Massage Parlor Reports

[Yangasm]

It's BHC's new location just posted my review.

Yeah guys are saying over in the AAG thread that there are two ladyboys over there though LOL.

[HanginBalls]

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[Burton73]

Drive by and saw this place for the first time. Has anyone been there?

It's BHC's new location just posted my review.

[SexWithJesus69]

Drive by and saw this place for the first time. Has anyone been there?

It was opened by the same people from BHC. Might have to check it out tomorrow.

[Nowhere500]

Looking to visit Klub Kitty. How was the erotic massage? And is their nuru for $200 as well? Was touching allowed? How are the extras?

I didn't do nuru so can't say for sure. They were definitely eager to upsell. Touching was allowed and it was a good experience. It was a little while ago though. Main thing I can vouch for is that's really her in the pictures. She's very good looking and I had a good time.

[Sunny3690]

Hi. I have been to this place. It was a little while ago. It's in the west suburbs. Most of those pictures are of Kylie Kash and they are legit. She's very sexy. She does everything, from Nuru, to massage, to BDSM, and a combination. If I remember correctly it was $200 for an erotic massage w / HE and extras were available for an extra charge. Not sure about FS, but I would bet it's available, even though I didn't do that. The massage was great, and she's great looking. Awesome butt, huge MM. I would probably repeat if she were in the city. She is definitely about making her money, not in a bad or dishonest way. There was another cute girl working the desk when I was there as well. But Kylie is the owner and she is a smoke show.

Looking to visit Klub Kitty. How was the erotic massage? And is their nuru for $200 as well? Was touching allowed? How are the extras?

[Chiguy1983]

Drive by and saw this place for the first time. Has anyone been there?

[Amplitude]

Typical beginning then 69'd. Ten minutes and an orgasm later she slides down and spreads her cheeks. I was hesitant at first but she dropped my balls from her mouth and headed south. It felt like I was getting invaded by a mini-cock! She swamped my face with another "O" and shifted her ass on my tongue. Awkward position for her so she stuck her finger up my ass and did a tongue-twister on my cock. I was still just rimming her but, her BBBJ was working me up. Seconds later were both jack-hammering away. I can feel her squeeze my tongue with her ass muscles as she floods my neck with another "O". She pulls her hand out of my ass and combo's (HJ / BJ) till I spewed in her mouth. We rested for a bit with my tongue still partially in her ass. She slowly pulls off and "yes" I was curious what she tasted like. So, "Yep" I swallowed and "Yep" she tasted like poo.

So, I guess I'm the "Doody Monster"! Good times!

How many accounts do you have, Balls? Fuckin' hilarious.

[Chiguy1983]

Has anyone been to Orange Spa on Archer. First time seeing it.

[HanginBalls]

A. k. A. the "triple combo". A house favorite, to be sure. Rusty Trombone is also a classic.

Typical beginning then 69'd. Ten minutes and an orgasm later she slides down and spreads her cheeks. I was hesitant at first but she dropped my balls from her mouth and headed south. It felt like I was getting invaded by a mini-cock! She swamped my face with another "O" and shifted her ass on my tongue. Awkward position for her so she stuck her finger up my ass and did a tongue-twister on my cock. I was still just rimming her but, her BBBJ was working me up. Seconds later were both jack-hammering away. I can feel her squeeze my tongue with her ass muscles as she floods my neck with another "O". She pulls her hand out of my ass and combo's (HJ / BJ) till I spewed in her mouth. We rested for a bit with my tongue still partially in her ass. She slowly pulls off and "yes" I was curious what she tasted like. So, "Yep" I swallowed and "Yep" she tasted like poo.

So, I guess I'm the "Doody Monster"! Good times!

[Poogs]

I'm stopping in town for the weekend (staying in the Rosemont area) and I was wondering if anyone could drop my a direction for a good AMP in the area who are susceptible to giving HE. I would appreciate it a lot and will leave my experience here afterwards.

[TheRedStar]

I saw Lina again on her last day a couple of days ago. She will be back to BHC soon as soon as Joanna's period comes. I found out she does nuru at the spa that she works at in Manhattan, so I had her do it for me. Even though it was done with soap only it was still wonderful, partly because she knows what she is doing, but most importantly Lina has a spectacular rack which only enhanced the overall experience. And when she was on top doing the stripper slide, it was as good as it gets watching her tits bouncing.

The reason for this post is to gauge interest. Lina will bring the real nuru gel when she returns. She wants to know how much interest is out there so she knows how much nuru gel to bring. There is going to be a tip of 40 for her nuru service. This is mainly because the nuru gel is super expensive. If you don't believe me, you can get on Amazon and see how much they cost. They run anywhere from 1.50 to 2 for a fl oz. I think a tip of 40 is fairly reasonable since it will be done with the real nuru gel and it's hard to find someone here in Chicago who actually knows what she is doing.

I'm definitely interested in one of the reasons why I joined this hobby is to get one. Still haven't got it, if she's down I will buy the gel.

[Iamslobbyist]

Where did you hear they were busted? Was there last week didn't hear anything.

I think people are confusing Chicagoland massage parlors in the general sense with CLM, which is a specific massage parlor service operating at several locations. Here is a link of Chicagoland massage parlor being busted, but not CLM.

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/ch...ney-laundering

The website is up and running, which would not be happening if it was recently busted.

[Fit312]

I haven't posted here in some time as I hadn't been to an AMP for a year or so. But a couple of weeks ago, I went down Archer between Ashland and Halsted and noticed a couple of longtime AMP establishments, Hong Kong and Ruby, closed for good. Apparently they couldn't survive the pandemic.

I think that Hong Kong is still open, but it always looks closed. Ruby is definitely permanently closed, but it apparently was due more to friction between the principals than anything else. No shortage of other establishments west of Ashland Avenue.

[OPIllini]

I haven't posted here in some time as I hadn't been to an AMP for a year or so. But a couple of weeks ago, I went down Archer between Ashland and Halsted and noticed a couple of longtime AMP establishments, Hong Kong and Ruby, closed for good. Apparently they couldn't survive the pandemic.

I apologize if this has already been discussed, but just thought I'd let you guys know just in case.