Massage Parlor Reports

[HanginBalls]

A. k. A. the "triple combo". A house favorite, to be sure. Rusty Trombone is also a classic.

Typical beginning then 69'd. Ten minutes and an orgasm later she slides down and spreads her cheeks. I was hesitant at first but she dropped my balls from her mouth and headed south. It felt like I was getting invaded by a mini-cock! She swamped my face with another "O" and shifted her ass on my tongue. Awkward position for her so she stuck her finger up my ass and did a tongue-twister on my cock. I was still just rimming her but, her BBBJ was working me up. Seconds later were both jack-hammering away. I can feel her squeeze my tongue with her ass muscles as she floods my neck with another "O". She pulls her hand out of my ass and combo's (HJ / BJ) till I spewed in her mouth. We rested for a bit with my tongue still partially in her ass. She slowly pulls off and "yes" I was curious what she tasted like. So, "Yep" I swallowed and "Yep" she tasted like poo.

So, I guess I'm the "Doody Monster"! Good times!

[Poogs]

I'm stopping in town for the weekend (staying in the Rosemont area) and I was wondering if anyone could drop my a direction for a good AMP in the area who are susceptible to giving HE. I would appreciate it a lot and will leave my experience here afterwards.

[TheRedStar]

I saw Lina again on her last day a couple of days ago. She will be back to BHC soon as soon as Joanna's period comes. I found out she does nuru at the spa that she works at in Manhattan, so I had her do it for me. Even though it was done with soap only it was still wonderful, partly because she knows what she is doing, but most importantly Lina has a spectacular rack which only enhanced the overall experience. And when she was on top doing the stripper slide, it was as good as it gets watching her tits bouncing.

The reason for this post is to gauge interest. Lina will bring the real nuru gel when she returns. She wants to know how much interest is out there so she knows how much nuru gel to bring. There is going to be a tip of 40 for her nuru service. This is mainly because the nuru gel is super expensive. If you don't believe me, you can get on Amazon and see how much they cost. They run anywhere from 1.50 to 2 for a fl oz. I think a tip of 40 is fairly reasonable since it will be done with the real nuru gel and it's hard to find someone here in Chicago who actually knows what she is doing.

I'm definitely interested in one of the reasons why I joined this hobby is to get one. Still haven't got it, if she's down I will buy the gel.

[Iamslobbyist]

Where did you hear they were busted? Was there last week didn't hear anything.

I think people are confusing Chicagoland massage parlors in the general sense with CLM, which is a specific massage parlor service operating at several locations. Here is a link of Chicagoland massage parlor being busted, but not CLM.

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/ch...ney-laundering

The website is up and running, which would not be happening if it was recently busted.

[Fit312]

I haven't posted here in some time as I hadn't been to an AMP for a year or so. But a couple of weeks ago, I went down Archer between Ashland and Halsted and noticed a couple of longtime AMP establishments, Hong Kong and Ruby, closed for good. Apparently they couldn't survive the pandemic.

I think that Hong Kong is still open, but it always looks closed. Ruby is definitely permanently closed, but it apparently was due more to friction between the principals than anything else. No shortage of other establishments west of Ashland Avenue.

[OPIllini]

I haven't posted here in some time as I hadn't been to an AMP for a year or so. But a couple of weeks ago, I went down Archer between Ashland and Halsted and noticed a couple of longtime AMP establishments, Hong Kong and Ruby, closed for good. Apparently they couldn't survive the pandemic.

I apologize if this has already been discussed, but just thought I'd let you guys know just in case.

[Jayp80]

What is CLM. You can DM me.

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com

[Spame]

CLM I'm pretty sure was just busted a couple weeks ago.

Where did you hear they were busted? Was there last week didn't hear anything.

[BenBeck]

Visited Judy for the 3rd time this weekend, got the TS BBBJ followed by the dry off BBBJ then to the room for a massage rimjob / BBBJ to completion combo. I think she's kinda worried about newcomers, for me the 1st time she wouldn't grab my johnson but was licking my balls like that's not also something that would get her arrested by LEO. I don't like forcing anything and kinda let the girl do whatever she wants, but with her you can feel free to ask for what you want by pointing.

A. k. A. the "triple combo". A house favorite, to be sure. Rusty Trombone is also a classic.

[ChitownGuy321]

I've visited a couple times, ok experience better choices out there for the price I would recommend CLM over this group. Latin milfs, been in business a while, safe clean storefront / basement apt setup.

What is CLM. You can DM me.

[Jayp80]

Went to an AMP for the first time and saw Judy, good L1 experience but, I was hoping for a BBBJ but she wasn't getting the hint and I wasn't sure how to ask her. Maybe she was hesitant because I'm young (20's)? What's the proper way to ask Judy for this? As a first timer I wasn't sure if I should just explicitly straight up ask her for a BBBJ. She did ask me to come back so hopefully I can see what the hype is about then LOL.

Visited Judy for the 3rd time this weekend, got the TS BBBJ followed by the dry off BBBJ then to the room for a massage rimjob / BBBJ to completion combo. I think she's kinda worried about newcomers, for me the 1st time she wouldn't grab my johnson but was licking my balls like that's not also something that would get her arrested by LEO. I don't like forcing anything and kinda let the girl do whatever she wants, but with her you can feel free to ask for what you want by pointing.

[RDarris]

Hello,

Are the phone numbers accurate for the Chinese Korea spa on RM accurate? Would like to try them but haven't gotten a response. Any info would be appreciated.

[SexWithJesus69]

For me personally I'm going to disagree about a chubby butter burger. She definitely has a stomach now (not how she looked at Oki doki) but has some strong firm legs and a good sized chest for an Asian. She is fun and has probably the best personality / open to what you want attitude out there. She also is probably one of the younger girls still in the game.

I love her attitude as well. Treat her right and she will treat you well back. I swear all that takes with a lot girls is to be kind! Don't be an asshole. You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

[RedPontiacX]

Went to an AMP for the first time and saw Judy, good L1 experience but, I was hoping for a BBBJ but she wasn't getting the hint and I wasn't sure how to ask her. Maybe she was hesitant because I'm young (20's)? What's the proper way to ask Judy for this? As a first timer I wasn't sure if I should just explicitly straight up ask her for a BBBJ. She did ask me to come back so hopefully I can see what the hype is about then LOL.

Chinese seem to understand better while you are shuffling through the cash. If that doesn't work try Google translate.

[SexWithJesus69]

I saw Lina again on her last day a couple of days ago. She will be back to BHC soon as soon as Joanna's period comes. I found out she does nuru at the spa that she works at in Manhattan, so I had her do it for me. Even though it was done with soap only it was still wonderful, partly because she knows what she is doing, but most importantly Lina has a spectacular rack which only enhanced the overall experience. And when she was on top doing the stripper slide, it was as good as it gets watching her tits bouncing.

The reason for this post is to gauge interest. Lina will bring the real nuru gel when she returns. She wants to know how much interest is out there so she knows how much nuru gel to bring. There is going to be a tip of 40 for her nuru service. This is mainly because the nuru gel is super expensive. If you don't believe me, you can get on Amazon and see how much they cost. They run anywhere from 1.50 to 2 for a fl oz. I think a tip of 40 is fairly reasonable since it will be done with the real nuru gel and it's hard to find someone here in Chicago who actually knows what she is doing.

I'm interested very much so.