Massage Parlor Reports

**GuavaMan** · 08-15-22 19:04

I have been mongering for a while, figured I would join the community.

Recently I have been hitting it pretty hard. All reviews within last 2 weeks.

Lucky Spa Cornell. I have been here 3 times. Twice with a middle aged lady. She has a pretty nice rack and puts on a decent performance. Her face is caked in makeup but you can still see she is old. BB services can be had if you have the scratch $$. 5 . One time with an old lady. She was ugly as sin and complained that my whopper jr. (3. 5") was too big. She was pretty old, 60's at least. Not fun. . 7.

Beaverton Foot. I have been here once. Street parking is slim and neighbourhood seems to be busy at all times of the day. I had an old grandma. Decent rack, but with a granny pouch and lacking in the rear. HJ only, but "next time" everything available. Bring your own raincoat if you want to get wet. . 9.

Red Rose Crystal Heart. Place is not good. Old granny with a c section scar led me in. Massage was bad. Open menu with saran wrap. Pay too much for no saran wrap. On very busy street for your walk of shame. $. 9.

Sunny Vancouver. Strip mall joint. Went on weekend morning. Got some older lady. She had some saggy tits and no ass. Was a decent time and my style of massage. Come in, order, leave. There was a cute spinner, but she was with another client. $$.

Lan Xin Vancouv. Next to Sunny. Same morning. Got an old grandma. Not attractive but had a nice personality. Open safe menu. $$.

**OneOne9** · 08-15-22 16:19

I was in the area and in the mood for a massage w / o extras. I had an excellent massage at their sister store Elegance so I thought why not? Mia is a slim friendly grannie with a big smile under her mask. She has a lot of reviews on rubmaps but I cannot read them. Anyway, just an average massage at best with nothing to indicate there are extras to be had. 40/30 + $10 tip For some reason I think the service improves with a 60 minute session but I'm undecided if I will repeat to find out.

**FunGuy6** · 08-15-22 15:35

Originally Posted by TigardMale [View Original Post]

I'm a west side guy, but this sounded interesting. Full Service 168.

http://pinkbodyrubs.com/ads/10979

This is a brand new place Coco Spa.

Are you willin TOFTT?

**TigardMale** · 08-15-22 14:51

I'm a west side guy, but this sounded interesting. Full Service 168.

http://pinkbodyrubs.com/ads/10979

**MrBigPdx** · 08-14-22 15:13

Wanted to gather a bit more intel on place near NW 19th and Quimby. As I said in my previous post, I am going to try and contribute more. Honestly I read a lot of posts here and don't understand the difficulties many have. Maybe I am just lucky but I seem to always find the young sexy AF girls who are sweet and not greedy. Have plenty of intel so feel free to PM me so we can share Knowledge. I'm also in shape, groomed, and make sure I'm freshly showered and smelling good. A little effort goes a long way. Anyhow, go to this place and ask for Tina. I had a long chat with her and learned that she's trying to have the American dream and a thriving business. Normally I'd keep this place to myself because she is so damn sexy, but she struck a cord with me. Most of these girls have had a much harder life than anyone of us. Anyhow, be good to her and help her biz. She is like 5'2", and has a tight little body. I went back again and she was wearing a little skirt. So short you could see the bottom of her ass. Really got me going. Again massage was very relaxing and the extras were amazing. I'm pretty big and she knows how to work it. Again, she's got something about "Daddies." LOL. When your having your fun, say, "Your daddy told me to come see you because you've been a bad girl." shit like that. Not sure why but it's hot.

**BillJ1984** · 08-14-22 05:34

Stopped by the Blue and Star on the Westside. It was ok got a medium hard massage and standard finish with some cocos out. Stopped by ZFM very weak massage and boring standard finish. She's gotten very stingy with her extras. Idk why tho.

**Dexxzy** · 08-14-22 00:33

Scouting.

SW 124th.

The good looking 30's gal that worked there is now gone. Replaced with someone older and not my type. She was with another customer at the time so I used that excuse to dip out.

SE Powell near bridge.

Cici is gone and replacement is average looking (not bad, but disappointing after CiCi). Massage was decent, but skipped most of the extras.

**MrBigPdx** · 08-13-22 23:15

Originally Posted by Habeed [View Original Post]

I tried the place. Dunno if it was same girl, this one wasn't very pretty. But she gave an excellent massage, I felt I got good value. Opted for a HJ though I am pretty sure she offers FS.

Must have been a different girl. The one I saw was young, sexy, and very naughty.

**Habeed** · 08-13-22 21:48

Originally Posted by MrBigPdx [View Original Post]

Long time lurker. Going to a try and post more. Found a new place near NW 19th and Quimby.

Greeted by tiny spinner type, short skirt. Prob in her late 20's. Very pretty and nice. Massage was excellent and everything else was incredible. She can take a good pounding and is very enthusiastic. Tell her "daddy told me to see you" . Sounds weird but she absolutely lost it in a good way. Trust me.

I tried the place. Dunno if it was same girl, this one wasn't very pretty. But she gave an excellent massage, I felt I got good value. Opted for a HJ though I am pretty sure she offers FS.

**Number3344** · 08-13-22 19:27

Originally Posted by MrBigPdx [View Original Post]

Long time lurker. Going to a try and post more. Found a new place near NW 19th and Quimby.

Greeted by tiny spinner type, short skirt. Prob in her late 20's. Very pretty and nice. Massage was excellent and everything else was incredible. She can take a good pounding and is very enthusiastic. Tell her "daddy told me to see you" . Sounds weird but she absolutely lost it in a good way. Trust me.

What did you pay for the experience? Any name to ask for?

**MrBigPdx** · 08-13-22 15:11

Long time lurker. Going to a try and post more. Found a new place near NW 19th and Quimby.

Greeted by tiny spinner type, short skirt. Prob in her late 20's. Very pretty and nice. Massage was excellent and everything else was incredible. She can take a good pounding and is very enthusiastic. Tell her "daddy told me to see you" . Sounds weird but she absolutely lost it in a good way. Trust me.

**MeeLikeeAsians** · 08-13-22 03:19

Originally Posted by IntoFun [View Original Post]

I took the tall lady for a run today. Not bad at all. I gave her a pretty long ride and she responded well.

Hope this helps.

Yes, it makes sense that she responded well to you and not to him. Sounds like you entered, showed her some respect and were rewarded for doing so.

People can tell when someone's just checking things out and wasting their time.

**IntoFun** · 08-12-22 22:47

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

I stopped in a few days ago, met a taller attractive lady and a shorter thicker one. The taller one got an attitude when she realized I did not have time to stay. I would have returned if she had not talked under breath in Chinese about me. Let us know if you take her for a test drive.

I took the tall lady for a run today. Not bad at all. I gave her a pretty long ride and she responded well.

Hope this helps.

**BillJ1984** · 08-12-22 21:30

Was in the area on the Westside, I come to have some Zen and I seem to not get any extras anymore??been trying this whole month, only get standard finish. Does anyone have the same problem?

**Wagnerb** · 08-12-22 20:28

I used to see Lala a couple times a month at Sunshine until she moved south last month. I could still get action from her replacement. But the last week or so, the shop has the door locked, and I came by in the afternoon. Was the place closed down? Still has the window art, so it doesn't look like they moved out.