Massage Parlor Reports

**Anything Cool** · 08-08-22 17:24

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.

JG Spa has been in business for 10 years. I wonder how this place and several others in the area that provide neither a good massage or extras manage to stay in business.

**Ddys11** · 08-08-22 13:28

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.

Thanks for the report. I'm in for funding!

**JoeMaleMpls** · 08-08-22 09:26

Ok we need to setup a TOFTT fund. Everyone should be sending $5 to my Venmo to pay for the emotional distress this appointment has caused me. 😀.

So started out with texting the provider for an appointment through in some obvious flirting or language that clear states what I am looking for without stating what I am looking for. Should of been a red flag when she is only open 12-6 pm but little head wanted to find a new spot.

So I show up and her office is located in an office build with many other business sharing the same hallway, lobby, and bathrooms (This will be important in a little bit). I walk in am greeted by an older lady (par the course now days) not attractive maybe 55-60? Anyways I have already committed. Prices $70 an hr $50 for 30 mins. Should of listen to my big head and did the 30 min.

Office space is very small with a curtain dividing the table and her "office area". I walk in she is watching China news channel on her laptop. She greets me I shut the door behind me give her the money and she takes me to the table side of the room. Table has just a small towel as "cover" which I thought was a good sign. Face down on the table she comes in and I hear music but the new channel is still on WTF but ok whatever. Then she starts talking in broken English wanted to have a conversation again I am with chatting them up but normally on the flip face down I can't hear and want to relax. All of a sudden I hear noises from the hallway and the room is getting cold. I peek my head up and see she open the F'in door WTF again. She moved the towel in between the cheeks to access one leg at a time. Then did some stretching which cause my junk to be exposed. She didn't cover me back up until the next leg. Ok not bad maybe something will happen spent some time on the butt cheeks but my teasing the boys. I forgot to turn my phone off so had to get off the table completely naked she didn't leave the room or seem to care. Again ok good sign.

On the flip this small towel barely covering my semi now she makes sure it in place by tucking around my cock touching him and grabbing him through the towel. I said we don't need that think that was a hint. I get hit with the finish "no want trouble" again WTF. She is rubbing my legs and stretching again towel falls off on its own (again very small towel) she covers me back up like I did it saying no trouble. The door wide open I start showing signs of complete displeasure she said sorry I can't do that. Get to the point I am laying there and she rubbing one leg and I look up she's watching the f'in news channel. I told her to get a hot towel with 10 minutes left. Left her with out a tip.

Why have unscented oil and the smallest draping if your not offering HE. Also the table we covered in a manor that I doubt is complete changed after each session. Had a towel under my junk and butt but the shoulders and legs were on the very uncomfortable decorated table cover which I wonder if is ever changed. I've had some very bad service before but this was by far the worst.

**BurtForPres** · 08-07-22 12:34

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

If this place is fun, I'm eating a hat. The site posts photos of the ladies. That's a big red flag in my book. If they do have any fun available, it has to be at least another visit before any fun is had. We all await your review Mass. Godspeed, and may the HE gods smile upon you!

**BurtForPres** · 08-07-22 12:23

TOFTT, although I'm pretty sure many others have already tried. Consider this an update.

My usual place was booked up for my time slot. Lesson learned, calling ahead is smart.

Stopped by Panda Massage, also booked up, but the lady who told me was quite old (must have been at least 60), so even if HE was on the table, I didn't miss out. I can't confirm nor deny however.

Wonderful was nearby, and from what I read in the past it's hit or miss. I was hoping for hit, but save yourself the hassle guys. Mamasan was fairly ok, couldn't have been older than 45. That's where it ends however. Massage sucked, sheet was kept on the whole time, and any attempt to put out some fun time feelers was immediately denied. Sheet was basically magnetized to my junk and no in between crack action was had. She demanded a tip, so I gave her a $10. I should have listened to the big head. Damage was only $50 for the 30 min, so not the worst loss in the world. The iciness was so off-putting, I won't even try to come back.

**LastsLonger** · 08-06-22 06:53

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

I heard it was perhaps slight teasing then not much, your review was?

**Ddys11** · 08-05-22 18:09

Originally Posted by MassErrection [View Original Post]

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

Awesome! Wish you the best!

**MassErrection** · 08-05-22 17:31

https://resortmassageandtanning.glossgenius.com/team

TOFTT. Bet I score tonight!

**LastsLonger** · 08-05-22 11:17

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

What is it called now?

Healing Bodywork.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 08-05-22 09:21

Try to search here but didn't get any returns. Has anyone been to JG Spa? Any info PM me or post. Thanks.

**Anything Cool** · 08-04-22 18:09

Originally Posted by LaGrecia92 [View Original Post]

Anyone tried Resort Massage in Elko? The women on their website are pretty attractive. I noticed they have a $260 VIP treatment option for booking. I asked about it and they said it's just a longer massage that includes fresh fruit and tea. Seems like a lot just for a snack, I'm wondering if upgrades are possible here. PM me if you have any insights and I'd be happy to share some tips on good spots.

I would be surprised if it was anything but legit. Some cute girls though.

**Member #6100** · 08-04-22 17:05

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Its not called that anymore. Good place though for what ails ya.

What is it called now?

**LastsLonger** · 08-04-22 16:58

Originally Posted by BBQ21 [View Original Post]

I am pretty sure I went to that location several times 3 or 4 years ago. Different name then, possibly different ownership. There was a mixed lady with a beautiful face a big boobs and she was very sweet. The other worker was Asian, skinny, and seemed spunky. I never got to try the skinny one.

I remember I posted a review on Rubmaps and I got a message from someone claiming to be the owner asking me to remove my review. Then the same person posted a note on Rubmaps that the AMP was legit and the employee that gave the HE had been fired.

Its not called that anymore. Good place though for what ails ya.

**LastsLonger** · 08-04-22 16:56

Originally Posted by CarpMaster [View Original Post]

I seen this ad on craigslist and wondering if anyone has tried this place? They offer both a shave and a rub.

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/h...508232094.html

Its Stephanie she's independent. Decent reviews.

**ChrisNoit2** · 08-04-22 16:27

Originally Posted by LaGrecia92 [View Original Post]

Anyone tried Resort Massage in Elko? The women on their website are pretty attractive. I noticed they have a $260 VIP treatment option for booking. I asked about it and they said it's just a longer massage that includes fresh fruit and tea. Seems like a lot just for a snack, I'm wondering if upgrades are possible here. PM me if you have any insights and I'd be happy to share some tips on good spots.

You have sparked my interests.