Massage Parlor Reports

[Court1408]

1. Ask no questions.

2. When they ask for the house fee, give them $100. They will leave the room. Get fully undressed and lie on the table face down.

3. She will come back and put the change down somewhere. Don't touch it. She will ask if you've been here before. Your answer should be "Yes, but it's been a little while and I've never seen you here, honey. How long have you worked here?" Her answer doesn't matter.

4. When she starts grazing your groin area during the massage, make noises that indicate you like it. You can even say "I like that, honey. You can casually try to touch their legs during the massage, but don't be too grabby. Don't ask too many personal questions. Give her positive feedback on the massage.

5. If all goes well, she'll ask you to turn over and she'll assume the change is for her. $40 is the "standard" rate for a HE. If she asks for more, say that's all you brought. It always works. Literally 100% of the time. They are not going to let you walk out with that $40.

I wish I had known this when I began getting massages.

HHr at river is now 50. Lady said she needed the change plus. 20. I walked.

Earlier this year lady at Lotus said change change from $ was not enough. She was quite hostile. Service reflected her attitude. Rudely told me to bring more next time. There's not going to be a next time.

[AussieFury]

Any advice for AMP newbies? What questions to ask or not to ask?

Feel free to inbox the advice to me.

Thanks,

Cartro.

1. Ask no questions.

2. When they ask for the house fee, give them $100. They will leave the room. Get fully undressed and lie on the table face down.

3. She will come back and put the change down somewhere. Don't touch it. She will ask if you've been here before. Your answer should be "Yes, but it's been a little while and I've never seen you here, honey. How long have you worked here?" Her answer doesn't matter.

4. When she starts grazing your groin area during the massage, make noises that indicate you like it. You can even say "I like that, honey.” You can casually try to touch their legs during the massage, but don't be too grabby. Don't ask too many personal questions. Give her positive feedback on the massage.

5. If all goes well, she'll ask you to turn over and she'll assume the change is for her. $40 is the "standard" rate for a HE. If she asks for more, say that's all you brought. It always works. Literally 100% of the time. They are not going to let you walk out with that $40.

6. Come back here and tell us how it went.

Good luck!

[AussieFury]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

I agree that Lisa is under 5' tall. I agree she probably weighs under 100 lbs.

But I could not disagree more that she is "hot as hell." Sorry, but she doesn't even reach "cute" status for me.

She's in her mid 50's at the LEAST. Probably older. If younger, then the years have not been kind. She had zero make-up on, so maybe that would change things. Small B-cups from what I could tell through her shirt. She seemed nice enough, but I found nothing about her physically attractive. Rather than ask "Are you Lisa?" because it's too easy for them to simply say yes, I asked "what's your name, honey?" when I walked in. She said she was Lisa. It was difficult to hide my surprise because she was not what I was expecting at all. I don't think I did a good job of hiding it, even though I tried. I walked in expecting a "girl" that's "hot as hell. " She's a grannie with an extremely plain face and body. I am certain I could not have performed if I tried.

The other girl came out when it was clear I wasn't going to stay. She looked 30's and pudgy. If you held a gun to my head and made me choose one to bang, I'd pick the younger pudgy one.

Not saying Lisa isn't sweet, or provides good service, because I didn't stay long enough to find out. If you like her, that's awesome. But anyone reading this who tends to like the the same types of girls I like will not like her. And sharing that info, even if a bit brutal, is really what this site is about.

Probably different strokes for different strokes, but "hot as hell" is a massive stretch.

[Cartro06]

Any advice for AMP newbies? What questions to ask or not to ask?

Feel free to inbox the advice to me.

Thanks,

Cartro.

[Jarre7]

So I was passing by meridian in Puyallup and saw some new massage signs for massage. Decided to drive by the area because it showed clear signs for a classic AMP. It's in the Sherwin Williams lot on meridian where the mattress ranch is too. Has anyone tried it out yet and any info? If not I'll post when I check it out which'll probably not be until Thursday or Friday.

[Seattleik]

Would you happen to have the location for this place?

Believe he is talking about pink ocean massage in Tacoma with a review today at RM. This is the review from RM not my experience seems like new massage store.

Ok, guys, I stumbled on this one by accident. Was in the area, and drove by. Its new. Out of the way, residential area. Buzzed the door, opened up, to a pretty nice interior for an old building. This tiny, tiny little Chinese girl greeted me. All smiles, grabbed my hand and asked how long as we walk back to the room. Paid her $60, she left, heard her talking to another girl. She came in and asked oil or no oil. I always opt for the oil change and lube. She started with a legit massage, hitting my lower back and hamstrings which always need work. Decided to test the waters with a little, leg rub as she was at my head. She didn't move away, and then started on the ass area. So, I figured game on. She had a little blouse and short shorts. So, she was looking extremely hot. So, after the hot towel and flip, she left the door open. I asked if the other girl was there, and she said she left. She started doing a little, chest massage and then asked if you want to boom boom. I prepared my self this time. Brought the money, and had to, spray the stay hard. If not, I will blow a nut in 5 minutes. Lets just say the session got real hot, she had to turn on the fan, after going south of the border for some tacos, we got to business, in miss and then to doggy. She is super small, and was having trouble taking the cock. I am only average, so, we decided to get rid of the condom, and go 69 to finish the passion. Jesus H, this girl is so hot, so finally busted it out, and the rest is history. She said she is moving in a month. So, get her while she's hot.

[GoldMinerLxv]

I'm new to this forum. The information here is outstanding.

Does anyone know anything about Luxe in Burien on 4th SW?

I've read on the Seattle forum that she's an auntie / granny type who gives a decent massage with a HE. Using the advanced search function on RubM at P.S. Confirms that even though 2 reviews have been posted since she first opened.

Suggest you do your own research though to be sure.

[AussieFury]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

This is your first post, so not sure if this is a troll, a joke, LE trying a new tactic, or just a rookie mistake.

If it's the latter, welcome. Cross-streets or a nearby point of interest would be helpful and appreciated.

[CJH1956]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

Is that the one on Pacific, in Parkland? Half a block south of Tule Lake road? In the building with the pawn shop?

[FaroutAdventur]

Would you happen to have the location for this place?

It says you are not supposed to post address numbers. So it is 4 xxx S M St.

[ScotchYoke]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

Would you happen to have the location for this place?

[FaroutAdventur]

Just says Massage on the outside. They have this little spinner, Lisa. She is hot as hell. 5' maybe 100#. Super nice. Check her out.

[Court1408]

I'm new to this forum. The information here is outstanding.

Does anyone know anything about Luxe in Burien on 4th SW?

[Savage97]

There's a place on 50 xx S 56th St next to the BT Thai restaurant. Has anyone been there before and what was your experience like? Going to try it out soon. Thanks.

[Lexl88]

Anyone with intel about this place from recent visit? I used to go here all the time when Coco and Jessica (amazing body) were still around.