Massage Parlor Reports

[BahhumBug]

Good review. I agree with your points on both ladies.

I've seen Lisa once. Her being "frumpier" is a great way of putting. LOL. I think the pictures in her add are her, but definitely photo shopped (stretch out maybe) to make her look more slender. She is still cute though, has a decent body, A-B boobs. Really nice apartment. Gave a good massage and I wasn't shorted on time. Finish was pretty explosive. Have tried to repeat, but she is worse at scheduling than Apple's handler. LOL.

I've see Jasmine a few times, and she delivers the best massage I've had in NOVA (even taking into account KK, Lucy, Tara, and some of the others this board is familar with). She has had formal training. Told learned from the Buddhist monks in a temple in Thailand. Monks would open their doors and teach anyone the massage arts (Shaolin massage. LOL). So she knows what where to focus and loosen things up based on the feel of the muscles, which is great. She is slender, a little older, her body is probably a 4 or 5, and zero ass. But she has some real nice boobs, probably C's that look like D's on her frame. I think they are MM, I'm not an MM guy and like them though. All of my finishes with her have been pretty explosive (and standard NOVA).

Had a free day and with pickings slim in MoCo, made the trek south of the MD border.

First stop was with Lisa in Falls Church. 571 xxx 9972.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/ce81...6-febad81be301

Well reviewed on The othER site, with a scattershot of extras, some things seem to be available, some only with repeats.

Condo in the Bailey's Crossroads area. Texted when I got there five minutes early and directed to wait five minutes. Which became ten. Entered through the ground level as to bypass the front desk. Elevator whisked me up to the apt. Seemed like it was a combo live / work environment. Tidied up in the bathroom (no shower beforehand) and settled up the $140, for the hour. More on that, later. Lisa kind of matched the pic, but I would say she's shorter, older (than the 28 advertised) and frumpier. Was wearing a smock-like sun dress. She made the space close to what you would see in a better day spa. Various oils, towels, warm beads, etc. Electronica inspired music instead of Eastern sounds. Used an aromatherapy-like scented towel on the professional massage table with armrests. Started with a decent massage, worked the back with oil, found some kinks, all in all probably better than what you get at an AMP. Flip, more massage work which blended into a NoVa. Offered a shower after which I took. Checked my watch after and it was 41 past the hour. So literally in and out in 32 minutes. There was no tip, as I took the $140 for the half hour to be all-inclusive since nothing else was offered or discussed. 9 for the setting, 5 for the provider, 8 for the massage, 5 for the extras. 0 for the value for money (way shorted time, didn't notice until dressed).

Second was with Jasmine Thai in Fairfax. 808 xxx 7435.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/aa5b...7-cd3e30b8c107

Since I've never had a massage from others in this group, I'm pretty sure she's Aphai / Jasmine (363360) on The othER site. Reviews there say she's part of Apple / Pim's posse. I can't confirm that.

Garden apartment in the Fair Lakes area. Texted when I got there a little early and was directed to no-knock enter the apartment. Pics accurate, Short, thin Thai lady wearing a cottony sun dress. I would put her near 40. Moved into the bedroom off the entrance, there was a screen for the rest of the apartment. No shower or bathroom offered. Just pay up the $120 for the hour and it's off to the massage races. Pro massage table, but spotified Eastern music interrupted by ads every ten-15 minutes. A good 30+ minutes on the back which featured a back-walk that crushed anything like that I've ever had before. Well done. Oils, hot towels. Flip, more massage. Finished up the arms, legs, stretching, cracking and everything. She discussed a tip, I offered what I thought would put me in the realm of more than a NoVa, but got a Nova with under the dress roaming. Asked about a little further, but it seemed was off the table. And the UTC roaming was only barely tolerated. Legs clenched so no prolonged kitty stroking could occur. After the cleanup (again no shower offered) more stretching and muscle work. Then, after I dressed got back down on the floor, leaned against the wall and she stood on my shoulders to work out those kinks that just seemed to keep appearing. Not sure if I'm crocked, or if every time she worked on one part of my back the tightness wormed its way across to the other side. Whatever it was the massage work was enjoyed. 8 for the setting, 7 for the provider, 10 for the massage (over delivered, full hour given), 5 for the extras (a little rushed balanced out by some roaming). 7 value for money (overtipped on my part, probably should have gone with $40 then haggled, but I mistakenly thought more was on the table based on the company she supposedly keeps).

Would I repeat? Yes, for massage for both, no if expecting more than NoVa. While upgrades may be available with Lisa, I don't know if I would want to get shorted so drastically on time again. Or pay double which goes over other FS provider / AMP rates. I'd do Jasmine again for massage and not expect upgrades. Hold firm at the standard $40 NoVa tip next time.

[DisMan6]

I know that people come and go and it's the nature of the business.

I was curious if you all knew what happen to Rhonda, Luna Thai, Ji Ji etc.

This group was good to me and I enjoyed visiting them. I took a break from mongering and then I found out they were gone. I've seen Lucy in the past but she charges a lot of extras so I haven't gone back.

Ji Ji is still around but she rebranded completely and works independently from all the other Thais now AFAIK. She goes by Carol / Bonjour Carol now and charges a lot more than she used to.

[JackGolfer53]

Luna got popped by LEO. Not sure about the others. Probably all got popped or the others found out about Luna and left the area.

Last time I heard from Rhonda she was in Chicago and she told me she would be back just not sure when.

[JohnnySalami]

Luna got popped by LEO. Not sure about the others. Probably all got popped or the others found out about Luna and left the area.

I know that people come and go and it's the nature of the business.

I was curious if you all knew what happen to Rhonda, Luna Thai, Ji Ji etc.

This group was good to me and I enjoyed visiting them. I took a break from mongering and then I found out they were gone. I've seen Lucy in the past but she charges a lot of extras so I haven't gone back.

[AlmostRetired]

Didn't see any reports on this place so thought I'd make my first contribution. Listed as "Professional Bodywork" on RubMaps, on Wilson.

Residential-looking storefront. 50/ hh, 70/ h. Opted for 1 h. I believe the MT said her name was Ethel, a thin 40-something. Was covered by the MT with a sheet for the start, which consisted of lots of firm skeletal manipulation and head massaging, which was nice. The sheet subsequently came off, which was a relief. The massage quality was very good. Lots of teasing while face down. A solid L1 with lots of oil was started on the flip without any discussion of tip amount, which was interesting. After finishing, more head and foot massaging. A warm towel rubdown but no table shower was available.

I left 80 for a tip because of the high massage quality, could probably have done 60 but was feeling generous.

I was in the area and thinking about stopping by for a nice massage and dream. Looks like they also go by Best Massage Therapy. But strange when I called a guy answered the phone. Seemed like a red flag, so I switched plans. Haven't had that happen in a long while, ma'san usually takes calls. But based on your report, might give them a try. Another AMP site had 2 good reviews hence making my list. Like the combination of a quality massage and good dreams!

[StuckNmiddle]

Hi. I got a one hour massage plus CFS for about $200 a few weeks ago. I can't remember the exact amount. I do remember the massage was $70 for one hour. Middle aged Chinese, friendly with an average body provided a massage was just a little rubbing. The CFS was ok. I thought the price I paid was a bit high for the quality of service provided. Unfortunately, I don't have any other recommendations in the Vienna area.

Happy hunting.

Appreciate the info. I'll check it out Friday or Saturday and report back. I see a lot of spas in that area too. Hopefully it's worth it LOL.

[Sex Rohmer]

Is this place Chinese or Korean? What's the rate?

I think its Chinese and rates are 70/50 for hour / half.

[Djmd1]

I know that people come and go and it's the nature of the business.

I was curious if you all knew what happen to Rhonda, Luna Thai, Ji Ji etc.

This group was good to me and I enjoyed visiting them. I took a break from mongering and then I found out they were gone. I've seen Lucy in the past but she charges a lot of extras so I haven't gone back.

[RotorHeadToo]

Going to be by Nutley road Friday. Anyone have an updated dream about the Freedom bank parlor? Who is working? What services they offer? Or another better option in area. Thanks.

I would recommend Angel in Farfax very near Nutley.

[AlmostRetired]

Just a quick shout out to the diligent crew here. I joined USASG years ago in my true running the street days! Well life happened and I kinda retired, then I discovered AMPs and I guess I'm now semi retired LOL! Always looking for great places to visit with good service and great menu and finish. I've been too long gone to keep up with the various acronyms! But I've have great service in quite a few spots in the area. As I'm looking for great info here I'll drop some of mine as well. Top therapy, Leesburg p. Older lady but good massage. On the flip asked to negotiate which I don't like. We settled and she was good, told me about a younger masseuse who is there W and T. Saw her on my way out and might visit again as she was petite but nicely built, more a b or c cup. Before Covid many places had younger masseuses, looks like covid chased them all away and we stuck with the 30's and 40's which I don't mind as they tend to take the massage serious which I also very much need. A few other places in the area you should give a try as well.

Good to be back!

[Kijimuna]

Gave this place a try when the staple (Eleven) was closed due to ac issues. Agree, nice clean spot. Lots of foot traffic though with the other businesses close by. Both ladies are spinners tiny with A / B cups max. Ok massage and only Nova offered with utc roaming on the first visit but sounds like menu may open up. Would place lower on the list behind Eleven / Pine / HT.

Is this place Chinese or Korean? What's the rate?

[DanteDk07]

You posting again? I thought you stated a couple months ago in the maryland boards that you were quitting mongering? It's not surprising though as you just post question after question and never provide anything useful to anyone else here. Until you actually provide any info yourself, you are not likely to get many replies. Sorry if that sounds harsh but it's the nature of the forums.

I don't get why you are taking this so personally.

I already shared my list of good masseuses with big teddies.

And I do chime in every now and then.

So I have given valuable info.

I've also responded to people who privately msg me.

So don't get all personal and throw your anger / bad feelings with me.

[Korman23]

Thanks for sharing the intel on sky. Could you tell me how big her tits are? Dd or even more? Are they natural? How are her nipples? Thanks! I'm a huge fan of big breasts as well.

You posting again? I thought you stated a couple months ago in the maryland boards that you were quitting mongering? It's not surprising though as you just post question after question and never provide anything useful to anyone else here. Until you actually provide any info yourself, you are not likely to get many replies. Sorry if that sounds harsh but it's the nature of the forums.

[DanznMan]

Going to be by Nutley road Friday. Anyone have an updated dream about the Freedom bank parlor? Who is working? What services they offer? Or another better option in area. Thanks.

Hi. I got a one hour massage plus CFS for about $200 a few weeks ago. I can't remember the exact amount. I do remember the massage was $70 for one hour. Middle aged Chinese, friendly with an average body provided a massage was just a little rubbing. The CFS was ok. I thought the price I paid was a bit high for the quality of service provided. Unfortunately, I don't have any other recommendations in the Vienna area.

Happy hunting.

[StuckNmiddle]

Going to be by Nutley road Friday. Anyone have an updated dream about the Freedom bank parlor? Who is working? What services they offer? Or another better option in area. Thanks.