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**KoolKeith323** · 08-18-22 02:59

Originally Posted by AssusPrime [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Pretty_Kittty

OK boys. Some more intel for all you pervs with cash to spend.

She is the girl in the profile pics. Her self description is accurate:

I'm 5'9, 135 lbs, Slim and Trim.

Bright Green Eyes.

No makeup or perfume.

Long Black Hair and Loads of Fun!

I would add 5-10 years to the age. She has a nice soft body and large shapley tatas. They are not saggy and still perky. Very friendly and welcoming. Relaxed. She is an old pro.

Her BBBJ was so so. Her kitty was tight enough and she did some dfk and lfk. I have had better. I prefer younger. No more milfs for me.

I will agree. Service lacks and not like old times. Way more out there that's better. Her fans may disagree and tell. Oh well. Just stating facts.

**SunMoonStars11** · 08-17-22 23:06

So she flaked on my pretty bad last week. I told her I was going give her a bad rating for it. She responds days later with essentially "LOL you have no network". Is that how thinks work around here now?

**AssusPrime** · 08-17-22 20:36

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Pretty_Kittty

OK boys. Some more intel for all you pervs with cash to spend.

She is the girl in the profile pics. Her self description is accurate:

I'm 5'9, 135 lbs, Slim and Trim.

Bright Green Eyes.

No makeup or perfume.

Long Black Hair and Loads of Fun!

I would add 5-10 years to the age. She has a nice soft body and large shapley tatas. They are not saggy and still perky. Very friendly and welcoming. Relaxed. She is an old pro.

Her BBBJ was so so. Her kitty was tight enough and she did some dfk and lfk. I have had better. I prefer younger. No more milfs for me.

**LaDude213** · 08-16-22 19:40

Originally Posted by EmcSquared [View Original Post]

Guys booking CandyJewelz not be looking for crazy chromosome deficient chick in your link.

They be looking for crazy creampie chick below LOL.

I appreciate your contribution! God damn!

**ChrisPoontang** · 08-16-22 13:26

Originally Posted by EmcSquared [View Original Post]

Guys booking CandyJewelz not be looking for crazy chromosome deficient chick in your link.

They be looking for crazy creampie chick below LOL.

Jedi, everyone knows she is dropping trick babies left and right.

**EmcSquared** · 08-16-22 10:01

Originally Posted by SkyPlox [View Original Post]

You guys need Jesus.

This the girl you all praising and coughing up 400 for lmao? A girl missing a few chromosomes.

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh156x87FJk7I5deWr/disturbing-af-dude-smacks-the-fire-out-his-wife-after-she-kept-putting-hands-on-him-during-a-live-stream-left-her-leaking

Guys booking CandyJewelz not be looking for crazy chromosome deficient chick in your link.

They be looking for crazy creampie chick below LOL.

**SkyPlox** · 08-14-22 18:51

Originally Posted by FlakeUmms [View Original Post]

She is legit deranged and her daddy is worse. Tread carefully.

This the girl why'all praising and coughing up 400 for lmao? A girl missing a few chromosomes.

https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/w...ft-her-leaking

**ModernHouseFan** · 08-13-22 19:28

Originally Posted by DaddyChill [View Original Post]

Anybody have info on this one? She's in my area atm. Saves me the drive.

Same brother! I like most of that youthful spinner / crew and hopefully she's up there with service / looks, etc. !

**DaddyChill** · 08-13-22 17:54

Anybody have info on this one? She's in my area atm. Saves me the drive.

**IHaveAznFever** · 08-13-22 12:14

Wow.

I've always had a good time with her. Never any issues that you're describing.

Yeah. She's an older Hispanic and the pics are not too recent, but they are representative and don't give you any illusion of a hot MILF.

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

This is Brandy:

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/chevysback

The pictures she uses are old and heavily photoshopped.

She was selling ass in Canoga Park last night so I wanted to see what she was about.

I get to the location which was a decent enough but I get to the room and things go south really quick.

She has heavily dyed black hair that covers her face and she was wearing an all black Mumu so I couldn't tell the body.

I get in and ask to use the bathroom (I always do so that I can make sure no one else is there).

I come back out and she moves her hair out of her face and BAM! I see an old ass face with bumps that look like Tijuana cosmetic surgeries that have shifted in the decades since.

I'm a hardcore pervert just like you guys so I ask her to squat down so that she can suck my cock if I can manage to get a boner.

She asks "Can I sit on the bed instead" and I'm like "No, its okay" and I leave a $50 on the tv stand and walk out.

I left because I got to see more of her terrible body, unshapely legs and ugly feet.

I had seen enough and there's no way I was going to get stiff with her.

She might have been somewhat attractive in the 70's but she's been living a really really rough life of drugs and motorcycle gangs since then.

**Pwa251** · 08-10-22 21:40

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

Let's see.

Bring her home = the risks of?

Stealing from you.

Robbing you or her daddy / pimp will? They know where you love now so she can set you up down the road?

He can spread rumors to "your" neighbors.

Steal from your neighbors.

Steal your personal info (ie: checks, credit card statements, insurance info for fraud down the road).

Sabatoging your tooth brush or toothpaste or shampoo in the bathroom (I have a friend who had this happen to).

Taking pics of your house / rooms / bathroom or family pics and use it for blackmail down the road if ya have a wife or gf?

Hotel = below if you use it for one specific purpose and leave wallet / I'd and cc's in car or at home.

She can steal the towels, toletries, hair dryer.

I would rather have her steal the hotel stuff.

Not one of these things has ever happened to me. Not once. In over ten years. That's a lot of luck. Or maybe it's something else. Like having good taste. Doesn't really matter, I'm too lazy to change now.

**ChrisPoontang** · 08-10-22 15:27

This is Brandy:

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/chevysback

The pictures she uses are old and heavily photoshopped.

She was selling ass in Canoga Park last night so I wanted to see what she was about.

I get to the location which was a decent enough but I get to the room and things go south really quick.

She has heavily dyed black hair that covers her face and she was wearing an all black Mumu so I couldn't tell the body.

I get in and ask to use the bathroom (I always do so that I can make sure no one else is there).

I come back out and she moves her hair out of her face and BAM! I see an old ass face with bumps that look like Tijuana cosmetic surgeries that have shifted in the decades since.

I'm a hardcore pervert just like you guys so I ask her to squat down so that she can suck my cock if I can manage to get a boner.

She asks "Can I sit on the bed instead" and I'm like "No, its okay" and I leave a $50 on the tv stand and walk out.

I left because I got to see more of her terrible body, unshapely legs and ugly feet.

I had seen enough and there's no way I was going to get stiff with her.

She might have been somewhat attractive in the 70's but she's been living a really really rough life of drugs and motorcycle gangs since then.

**HapaBoy86** · 08-09-22 22:47

Ritala_111 fill on space cadet major YMMV.

I wanted to just walk but just let jr slam inside her (cfs) and bailed.

**HapaBoy86** · 08-09-22 21:15

Originally Posted by MisterChango [View Original Post]

She's got some White knight regulars that keep her busy. She's heavier than pics. Over priced. Not worth the expense.

My guess this is Elitearona not Elitearola?

If yes, yah she got a list of reg list of repeat dudes but I enjoy sticking jr in her butt!

Man she enjoys getting her butthole drilled and them ass cheeks have gotten a lot more jiggly the last time I pounded away in doggy.