Massage Parlor Reports

**FaroutAdventur** · 08-10-22 09:45

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

That makes more sense. Maybe too many people started showing up for Lisa so everyone claims to be "Lisa. " I've seen it before with Tina at Nima.

The "Lisa" I met was well under 5'. Maybe even like 4' 10". I assumed she was the mamasan at first. No way she's under 40.

Curious to hear what you find. Thanks for helping figure this out.

I live close by. So, I will do a recon and check things out. This place is a good one, for now.

**AmericanScott** · 08-10-22 05:30

Originally Posted by Jarre7 [View Original Post]

So I was passing by meridian in Puyallup and saw some new massage signs for massage. Decided to drive by the area because it showed clear signs for a classic AMP. It's in the Sherwin Williams lot on meridian where the mattress ranch is too. Has anyone tried it out yet and any info? If not I'll post when I check it out which'll probably not be until Thursday or Friday.

I took several for the team and visited all the new shops on Meridian in Puyallup, and a few of the old ones. Here is a quick rundown:

The behind the Mattress Ranch, at 128th Street, is called the Good Place. It is not a good place at all for our kind. Just skip it. When I went, there was just an old spinster there. There was a skinny (not in a good way; super flat) granny with glasses and no sex appeal, and no open menu. You wouldn't want it even if it was. I asked if anyone else worked there, and she said no. Not sure if that was the truth or not, but I won't be finding out.

Kings Massage (the old ShiShi massage) used to be only legit. They now have several girls that do FS. Most of them are little aunties, but very cute and enthusiastic. One loves to sing and really enjoys sex. She told me that half the customers she would do for free if she didn't need the money. I told her I would get FS next time, but only wanted a BJ today. She gave me FS anyway and said to just tip more next time. The pussy was grade A. So I will be back.

"Massage" near 123rd street. -- The first girl I see is from the Pengpei (first met her in Lakewood, then in Puyallup). She goes by Sarah, Susan, Helen, a bunch of different names. Cute face, small b cups, nice nips, and a tight, juicy kitty, that she won't let you in. I have seen her repeatedly and never gotten her to expand her menu despite what feels like a real personal connection. She does a great HJ, will get naked. Loves to have her pussy eaten. But won't give a BJ or FS -- cover or not. I paid her the house fee but passed on any additional services. Tipped her 20 and was ready to be on my way. She was a little saddened about that and brought another girl into the room. Told me to try her. She was much hotter. Big tits and sexy face. But after talking to her a bit, she sounded like a HJ was all that was on the menu too, so I politely said, maybe another time.

Moon Massage -- 15000 block of Meridian E, next to an enterprise rental location. Business is very slow there, so never a rush. The massage was fantastic quality. The woman who massaged me was older, but with nice tits and a cute face. While her massage was fantastic, she was a little plain jane, wearing jeans and a shirt. However on the flip she removed the towel, and said, 'don't hide beautiful dick' and started touching immediately. Her English is really poor, but I tried to ask for FS or at least a BJ. She said no. I tried to get her to at least take her top off, but she refused. She gave me a great HJ, but I really wanted more.

Angel Foot Massage -- Near the movie theatre. Avoid. While they have an expanded menu, they are very rude. I went twice, because the women were generally attractive, but the attitude was the same each time. They want to do a quick robo jackhammer, and get really nasty if you don't finish quickly -- and by quickly, I mean within 2 minutes. Plus they want to charge more than standard rate for this piss poor service.

Tried AA foot massage near the Arco again to see if they had expanded their services. They had not.

UPDATE: Talked to Sunny at Jun Zilan Puyallup (on Meridian -- near video arcade with just a massage sign) -- told her that she needs to address a few things: staring at the cameras, no air-conditioning, and not getting fully undressed. She has since contacted me to say that they got the air conditioning installed and the place is nice and cool now. She also said that she because it was so hot, she was leaving the door open, which is why she was checking the cameras often. She said that will no longer be an issue.

**Black Zorro1** · 08-10-22 02:27

Stopped at 10 E a few weeks back both Aunties there June and Sunny so requested to see new girl since I seen them both on many visits. Boy was in for a surprise new girl spoke good English performed like a champ CBJ DATY CG ACG all on the menu with some Mish. TS was rushed overall massage meh but might repeat soon.

**AussieFury** · 08-09-22 23:09

Originally Posted by FaroutAdventur [View Original Post]

Mid 50's? I don't think so. I don't think we are talking about the same girl. There are supposed to be three girls there. The one I saw said she was 25. I would say 30 , max. I will ne heading back there to verify.

That makes more sense. Maybe too many people started showing up for Lisa so everyone claims to be "Lisa. " I've seen it before with Tina at Nima.

The "Lisa" I met was well under 5'. Maybe even like 4' 10". I assumed she was the mamasan at first. No way she's under 40.

Curious to hear what you find. Thanks for helping figure this out.

**Face Nutter** · 08-09-22 21:50

Any intel on this spot in Tacoma?? I remember somebody mentioned something about here in the past but can't find any real reviews on it. Any input is much appreciated. TIA.

https://tacoma.skipthegames.com/fema...t/167724761782

**FaroutAdventur** · 08-09-22 19:52

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I agree that Lisa is under 5' tall. I agree she probably weighs under 100 lbs.

But I could not disagree more that she is "hot as hell." Sorry, but she doesn't even reach "cute" status for me.

She's in her mid 50's at the LEAST. Probably older. If younger, then the years have not been kind. She had zero make-up on, so maybe that would change things. Small B-cups from what I could tell through her shirt. She seemed nice enough, but I found nothing about her physically attractive. Rather than ask "Are you Lisa?" because it's too easy for them to simply say yes, I asked "what's your name, honey?" when I walked in. She said she was Lisa. It was difficult to hide my surprise because she was not what I was expecting at all. I don't think I did a good job of hiding it, even though I tried. I walked in expecting a "girl" that's "hot as hell. " She's a grannie with an extremely plain face and body. I am certain I could not have performed if I tried.

The other girl came out when it was clear I wasn't going to stay. She looked 30's and pudgy. If you held a gun to my head and made me choose one to bang, I'd pick the younger pudgy one.

Not saying Lisa isn't sweet, or provides good service, because I didn't stay long enough to find out. If you like her, that's awesome. But anyone reading this who tends to like the the same types of girls I like will not like her. And sharing that info, even if a bit brutal, is really what this site is about.

Probably different strokes for different strokes, but "hot as hell" is a massive stretch.

Mid 50's? I don't think so. I don't think we are talking about the same girl. There are supposed to be three girls there. The one I saw said she was 25. I would say 30 , max. I will ne heading back there to verify.

**Court1408** · 08-09-22 18:05

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

1. Ask no questions.

2. When they ask for the house fee, give them $100. They will leave the room. Get fully undressed and lie on the table face down.

3. She will come back and put the change down somewhere. Don't touch it. She will ask if you've been here before. Your answer should be "Yes, but it's been a little while and I've never seen you here, honey. How long have you worked here?" Her answer doesn't matter.

4. When she starts grazing your groin area during the massage, make noises that indicate you like it. You can even say "I like that, honey. You can casually try to touch their legs during the massage, but don't be too grabby. Don't ask too many personal questions. Give her positive feedback on the massage.

5. If all goes well, she'll ask you to turn over and she'll assume the change is for her. $40 is the "standard" rate for a HE. If she asks for more, say that's all you brought. It always works. Literally 100% of the time. They are not going to let you walk out with that $40.

I wish I had known this when I began getting massages.

HHr at river is now 50. Lady said she needed the change plus. 20. I walked.

Earlier this year lady at Lotus said change change from $ was not enough. She was quite hostile. Service reflected her attitude. Rudely told me to bring more next time. There's not going to be a next time.

**AussieFury** · 08-09-22 17:17

Originally Posted by Cartro06 [View Original Post]

Any advice for AMP newbies? What questions to ask or not to ask?

Feel free to inbox the advice to me.

Thanks,

Cartro.

1. Ask no questions.

2. When they ask for the house fee, give them $100. They will leave the room. Get fully undressed and lie on the table face down.

3. She will come back and put the change down somewhere. Don't touch it. She will ask if you've been here before. Your answer should be "Yes, but it's been a little while and I've never seen you here, honey. How long have you worked here?" Her answer doesn't matter.

4. When she starts grazing your groin area during the massage, make noises that indicate you like it. You can even say "I like that, honey.” You can casually try to touch their legs during the massage, but don't be too grabby. Don't ask too many personal questions. Give her positive feedback on the massage.

5. If all goes well, she'll ask you to turn over and she'll assume the change is for her. $40 is the "standard" rate for a HE. If she asks for more, say that's all you brought. It always works. Literally 100% of the time. They are not going to let you walk out with that $40.

6. Come back here and tell us how it went.

Good luck!

**AussieFury** · 08-09-22 17:05

Originally Posted by FaroutAdventur [View Original Post]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

I agree that Lisa is under 5' tall. I agree she probably weighs under 100 lbs.

But I could not disagree more that she is "hot as hell." Sorry, but she doesn't even reach "cute" status for me.

She's in her mid 50's at the LEAST. Probably older. If younger, then the years have not been kind. She had zero make-up on, so maybe that would change things. Small B-cups from what I could tell through her shirt. She seemed nice enough, but I found nothing about her physically attractive. Rather than ask "Are you Lisa?" because it's too easy for them to simply say yes, I asked "what's your name, honey?" when I walked in. She said she was Lisa. It was difficult to hide my surprise because she was not what I was expecting at all. I don't think I did a good job of hiding it, even though I tried. I walked in expecting a "girl" that's "hot as hell. " She's a grannie with an extremely plain face and body. I am certain I could not have performed if I tried.

The other girl came out when it was clear I wasn't going to stay. She looked 30's and pudgy. If you held a gun to my head and made me choose one to bang, I'd pick the younger pudgy one.

Not saying Lisa isn't sweet, or provides good service, because I didn't stay long enough to find out. If you like her, that's awesome. But anyone reading this who tends to like the the same types of girls I like will not like her. And sharing that info, even if a bit brutal, is really what this site is about.

Probably different strokes for different strokes, but "hot as hell" is a massive stretch.

**Cartro06** · 08-09-22 16:19

Any advice for AMP newbies? What questions to ask or not to ask?

Feel free to inbox the advice to me.

Thanks,

Cartro.

**Jarre7** · 08-09-22 11:42

So I was passing by meridian in Puyallup and saw some new massage signs for massage. Decided to drive by the area because it showed clear signs for a classic AMP. It's in the Sherwin Williams lot on meridian where the mattress ranch is too. Has anyone tried it out yet and any info? If not I'll post when I check it out which'll probably not be until Thursday or Friday.

**Seattleik** · 08-09-22 11:29

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Would you happen to have the location for this place?

Believe he is talking about pink ocean massage in Tacoma with a review today at RM. This is the review from RM not my experience seems like new massage store.

Ok, guys, I stumbled on this one by accident. Was in the area, and drove by. Its new. Out of the way, residential area. Buzzed the door, opened up, to a pretty nice interior for an old building. This tiny, tiny little Chinese girl greeted me. All smiles, grabbed my hand and asked how long as we walk back to the room. Paid her $60, she left, heard her talking to another girl. She came in and asked oil or no oil. I always opt for the oil change and lube. She started with a legit massage, hitting my lower back and hamstrings which always need work. Decided to test the waters with a little, leg rub as she was at my head. She didn't move away, and then started on the ass area. So, I figured game on. She had a little blouse and short shorts. So, she was looking extremely hot. So, after the hot towel and flip, she left the door open. I asked if the other girl was there, and she said she left. She started doing a little, chest massage and then asked if you want to boom boom. I prepared my self this time. Brought the money, and had to, spray the stay hard. If not, I will blow a nut in 5 minutes. Lets just say the session got real hot, she had to turn on the fan, after going south of the border for some tacos, we got to business, in miss and then to doggy. She is super small, and was having trouble taking the cock. I am only average, so, we decided to get rid of the condom, and go 69 to finish the passion. Jesus H, this girl is so hot, so finally busted it out, and the rest is history. She said she is moving in a month. So, get her while she's hot.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 08-09-22 09:42

Originally Posted by Court1408 [View Original Post]

I'm new to this forum. The information here is outstanding.

Does anyone know anything about Luxe in Burien on 4th SW?

I've read on the Seattle forum that she's an auntie / granny type who gives a decent massage with a HE. Using the advanced search function on RubM at P.S. Confirms that even though 2 reviews have been posted since she first opened.

Suggest you do your own research though to be sure.

**AussieFury** · 08-09-22 01:31

Originally Posted by FaroutAdventur [View Original Post]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

This is your first post, so not sure if this is a troll, a joke, LE trying a new tactic, or just a rookie mistake.

If it's the latter, welcome. Cross-streets or a nearby point of interest would be helpful and appreciated.