time and around the 25 min mark exploded like crazy. She then cleaned me with soap etc. We cleaned left the tip and left a happy and relaxed person. I did not check for any additional Menu. She said she works Mon, Wed, Thur. I checked with the lady in the front for photos of other providers and she said, they are not sure and can only show it on the days they are available. Been pretty busy afte are that and couldn't visit. But worth an experience. Depends on who you get. Should try it out.

Cheers.

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22542430.html

The last time this place was open, it was managed by a humongous black women with equatorial IQ. The staff that I tried was a bigger white girl who was hot, a sort Hindu black gal. Jordyn - that some dude fucked up the ass, and Chanel, a morbidly obese girl who gets like 6 and 7 on the other review site.

I stopped going.

It is open again, and one review discussed how the guy literally had to force mind a handjob.

Any reports?

[PriscillaM]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22542430.html

The last time this place was open, it was managed by a humongous black women with equatorial IQ. The staff that I tried was a bigger white girl who was hot, a sort Hindu black gal. Jordyn - that some dude fucked up the ass, and Chanel, a morbidly obese girl who gets like 6 and 7 on the other review site.

I stopped going.

It is open again, and one review discussed how the guy literally had to force mind a handjob.

Any reports?

[PriscillaM]

New to the hood, drunkenly tried LA flowers and the spots next to Bigfoot. Anything else worthwhile? Chick at lavender spa spit on her hands and I nearly jumped the Fck out. Lotta Thai places seem too legit. Delivery is expensive. Looking for simple flip and jerk, maybe some tits but don't need to go full.

Try the places next to the Starbucks.

[SushiLust]

New to the hood, drunkenly tried LA flowers and the spots next to Bigfoot. Anything else worthwhile? Chick at lavender spa spit on her hands and I nearly jumped the Fck out. Lotta Thai places seem too legit. Delivery is expensive. Looking for simple flip and jerk, maybe some tits but don't need to go full.

[PriscillaM]

I'm with you on that. I always compare what I spend to what I can do otherwise with the money.

180 dollars will get me a high end massage at Burke Williams. Or a low end massage with a happy ending. Ill do the latter most of the time.

But 300 dollars? That's a happy ending massage, followed by a steak dinner at mastros and an Uber deluxe back home. I'll take that over a 300 dollar happy ending.

First off, I love how all these fookers shit on temple of bliss because they can get a handjob dinner and an uber ride for less. Of course they will not tell you what they are getting for dinner, if it is uber black and the handjob is from some fucken pig in the sgv.

As a poster earlier crystallized, in part, temple of bliss is at the high range because, purportedly, the girls are moist, white, and they are open.

Now, understand this. There is no fooking, blowing, or sucking at the temple. Yes, I know I will get a pm from some dude who ate a box lunch there. It is anomalous and abberrant.

The place is about one thing. Money. The place was NOT closed during Covid. The place raises its rates basically every year. The place does not give you more services if you buy the upsell to trantra.

The place is also there. Even thought 99% of the girls there are on K, they somehow get back to you for scheduling. Try that with any girl on private disappointments.

The problem with the place is not the lack of oral sex, the high price, the tantra bullshit. No, the issue is that the girls there are not moisties. The queen of the joint had this knack for spotting girls off the track. Girls who started college, hooked up with a monstrously loser boyfriend (think a guy who robs a bank on a moped as a getaway), and needs money to support a lifestyle of weed, k, burning man, whole foods 10 times a day, and vaginal steams.

Now, just imaging you are the demo that patronized this place. 35 and up with a fucken gut that will not go away. 1 million at least in your IRA and 3 million in net worth in diverse real estate. For 300 (it was 220), if your asshole was clean, and the girl was high, she would lose herself and for 10 minutes you were the loser boyfriend with a garage band, a shit pad in the 90029, and a drug addiction. Oh to be young again. But now, the place is like England. All past and no future. There are only 2-3 jedis on staff and the rest are drunk.

If this is not for you, then stay way.