Massage Parlor Reports

**GPS000** · 08-15-22 16:50

What's the fascination with these Asian girls. Nothing sexy about them at all. They're robotic. English is terrible. Shitty massage. Want tips upfront. Over-priced. Any Hispanic or ebony massage places. I might as well give them a shot.

**SR7D1** · 08-15-22 15:00

I went back 35 pages looking for a Latin massage parlor and came up empty. Can anyone assist? PM is fine.

Have not written a report yet on Saturdays AMP visit but will post in the forum later today. Need to find the name of it before I get ahead of myself. Thanks!

**SR7D1** · 08-15-22 13:42

Originally Posted by HKahuna55 [View Original Post]

Any fellows have any info:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...each-fl-152737

There are no reviews. I usually skip those. Alternatively you can TOFTT and let us know. Good luck!

**HKahuna55** · 08-15-22 09:42

Any fellows have any info:

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...each-fl-152737

**Retired11** · 08-14-22 07:04

Any comments on the massage in north ft Myers? Is it worth the trip?

**RodStewart** · 08-13-22 06:06

Originally Posted by BoomBoom13 [View Original Post]

Saw a review on another website about golden spa and decided to drive up there to see Amanda. Everything from the review I saw on the other site was bogus. A waste of my time to drive up there. I'd go in the details but it would take too long. I'm always good to the girls and respectful. I think the other post might've been the owner posting herself. You never know.

There are SOOO many decent options in PC, like Lotus, Taiji, and whatever Jasmine Bee is calling itself now. No reason to mess with GPS money pits like Golden. Even Celestial in NFM is worth the drive if just want to be sure you're going to get good BANG for your buck.

**DC002** · 08-12-22 13:49

Went to the Mission Hills spa. By Winn Dixie near Vanderbuilt and Collier to see my all time favorite, Coco. She is back there with a new girl Susan.

Coco described Susan. Could be my sister! Cute and nice from when we met. She said try her- nice! I will next time with Coco recommendation. It is funny how they know we like variety and they usually don't mind sharing customers if they also like the other girl.

The location is a little out of the way for me but I will be back to vist Susan and say hello to Coco. Maybe a 4 hands session would be fun?

Coco always treats me nice and has me coming back for more. Susan looks like a tasty dish and if trained by Coco, probably delivers delight too. Let me know!

Of course I do tip well and as a great guy once said: Be nice to the girls and they will be nice to you.

Smile and joke around and show respect.

Dreaming on,

DC.

**Boom Boom13** · 08-11-22 16:11

Originally Posted by RubMe69 [View Original Post]

Needed some are&are and TLC and decided to visit Golden Spa in Port Charlotte. Their ads on STG indicated that I would get just what I needed. I had a bad experience when they first opened from the owner Cindy so I should have known better. Was met at the door by Mia who took me back to the massage room. Mia was definitely a looker and I was excited to get the relief I needed. As soon as the massage began I immediately realized that she had no clue how to give a massage and it went from a horrible massage to a real bad back walk that was all over the place. About 10 minutes in I was asked to turn over and the negotiations began. I couldn't believe the arrogance that she displayed as we walked through the wants and needs and the price required. I should have got up and left but I let her good looks get the best of me. Seems that Cindy trained her as it was the same display of GPS from her over a year ago. Gentlemen don't waste your time going here. I have been doing the spa thing for about 20 years and this rates as the worst I've ever visited. Cindy is still there so you can only expect the same type of experience from her. Unbelievable that they are still in business.

Saw a review on another website about golden spa and decided to drive up there to see Amanda. Everything from the review I saw on the other site was bogus. A waste of my time to drive up there. I'd go in the details but it would take too long. I'm always good to the girls and respectful. I think the other post might've been the owner posting herself. You never know.

**SpecialOne8** · 08-09-22 23:49

Sorry to read your experience was not like the one I enjoyed. Truth be told, when it comes to negotiating, you have to have a little Trump in you. These girls get anywhere between 30 and 50 mario coins for every one hour house fee they take in. The tip is all gravy so keep that in mind next time you go in for a rub and more. As other members here have suggested, when the girl asks for more than you are willing to offer, tell her: "Never mind, I'm good, just focus on a good massage for the remainder of my visit. " I guarantee you will get a much better response when they see they are not getting a tip at all or nothing more than a Ham at best. Cash is king, especially in AMPs, so when they see a bunch of Jacksons just waiting to be released from your leather wallet, these grills will come around to your way of thinking faster than you think. You'll see.

Originally Posted by OnlyBoysTalk [View Original Post]

This review got me to pay a visit, and I would say that it was different. I paid for hour massage, and it was decent. After the flip, she was firm on $$ for 'bang bang' gesture. It was ok as she was rushing. YMMV. Maybe gets better if you pay multiple visits?

These prices are out of control for providers that are just not into it. Stay safe.

**RodStewart** · 08-09-22 16:18

Originally Posted by RubMe69 [View Original Post]

Needed some are&are and TLC and decided to visit Golden Spa in Port Charlotte. Their ads on STG indicated that I would get just what I needed. I had a bad experience when they first opened from the owner Cindy so I should have known better. Was met at the door by Mia who took me back to the massage room. Mia was definitely a looker and I was excited to get the relief I needed. As soon as the massage began I immediately realized that she had no clue how to give a massage and it went from a horrible massage to a real bad back walk that was all over the place. About 10 minutes in I was asked to turn over and the negotiations began. I couldn't believe the arrogance that she displayed as we walked through the wants and needs and the price required. I should have got up and left but I let her good looks get the best of me. Seems that Cindy trained her as it was the same display of GPS from her over a year ago. Gentlemen don't waste your time going here. I have been doing the spa thing for about 20 years and this rates as the worst I've ever visited. Cindy is still there so you can only expect the same type of experience from her. Unbelievable that they are still in business.

Yeah, I agree, GPS here and not worth the hassle. I paid for the hour, after 15 minutes of fake massage, she asked what I wanted, I said "boom boom, baby" and she asked how much, I always start at 1 with first-timers to give room to negotiate, she said 3, I actually blurted out "3? Really loud. She wouldn't come lower than two, I said that's ridiculous and told her I know what the market rate is, she actually said "maybe at other praces but not here". I knew I was going to walk out if she didn't come down to at least 1.4 (usually pay 1.2), but I paid that hour fee, so I said let me think about it and laid back down on my stomach. She said "not too rong" and started "massaging" again. After about 10 minutes, she said "Baby?" I said I'm hungry, I'm going to go get some schnitzel, and started dressing. She left, came back as I finished dressing with a bottle of water, I declined, pointed at the $10 change from the fee on the table and said "that's yours" and saw myself out. This is the place next to the bingo hall. I don't like the location because there's always people smoking outside of that bingo hall, and I prefer a discrete ingress / egress.

BTW. Been lurking on this board for about 20 years, here and in Chicago. Glad to finally contribute.

**DC002** · 08-08-22 14:44

Good advice.

Quote Originally Posted by Gotj17.

Man, you guys walk out? Was your time up? If you paid for an hour and have 20 minutes left and you just leave?

When the negotiations are not going well I just flip back over and say "Just rub my neck and shoulders some more. " and relax.

That gets their attention. Just don't move. Either she'll come down or she won't but I'm getting my times worth either way.

Nothing but the facts. Good recommendation on your part.

Nothing but the facts. Good recommendation on your part.

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My favorite thing is when they ask if you want water? . trying to signal massage is over.

And there is 10 to 20 minutes left, just roll over on stomach and say:

"no thanks, not thirsty until you are done. We have 15 minutes left. " . Sometimes pointing at the clock. They are usually speachless.

DC002.

**SwampThang7** · 08-06-22 14:10

Originally Posted by Gotj17 [View Original Post]

Man, you guys walk out? Was your time up? If you paid for an hour and have 20 minutes left and you just leave?

When the negotiations are not going well I just flip back over and say "Just rub my neck and shoulders some more. " and relax.

That gets their attention. Just don't move. Either she'll come down or she won't but I'm getting my times worth either way.

Nothing but the facts. Good recommendation on your part.

**Member #6452** · 08-06-22 12:29

Originally Posted by Poh123 [View Original Post]

I visited this place a few days ago and the picture is accurate BUT it's really expensive to get full service not worth it 100% the other massage she offers is b2 b but still not full service. I was simply told hands only. Also the person you are texting is not the masseuse, it's the owner sending people to the people that are working for him / her. Pm if you want more specifics. I wouldn't repeat.

Unfortunately this was also my experience. I will say the positives was the location, everything was new and clean.

**Gotj17** · 08-06-22 12:26

Originally Posted by TilapiaDinner [View Original Post]

A few months back I stopped by the AMP in and Naples near the Subway on 41 and across the street from the Changs place. I had been there before and got a nice rub and tug for $ plus the house fee. Well I stopped in, was friendly with the young lady and laid 150 on the table so she could see her tip. She began a lackluster massage and in 5 minutes asked what I want. I motioned for BJ. Which I thought was reasonable for the donation given ($150) she whined and complained and said more. We discussed this for about a minute until I got up, took my tip, got dressed and walked out. The whole time she was 'renegotiating' and asking what do you want 'honey. ' She kept saying this till I walked out in the hallway toward the door and then she began talking to her coworker in mandarin. Probably that I was a dick and other names. Didn't bother me. I walked out and never looked back.

STOP PAYING HIGH PRICES FOR MEDIOCRE SERVICE. Especially out of season.

Originally Posted by JSuper [View Original Post]

This is true. There is no reason to stay. What is the big deal about walking out? What are they going to do? Not make you cum? Guess what, there are other places, there are other girls, and worst comes to worst, you have 2 hands yourself. There is no point in overpaying just because you are too lazy to drive elsewhere.

Originally Posted by Tank21 [View Original Post]

That is exactly how it should be done and fuck yea Talapia, that's how you do it. JS is right, you can't walk 50 ft without running into another AMP, get up, put your dick away and walk out with your balls hung high.

Originally Posted by JSuper [View Original Post]

Exactly, shit, you have nothing at all to lose and you save money, and if you don't find another place, then you are even risking less. Walking out is never a bad thing. Only good can come of it. What is the down side?

Originally Posted by Everlast1 [View Original Post]

Yes, walk out every time.

Man, you guys walk out? Was your time up? If you paid for an hour and have 20 minutes left and you just leave?

When the negotiations are not going well I just flip back over and say "Just rub my neck and shoulders some more. " and relax.

That gets their attention. Just don't move. Either she'll come down or she won't but I'm getting my times worth either way.

**Poh123** · 08-06-22 08:28

Originally Posted by MrAsapOmar69 [View Original Post]

Found this ad on CL, contacted 239 number and pics were received. Looks way to good to be true.

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...516327164.html

Would really appreciate some insight on this. I might not go through if no one has tried.

I visited this place a few days ago and the picture is accurate BUT it's really expensive to get full service not worth it 100% the other massage she offers is b2 b but still not full service. I was simply told hands only. Also the person you are texting is not the masseuse, it's the owner sending people to the people that are working for him / her. Pm if you want more specifics. I wouldn't repeat.