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  1. #7784

    ChevysBack

    Wow.

    I've always had a good time with her. Never any issues that you're describing.

    Yeah. She's an older Hispanic and the pics are not too recent, but they are representative and don't give you any illusion of a hot MILF.

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang  [View Original Post]
    This is Brandy:

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/chevysback

    The pictures she uses are old and heavily photoshopped.

    She was selling ass in Canoga Park last night so I wanted to see what she was about.

    I get to the location which was a decent enough but I get to the room and things go south really quick.

    She has heavily dyed black hair that covers her face and she was wearing an all black Mumu so I couldn't tell the body.

    I get in and ask to use the bathroom (I always do so that I can make sure no one else is there).

    I come back out and she moves her hair out of her face and BAM! I see an old ass face with bumps that look like Tijuana cosmetic surgeries that have shifted in the decades since.

    I'm a hardcore pervert just like you guys so I ask her to squat down so that she can suck my cock if I can manage to get a boner.

    She asks "Can I sit on the bed instead" and I'm like "No, its okay" and I leave a $50 on the tv stand and walk out.

    I left because I got to see more of her terrible body, unshapely legs and ugly feet.

    I had seen enough and there's no way I was going to get stiff with her.

    She might have been somewhat attractive in the 70's but she's been living a really really rough life of drugs and motorcycle gangs since then.

  2. #7783

    Guess I've been lucky

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Let's see.

    Bring her home = the risks of?

    Stealing from you.

    Robbing you or her daddy / pimp will? They know where you love now so she can set you up down the road?

    He can spread rumors to "your" neighbors.

    Steal from your neighbors.

    Steal your personal info (ie: checks, credit card statements, insurance info for fraud down the road).

    Sabatoging your tooth brush or toothpaste or shampoo in the bathroom (I have a friend who had this happen to).

    Taking pics of your house / rooms / bathroom or family pics and use it for blackmail down the road if ya have a wife or gf?

    Hotel = below if you use it for one specific purpose and leave wallet / I'd and cc's in car or at home.

    She can steal the towels, toletries, hair dryer.

    I would rather have her steal the hotel stuff.
    Not one of these things has ever happened to me. Not once. In over ten years. That's a lot of luck. Or maybe it's something else. Like having good taste. Doesn't really matter, I'm too lazy to change now.

  3. #7782
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2687

    A complete waste of time.

    This is Brandy:

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/chevysback

    The pictures she uses are old and heavily photoshopped.

    She was selling ass in Canoga Park last night so I wanted to see what she was about.

    I get to the location which was a decent enough but I get to the room and things go south really quick.

    She has heavily dyed black hair that covers her face and she was wearing an all black Mumu so I couldn't tell the body.

    I get in and ask to use the bathroom (I always do so that I can make sure no one else is there).

    I come back out and she moves her hair out of her face and BAM! I see an old ass face with bumps that look like Tijuana cosmetic surgeries that have shifted in the decades since.

    I'm a hardcore pervert just like you guys so I ask her to squat down so that she can suck my cock if I can manage to get a boner.

    She asks "Can I sit on the bed instead" and I'm like "No, its okay" and I leave a $50 on the tv stand and walk out.

    I left because I got to see more of her terrible body, unshapely legs and ugly feet.

    I had seen enough and there's no way I was going to get stiff with her.

    She might have been somewhat attractive in the 70's but she's been living a really really rough life of drugs and motorcycle gangs since then.

  4. #7781
    Ritala_111 fill on space cadet major YMMV.

    I wanted to just walk but just let jr slam inside her (cfs) and bailed.

  5. #7780
    Quote Originally Posted by MisterChango  [View Original Post]
    She's got some White knight regulars that keep her busy. She's heavier than pics. Over priced. Not worth the expense.
    My guess this is Elitearona not Elitearola?

    If yes, yah she got a list of reg list of repeat dudes but I enjoy sticking jr in her butt!

    Man she enjoys getting her butthole drilled and them ass cheeks have gotten a lot more jiggly the last time I pounded away in doggy.

  6. #7779
    Quote Originally Posted by MisterChango  [View Original Post]
    She's got some White knight regulars that keep her busy. She's heavier than pics. Over priced. Not worth the expense.
    Ah damn OK. Its hard as hell to find a regular in the valley to drop a load on once a week.

  7. #7778

    Yeah, that's why they all say but.

    Quote Originally Posted by SlutFucker  [View Original Post]
    BBFS but it was to expensive (8) for my budget at the time.
    10-1 odds eventually she will bite on the bait and take hella less more. ESPECIALLY if she didn't outright say no.

  8. #7777

    Gps

    Quote Originally Posted by TacoBandit  [View Original Post]
    What's up with Eliteareola?

    She's always near my work so I'd love to stop in to dump a quick load on her face but she doesn't respond to my PMs. I've got a good network with no negatives.
    She's got some White knight regulars that keep her busy. She's heavier than pics. Over priced. Not worth the expense.

  9. #7776
    What's up with Eliteareola?

    She's always near my work so I'd love to stop in to dump a quick load on her face but she doesn't respond to my PMs. I've got a good network with no negatives.

  10. #7775
    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Let's see.

    Bring her home = the risks of?

    Stealing from you.

    Robbing you or her daddy / pimp will? They know where you love now so she can set you up down the road?

    He can spread rumors to "your" neighbors.

    Steal from your neighbors.

    Steal your personal info (ie: checks, credit card statements, insurance info for fraud down the road).

    Sabatoging your tooth brush or toothpaste or shampoo in the bathroom (I have a friend who had this happen to).

    Taking pics of your house / rooms / bathroom or family pics and use it for blackmail down the road if ya have a wife or gf?

    Hotel = below if you use it for one specific purpose and leave wallet / I'd and cc's in car or at home.

    She can steal the towels, toletries, hair dryer.

    I would rather have her steal the hotel stuff.
    On reddit I saw some SWs talk about having incall at their private residence and a sizeable majority preferred hotels for a lot of the same trust issues that you don't want a hooker in your house. There really isn't much upside to host where you live full time for either party, and a whole hell of a lot of downsides.

  11. #7774
    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Let's see.

    Bring her home = the risks of?

    Stealing from you.

    Robbing you or her daddy / pimp will? They know where you love now so she can set you up down the road?

    He can spread rumors to "your" neighbors.

    Steal from your neighbors.

    Steal your personal info (ie: checks, credit card statements, insurance info for fraud down the road).

    Sabatoging your tooth brush or toothpaste or shampoo in the bathroom (I have a friend who had this happen to).

    Taking pics of your house / rooms / bathroom or family pics and use it for blackmail down the road if ya have a wife or gf?.
    Years ago I did an outcall to my place and the woman refused to leave unless I paid more. I didn't want to touch her because I didn't want her claiming I assaulted her so I didn't know how to stop her from going around my place. She found some mail and texted someone (I assume her handler) and then started yelling my name and where I work. I finally called the police and that's what got her to leave. Luckily I never heard from her or her handler again.

    I did do outcalls to my place with another woman last year, but that was after seeing her multiple times at her incall.

  12. #7773
    Quote Originally Posted by Pwa251  [View Original Post]
    So you prefer to go to the shitty, uncomfortable, dirty pizza restaurant rather than order delivery and eat in your own bed?

    Ok.
    Let's see.

    Bring her home = the risks of?

    Stealing from you.

    Robbing you or her daddy / pimp will? They know where you love now so she can set you up down the road?

    He can spread rumors to "your" neighbors.

    Steal from your neighbors.

    Steal your personal info (ie: checks, credit card statements, insurance info for fraud down the road).

    Sabatoging your tooth brush or toothpaste or shampoo in the bathroom (I have a friend who had this happen to).

    Taking pics of your house / rooms / bathroom or family pics and use it for blackmail down the road if ya have a wife or gf?

    Hotel = below if you use it for one specific purpose and leave wallet / I'd and cc's in car or at home.

    She can steal the towels, toletries, hair dryer.

    I would rather have her steal the hotel stuff.

  13. #7772
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sophii

    Anyone seen her? I just verified her Instagram, the girl on HX is definitely the girl on Instagram.

    Whats the menu and prices, one of my fetishes is to bang an animated looking girl.
    Damn, was doing some research when passed by this post. So tragic that she passed so young. I just wish I could have been one of the lucky ones to inseminate her before she left us.

    A moment of silence for the departed. Live Fast, Die Young 😔.

  14. #7771
    Quote Originally Posted by Pwa251  [View Original Post]
    So you prefer to go to the shitty, uncomfortable, dirty pizza restaurant rather than order delivery and eat in your own bed?

    Ok.
    Absolutely! The worker at the pizza place can't come back, rob my house, show up unexpected (with a crew), or cause some other BS, If they don't know where the hell I live.

    I'd rather take my chances away from some shit I own.

  15. #7770
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear818  [View Original Post]
    I personally like both Camii and her sister, but her sister does have a very pretty face. Camii also has a very fine shaped body and I would spend a good 30 minutes going down on her and suck every drop of her cream and lick it clean. If her sister makes herself available, I would also pay top dollar to connect with her as well.
    Her sister has worked at one of the coffee shops in OC.

    I think her sister is not at that point in life where she needs to deal with unstable and stalker peeps.

    I had a convo with Cami about her sister.

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