Escort Reports

[TheSwampHawk]

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87583625

I've seen her one for a BBBJ. Guaranteed swallower she even mentions it in correspondence. No issues whatsoever with the incall, never felt in danger. GTG.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87593247

Saw this one one time in Bethalto. She was cool and offered to gobble the goo when giving the BJ but opted to bang her out and it was clean and good grip. No incall issues. I'm sure she has a handler but no sign of him when I was there.

Be safe and hope you have fun with at least one of them.

So-Crates.

Appreciate it. Both of these were on my "intetested, but no data" list. Wish the first one had some tits, but I think she's dlutty / sexy looking. Any hints on seeing her?

HH, SS,

-SH.

[DVelvet69]

Chatted with this one for a bit. Actually got my hopes up when she sent confirmation pics. But, then she asked for a $60 deposit, cut it to $30, and wouldn't budge from there.

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...louis/87584651

You do realize those are pics of a well known pornstar in the ad, right? The hot girl shown is "not" what was gonna be waiting on the other side of that door, so you definitely dodged a bullet.

[SocratesRvng]

Well I guess I'll see who has time to read. (Was very active in the Lou when I lived there (Ahhh, the days of Cherokee & Steve running Dollies, I'm OLD! Now only couple visits / yr. Zip, MM, KS DK, & others have been very helpful on previous visits & I always try to return the favor and share the intel. Upcoming quick trip with very little time for cruising the strolls (though, of COURSE I will! Or being ghosted / deposit scams, which seem to be all the rage. There are so many scams ongoing that I rarely see someone w / out reviews / reccs. (and invariably regret it when I do!) Most of my previous "regulars" aren't available (I think unpasteurized milk has a longer shelf life than the average provider!

What comes to mind when I ask about a no drama, safe MILF w / a great attitude? Possibly even a GILF (don't judge, I'm leaving the young'uns to you! Doesn't have to be stunning looking or perfect body (not TOO BBW! But would love at least some tits to play with (the flat crack girls are fine when theey're face down in my lap!) Nothing too exotic, a bit more vanilla in my old age. Willing to drive a ways. Been around the hobby so long that the going rates seem exorbitant, willing to pay a fair amount for value & not lowball, but. Am def NOT in the $300 range. Won't have outcall, will do incall w / recc. , or car. Again, attitude is everything, in my search. Enthusiasm, even better. Have seen Jessie (SCF) and Sally (SS) & had adequate time, will repeat, if necessary.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87583625

I've seen her one for a BBBJ. Guaranteed swallower she even mentions it in correspondence. No issues whatsoever with the incall, never felt in danger. GTG.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87593247

Saw this one one time in Bethalto. She was cool and offered to gobble the goo when giving the BJ but opted to bang her out and it was clean and good grip. No incall issues. I'm sure she has a handler but no sign of him when I was there.

Be safe and hope you have fun with at least one of them.

So-Crates.

[TheSwampHawk]

Chatted with this one for a bit. Actually got my hopes up when she sent confirmation pics. But, then she asked for a $60 deposit, cut it to $30, and wouldn't budge from there.

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...louis/87584651

I've had more deposit scams than I have legitimate dates in the last couple of months. It's running rampant. Please, PLEASE don't do deposits or pay up front. Even if you luck out & get away with it, it makes it harder on ALL of us.

HH, SS,

-SH.

[Slimpicker]

Here's an emonkey link to her also https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/trixie-e...t-louis-275999.

She has been around for a long time, I never had a 'bad' time with her, she's a lot of fun and loves to act out an orgasm better than anyone I know.

[JacksMorgan]

Chatted with this one for a bit. Actually got my hopes up when she sent confirmation pics. But, then she asked for a $60 deposit, cut it to $30, and wouldn't budge from there.

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...louis/87584651

[TheSwampHawk]

Well I guess I'll see who has time to read. (Was very active in the Lou when I lived there (Ahhh, the days of Cherokee & Steve running Dollies, I'm OLD! Now only couple visits / yr. Zip, MM, KS DK, & others have been very helpful on previous visits & I always try to return the favor and share the intel. Upcoming quick trip with very little time for cruising the strolls (though, of COURSE I will! Or being ghosted / deposit scams, which seem to be all the rage. There are so many scams ongoing that I rarely see someone w / out reviews / reccs. (and invariably regret it when I do!) Most of my previous "regulars" aren't available (I think unpasteurized milk has a longer shelf life than the average provider!

What comes to mind when I ask about a no drama, safe MILF w / a great attitude? Possibly even a GILF (don't judge, I'm leaving the young'uns to you! Doesn't have to be stunning looking or perfect body (not TOO BBW! But would love at least some tits to play with (the flat crack girls are fine when theey're face down in my lap!) Nothing too exotic, a bit more vanilla in my old age. Willing to drive a ways. Been around the hobby so long that the going rates seem exorbitant, willing to pay a fair amount for value & not lowball, but. Am def NOT in the $300 range. Won't have outcall, will do incall w / recc. , or car. Again, attitude is everything, in my search. Enthusiasm, even better. Have seen Jessie (SCF) and Sally (SS) & had adequate time, will repeat, if necessary.

Any re-sightings of Jen Harris (USAG posts suggest gone dark, them says they have a Jul 22 review, that I don't have access to)? There was a Jenn recommended to me last trip; but can't find any working contact info on her (yes, I KNOW that's no enough to know who I'm talking about!) Blonde Abby86? Thought I saw some recent good reviews on Eden, but she may be out of my budget.

Among the items that caught my eye, but upon which I'll not act w / out at least SOME intel are (if someone has a "plus or minus" to contribute): https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87583625.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87593247 ,https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/abbey-ra...t-louis-421610 ,https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87232645 https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...louis/87542417.

TIA for any help. Have (& will continue) been doing my own research / homework, don't expect anyone else to do it all for me. Used to get actionable intel on RTP (pre FOSTA), but where should I be looking now? (Frustrated w / Sumo, STG, LC, etc.) PM / DM fine. Okay, OK, I'll shut up & just post. Just trying NOT to be one of those "Who's good in STL" guys!

Thanks, HH, SS.

-SH.

[TheSwampHawk]

Well I certainly don't want to start any arguments, but the only issue I had when I saw her was actually trying to get a hold of her. My visit she was very nice and sweet and accommodating. As a matter of fact I fully intended to visit her again but ran into the "couldn't get a hold of her" a problem yet again. I mean I guess there's a very real possibility she has an issue like bipolarism, in my experience over the years I've come to discover that quite a few women in this business or in dance clubs have fairly uneven mental issues they kind of prevent them from holding down regular jobs. But I'm not trying to downplay your experience, thinking about it I could totally see that happening she did text me at least once before I arrived seemingly nervous and expecting me to cancel at the last minute or not show up. It was like she was expecting me to screw her over, but was very pleasant and nice to me when I didn't.

My experience is similar. I've def had some scary issues with manic / hyped providers. And had great, no drama dates with the same gals. While diagnosable bipolar might not be any higher, I've found the (per capita) incidence of dramatic mood and mental status swings to be higher in the provider group, even after taking into account the almost 100% drug use rate. (FWIW, I have a pretty high "sample size" to evaluate.) We def take chances choosing this hobby. We should be prudent (not paranoid), maintain situational awareness, and use good risk management practices. Then, just decide whether you're too risk-averse for this biz.

FWIW, without justifying the drama one bit, it would help a LOT (IMO), if guys would be respectful, quite trying to cheat them, do what they say they're going to do, & not be total dickheads.

Just my $. 02.

HH, SS,

-SH.

[TheSwampHawk]

Anybody remember this chick? She was short, thin with big fake tits. Always had ads asking about "sk*ting". Wondered if anybody knew if she was still around.

She posted one time on Crustycrawler last September. Then dropped off. I know she moved to Louisville and ran some ads out there. Didn't know if anyone has seen her recently. Everybody swore she was trouble but I never had an issue with her.

Since, as the SwampHawk always says, "there's a hella lot more erratic than erotic, in this biz. ", and I know how "off & on" providers can be, I'd try it once, if anyone resurrects where & how!

"Course, I never WAS the sharpest knife in the drawer.

HH, SS,

-SH.

[DeadDead22]

Anybody remember this chick? She was short, thin with big fake tits. Always had ads asking about "sk*ting". Wondered if anybody knew if she was still around.

She posted one time on Crustycrawler last September. Then dropped off. I know she moved to Louisville and ran some ads out there. Didn't know if anyone has seen her recently. Everybody swore she was trouble but I never had an issue with her.

[Ekim1976]

I've seen her, good BBBJ, but she's a scatter brain, talk about anything without being euphemistic and she'll get weird and probably block you. There was a report a while back about someone seeing an HIV pamphlet at her place.

She is clean. No problems. No rush especially when you get to know her.

[Slimpicker]

I've seen her, good BBBJ, but she's a scatter brain, talk about anything without being euphemistic and she'll get weird and probably block you. There was a report a while back about someone seeing an HIV pamphlet at her place.

This crazy psycho physically attacked me claiming she didn't get paid. (She did). It was a huge ordeal. Avoid at all costs! Worst situation I have been in.

Expand all her pics, looks like a family album not an Ad, and from those rants about how to treat a provider, she's way too into herself to be "into you" for even 1 hr.

[Zb314]

Uhm, if she "only" let you do missionary and there were in fact shit stains on her sheets after you left then wouldn't that mean they came from her? ...I would have pointed this out to her as a simple matter of "Missionary Position Physics" since it was her own ass pressed against the sheets and not yours, LOL!

There were no stains that's the thing. She tried saying this after I already left LOL good point tho.

[HesDeadJim]

Well I certainly don't want to start any arguments, but the only issue I had when I saw her was actually trying to get a hold of her. My visit she was very nice and sweet and accommodating. As a matter of fact I fully intended to visit her again but ran into the "couldn't get a hold of her" a problem yet again. I mean I guess there's a very real possibility she has an issue like bipolarism, in my experience over the years I've come to discover that quite a few women in this business or in dance clubs have fairly uneven mental issues they kind of prevent them from holding down regular jobs. But I'm not trying to downplay your experience, thinking about it I could totally see that happening she did text me at least once before I arrived seemingly nervous and expecting me to cancel at the last minute or not show up. It was like she was expecting me to screw her over, but was very pleasant and nice to me when I didn't.

This crazy psycho physically attacked me claiming she didn't get paid. (She did). It was a huge ordeal. Avoid at all costs! Worst situation I have been in.

[RicharddAngle]

Guys, never ever make a deposit before meeting a person, period.

I was kidding about giving a deposit to a girl in another state. But I was really hoping she was real!