Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesToThe2]

Candy is back on Tysons area. I was glad to reacquaint with her and met her at a nice hotel. After I gave her a hug after meeting, I took off my clothes and she had me lie on a bed. She doesn't have a table, so the massage is on her bed there.

After a very good massage, I flipped over. I asked her to take out her massive boobs and she has expanded her menu to include BBBJ. I played with her boobs while she dud a nice bbjcim. This was all extra, but well worth it.

After I finished, I got dressed to leave, gave her a tip for dinner and gave her a hug. I can't wait to see her again!.

Candy is as good as advertised. She's such a sweet girl and really takes the effort to make you feel right. Definitely a pro and better than many CMTs. Worth checking her out and then returning!

[AlmostRetired]

I have not been to A2 spa but there's never been too much buzz about it on the board so I assume it's a regular Jack shack at best.

I have been to Camila spa many times over the years and there's a lot of frequent turnover from management so it's like opening up a booster pack. Sometimes you net a valuable rare card and sometimes it's a dud. Used to be a legit spa back when Julia owned it. I've had multiple run ins with this lady, never by intention. She charges more than AMP rates, always gives a mediocre masssge, and never gives an ending. I always know it's her because she's virtually deaf in one ear which gives her a wild accent and always asks you to repeat things. She sold the spa and after a review I went back and saw this Korean / Japanese lady. Older but very petite. She was down for everything after the massage but her puxxy was too tight and I remember I couldn't finish. Went back again a few months later and there was a lady there with a rough boob job and they were only offering standard NOVA+.

But I always urge any monger newbie or senior to consistently check out a place even one with a bad review because turnovers happen, ladies change, and that means so does service. It's not where you go. It's who you see. My best and worst experience often happen at the same spa. The only variables that change is time and face.

Thanks man, details appreciated and I quite agree. Though considered a newbie here LOL I've been an AMP regular for far longer that I might care to admit. And I values these reports so I don't go to the wrong place and have a nightmare rather than a nice dream!

Let me add more details on my Coco dream and hope it won't get zapped! Even though it's off a busy Arl Blvd, it's off a side street so quiet. Also has has a side parking lot but still very much open. It's an office complex so expect a decent # of cars. That's for me as I am more of a day dreamer now for obvious reasons. Called ahead and Coco greeted me well. Let me to a small bit clean room and asked how long, I opted for an hr. Quick side note, I used to only go for 30 minutes dreams when I go to new spots. But that's typically. 6 and for. 8 it's usually an hr so now I'm like just go for the hr. Also some spots take the TS out of the time so I find 30 minutes just seems rushed. Surprisingly she said. 7 for an hr, as I just said above it's usually. 8 so that was cool. Came back minutes later with my change! I wanted a TS first but looks like a fellow dreamer what being taken care of, so she said, let's start and do the shower later. Fine with me. Undressed and laid down at which point I mentioned oh Coco comes highly recommended she laughed and said she was Coco. Didn't know till that point. Indeed a slender gal probably 40's and the DDs quite nice.

To be brutally honest, the massage itself was like a 5 or 6/10 I've gotten better in a few places but she did focus on some knots. But conversationally she was good and knew when to stop chatting and focus and let the dream continue. After the full back massage she said how about that shower now? Good with me as it was a heck of a hot day and I was dreading going back into that crazy heat! Now the TS was something new for me despite my many yrs. First time I saw an actual TS specially designed table. Not the usual big massage table that was waterproofed. Let's say it's a TS tub of a sorts. Be interested to know others opinion about it. Some may not like it as much.

The boys got cleaned well with some teasing commentary and we went back to finish up. Dried me up well and leaned close and while resting nicely on the boys asked what kinda dreaming I had in mind, meanwhile she actually started on the boys as of course she was getting a response LOL. I settled for a HJ dream for 1 and she seemed quite cool with that. The boys good good attention. I actually stopped her, gavw her the tip and she noted she really didn't need it till later. I donthat sometimes so there no doubt with a new place. Top and bottom came off and she moved closer so I could enjoy the DDs. Got to say look awesome but for fun dreaming. Hmmm LOL. Finished me off with a good wet towel and what I liked was she continues the massage and even added a light facial without my asking. Made it very clear to me to come back and go for more for my next dream. That was also a plus.

Suffice to say this was a good dream and I left relaxed and happy. But that dang heat! I doubt I need to mention I'll be back! Also she said they had just been there a week, made sense as the sign just had "spa". Also be aware as with all places there are cameras out the door and right inside. But here the monitoring screen is right there on the Counter so you can see you are being recorded. This used to bug me in times past, but after that idiot in ATL and a few others I understand now it's mainly for safety.

Lastly, I'll probably give A2 a try and maybe Camila. If you are in the Merrifield area, check out Merrifield Wellness center of the Arl Blvd service rd. The sign outside says Forever Wellness. There is another spa in that complex so don't get confused. It's been a go to for a while. Usual Korean place sadly aside from Ma'san lots of turn over. Dream providers as usual in their 30's or 40's. But usually decent to quite good. They are great giving a surprisingly good massage and if that's all you want they cool as well.

[Tmac32]

She has been reviewed on here before but I like to see things for myself. As stated she's in. Private office type of setting, nothing luxurious but decent. She's not the most personable and was pretty much all about business. She has pretty solid massage skills but the standard finish is very mechanical. I even said I would go back for a standard massage. Maybe others will have a better experience. But def don't try to touch during the finish. It wasn't bad. Just not great.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...516366933.html

[TheOuroboros]

I agreed that the hours and fit / attractiveness of the lady working there was a good sign. Alas, it was a misleading one. I took one for the team the other day, fifuting at worse, I would. Get a a. Decent massage. No dice.

I went in and was greeted by a thin, at best cute lady, mid 30's. Asked for and your and paid the house fee (80). The last who greeted me was my masseuse. She showed me to the room and told me to get comfortable and on the table. When she came in, what followed was a pretty mediocre massage. Not only was her technique lacking, the calluses on her left hand felt horrible. At first I through she had bandaids on all her fingers on one hand.

After about 20 minutes she asked if I wanted to extend my time. My now she had completed 3/4 of my back side (upper left and right and lower right). No thanks. Here it gets odd. Without saying anything she tagged it with another therapist. 2nd therapist had much better technique and (far more importantly) smoother hands. She spent nearly half an your on my left leg. It felt good, but she was not moving on. A flip, 10 minutes on the front and done.

Of I could be assured of getting the 2nd therapist, I might go back for a potentially good massage (I'm assuming tapping in late did not contribute to good massage). But I'm pretty sure nothing else is on the table.

Thanks for being a team player!

Awesome review. Even if you struck out, you provided valuable intel.

I find the "do you want to extend your time?" Gag to be a red flag personally. Standard AMPs want you in and out to maximize customer and thus profits. So that's usually a tell tale sign of a legit place but exceptions to the rule exist of course.

Anyway that place was always on my radar ever since I walked out of Mila spa which is right across the street and is usually a place where you CAN get extras. So for that you have my thanks and if you ever have a question that I have the answer to. I will not hesitate to offer you my wisdom.

[TheOuroboros]

Dang! My entire report got zapped! Well quick summary, based on your report I saw CoCo today, an hr I have her 1. 7 for a good dream TS is amazing and unique and yup those man made DDs, but I do like all naturals. I will certainly be back. I'll post a more detailed report again later.

There were two other locations close by, Camila spa and I think A1 or are A2. Anyone visited those?

I have not been to A2 spa but there's never been too much buzz about it on the board so I assume it's a regular Jack shack at best.

I have been to Camila spa many times over the years and there's a lot of frequent turnover from management so it's like opening up a booster pack. Sometimes you net a valuable rare card and sometimes it's a dud. Used to be a legit spa back when Julia owned it. I've had multiple run ins with this lady, never by intention. She charges more than AMP rates, always gives a mediocre masssge, and never gives an ending. I always know it's her because she's virtually deaf in one ear which gives her a wild accent and always asks you to repeat things. She sold the spa and after a review I went back and saw this Korean / Japanese lady. Older but very petite. She was down for everything after the massage but her puxxy was too tight and I remember I couldn't finish. Went back again a few months later and there was a lady there with a rough boob job and they were only offering standard NOVA+.

But I always urge any monger newbie or senior to consistently check out a place even one with a bad review because turnovers happen, ladies change, and that means so does service. It's not where you go. It's who you see. My best and worst experience often happen at the same spa. The only variables that change is time and face.

Some people might be hesitant to offer a review of a place that's already been reviewed here on the board. But I always find value in the info even if it might seem a bit repetitive.

As a rule of thumb if you're (and I mean the general you) curious about a place and you can't find too much info about it. TOFTT and try it out and then write about your experience. That is the true power of this board and it's a great way of establishing "board cred". Like A2 spa for instance, maybe theres more to offer there than meets the eye.

Newbies that do this often find more answers to the questions they post on the board. Helpful hint.

[GreatGatsbyGun]

I don't get why you are taking this so personally.

I already shared my list of good masseuses with big teddies.

And I do chime in every now and then.

So I have given valuable info.

I've also responded to people who privately msg me.

So don't get all personal and throw your anger / bad feelings with me.

Hey guy sure asked a bunch of questions but he definitely has given a tonne of info too. I especially love the big teddies post and it would serve me at least for the coming 8-12 months!! Keep going bud, there are people who dislike but there are people who like too!!

[Jonesy72]

Has anyone tried California tea and spa in McClean? I was picking up takeout from the restaurant next door and saw a pretty and fit girl outside on the phone. I looked them up open til 10 so usually that's a good sign. Looking for some info before I take one for the team.

I agreed that the hours and fit / attractiveness of the lady working there was a good sign. Alas, it was a misleading one. I took one for the team the other day, fifuting at worse, I would. Get a a. Decent massage. No dice.

I went in and was greeted by a thin, at best cute lady, mid 30's. Asked for and your and paid the house fee (80). The last who greeted me was my masseuse. She showed me to the room and told me to get comfortable and on the table. When she came in, what followed was a pretty mediocre massage. Not only was her technique lacking, the calluses on her left hand felt horrible. At first I through she had bandaids on all her fingers on one hand.

After about 20 minutes she asked if I wanted to extend my time. My now she had completed 3/4 of my back side (upper left and right and lower right). No thanks. Here it gets odd. Without saying anything she tagged it with another therapist. 2nd therapist had much better technique and (far more importantly) smoother hands. She spent nearly half an your on my left leg. It felt good, but she was not moving on. A flip, 10 minutes on the front and done.

Of I could be assured of getting the 2nd therapist, I might go back for a potentially good massage (I'm assuming tapping in late did not contribute to good massage). But I'm pretty sure nothing else is on the table.

[Djmd1]

Ji Ji is still around but she rebranded completely and works independently from all the other Thais now AFAIK. She goes by Carol / Bonjour Carol now and charges a lot more than she used to.

Wow. 5 for the hour. I paid 2 and got everything including a massage back in the day.

Thanks for the info.

[AlmostRetired]

Deep Blue spa has been around for years, the locations change but mama-San and I are close. I met her ages ago when she was in Burke at rolling road.l

Dang! My entire report got zapped! Well quick summary, based on your report I saw CoCo today, an hr I have her 1. 7 for a good dream TS is amazing and unique and yup those man made DDs, but I do like all naturals. I will certainly be back. I'll post a more detailed report again later.

There were two other locations close by, Camila spa and I think A1 or are A2. Anyone visited those?

[Dunkinhne]

Chinese I believe and $70hr /$50 1/2 hr.

Is this place Chinese or Korean? What's the rate?

[BahhumBug]

Deleted my post. Was wondering if its a good idea to "shit where I sleep". Most likely not, but that proximity (especially late night) has me thinking otherwise.

In Nova there were a couple of Eros providers in my building. I would see them in the laundry room in sweatpants. Had no clue until I saw them heading out one night with their makeup and hair done. I had even called one for an incall before, but never closed the deal. I tried to be friendly when I saw them around the building but I guess they did not play around in / near the complex. Note: this was not recent and I do not remember their names.

I see a couple here in Vegas from time to time in the building. I'm old so it takes me a while to make the mental connection of where I saw them before.

[Korman23]

I don't get why you are taking this so personally.

I already shared my list of good masseuses with big teddies.

And I do chime in every now and then.

So I have given valuable info.

I've also responded to people who privately msg me.

So don't get all personal and throw your anger / bad feelings with me.

I'm not mad at you at all. I am just advising you that most people are not going to answer your questions on the forums because you predominantly only ask questions and don't offer any info to others, at least that's visible on the boards (since you say you DM people). Some may, some may not. You have probably forgotten but you reached out to me via DM in the past and I answered you as well as asked you a question in return and you never replied. You didn't even know what FS was and had to ask me. Sharing a list of big chested ladies is all well and good but if you don't provide any info on what services they provide its not very useful.

[PronBanker]

Last time I heard from Rhonda she was in Chicago and she told me she would be back just not sure when.

Never seen her in person, just pictures. Seems like she's moved on to a k model agency in ATL.

Lkatl.net

[Miketastic69]

In Nova there were a couple of Eros providers in my building. I would see them in the laundry room in sweatpants. Had no clue until I saw them heading out one night with their makeup and hair done. I had even called one for an incall before, but never closed the deal. I tried to be friendly when I saw them around the building but I guess they did not play around in / near the complex. Note: this was not recent and I do not remember their names.

I see a couple here in Vegas from time to time in the building. I'm old so it takes me a while to make the mental connection of where I saw them before.

[BahhumBug]

Good review. I agree with your points on both ladies.

I've seen Lisa once. Her being "frumpier" is a great way of putting. LOL. I think the pictures in her add are her, but definitely photo shopped (stretch out maybe) to make her look more slender. She is still cute though, has a decent body, A-B boobs. Really nice apartment. Gave a good massage and I wasn't shorted on time. Finish was pretty explosive. Have tried to repeat, but she is worse at scheduling than Apple's handler. LOL.

I've see Jasmine a few times, and she delivers the best massage I've had in NOVA (even taking into account KK, Lucy, Tara, and some of the others this board is familar with). She has had formal training. Told learned from the Buddhist monks in a temple in Thailand. Monks would open their doors and teach anyone the massage arts (Shaolin massage. LOL). So she knows what where to focus and loosen things up based on the feel of the muscles, which is great. She is slender, a little older, her body is probably a 4 or 5, and zero ass. But she has some real nice boobs, probably C's that look like D's on her frame. I think they are MM, I'm not an MM guy and like them though. All of my finishes with her have been pretty explosive (and standard NOVA).

Had a free day and with pickings slim in MoCo, made the trek south of the MD border.

First stop was with Lisa in Falls Church. 571 xxx 9972.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/ce81...6-febad81be301

Well reviewed on The othER site, with a scattershot of extras, some things seem to be available, some only with repeats.

Condo in the Bailey's Crossroads area. Texted when I got there five minutes early and directed to wait five minutes. Which became ten. Entered through the ground level as to bypass the front desk. Elevator whisked me up to the apt. Seemed like it was a combo live / work environment. Tidied up in the bathroom (no shower beforehand) and settled up the $140, for the hour. More on that, later. Lisa kind of matched the pic, but I would say she's shorter, older (than the 28 advertised) and frumpier. Was wearing a smock-like sun dress. She made the space close to what you would see in a better day spa. Various oils, towels, warm beads, etc. Electronica inspired music instead of Eastern sounds. Used an aromatherapy-like scented towel on the professional massage table with armrests. Started with a decent massage, worked the back with oil, found some kinks, all in all probably better than what you get at an AMP. Flip, more massage work which blended into a NoVa. Offered a shower after which I took. Checked my watch after and it was 41 past the hour. So literally in and out in 32 minutes. There was no tip, as I took the $140 for the half hour to be all-inclusive since nothing else was offered or discussed. 9 for the setting, 5 for the provider, 8 for the massage, 5 for the extras. 0 for the value for money (way shorted time, didn't notice until dressed).

Second was with Jasmine Thai in Fairfax. 808 xxx 7435.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/aa5b...7-cd3e30b8c107

Since I've never had a massage from others in this group, I'm pretty sure she's Aphai / Jasmine (363360) on The othER site. Reviews there say she's part of Apple / Pim's posse. I can't confirm that.

Garden apartment in the Fair Lakes area. Texted when I got there a little early and was directed to no-knock enter the apartment. Pics accurate, Short, thin Thai lady wearing a cottony sun dress. I would put her near 40. Moved into the bedroom off the entrance, there was a screen for the rest of the apartment. No shower or bathroom offered. Just pay up the $120 for the hour and it's off to the massage races. Pro massage table, but spotified Eastern music interrupted by ads every ten-15 minutes. A good 30+ minutes on the back which featured a back-walk that crushed anything like that I've ever had before. Well done. Oils, hot towels. Flip, more massage. Finished up the arms, legs, stretching, cracking and everything. She discussed a tip, I offered what I thought would put me in the realm of more than a NoVa, but got a Nova with under the dress roaming. Asked about a little further, but it seemed was off the table. And the UTC roaming was only barely tolerated. Legs clenched so no prolonged kitty stroking could occur. After the cleanup (again no shower offered) more stretching and muscle work. Then, after I dressed got back down on the floor, leaned against the wall and she stood on my shoulders to work out those kinks that just seemed to keep appearing. Not sure if I'm crocked, or if every time she worked on one part of my back the tightness wormed its way across to the other side. Whatever it was the massage work was enjoyed. 8 for the setting, 7 for the provider, 10 for the massage (over delivered, full hour given), 5 for the extras (a little rushed balanced out by some roaming). 7 value for money (overtipped on my part, probably should have gone with $40 then haggled, but I mistakenly thought more was on the table based on the company she supposedly keeps).

Would I repeat? Yes, for massage for both, no if expecting more than NoVa. While upgrades may be available with Lisa, I don't know if I would want to get shorted so drastically on time again. Or pay double which goes over other FS provider / AMP rates. I'd do Jasmine again for massage and not expect upgrades. Hold firm at the standard $40 NoVa tip next time.