Massage Parlor Reports

**OneOne9** · 08-06-22 10:55

Originally Posted by =******** [View Original Post]

In the back of the FM lot on the back is a small building. It has the prettiest Girl working there. Fantastic face..

Who knows.

Did she have a small scar on her face. I think it was on her lip or maybe nose.

Thanks.

**DosedAgn** · 08-05-22 19:13

After seeing CoCo here 2 x, I wanted someone new. Called to verify availability.

I was greeted by Candy, late 30's, spinner, very short (4 11 - 5 1). Other than her yellow teeth she was much more attractive than what I usually see in AMPs.

60 for the hour, 10 for the table shower. Decent teasing during shower.

5/10 massage that lasted 15 minutes. Negotiations post flip. Asked for boom boom, but Aunt Flow was visiting. Told her 100 for BBBJ, she countered with 2. Settled on 120 with dfk, nude, and COB (more than I should've paid, but I was excited to finally find this at an AMP).

Jack hammer action, decent kissing, insanely great body. Top fuckin notch.

Finished up, went for hot towels and I told her more massge.

All in all shorted 20 minutes. I'll return for the full meal deal and make sure to get the full hour.

She said she is there you til the end of August. CoCo said the same.

**WarpFactor69** · 08-05-22 11:45

Has anyone done a session with the new girl at Green tea? I stopped by but did not have time to stay, plus I could not get a read on her personality. She's thin, attractive, nice figure. Forgot her name, but easy to identify, has a lazy eye.

**Hacker1843** · 08-05-22 00:47

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

In the back of the FM lot on the back is a small building. It has the prettiest Girl working there. Fantastic face. Great body. Upsell and pay me now is too much to handle. But OMG so cute after seeing all the grannies.

She knows she is cute and can certainly demand it. I have no issue paying. But just the get up and pay now is a downer.

Maybe after she gets to know you.

Who knows.

Won't be going back for those reasons. I have 2 ATFs that I see that from day 1 there was never a mention of tip amount and hey are always happy with my tip.

**Amp Guide** · 08-04-22 21:40

In the back of the FM lot on the back is a small building. It has the prettiest Girl working there. Fantastic face. Great body. Upsell and pay me now is too much to handle. But OMG so cute after seeing all the grannies.

She knows she is cute and can certainly demand it. I have no issue paying. But just the get up and pay now is a downer.

Maybe after she gets to know you.

Who knows.

**WarpFactor69** · 08-04-22 18:18

In alphabetical order:

Asian Touch: sign on door said "Treatment in progress, please do not disturb". I like this idea, wish other shops used this system. I did not go inside, but a monger that pulled in just after me did go inside. He returned to the parking lot a minute later, told me they asked him to come back later.

Golden Star: greeted by a granny, told me other lady busy.

Joy Massage: this is the new place on 99 across from an auto parts store. Greeted by 3 grandmas.

Red Sun: greeted by a granny, who told me other lady was busy.

Sports Massage: greeted by a granny.

Vancouver Aromatherapy: greeted by a granny.

Venus: greeted by a granny. As I was walking to my car, an attractive 45+ lady in a long red dress approached me in the parking lot, rubbed my ass, asked me to come back inside. This was the second youngest lady I saw during my Vancouver visit, which isn't saying much. I was tempted to go back inside, if I knew she would provide good everything. I did not know, did not stay.

Zen Pro: granny jackpot! Greeted by 4 of them, plus one that was early 40's, with lots of eye makeup. She was ok looking, but I didn't want to stay.

Maybe Vancouver was hosting a grandma convention that day.

**Mizunate** · 08-04-22 17:07

Originally Posted by QuickFoot [View Original Post]

The flowery and vague wording isn't going to protect you if someone was actually using a post in court. Not that is likely to get that far. The work to "bust" someone from an online forum is significant. If you think the PDX Police have the desire (much less the time), don't hold your breath when you need to have them solve the theft of your car.

It sure would be helpful for everyone if there was a little more clarity.

I don't think LE would go after individuals, but there's a belief they use forums like this to understand which massage places are giving more than massage. As if those places weren't pretty obvious anyway.

**QuickFoot** · 08-04-22 16:54

Originally Posted by Mizunate [View Original Post]

There's also a paranoia that LE reads this and other boards. Hate to break to anyone who thinks this is their only source of recon, but if they're working on busting a place, it's been in the works for a while and you'll always be at-risk.

The flowery and vague wording isn't going to protect you if someone was actually using a post in court. Not that is likely to get that far. The work to "bust" someone from an online forum is significant. If you think the PDX Police have the desire (much less the time), don't hold your breath when you need to have them solve the theft of your car.

It sure would be helpful for everyone if there was a little more clarity.

**GrandpaJ** · 08-04-22 16:42

Originally Posted by MrNaughty [View Original Post]

My friend was recently in town and paid a visit (first time) to L&D and can confirm about Mimi. Wasn't much of a "massage" in 30 min. Session, which was OK w / him because goal was simply some playful touch (mutual) and a healthy menu. Left very happy. Reported that she was attractive with a great, slender body. Wore short dress, glasses. Very accommodating upon entry and handsy when escorted to room. Not sure about age, but couldn't be more than 40 at most--looked 30-ish. Didn't see any other customers or ladies working at time of visit. May do a repeat visit with hour session. Standard rates.

I'd say Mimi is more likely close to if not 50, but the body is nice.

**MrNaughty** · 08-04-22 16:29

Originally Posted by Tungsten99 [View Original Post]

Two places come to mind:

*Tranquility in Vancouver for non-FS. They have nothing but older ones there, and many of them can give a decent massage.

*L&D for really good FS if Mimi is there.

My friend was recently in town and paid a visit (first time) to L&D and can confirm about Mimi. Wasn't much of a "massage" in 30 min. Session, which was OK w / him because goal was simply some playful touch (mutual) and a healthy menu. Left very happy. Reported that she was attractive with a great, slender body. Wore short dress, glasses. Very accommodating upon entry and handsy when escorted to room. Not sure about age, but couldn't be more than 40 at most--looked 30-ish. Didn't see any other customers or ladies working at time of visit. May do a repeat visit with hour session. Standard rates.

**Noobie92** · 08-04-22 15:01

Originally Posted by Sscdrake [View Original Post]

In certain places down south..

Down south where? Sounds fun.

**Mizunate** · 08-04-22 14:54

Originally Posted by MisterJimmy [View Original Post]

Probably Jin Long but yeah, really tired of the constant stream of all this secret decoder ring vagueness. We're horny bros getting our rocks off, not James Bond. My other peeve are the Penthouse Forum type reviews written explicitly for the purpose of sounding like some super stud but offering no useful information whatsoever, e.g. , "I shan't share the exquisite details of our monumental moments together, but suffice it to say we each were lost in the enchantment of our explorations. " Pro tip for you Casanovas, she's fucking, sucking, and / or jacking off ten dudes per day.

They always tell me I'm the only one that day!

In all seriousness, I agree, the extreme vague coded-language in this and other threads is a bit maddening. Some like to treat this like a secret club where each door to a room has a unique handshake you have to do. It's silly.

There's also a paranoia that LE reads this and other boards. Hate to break to anyone who thinks this is their only source of recon, but if they're working on busting a place, it's been in the works for a while and you'll always be at-risk.

**WarpFactor69** · 08-04-22 14:54

If you have a special connection with an Chinese lady, you may want to know that today is Chinese Valentine's day. Red roses and chocolates are traditional gifts, if you would like to do something extra for a favorite lady.

**MisterJimmy** · 08-04-22 13:01

Originally Posted by ProperGMan [View Original Post]

Thanks for being frustratingly vague.

Probably Jin Long but yeah, really tired of the constant stream of all this secret decoder ring vagueness. We're horny bros getting our rocks off, not James Bond. My other peeve are the Penthouse Forum type reviews written explicitly for the purpose of sounding like some super stud but offering no useful information whatsoever, e.g. , "I shan't share the exquisite details of our monumental moments together, but suffice it to say we each were lost in the enchantment of our explorations. " Pro tip for you Casanovas, she's fucking, sucking, and / or jacking off ten dudes per day.

**Tungsten99** · 08-04-22 11:42

Originally Posted by DrexDiggler2 [View Original Post]

So I am kinda done with the young ones, as they too spendy, and rush. So I am wondering where you guys are finding the older ladies 40+.

Two places come to mind:

*Tranquility in Vancouver for non-FS. They have nothing but older ones there, and many of them can give a decent massage.

*L&D for really good FS if Mimi is there.