Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

Has anyone done a session with the new girl at Green tea? I stopped by but did not have time to stay, plus I could not get a read on her personality. She's thin, attractive, nice figure. Forgot her name, but easy to identify, has a lazy eye.

[Hacker1843]

In the back of the FM lot on the back is a small building. It has the prettiest Girl working there. Fantastic face. Great body. Upsell and pay me now is too much to handle. But OMG so cute after seeing all the grannies.

She knows she is cute and can certainly demand it. I have no issue paying. But just the get up and pay now is a downer.

Maybe after she gets to know you.

Who knows.

Won't be going back for those reasons. I have 2 ATFs that I see that from day 1 there was never a mention of tip amount and hey are always happy with my tip.

[Amp Guide]

In the back of the FM lot on the back is a small building. It has the prettiest Girl working there. Fantastic face. Great body. Upsell and pay me now is too much to handle. But OMG so cute after seeing all the grannies.

She knows she is cute and can certainly demand it. I have no issue paying. But just the get up and pay now is a downer.

Maybe after she gets to know you.

Who knows.

[WarpFactor69]

In alphabetical order:

Asian Touch: sign on door said "Treatment in progress, please do not disturb". I like this idea, wish other shops used this system. I did not go inside, but a monger that pulled in just after me did go inside. He returned to the parking lot a minute later, told me they asked him to come back later.

Golden Star: greeted by a granny, told me other lady busy.

Joy Massage: this is the new place on 99 across from an auto parts store. Greeted by 3 grandmas.

Red Sun: greeted by a granny, who told me other lady was busy.

Sports Massage: greeted by a granny.

Vancouver Aromatherapy: greeted by a granny.

Venus: greeted by a granny. As I was walking to my car, an attractive 45+ lady in a long red dress approached me in the parking lot, rubbed my ass, asked me to come back inside. This was the second youngest lady I saw during my Vancouver visit, which isn't saying much. I was tempted to go back inside, if I knew she would provide good everything. I did not know, did not stay.

Zen Pro: granny jackpot! Greeted by 4 of them, plus one that was early 40's, with lots of eye makeup. She was ok looking, but I didn't want to stay.

Maybe Vancouver was hosting a grandma convention that day.

[Mizunate]

The flowery and vague wording isn't going to protect you if someone was actually using a post in court. Not that is likely to get that far. The work to "bust" someone from an online forum is significant. If you think the PDX Police have the desire (much less the time), don't hold your breath when you need to have them solve the theft of your car.

It sure would be helpful for everyone if there was a little more clarity.

I don't think LE would go after individuals, but there's a belief they use forums like this to understand which massage places are giving more than massage. As if those places weren't pretty obvious anyway.

[QuickFoot]

There's also a paranoia that LE reads this and other boards. Hate to break to anyone who thinks this is their only source of recon, but if they're working on busting a place, it's been in the works for a while and you'll always be at-risk.

The flowery and vague wording isn't going to protect you if someone was actually using a post in court. Not that is likely to get that far. The work to "bust" someone from an online forum is significant. If you think the PDX Police have the desire (much less the time), don't hold your breath when you need to have them solve the theft of your car.

It sure would be helpful for everyone if there was a little more clarity.

[GrandpaJ]

My friend was recently in town and paid a visit (first time) to L&D and can confirm about Mimi. Wasn't much of a "massage" in 30 min. Session, which was OK w / him because goal was simply some playful touch (mutual) and a healthy menu. Left very happy. Reported that she was attractive with a great, slender body. Wore short dress, glasses. Very accommodating upon entry and handsy when escorted to room. Not sure about age, but couldn't be more than 40 at most--looked 30-ish. Didn't see any other customers or ladies working at time of visit. May do a repeat visit with hour session. Standard rates.

I'd say Mimi is more likely close to if not 50, but the body is nice.

[MrNaughty]

Two places come to mind:

*Tranquility in Vancouver for non-FS. They have nothing but older ones there, and many of them can give a decent massage.

*L&D for really good FS if Mimi is there.

My friend was recently in town and paid a visit (first time) to L&D and can confirm about Mimi. Wasn't much of a "massage" in 30 min. Session, which was OK w / him because goal was simply some playful touch (mutual) and a healthy menu. Left very happy. Reported that she was attractive with a great, slender body. Wore short dress, glasses. Very accommodating upon entry and handsy when escorted to room. Not sure about age, but couldn't be more than 40 at most--looked 30-ish. Didn't see any other customers or ladies working at time of visit. May do a repeat visit with hour session. Standard rates.

[Noobie92]

In certain places down south..

Down south where? Sounds fun.

[Mizunate]

Probably Jin Long but yeah, really tired of the constant stream of all this secret decoder ring vagueness. We're horny bros getting our rocks off, not James Bond. My other peeve are the Penthouse Forum type reviews written explicitly for the purpose of sounding like some super stud but offering no useful information whatsoever, e.g. , "I shan't share the exquisite details of our monumental moments together, but suffice it to say we each were lost in the enchantment of our explorations. " Pro tip for you Casanovas, she's fucking, sucking, and / or jacking off ten dudes per day.

They always tell me I'm the only one that day!

In all seriousness, I agree, the extreme vague coded-language in this and other threads is a bit maddening. Some like to treat this like a secret club where each door to a room has a unique handshake you have to do. It's silly.

There's also a paranoia that LE reads this and other boards. Hate to break to anyone who thinks this is their only source of recon, but if they're working on busting a place, it's been in the works for a while and you'll always be at-risk.

[WarpFactor69]

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[MisterJimmy]

Thanks for being frustratingly vague.

Probably Jin Long but yeah, really tired of the constant stream of all this secret decoder ring vagueness. We're horny bros getting our rocks off, not James Bond. My other peeve are the Penthouse Forum type reviews written explicitly for the purpose of sounding like some super stud but offering no useful information whatsoever, e.g. , "I shan't share the exquisite details of our monumental moments together, but suffice it to say we each were lost in the enchantment of our explorations. " Pro tip for you Casanovas, she's fucking, sucking, and / or jacking off ten dudes per day.

[Tungsten99]

So I am kinda done with the young ones, as they too spendy, and rush. So I am wondering where you guys are finding the older ladies 40+.

Two places come to mind:

*Tranquility in Vancouver for non-FS. They have nothing but older ones there, and many of them can give a decent massage.

*L&D for really good FS if Mimi is there.

[Tungsten99]

The spas were the nuru places; you'd spend an hour+ getting rubbed down with nuri gel using her body, and man I loved it, lots of tits and ass rubbed all over your face and crotch. After that, you get showed, then move to the room attached to the shower for a very light, sensual massage and for a weird reason consistently butthole licking (it was so common I used to have to tell them to not worry about it ahead of time), then a slow BJ and CFS or BBFS if you were really lucky. It was a complete, fantastic package the likes of which nothing up here even remotely compares with,
.

This is exactly what it's like in Korea, although it's often just soapy fun in place of gel. It's best outside of Seoul where you can get a hot young thing with this service for about $180.

I also found it in Tampa (at Korean run places), but the prices can get stupid.

Overall I just prefer the Korean massage experience over the Chinese -- too bad Korean massage parlors are pretty rare around here.

[Drex Diggler2]

So I am kinda done with the young ones, as they too spendy, and rush. So I am wondering where you guys are finding the older ladies 40+.