Escort Reports

**BiggDogg70** · 08-01-22 10:04

Originally Posted by MarckMane [View Original Post]

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/106157263535

She's back in action. She's changed up her name and I went to go see her comms we're better than usual, place clean and she's stopped using candy. She quoted 100 roses for a stop and go and head not covered everything else covered had a great time. Been seeing her for 4-5 years off and on depending on her. So I go to set up another one and that's where things turned left. Donation went from 100 roses to 160 roses and covered head. Now I don't know about you guys but the reason I go to see her is for the skills she can do with a blow pop. Under the hood is average at best. The elastic band just doesn't contract like it use too. Meeting was kind of rushed the second time not quite sure what was going on. Asked my mechanic he said the same thing. I can deal with the donation if it was uncovered head and covered everything else but right now there are some better options with less damage to the undercarriage.

I wasn't able to connect with her prior to her arrival on the boards and eventual decline so I was excited when she resurfaced. I finally was able to schedule with her last week. She is a bigger girl than expected but still attractive. Personality is on point and she seems to have her shit together. That said the rules are massive. Everything covered and back door closed. Not the PSE I had heard so much about, although she said more would come as she got to know me. Really? Not sure I am buying that but I am going to schedule another visit to see if that is the case. As for the first encounter it was meh.

**PorkSword** · 08-01-22 09:43

Originally Posted by SwampThang7 [View Original Post]

Try cleaning the shit out of your ears.

If this dude can't figure out what is being said here then we know he is one of them. He can't figure out which ones are hot and which ones are just plain skank! Yep, he's one of them.

**SwampThang7** · 07-31-22 23:40

Originally Posted by Rub101 [View Original Post]

I've read reviews on here but, never listened to any.

Try cleaning the shit out of your ears.

**Everlast1** · 07-31-22 08:56

Originally Posted by Doji63 [View Original Post]

I had the same experience and decided the extra baggage isn't worth the ticket cost. There's better options out there.

I am in agreeance; her oral skills were top shelf. Now with the cover, its mediocre at best. Very happy for her to have gotten cleaned up but there are too many options out there and might as well get what you want.

**Rub101** · 07-31-22 07:21

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

Listening to reviews from other mongers is like asking Stevie Wonder to teach you Golf??

These idiots on here would not know a hot chick if she smacked him in the head with a hammer. I swear I feel so sorry for some of these losers that have never had good pussy. What they think is good is like saying the Landfill is a nice spot to have lunch?

You cannot go by hardly any of these reviews. I have made the fatal mistake and then become horrified when that magical door opens.

I like the ones that say "there was a very bad odor, not sure what it is or was". Dudes, if you don't know why the snatch smells like the tide is out and theres been a recent fish kill you really are mildy challenged.

These mongers are delusional.

I've read reviews on here but, never listened to any.

**Doji63** · 07-31-22 06:29

Originally Posted by MarckMane [View Original Post]

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/106157263535

She's back in action. She's changed up her name and I went to go see her comms we're better than usual, place clean and she's stopped using candy. She quoted 100 roses for a stop and go and head not covered everything else covered had a great time. Been seeing her for 4-5 years off and on depending on her. So I go to set up another one and that's where things turned left. Donation went from 100 roses to 160 roses and covered head. Now I don't know about you guys but the reason I go to see her is for the skills she can do with a blow pop. Under the hood is average at best. The elastic band just doesn't contract like it use too. Meeting was kind of rushed the second time not quite sure what was going on. Asked my mechanic he said the same thing. I can deal with the donation if it was uncovered head and covered everything else but right now there are some better options with less damage to the undercarriage.

I had the same experience and decided the extra baggage isn't worth the ticket cost. There's better options out there.

**Flanorm** · 07-30-22 23:18

Originally Posted by ThaMan82 [View Original Post]

Has anybody sampled?

https://tryst.link/escort/erin-miers

Have also sampled at a flea bit hotel.

Off Palm Beach. Don't waste your money. Heavily filtered pics and very uninspiring derive to say the least. Literally two minutes into it she insisted I pop already. Save your money.

**PorkSword** · 07-30-22 22:11

Originally Posted by SwampThang7 [View Original Post]

Funny as hell Pork. I get a little blind late at the bars now and again. Like the old saying goes, "I've never slept with an ugly woman, I have woken up to a few. ".

Sure, haven't we all. You've got to bang a few ugly ones to appreciate the hot ones but when you start believing that the ugly ones are hot you need to retire from here, stick to the flesh light and keep your retarded opinions to yourself. Just because your hands and eyes deceive you please don't lie to us and expect us to follow in your delusional footsteps.

I can't even imagine who some of these goons are married to. Must be like the Hammer House of Horrors at home. LOL.

**SwampThang7** · 07-30-22 18:42

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

Listening to reviews from other mongers is like asking Stevie Wonder to teach you Golf??

These idiots on here would not know a hot chick if she smacked him in the head with a hammer. I swear I feel so sorry for some of these losers that have never had good pussy. What they think is good is like saying the Landfill is a nice spot to have lunch?

You cannot go by hardly any of these reviews. I have made the fatal mistake and then become horrified when that magical door opens.

I like the ones that say "there was a very bad odor, not sure what it is or was". Dudes, if you don't know why the snatch smells like the tide is out and theres been a recent fish kill you really are mildy challenged.

These mongers are delusional.

Funny as hell Pork. I get a little blind late at the bars now and again. Like the old saying goes, "I've never slept with an ugly woman, I have woken up to a few. ".

**MarckMane** · 07-30-22 18:31

https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/...s/106157263535

She's back in action. She's changed up her name and I went to go see her comms we're better than usual, place clean and she's stopped using candy. She quoted 100 roses for a stop and go and head not covered everything else covered had a great time. Been seeing her for 4-5 years off and on depending on her. So I go to set up another one and that's where things turned left. Donation went from 100 roses to 160 roses and covered head. Now I don't know about you guys but the reason I go to see her is for the skills she can do with a blow pop. Under the hood is average at best. The elastic band just doesn't contract like it use too. Meeting was kind of rushed the second time not quite sure what was going on. Asked my mechanic he said the same thing. I can deal with the donation if it was uncovered head and covered everything else but right now there are some better options with less damage to the undercarriage.

**USmellIt** · 07-30-22 17:14

Originally Posted by Anx3126 [View Original Post]

Finally took the leap and saw Paige. She has a clean incall and all around clean girl from what I could see. The menu was terrific but the back door stays locked 1. 6 hr and she is firm in all the right places. And soft in all the right places. She's not chatty but pleasant. All around good experience I'll stop again on doubt.

She has been 1 of my regulars for a couple years. She has a great body and never makes me feel rushed. Reaching her can be difficult.

**PorkSword** · 07-30-22 16:24

Originally Posted by BiggDogg70 [View Original Post]

I saw her months ago when she was staying in the crappy motel on Palm Beach. She looks nothing like the pics. Highly filtered. Much rougher with a gut. I was there and the price was right so I stayed. Service was blah. A minute into the BJ she was asking to move on. Covered and got behind her for some massively uninspired doggy. Dumped and headed down the road massively disappointed. I have seen a couple of mongers post that they enjoyed there time with her so it may be a fit for some. Not me. One and done.

Listening to reviews from other mongers is like asking Stevie Wonder to teach you Golf??

These idiots on here would not know a hot chick if she smacked him in the head with a hammer. I swear I feel so sorry for some of these losers that have never had good pussy. What they think is good is like saying the Landfill is a nice spot to have lunch?

You cannot go by hardly any of these reviews. I have made the fatal mistake and then become horrified when that magical door opens.

I like the ones that say "there was a very bad odor, not sure what it is or was". Dudes, if you don't know why the snatch smells like the tide is out and theres been a recent fish kill you really are mildy challenged.

These mongers are delusional.

**BiggDogg70** · 07-30-22 15:03

Originally Posted by ThaMan82 [View Original Post]

Has anybody sampled?

https://tryst.link/escort/erin-miers

I saw her months ago when she was staying in the crappy motel on Palm Beach. She looks nothing like the pics. Highly filtered. Much rougher with a gut. I was there and the price was right so I stayed. Service was blah. A minute into the BJ she was asking to move on. Covered and got behind her for some massively uninspired doggy. Dumped and headed down the road massively disappointed. I have seen a couple of mongers post that they enjoyed there time with her so it may be a fit for some. Not me. One and done.

**LittleGreek** · 07-30-22 11:37

Originally Posted by RecycleBin [View Original Post]

Dakota wants a picture. Is that her normal screening process?

She does on your first visit she's okay used to be a SW on 41 and PBB. She has a nice personality with a tight Kitty just don't like the places she stays at on Palm Beach.